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@jimharmes.bsky.social

created November 15, 2024

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And the Senate. And every ass underneath them.

30/8/2025, 10:01:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps, or the commanders said there was nothing for them to do, and someone said policing the streets also can mean picking up garbage. I don't think drumpf has any idea what they're doing.

28/8/2025, 8:34:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be on the parents.

27/8/2025, 9:32:29 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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One plus is we may get rid of marylago.

26/8/2025, 6:16:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Geocloning.

26/8/2025, 6:10:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for them.♥️

26/8/2025, 6:07:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love Wehs. ♥️

26/8/2025, 5:50:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roadkill just isn't as tender, though.

26/8/2025, 5:47:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been trying to recuperate for almost two months and still feel like I'm doing it incorrectly. 🤷

24/8/2025, 7:26:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've completely lost track of what they are upset about and why. It's like a broken tornado siren that goes off at random and nobody will fix because they didn't take the federal money.

22/8/2025, 12:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad you're having a fun time, ptown is amazing 🐻

22/8/2025, 12:40:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a trick who kept joking how he needed someone to kick the bucket for him so he could stay in business.

21/8/2025, 9:16:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*sigh*

18/8/2025, 11:52:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just thought his head was shrinking from the stupidity.

18/8/2025, 11:50:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just recuperating. Glad you had a great hunt 🐻

18/8/2025, 11:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Part two picks up 125 years later with the Earth Spacecore led by her grandchildren, fighting against the alien invaders led by an AI version of her husband.

18/8/2025, 2:54:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gay ghost that whispers stories about gay mythology and then giggles at double entendres.

17/8/2025, 3:22:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like something that needs to go to court for defamation.

17/8/2025, 3:15:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, of course, this is so much more important than... EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON. Just so stupid, the press is such a failure.

13/8/2025, 2:31:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't he do a weekly children's show about kindness?

11/8/2025, 11:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dicklickership?

10/8/2025, 6:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as he's delicious 🐻

10/8/2025, 6:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haven't used any of them.

8/8/2025, 8:05:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They decided Discovery didn't make whatever views they liked, so they won't make anything else interesting. It's so stupid. We only got P+ to watch Discovery.

7/8/2025, 4:21:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it will be easier to get rid of her.

5/8/2025, 5:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's more myopia in most cases, but yeah there's some impaired folks too.

5/8/2025, 4:04:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never understood why people keep using these tropes. Those they are trying to convince aren't going to listen, and it annoys those of us who already agree.

2/8/2025, 10:33:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't realize the firestorm that will come down on all of them. Stay away from our marriages and lives, assholes.

2/8/2025, 12:10:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry for your loss 💙

29/7/2025, 12:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just had my first physical therapy session, and my arms are pissed at me.

28/7/2025, 4:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still confused why it would take 1k people.

28/7/2025, 3:51:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday 🎉🏳️‍🌈🍻👑🎂🐻

27/7/2025, 2:15:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another version of purity BS. "Other relationships can't work if they make me uncomfortable". Small minded people are in every demographic.

26/7/2025, 5:34:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daddy issues started here

26/7/2025, 4:20:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pardoning her just releases her to say whatever she wants.

26/7/2025, 2:43:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give me an hour or two, just need to keep going until you're exhausted 😎

26/7/2025, 2:41:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm on short term disability for 3-4 months, then I will see where I go from there. I saw George's PCP and he's going to do some more tests once I'm further along. We're waiting on the PT to schedule my follow-up appointment hopefully this week. Moving along. Thanks for the well wishes, love 😘

13/7/2025, 6:31:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George got us organized and is cooking me great meals and replacing/adding things. He got a new bed that should come in this week. He cleaned and reorganized the kitchen and has been getting rid of junk. He has his surgery in two weeks, and I think we'll be ok with a little help.

13/7/2025, 6:31:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two week update I'm doing better, I can mostly feed myself now, as long as the dish isn't heavy. My blood sugar is somewhat stable, I ache now and then but the arms are mostly quiet as long as I get a good position. Having poop trouble, but that's expected. I'm sleeping half recliner, half bed.

13/7/2025, 6:31:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will blame everyone around him.

13/7/2025, 5:42:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sigh, what am I supposed to be upset about NOW.

9/7/2025, 8:03:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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happy birthday 🎉🎂

8/7/2025, 11:01:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if I could do that...

8/7/2025, 10:56:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am finding it v upsetting to have to do nothing while healing. If I can't even hold a book I am quite stuck.

6/7/2025, 1:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll cheat.

6/7/2025, 12:47:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will never be happy, which is as much a curse as anything else.

5/7/2025, 1:44:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You will be fine Hun. I have three months of few hugs and sitting waiting for shoulders to reconnect and driving my hubby crazy 😘 at least I get my short term disability ♥️

1/7/2025, 8:24:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks hun, I really appreciate that. We may have to take you up on some of that. Thank you so much though

26/6/2025, 11:31:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy anniversary to me. Fell off a scooter because of a pack of stupid pigeons and managed to break both of my shoulders and rib. Couple ribs and lots of scrapes and also some minor other things. So surgery is tomorrow and then probably recovery over the weekend and then try to figure out get home

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26/6/2025, 10:11:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This just in - DOJ sues Senate for not pre-approving only Maga judges for the past 45 years.

25/6/2025, 5:40:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 5:33:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect we'll see a half dozen "opinion" pieces about how ranked voting is now a bad thing.

25/6/2025, 2:51:30 AM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps she recognized that the men on the court aren't her friends.

24/6/2025, 1:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moscow, probably

23/6/2025, 8:08:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the plus side, he got no tariff revenue from them.

22/6/2025, 1:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What kind of drugs are they taking to say anything close to that?!?

22/6/2025, 4:21:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like a shiver of Pollocks

22/6/2025, 12:05:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or they were both beautiful in different ways.

21/6/2025, 1:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might = *WON'T* in the Trumper language

21/6/2025, 1:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was very cool for me. But when I'm really tired I still feel my glasses on my nose even after 20 years

20/6/2025, 3:26:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bless his heart, he thinks he's helping

20/6/2025, 2:09:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, Temu Kissinger can only do so much.

17/6/2025, 4:01:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someday, hopefully 🐻

15/6/2025, 4:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sad about it, because he decided to make it about him, instead of honoring our troops. It should have been a mile long army parade of men and women and their families from WW1 to today, with memorials and a huge BBQ on the mall with music and dancing and sports. We needed a national cookout.

15/6/2025, 4:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really need to drain a few loads out of some heavy balls. 🐻

14/6/2025, 2:56:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Officials noted that he had two quirkable eyebrows as well."

14/6/2025, 2:52:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The answer to that is the "Gig" economy. Destroying industries and putting barely paid slaves in their place is what they do.

14/6/2025, 2:50:10 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was watching a show about sex in zero-g... Makes me wonder how sucking dick in zero-g would be. 🐻

14/6/2025, 2:04:37 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's see some face cards

14/6/2025, 2:00:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Empty platitudes don't kill bills. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

12/6/2025, 8:38:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hubby got me a wind chime for our anniversary ♥️🎐

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12/6/2025, 4:19:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/6/2025, 4:50:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone

9/6/2025, 7:44:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good talk, I presume

9/6/2025, 12:33:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A few years ago a tiny pissed spider strode across the bathroom and attacked my foot. It wasn't a nasty poisonous one, so I let it get its aggression out.

9/6/2025, 12:33:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was looking at these chips and just realized the quotes were there. I'm now scared.

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8/6/2025, 9:10:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who do you think will win the ugliest house in America this season? 🐻

8/6/2025, 7:57:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I'd run into you two I'd have to do a triple take and collapse from forgetting to breathe 🐻

8/6/2025, 7:51:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ru looks like a disco llama. 🐻

7/6/2025, 1:21:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the consequence of not lying about your BD on your profile. Happy BD🎉

5/6/2025, 7:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We ARE living on a planet.

4/6/2025, 5:29:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cruelty is their go-to.

4/6/2025, 5:27:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No ducks, just dicks 🐻

3/6/2025, 8:44:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scientists estimate we can keep going at least 2400 to 18000 rotations before seeing a stellar mechanic.

2/6/2025, 8:58:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the gays and the non-white poors, so they think it doesn't affect them. Until they catch it from their fourth hootchie this month.

2/6/2025, 1:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gave them business for years. They showed that they weren't what I thought the past year or two, and this year solidified it. Just a ridiculous hill for them to die on.

2/6/2025, 12:59:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep it to once every month or two. It gets ratty looking. And I deal with my beard myself usually.

1/6/2025, 1:22:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no sympathy for their stupidity and moral failure. Let them all burn.

31/5/2025, 5:49:27 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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People get pissed at Dems for NOT standing up for their principles.

31/5/2025, 2:06:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A minor in Yaaaas Queen!!

28/5/2025, 4:26:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to retire so I can write. 🐻

27/5/2025, 12:36:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that's a trip to IML.

26/5/2025, 7:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems they didn't learn anything from 2008.

26/5/2025, 4:33:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to do laundry and kitchen myself. Been avoiding it.

26/5/2025, 12:47:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw that Colton Ford died. I'm sad. 😢

26/5/2025, 12:21:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It wasn't getting traction so he switched on a different brain cell.

25/5/2025, 1:11:02 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Capone was competent. And didn't have dementia.

24/5/2025, 3:33:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It did when THEY said it.

24/5/2025, 12:11:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's moronic monsters.

23/5/2025, 11:54:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No reason to deal with the mad emperor if you don't need him.

23/5/2025, 11:49:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view