Parenting isn’t like it used to be I am going to start handing out cigarettes to all the moms at the daycare
Gene Hackman in Night Moves (1975). He/Him. patreon.com/jimmello
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Parenting isn’t like it used to be I am going to start handing out cigarettes to all the moms at the daycare
Tried to do some performative reading at my local shop but my stack of books was too high and I kept making woah woah woahhhhh noises while trying to balance it so they kicked me out
❤️ Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
What makes it worse is most of these pundits passively endorse the shooting of a guy buying cigs or jumping subway turnstiles or the wholesale murder of Palestinians for an idea of stability that doesn’t exist. You don’t value the system of governance, what you value is inertia
If you’re not even willing to recognize that the state of policing in America is out of control, that defunding a police state that’s left countless trails of Black bodies in its wake and is being weaponized against media and protestors is a moderate stance, you’re wholly unequipped for this moment
I don’t know man I think the problem with most centrists is that you stand for nothing and are uninterested in doing anything that destabilizes your comfort and have decided sacrificing society to the rich in the form of poor bodies is a trade you’re willing to make to maintain that
making spaghetti and meatballs
Fuck me dropped some creatine on the floor and now the cat is ripped
Fuck me dropped some creatine on the floor and now the cat is ripped
tl cleanse here is Ronald Reagan getting shot in The Killers (1964)
Hell yes
I know there’s a lot going on right now but I just wanted you to know I figured out my Halloween costume
Uhh… let me be clear… I may have thrown Foucault’s boomerang, but… uhh… I am not responsible for it coming back
tl cleanse here is Ronald Reagan getting shot in The Killers (1964)
Here's Rudolf Rocker on how lesser evilism helped pave the way for Hitler. Keep in mind, this is from 1937. He follows this saying, “Democratic countries have learned nothing from this example and are now traveling with fatalistic submissiveness along the same path.”
*taking a picture of a cloud that looks like someone being dragged over a bed of hot coals by a sleep paralysis demon* this made me think of you
And install sympathetic (right wing dictatorships) to maintain that order.
See Monroe Doctrine. See Roosevelt Corollary. See Domino Theory. All facets of an interventionist foreign policy that excuse the US to invade/coup governments that threatened US economic interests i.e. - natural resources belonging to other countries in the Western Hemisphere
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Yessssss
Oh this one does and it’s all because of him
Someone make a fancam of this diva
The only flag I stand for is just a series of photographs of Chief Brody taped to my wall and the only anthem I stand for is also these photographs because I don’t have a dvd player or laserdisc
*taking a picture of a cloud that looks like someone being dragged over a bed of hot coals by a sleep paralysis demon* this made me think of you
Well fuck
Wait is this a promotion
made the mistake of going to the Wendy’s that gives you a prophecy again
made the mistake of going to the Wendy’s that gives you a prophecy again
Apple Music launched their tool that transfers your music and playlists from Spotify. It’s super easy. Cancel Spotify.
dj, about to ruin everyone’s night: this one goes out to dialectic materialism *plays ‘Sandstorm’*
Letter about libraries and such. Free to read. $3 gets you in the door for four years of pieces.
Gotchaing raised truck guys by asking if they served with Grave Digger
Having a regular truck with too big wheels is like stealing valor but from monster trucks
But at least Gears of War has never looked better!
Sama'a's due date is next week. She already has a little girl to feed, and every day is a struggle. Please give what you can to help them survive. gofund.me/3bba816a
Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.
Neoliberalism is functionally incapable of opposing fascism. No amount of moral appeals to a party that treats its constituency with this much contempt will save us from a system whose only interest is limitless profit growth and from people who see genocide as a necessary evil in that pursuit
love when the opposition party votes against 92% of its constituency for a genocide. very normal and good.
Oh shitttt
it is your moral obligation to shoplift as much as you can carry if u ever find yourself in a cvs
fidel castro was one of the biggest baseball fans ever
This. "Vote blue no matter who" is such transparently a ratchet-tactic. It is not deployed thoughtfully as a strategy to build power. It is deployed to cajole people to accept a further and further rightward drift in the name of "pragmatism," and AGAINST any attempt at leftward movement.
I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry
People complain a lot that drinking water makes you piss all the time but you’re thinking of it wrong. This is the new cigarette break. We finally have a reason to not work ten times a day again that is unassailable by god
Got caught stealing valor (told someone I could drive a zamboni)
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
Fuck
I don’t think Dems are unaware of what communism is, I think they are more concerned with ensuring people aren’t radicalized by leftist ideas in case the more moderate neoliberals get back into power (which they won’t). Fascism is always going to be preferable to the destruction of neoliberalism.
This is just straight up Nazi talking point stuff
me: and I’ll have a Pepper M.D. haha waiter: *shoots me with a gun*
none of you are thinking on this level
Shut up
Should have been there
me: and I’ll have a Pepper M.D. haha waiter: *shoots me with a gun*
That’s pretty good
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
Fuck
It’s because my brain has to go from Respecting Women Brain to Oh I’m Being Objectified Brain this means I am an ally
Hello how are you
Will never net fumble getting hit on. Absolutely zero game when it comes to the sneak attack hit on
Not falling for crypto but falling for PoseyBucks
I thought this was an advertisement for a Parker Posey credit card and for exactly one second was ready to make my credit score worse
baby you were too good to stay gone
This is a popular message across the political spectrum, and will likely be for the rest of our lives and to our great shame. It’s a collective moral and political failure, top to bottom, that it is
No I already have a four this is five
4. Also don’t rip through your reps. Speed does not equal strength. Control equals strength. Better to do less reps or lower weight and control your load through the entire movement then rip out some shitty bullshit like this that makes you more prone to injury and your exercise less effective
3. The stretch portion (lowering or eccentric motion) is where you’re pushing the muscle to grow/get stronger. They’re emphasizing the wrong movement, the concentric, which looks more powerful even though it’s clear he’s barely even doing that. Control your movements. That’s how you get stronger.
A few things: 1. Assisted pull-ups are a great way to learn this movement pattern while gaining strength. Totally fine. 2. This performative masculine bullshit is displaying the absolute worst pull-up technique. I can’t believe he did this on camera.
or give you books
yeah come to the library so I can beat your ass
Every fucking blue maga type will be like “can’t people see Trump for what he is?” And then harass you over not voting for dudes like Gavin Newsom
And it would be nice to get past the systems that make their seeming crushing inevitability possible
I don’t know I think it’s kind of nice every blue maga shitbird like Newsom or Buttigieg outs themselves as a bigot because I would like us to get past the point of settling for people who are so obviously craven and whose version of compromise always benefits the most evil people alive
I just really want everyone who said “deal with it ai is the future” to eat so many bags of shit
me, who doesn’t know how to drive a zamboni: everyone wants to know what it’s like to drive the zamboni. to smooth the ice. but nobody wants to know what the zamboni man thinks. what he feels my date: * puts her hand on my arm*
This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
The leadership of the Democratic party is not anti-fascist. I think that it's helpful to keep this in mind at all times.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Yes
Hell yeah
Thank god it’s coming out around the holidays
*hearing my doctor buddy had a real fucked up night after attending a masked pervert sex ball where someone may or may not have been murdered and he no longer knows what is real and what isn’t* yeah dude i don’t know i probably wouldn’t have gone but it would have been nice to be invited
*hearing my doctor buddy had a real fucked up night after attending a masked pervert sex ball where someone may or may not have been murdered and he no longer knows what is real and what isn’t* yeah dude i don’t know i probably wouldn’t have gone but it would have been nice to be invited
Did you see that Eyes Wide Shut hoooo boy
That Eyes Wide Shut has me roaring
Fuck you Gavin Newsom
Exactly why any liberal expressing anti-trans sentiments should be seen as an outright enemy and not merely a lesser evil
They want to see trans politics to just be about trans people, those weirdos over there, rather than being about ideology that affects everyone in its controlling of bodies, sex, and gender
People not willing to see anti trans policy as part of deeply entrenched gender and anti-bodily autonomy ideology cause they want to see trans people as separate from the “real“ people and politics
Bottom line is that anti trans politics is part of fascist politics and you can’t fight fascism by taking on and surrendering to its ideas
I don't want to be cis. I love being trans. I love trans people. Making how intensely you hate yourself your entire political belief system and personality is just murder/suicide in slow-motion.
Brianna Wu begging for eugenicists to eliminate transness from the human gene pool and blubbering that she's "accepted what she is" but wants a world where no child is ever trans again is among the more squalid and pitiful things I've seen her do
They offer zero solutions and try to destroy those who do
Liberal pundits desperately want to grift off being seen as opposition but the problem is they still fundamentally believe in military hegemony, settler-colonialism ideology, and endless profit growth, all of which are at odds with continued life on this planet.
Neoliberals are just footstools for fascism
