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Jhelora

@jhelora.bsky.social

moon cat hot mess girl

created July 18, 2023

63 followers 90 following 429 posts

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It’s Him

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3/9/2025, 12:10:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have any pics of said Cuda? I’d love to see them if you do.

31/8/2025, 5:24:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the most funny racing things I heard was when I was a kid at local dirt track and a hemi caught fire. Some drunk guy just screamed “GO MOPAR” and that had stuck with me even when this happened lol.

31/8/2025, 1:33:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so glad I know how to do most normal car repairs but dude working on a pentastar V6 sucks ass

30/8/2025, 7:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have been visited by a pickle

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29/8/2025, 7:43:07 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ITS NOT FOR A LACK OF TRYING (as good as maddens char creator is, it’s all presets)

27/8/2025, 2:13:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I finished the incredible book One of the Boys by @dirtbagqueer.rocks and I am now going to run my madden fantasy franchise with Grace at the helm!

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24/8/2025, 11:21:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sellyn is cancelled

24/8/2025, 4:41:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Him!

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23/8/2025, 7:38:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam McKay (@ghostpanther.bsky.social) reposted

The first NY Times employee to write a tell all book about how toxic and broken that culture is will sell 5 million copies and never work in legacy news media again. So it’s a win/win.

23/8/2025, 1:37:55 AM | 371 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social) reposted

age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends

21/8/2025, 10:38:14 PM | 6322 1436 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re cooked fam

21/8/2025, 7:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reaching that age where I’m pretty sure I need bifocals wtf

21/8/2025, 7:18:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro is in hell and I’m loving it

21/8/2025, 2:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wind Waker said trans rights in 2002

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19/8/2025, 2:22:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We gotta shut down the apps until we figure out what’s going on

16/8/2025, 3:29:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opened hinge to a match asking me to be a third right after reading this, jfc

16/8/2025, 3:11:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The madden 26 soundtrack has Chappell Roan hell yea

16/8/2025, 3:29:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scored a perfect on my final paper and almost got a perfect in the final exam for SOC 450 hell fucking yea my dudes

15/8/2025, 4:21:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no I had a little steak burrito for breakfast and didn’t bring floss with me to work I am in HELL

15/8/2025, 1:31:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you just turn me into grok

12/8/2025, 4:40:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s see how The Apps are in 2025

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11/8/2025, 10:12:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not just the leaders

11/8/2025, 3:10:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gareth Watkins (@garethwatkins.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

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10/8/2025, 6:30:02 PM | 25197 5303 | View on Bluesky | view

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That makes Chicago sound generous, I hope you make it

10/8/2025, 12:09:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Living in a Dakota sucks but the post storm sunsets are pretty at least

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10/8/2025, 5:04:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Max Brosmer ascension in Minnesota alert

10/8/2025, 12:26:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up with him calling games I wouldn’t have it any other way, he’s such a stupid homer and his meltdowns are so funny

10/8/2025, 12:25:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you hit em with behind blue eyes

10/8/2025, 12:21:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Update - i ate the strawberries

7/8/2025, 3:04:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bell’s palsy recovery continues, was able to wear my contacts for the first time in six months which meant I could actually do my eyeliner, were getting there!

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6/8/2025, 4:16:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does every pharmacy here have a shortage of 22 gauge needles? This is a really weird shortage, I just wanna take my shot and it’s easier to get adderall than it is to get needles rn

3/8/2025, 1:11:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pickles sleeps in so many fascinating ways

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3/8/2025, 4:43:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang man, that’s a good prize

2/8/2025, 12:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Achievement unlocked - I bought strawberries and actually washed, sliced and stored them instead of letting them get moldy. What do I win?

1/8/2025, 5:29:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn’t look away from this

1/8/2025, 4:59:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted

"Hunter Schafer is a man but this lump of coal is a pretty lady"

 U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY She's an icon She's a legend And she is the moment✨
31/7/2025, 6:47:43 PM | 654 57 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah the millennial blu-ray staples

31/7/2025, 4:14:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that’s a man

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30/7/2025, 12:54:08 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also I should post the shirt, observe! I kinda want to cut and resew the neck to be an open shoulder shirt

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27/7/2025, 5:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got one of those super rare stranglethorn parrots leveling back in vanilla classic and that gold has been carrying me ever since, and I sold it for less than what you have now lol

27/7/2025, 4:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you saying that girls poop, that’s fucked up

27/7/2025, 3:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not close to beating it but I convinced a friend to buy void stranger. Buy void stranger yall

27/7/2025, 2:37:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Based earrings I got at the farmers market

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26/7/2025, 3:45:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a bigass boyfriend tee shirt with a 1970 Pontiac GTO on it hell yea Maybe it will get me a bigass boyfriend with a 1970 Pontiac GTO

26/7/2025, 3:37:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is embarrassing capitulation that is designed to harm lgbt creators; the people raising these complaints will never be happy and it’s a shame nobody will be held to account while lgbt voices get suffocated and harmed.

24/7/2025, 11:24:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This website is really the only place I want to be liked on; please, give me likes I’m nice I promise

22/7/2025, 12:20:45 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another four job fiesta down, hoping the next one is deranged! I had Knight/Red Mage/Ninja/Dragoon and Ninja carried it pretty hard.

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22/7/2025, 1:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the first time in 27 years of driving, I no longer have a GM product. I wanted an AWD, V6 sedan with a little bit of oomf and I found one and I’m pretty stoked I got out of my previous lease without a penalty

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19/7/2025, 7:00:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing in this world makes me happier than the fact that I have a picture of Pickles as a kitten before I adopted him

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19/7/2025, 2:48:28 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m working on it

18/7/2025, 6:18:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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void stranger is so important ya'll (current progress)

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18/7/2025, 4:28:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am doing a run of the final fantasy 5 four job fiesta and i named Bartz "the bouncer" and it's made this run my most favorite run of the game ever

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18/7/2025, 1:11:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brain a little funky, went for a long walk instead of gaming this evening. I miss having miles of forests available and this little patch outside of town will have to do

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15/7/2025, 1:25:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s still good things on Craigslist and in my experience most all of the flaky riff raff are now on fb marketplace.

13/7/2025, 4:11:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my first cord puller in street fighter, im so happy

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12/7/2025, 1:59:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been saying this for YEARS, but Patrick Stump is husband goals by his voice alone, my gosh

10/7/2025, 2:08:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Save Rock And Roll is still an all timer album Patrick’s voice is just a pure joybringer.

10/7/2025, 12:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazis in a ride near you!

10/7/2025, 11:50:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got the most boomer shit in the mail today lmao

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10/7/2025, 12:07:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know many trans women in Nashville and have been multiple times, nobody gave a shit, just be careful on the freeway if you rent a car; it’s insane there.

8/7/2025, 10:41:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Him!

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6/7/2025, 9:19:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here to make fun of that extremely shitty snare Lars used for this album

6/7/2025, 5:29:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New level of Posting unlocked

6/7/2025, 3:59:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess we destinying again now

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4/7/2025, 8:24:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now i can play the game

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1/7/2025, 11:23:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stayed up way too late playing GRIS, and gosh, what a beautiful game.

1/7/2025, 6:04:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s gonna be a good day

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30/6/2025, 5:36:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think about and laugh about this tweet every now and then. What a nasty bitch lol

29/6/2025, 9:51:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really only vibed with BL2 once they released Gaige. In fact, so much, that I did a full run of BL2 on the ps vita lmao

29/6/2025, 9:47:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was the fourth

29/6/2025, 9:44:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am in my sneezy era, I am The Sneeze Girl

27/6/2025, 10:54:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What shape is this

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26/6/2025, 4:49:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly White (@molly.wiki) reposted

schadenfreudescrolling

25/6/2025, 2:44:52 AM | 3986 478 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned how to play Magic today! It was really fun :)

21/6/2025, 11:52:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can fix the world by banning crypto and going back to the era of money in bags with dollar signs on it

19/6/2025, 6:57:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This take has got the juice

18/6/2025, 9:31:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My day has been ruined

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17/6/2025, 2:14:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y’all make me embarrassed to have been a journalism major.

15/6/2025, 12:23:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when a cover of one of your favorite songs just goes hard, and you're also aging along side the artist

12/6/2025, 10:31:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life is pretty good when you get to hear film nerds gush about robocop for 3 hours

12/6/2025, 6:11:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily "Babe" St. James (@emilystjams.bsky.social) reposted

For some reason, Goldy Gopher, mascot of the Minnesota Golden Gophers, is the special guest star at this lesbian wedding I am at.

An enormous headed gopher mascot in a gold coat smiles impishly at the camera while everyone in the background watches something else (not pictured).
8/6/2025, 1:17:34 AM | 1936 223 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d give everything I have and more for a hug, I’m really not ok and I’m so angry at myself for being responsible for having to move back to this joyless garbage state. I fucked up a good life where I was truly happy and there is just no path back there. I can’t take this place for a few more years.

9/6/2025, 3:20:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My coworker is cuter than yours

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6/6/2025, 3:06:06 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I have a cat or a shrimp

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5/6/2025, 10:53:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked my local library if they would order a copy for me and less than week later I get to enjoy @dirtbagqueer.rocks’s new book, yay!

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5/6/2025, 2:45:59 AM | 32 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted

those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t

4/6/2025, 2:59:26 PM | 2772 268 | View on Bluesky | view

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This church is advocating for workplace violence

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31/5/2025, 3:33:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New sleep pose dropped

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30/5/2025, 6:15:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never did beat this game as a teenager and I’m so glad we got s remaster so I could see it through. What a sweet ending :)

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26/5/2025, 9:50:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it wasn’t for E33 my goty was easily assassin’s creed shadows, because that is arguably the best game that series ever released.

25/5/2025, 12:02:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s my goty unless the Tony Hawk 3 remaster let’s me just endlessly dunk on people online like I did in college on the ps2.

24/5/2025, 11:31:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

I fucking love gadgets. I like new things. I set up a gadget savings account ten years ago to restrict myself on gadget purchases because I am a gadget loving freak. Pretty amazing for the tech industry to make someone like me into a tech dethusiast in a matter of five years.

23/5/2025, 6:04:43 PM | 2469 272 | View on Bluesky | view

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wearing a Protect The Dolls shirt to show my support for everyone who paints warhammer minis

23/5/2025, 5:18:08 PM | 870 138 | View on Bluesky | view

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prepping for my shot and folks, they packaged a needle cap without a needle lmao

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23/5/2025, 1:27:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in the immediate sense, I chose the Wrong Week to cold turkey literally every substance. Truthfully speaking, I chose the right week to cold turkey every substance. I haven’t been mentally right for a long time, but if I’m going to be fighting for myself and others, 5 days ago was the right time

22/5/2025, 8:37:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twiggies (@twiggies-draws.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

More on this btw. Potential way to kick it from your servers. The ID is 1153984868804468756 Remember, never believe an AI bot's claims that they won't train your stuff without permission. They will. #Discord

Discord recently partnered with a Generative AI called DomoAI and apparently they’re in every server but sneakily don't show up in the member list. However they still use the art/images sent in the server to train their AI. To bypass this, people have found the AI’s ID so we can ban them. The AI has already been banned in this server, but for anyone here who has a server or is in another art/creative space, please use this advice and ban the following ID using the /ban command. 1153984868804468756 It may also be smart to start watermarking your pieces.
21/5/2025, 9:42:38 PM | 4533 2993 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jo Yurcaba (@joyurcaba.bsky.social) reposted

Yosemite climbers unfurl transgender pride flag on iconic El Capitan For @nbcnews.com: www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...

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Some people just post for the love of the game

18/5/2025, 7:21:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven’t been able to physically smile for 3 months now and it’s barely making any progress. I look and feel like a freak and it’s destroying any sense of self esteem I had Please, face, I’m begging you, I’d like my smile back

18/5/2025, 1:04:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view