9 boxes of Carlos Zambrano
9 boxes of Carlos Zambrano
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
Legit forgot when I woke up and then lol'd when I saw this
It's always the last wave of little things that get you. The week of our wedding the planner suggested we get "charger plates" (aka the plate under the plate). They were $8 ea.! For 150 people that's another $1k boom out of nowhere. Plus welcome bags for the hotel? ughhh
Just noticing Travis Kelces' handle, which is pretty funny in general but even moreso because my h.s. buddies had a CoD crew that would put "killa" in front of their ID (killatroj, killaplugg, etc) Low stakes conspiracy theory??
Aye... man listen...
"God bless the man I put this ice over. Ruh" -Rick Ross/John Brown
Brother I'm so glad you asked because I heard this the other day and lol'd
Was at my neighbor's house watching them play myst and remember thinking this is fun for you...?
dc club legend
rocking with mark
To be clear, I'll always support players trying to get the bag. And, small point, but heard BB refer to his agent/team as "his crew" and didn't love that coding. But ultimately comes down to relative value and leverage, and clearly there is a disconnect
Jokes aside, such a bizarre (and clearly ineffective) strategy for him to have taken
Al Jazeera correspondent Anas al-Sharif was killed in an Israeli strike, while he and other journalists were inside their tent
Typically backup QB is like 2/10, but in the case of the Bills it's Mike White vs. Mitch Trubisky ...and I've been hearing Mike White kinda has the juice
Recently had to explain to another parent no that is not a kids cup, that's my cup...
Oh hell yeah
Tbh I appreciate that they're being creative. Shows a level of respect for your audience
Our "open world" was just different boards on the same level. If we had Red Dead at 12 I would have never graduated middle school
...to then chew on whenever I want that old plastic feelin' back
Marco Rubio, Stephen Miller, Kirsti Noem, Joseph Mazzara, Emil Bove, Drew Sargent, and everyone else involved in planning, executing, and obstructing justice around the CECOT imprisonments are responsible for Andry's torture and rape. Each bears a share of the blame. Don't ever let them forget it.
The little shimmy after he pores it over himself >>>
"did you get that photo of the deputy director?" "Yeah boss, real fuckin stressed and derpy, just like you asked"
Cindy? youtu.be/0PYtJBETbgk?...
she said…
We're losing recipes! like the Tumblr soley dedicated posting old pizza huts that have been repurposed but still very much look like a pizza hut
Incredible. I do this also and no one ever gets the reference haha
Definitely MJ... The highs of the chorus are soooo high, and *perfectly* matched by how terrible the rest is
Correction: I see two shirts here
who said anything about oil? bitch you cookin?
Senior year of HS, I won Part-Time Employee of the Month for my Radio Shack district 5 out of 6 months in a row. Came back to visit my manager during Christmas break, new guy goes "oh dude, you're the guy with all the certificates up in the bathroom??" (cc @jonbois.bsky.social)
lmao She said...!
Dropping a nuke over Houston was a good one. Best case scenario, all you have to do is drop a nuke over every major city on the planet!
Everyone /(thing) has a role to play in the resistance
Not super clear as written, a bit of mental math needed for it to be apples to apples
Real ones know! The hoop earrings, knowing she could cross you up and put you in the DIRT 😍 Been on Becky Hammon island for a minute now, glad to have some company
RUH!
Also the following "nooooooooo!"
This a real anime ass explosion
"which unintentionally violated" can/should be replaced with "in violation of"
"You got the money" is an undefeated dig
Immigrants are extremely good and cool. I want more immigrants in this country for a whole shitload of reasons. They contribute to culture. They contribute to the economy. I've always liked having them as neighbors. Someone please invent a pro-immigration politician so I can vote for them.
Can we talk about the wotherspoon air maxes though?
Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.
Brian Scalabrine shows up and changes your kid's IG password until they make 25 free throws in a row
we set new benchmarks every day here
Horny on Main's final form
Fwiw, it's not clear if this is an apples to apples comparison. No doubt value has gone down, but way too much potential for noise in here
Got hurt... already???
God bless the man I put this ice over
Fullback is Rick Ross on Devil in a New Dress
Getting older is exactly this. Life is short, enjoy every tiny thing possible! If the food is only lukewarm, return it to the microwave for an extra 30 seconds. You deserve, king!
Can't relate. Music down, seat belt off, ass elevated for 360° range of site
Three day weekend
Best case scenario: you get a save by stopping a lacrosse ball with an unpadded appendage (??)
There is nothing about being a lacrosse goalie that makes any sense whatsoever
Just to come back to this... this album rules and gets a ton of play now. our (brazilian) nanny loved it one morning when I had it on. "samba???" and now she gets a kick out of anytime I'll randomly sing "ooo samba" like the older guy who calls out the songs What a gift
I kind of love auto-save in Microsoft
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it's the great potato chip debate! what's your favorite flavor of potato chips?
I just noticed that she starts walking up again before he's done falling 😭
sucks when you realize you've become the "future me" of a previous "that's a future me problem" 😭
I was inconsolable
An old @edsbs.bsky.social tweet of a guy taking it in the nuts 3x during a cricket match. the last time yelling "ohhh nooooo" So... I'm already fired up about that. Scroll down the replies and see a different video where a guy gets hit and goes "AHH THE DICK"
you don’t even need to fight the big fight nationally. the people wearing masks and executing orders get very, very mad when they’re exposed because they gotta live where they’re shitting, now and in the future
Charlie Wilson coming in at the end with the shooby do wop is *fucking flames* Found this playlist a few months ago... the funkiest shit on the planet open.spotify.com/playlist/2AZ...
Got this text from a friend I haven't spoken to in a few years. He was always a shade "weird", but in very disarming and earnest ways (and intentionally so)
Great advice. But also lmao @ someone under 30 trying to properly calibrate "within reason"
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
Buddy that was apparent 15 years ago
A few years ago there was a dope thread where ppl shared about their first time hearing B.O.B. radio / college bars ruined the song for awhile, but finally feeling like I can appreciate it again... just a wild, transcendent experience
Blurred for the first time today because I'm visiting in-laws in Columbus and this is the background 🤢😭
At a certain point, it's not really an aircraft "carrier" anymore
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
Mom said get your weight up
One way to read stories based on leaked docs: look at time from being circulated to docs getting published — bc that’s the amount of time it took to a) get someone pissed enough to agree to leak and b) get enough also-pissed people to confirm. These are slides dated April 29-30, published May 1.
Real ones know! My blub blub blubs used to KILL. every time.
Slim reaper 😤
Don't care if the boy is bigger/in better shape... at a minimum he's gonna have to knock me out. we're moving furniture today
Took me a second to get it lol
hang his hospital gown in the rafters
Oh hell yeah. I'm literally repotting canna lillies right now, couldn't ask for a better soundtrack
The very first thing I thought of when I read this
shoutout to all my ATL homies with the piles and bags and stacks and heaps and loads of mulch and soil in your yards i see you and i feel your pain and i’m excited for you we’re gonna catch up on all that shit soon enough and then we’re gonna watch a bunch of stuff grow and it’s gonna be excellent
Not here to debate, no- let's just celebrate youtu.be/K2IYIJc1f00?...
Do more, or something
Federal immigration authorities late Tuesday detained a Tufts PhD student who is a Turkish national, her attorney and community activists said.
Do not let the world look away. Keep fighting, keep telling our stories—until Palestine is free." - For the last time, Hossam Shabat, from northern Gaza. 23 and he knew to leave a death note.
You asking me and the boys to look into it? Who are you talking to man?
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