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You've got this!!!
A Gay & Jewish New Jersey gent who's a certified smartass and fluent in sardony. Very eclectic interests and I know my way around a bed π Leatherman, Mama Bear, and Validation Daddy all in one π I use He/Him pronouns β‘οΈπ³οΈβπ
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You've got this!!!
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Day 6 of 8!!! Time to wrap up the massive #LaborDayWeekend and end on a high note π€©π€ I was #46 in the entire company yesterday (over 6k sales associates) on our busiest day of the year. So blessed to have had this kind of day ππ
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social)
HAPPY #LaborDay everyone!! Time to get these big beautiful beds sold on the BIGGEST SALES DAY OF THE YEAR!!! If you have any sleep needs, you best reach out to me because at #MattressFirm, we have a sleep system for EVERYONE!! ππ€ππ
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Bravo!
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Mmhmmmm
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Sending you joyous healing vibes!!!
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Ive heard he's great to pASS around π
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social)
First two days of the Labor Day Weekend sale at #MattressFirm ππ If you need a new sleep system, I can absolutely get you the best deal around!! Let's improve your sleep one night at a time π΄π
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Much gud boi
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AND SNACKS!
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Such a messy doggo!
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Haaiiiii
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Great job!
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Bravo!
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Happy travels kiddo!
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Ooooh "Camp" π€©π
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The goodest locked demonpup!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
You look fantastic!!
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....what kind of sandwich?
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I mean....it could be worse π
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Absolutely!
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Already shared the post π
JJ Novaβ‘οΈβ‘οΈfolsom 8/25-8/28 (@jjnova.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yes sir thank you sir. I think I deserve to be nominated for a bottom hehe.
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
You definitely would, bebe!! ππ
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a good boy to take that long hard raw cock!!
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Youre an awesome human and kick ass commentator!!! May success follow you everywhere!!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
My lips....and then your lips πππ
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Youre gonna have SO much fun!!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking adorablszzz!!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social)
#MaxRaidDay in #PokΓ©monGo and I earned enough to catch this beautiful Eternatus!! π€©π
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social)
#AndNew π€©π Congrats @nylarosebeast.bsky.social your new EVE World Champion!!
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The accent...π CONGRATULATIONS CHAMP!! We're all so proud of you and glad you've got GOLD around your waist once again!!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Black and red.
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This looks like something @naturetwink603.bsky.social should try....
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AND NEEEWWWW BEST JET 2 HOLIDAY CLIP WINNER @nylarosebeast.bsky.social!!! πππ€©π₯
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Good boy π
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CONGRATULATIONS @nylarosebeast.bsky.social!!! π€©π She's a champ again!!!
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Just another day of moisture
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Happy Bday pupper ππ₯ππ€©
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Sadly, somewhere else
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
All Labussies deserve fuckings
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social)
Yesterday was an EPIC day at work!! I was #12 in the Company, #3 in Brick&Mortar stores, and #1 in the East Division in sales volume. I needed this BIG time and I'm super grateful for all who've manifested positive sales energy my way ππππ Have a fantastic Saturgay, everyone!!
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Great job!!
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If you can attend, you should!!
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OMG THIS WILL BE PHENOMENAL!!!
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friends > legs
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May your upcoming knife fight be a glorious victory for you, good sir!! Here's to a speedy recovery and, hopefully, a much better quality of living π
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Yes!
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Good riddance
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YOUVE GOT THIS BBY!!
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YOU'VE GOT THIS!!
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What an amazing boy! πππ€©π
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Trust me, I know how you feel. I listen to to original RHS Cast Album and love the actual singers on it π€©π
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One of the big loves of your life π
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*mounts and breeds*
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Its such a beautiful dick!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooohhhh well meh. *throws him into a pond of Krabbys* (Krabbies?)
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you get his PokΓ©monGo friend code?
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooh now THAT'S a fun thought!! π
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
They're using the F(acism) word more than dicktastor....but definitely there's room for both. Especially if you use a little "d"
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Just got my @barechestcalendar.bsky.social with some very lovely naughty phrases to go with the signatures. Order yours TODAY!!! You won't regret it π
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Such a good travelboi!!! *ruffles your head*
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ALL CAPS MONDAY MORNING ENERGY FOR EVERYONE!!!! GO BE AWESOME AND FABULOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE!! π€©πππ
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A very nice bone ππ
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Glad tall had fun!!
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π€©πβ οΈ
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Looking very cozy and such beautiful posture!
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Glad you're enjoying it!
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I needed to air it out. It does well in sea air π
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BOOYAH!!!
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@seanstartrunning.bsky.social and I at zee Asbury Beach Bar. My rum bucket and his margarita bucket definitely hit the spot on this hot day!!
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Veeery gaaahyyy
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And some protein π
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Bwahahahahha especially when sweaty and lubed up!
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So one for me and one for you? That's doable π π
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll likely be home by then cuz work manana.....BUT you'll definitely be around bears if ya do!
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I think today shall be a jaunt to Asbury Park for a little beach trip! And maybe a rum bucket.
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A VERY good boy!
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Very cute!
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Do ittttt
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You canβt assert the former without the latter also being true.
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Congrats on #23!
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Bwahahah that's so dorkarific
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
He fits in all types of holes....
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't he just super adorbs?!?!
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you certain what you wish is what you want?
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So damn hot...and I bet those pits smell amazing π
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That just shows off your good taste when it comes to television programming π€©π
Jeremy (@jhsbassman.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwwwwww I bet that was beautiful!
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And it's a beauty!!