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Jim Lohmar

@jimlohmar.bsky.social

senior greek & latin lecturer at college of charleston and sometime writer & editor. he/his/him. email: jimlohmar@gmail.com

created July 26, 2023

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context matters

2/9/2025, 3:37:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I HAVE AN ARMY IN CHARLESTON (non-problematic) THAT HAS BEEN BITCHING ABOUT THIS SINCE THE HIRE AND SKED RELEASE

2/9/2025, 3:33:17 AM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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not sure if he’s read his “the jungle” but he’s of that era

2/9/2025, 3:14:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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vergil and dante saunter into the presser, smiling hungrily

2/9/2025, 3:12:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bill belichick welcome to a wildcat strike and happy college football labor day friendo

2/9/2025, 3:08:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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blink-182 is playing up at our local tennis stadium in chuck tonight 🙏🏻

2/9/2025, 12:52:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s a good ep

31/8/2025, 10:45:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the line of them outside the university in berlin is also pretty striking

31/8/2025, 7:31:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolper...

31/8/2025, 6:30:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.

THREE PEOPLE WERE KIDNAPED HERE SUNDAY AUG 24 BY MASKED | < FEDERAL AGENTS
31/8/2025, 5:19:48 PM | 2266 685 | View on Bluesky | view

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deadspin commentariat is back

30/8/2025, 2:25:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[rubbing my eyes trying to focus the morning after a friday happy hour] does that say FSU at stanford?

29/8/2025, 12:19:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but now their road games skeds are *hilarious*

29/8/2025, 12:08:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looks like vox media deep sixed my sister’s obituary at red cup rebellion. anyway, she woulda turned 33 today. i’m sorry, lizzie

25/8/2025, 3:34:45 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[I’m a woman in every jason bourne film ever]: hey jason will you make sure that they get a shot of my hair and me washing my hands that’s what we do in these movies

24/8/2025, 4:59:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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simple rebuke to ai reach is it has no human soul, in the strong sense of the word. it doesn’t love, doesn’t yearn. it doesn’t get butterflies before a first date or giddiness on the first day of school. this is what i told my students today on the 1st day of class when i banned ai use outright

21/8/2025, 4:27:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hugh freeze has hired nyc mayor eric adams as linebackers coach at auburn university

21/8/2025, 12:37:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[boarding my private flight to hungary and a bag of potato chips falls out of the overhead] oh, oh my

21/8/2025, 12:35:43 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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curious what the university of nebraska thinks about this nomenclature on the cusp of football season

20/8/2025, 12:26:16 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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we knew our readership

19/8/2025, 8:34:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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at sb nation’s height i woulda blogged this at red cup under the hed “new ole miss mascot just dropped” and it would do numbers

19/8/2025, 8:09:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the dictionary @merriam-webster.com is pretty good on bsky i hope they get back to you darth. from the latin “gross”

19/8/2025, 2:21:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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even petronius’ trimalchio thinks this a bit gauche

18/8/2025, 10:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yes

18/8/2025, 3:56:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does gainesville have one of these yet

17/8/2025, 11:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social hey y’all as a resident faculty listener you should know that at college of charleston dorm move-in today a dad was unloading incoming student’s dorm kit and vaping. vape dad has officially entered the extended universe

14/8/2025, 2:03:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ΗΣΦ, the national honor society for classical studies, was founded by students at the university of chicago (and northwestern)

13/8/2025, 8:32:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s also too entrenched with monied “left”

12/8/2025, 11:17:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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redistribution of wealth (complimentary)

11/8/2025, 3:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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another successful bar spelling bee. winning word was polysyllabic; word of the night: jejune

11/8/2025, 3:13:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jeff goldblum bowl preview

10/8/2025, 10:00:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“88-foot tall” flagpoles can’t be coincidence right

10/8/2025, 3:04:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is friggin’ great

8/8/2025, 10:28:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but did he break the boards???

8/8/2025, 10:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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myriad is an adjective not a noun also this whole post sucks bad

7/8/2025, 1:09:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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best pod on the internet, these friendos do good goddamn work

7/8/2025, 2:03:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100 minutes into the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social saga on arkansas football and now the bobby petrino shit starts; y’all i gotta make dinner for my motorcycle crash wife and kids

7/8/2025, 1:16:17 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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even caligula finds this a bit much

6/8/2025, 10:38:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you charleston weather ❤️

3/8/2025, 2:57:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more coming to north chuck?

3/8/2025, 2:24:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in the absence of speed currently on network tv this will have to do

3/8/2025, 2:23:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nero’s golden house in rome was built on confiscated land

31/7/2025, 11:17:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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zeus and jupiter are connected linguistically, which means we’ve always been bitching about the weather

29/7/2025, 1:07:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dante’s inferno ends in an ice field and even he would be like “damn bruh, this shit sucks”

29/7/2025, 1:04:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not even the homeric poets have a word for how hot it is right now

29/7/2025, 1:01:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow jf this is pretty damning

25/7/2025, 1:19:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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EXON 102: extortion is good, actually

24/7/2025, 2:18:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is wenis on here?

23/7/2025, 3:22:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[approaching my younger brother in the middle of a 50 luxury car heist on a 12 hour deadline] hey man, you alright?

21/7/2025, 10:55:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ep3 is essentially a zombie plot. is ludya now infected from her husband (trope)? she’s also pregnant (trope). infected too? also, science expert detained by anonymous authorities (trope) enlisting of new militarists (trope)

21/7/2025, 5:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️ thank you

21/7/2025, 4:19:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ep2’s horror of course comes in the final minutes: no dialogue (trope), dosimeters drowning out your ears (hitchcock soundtrack trope), and flashlights failing (trope). also the dudes are wading in lava/radioactive water (trope)

21/7/2025, 4:11:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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villain number 1b is always smoking a cigarette, even and especially when he’s meeting with his bosses. don’t smoke cigs in horror flicks

21/7/2025, 3:19:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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people didn’t like the dog killing but in the oral history source material that stuff really stuck in survivors’ minds

21/7/2025, 3:05:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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characters kinda know what killer is, but either be nonchalant (horror trope), concerned lover dismissed (trope), expert dismissed (trope), hubristic authority figure (trope), killer still rages (trope)

21/7/2025, 2:32:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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goodbye online pedant i am muting you and will never hear from you again

21/7/2025, 2:26:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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about to start a rewatch of hbo’s CHERNOBYL under the academic aegis of a horror film where only the viewer knows who/what the eventual killer is. this is lesson planning

21/7/2025, 1:12:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks pedant not even from my discipline goodbye

21/7/2025, 1:09:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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linear a and linear b are literally spreadsheets. it took an american mathematician, not a classicist, to decipher them. the letter A is an inverted cow head

21/7/2025, 12:31:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[me at hardware store selling you on foam wasp killer] think murder hand soap, but for wasps

21/7/2025, 12:23:17 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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brand is strong

21/7/2025, 12:13:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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go barves

21/7/2025, 12:04:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dying

20/7/2025, 10:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ol’ ball coach knew brushwork

16/7/2025, 2:59:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i emailed fox that i’m leaving south carolina for austria and they offered me a hosting gig for $200k

14/7/2025, 2:17:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh no not the luxury real estate market

14/7/2025, 1:47:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Waldman (@paulwaldman.bsky.social) reposted

Some of my fellow Jews think a college kid wearing a kaffiyeh is a greater threat to their personal safety than an authoritarian government rounding up people to send to torture camps and the world's richest man who made a Nazi AI, and I'm really not sure what to say to them anymore.

9/7/2025, 1:43:08 AM | 4140 797 | View on Bluesky | view

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the shutdown fullcast is an internet hosted podcast covering video games, regional cuisine, and dad back sweat. it has been hosted by bemcer thrall since 1987

9/7/2025, 2:22:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cacchin’mancipitum

7/7/2025, 10:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“metellus entered numidia with his army, tense and dangerous, where in place of the appearance of war were cottages full of people and herds and farmers in the fields … they even offered [the romans] food”

7/7/2025, 9:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sallust, war with jugurtha, ch. 46:

7/7/2025, 9:49:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah but unlike us they make money doing it

7/7/2025, 9:10:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i had the thought and now you have to also: school house rocks but entirely ai generated

7/7/2025, 3:36:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted

Because "weird merch" is my stress relief tool, I put some Penny stickers up on the Fullcast store if you want to explain to strangers why you have a sticker of someone else's jacket. All proceeds from these are gonna go to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund: preownedairboats.com/products/pen...

7/7/2025, 2:07:56 PM | 113 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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our most correct and consistent voice. they want to enslave the labor force, abolish “dangerous” institutions of higher learning, and enslave everyone, not them, to produce for themselves while the rest of us die

7/7/2025, 4:33:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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on which side of the enslavement of america will they fall

7/7/2025, 4:19:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i filled this out earlier in the week and it’s refreshing how clear eyed and upfront defector staff want to be with themselves. their questions are specific and urgent

6/7/2025, 11:13:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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john le carré wrote a whole novel about this. the robber baron at the center of the scheme hauled in £10 million on one transaction

1/7/2025, 11:10:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's what is recommended if I.C.E. comes to your door. lataco.com/what-to-do-i...

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mamadani is just a regular dude who wants the best for his friends and neighbors. the elite response has been “we hate regular dudes who want the best for their friends and neighbors”

28/6/2025, 1:23:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the copier needs more toner

28/6/2025, 12:56:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ASPECTS OF MOVING, RANKED: 1. stressful 2. expensive 3. whale shit 4. soreness 5. bottom of the ocean

26/6/2025, 10:50:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[extremely podcaster voice] and to your point,

26/6/2025, 3:06:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao my dissertation director has been following me here all along and i had no idea

25/6/2025, 5:58:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck

25/6/2025, 12:59:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh cool five more people with depression

25/6/2025, 12:58:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fucking hell that is cutty’s

25/6/2025, 3:18:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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holly plz speak it

25/6/2025, 2:01:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i live in jim clyburn’s district in SC and when i saw he put in writing “cuomo” i was like oh hell clyburn sucks ass i hope my NYC friendos don’t elect the guy who attacks women

25/6/2025, 1:59:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my gag in class when a student asks a sharp question about an arcane point of greek or latin grammar that defies explanation is to blurt “i dunno” but the version of “i dunno” that doesn’t include consonants. today i asked them to spell a dr. lohmar “i dunno”

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perfect sports blog

24/6/2025, 9:17:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hope whoever edited this laughed as hard as i did at that graf

24/6/2025, 9:17:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

22/6/2025, 6:19:00 PM | 11342 2696 | View on Bluesky | view

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dude jurisdictional supersede

22/6/2025, 5:40:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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didn't they also authorize us marshals for this shit?

22/6/2025, 5:23:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.

22/6/2025, 3:12:51 PM | 9054 1571 | View on Bluesky | view

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turns out you can predict the weather

22/6/2025, 12:30:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for the toilet yes

22/6/2025, 4:36:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she drafted the alliterative hed without thinking and then wrote the oped right

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