Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
How do I block all posts who hashtag Big Brother?
Trivia junkie, 80s encyclopedia, pop culture maniac. Trying to my best to get through this thing called life π. Practice kindness.
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How do I block all posts who hashtag Big Brother?
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it." --Janis Ian, Mean Girls
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
It's probably not cheaper to hire garbage collectors and landscapers outright.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe she should do her God-bound duty and squeeze a few out.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoopsadoodle.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Cheerleading originated at the University of Minnesota in 1898. And they were all men. Get over it, snowflakes. #SkiUMah
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Dear SCOTUS: You can pry my wedding ring from my dead gay hand. Regards, A consensual, tax-paying, adult American citizen
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes when he flees the United States.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
We have always been at war with Eurasia. #1984
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
The IOC should pull out of LA immediately.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
HERO
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, as an unemployed 50-something, I'm not in good spirits. ETTD.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
We need an Epstein whistleblower. Someone who has the docs and is willing to sacrifice their freedom for a short while to blow the roof off this by releasing them.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
We ride at dawn.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Edith Wilson managed quite nicely back in the day.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just that simple, MAGA.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Please stop showing clips of Jake "Benedict" Tapper on your posts. He doesn't deserve the coverage. He's got a boner for trashing Biden. @jaketapper.bsky.social
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I have been a legal adult for 34 years. Regardless, why is the GOP/MAGA so obsessed with everyone's genitals? What we do with them in the privacy of our own homes is not your business. I really don't want to know what you do with yours, unless of course, you're raping children...then it's on.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
This sums up my feelings for today, thankyouverymuch. "You have destroyed my life. My family. My friends. My COUNTRY. And my child." F*** TRUMP. youtu.be/NFeEwM2cb1c?...
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
The feeling is mutual, you sack of illiterate, syphilitic shit.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Since MAGAts love to reference Leviticus, extricate yourself from this one: ββWhen a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
My apologies, it's 2nd nature for Gen Xers in the US. :)
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Better learn Braille right quick, then. It worked for Mary Ingalls.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an embarrassment to Minnesota and has been for years.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
@cnn.com FIRE JAKE TAPPER.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I initially read that as "empty slut." Which unfortunately, still applies.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that ugly grass in the Rose Garden was really doing a number on Melanoma's high heels.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Please call it the Jesse Waters Memorial Drag Story Time.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
STROKE! STROKE!
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
@jaketapper.bsky.social what the actual fuck happened to you?
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm guessing Melanomaβs syphilis test was negative.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you met Mike Johnson? Ainβt. Gonna. happen.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
@democrats.org Grow a goddamn spine! WE ARE NOW AT WAR! Are you going to write letters of admonishment or actually do something in Congress? GAH!!
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I will happily be vaporized in the first strike in Minneapolis. I canβt anymore.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I donβt wanna see what comes out.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Walter: When I do get the permits, how long will the job take? Curly: Two weeks. Walter: Two weeks? Two weeks? Curly: You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks! Two weeks!" --The Money Pit, 1986
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
My grandpa emigrated from Norway around 1925. He wasn't turned away at Ellis Island. He got a new last name and went on his way. He and my grandma had 8 children and were dirt poor in rural MN. My dad and his siblings made lives for themselves. Oh, he was white. That's all these BROWN people want.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Fucking Christ, the United States is an embarassment.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Statistically impossible.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Walter: When I do get the permits, how long will the job take? Curly: Two weeks. Walter: Two weeks? Two weeks? Curly: You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks! Two weeks!" --The Money Pit, 1986
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like that health plan we've been waiting for for 8 years.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
If someone you know is LGBTQ+, needs help, and 988 (resources soon to be shut down to our community by the current administration) doesn't have what you need, you can always reach www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/ , 365, 24/7.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF Is a transgender opera? M. Butterfly has been around for yearsβ¦
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad about the prenup
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
βStand up. Keep fighting.β βlate MN Sen. Paul Wellstone
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
@dworkin.bsky.social St. Paul, 80K+ strong.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay safe, Amy! We love you!
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
If it is an officer, we will see rioting in the streets reminiscent of George Floyd. MN Is grieving.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is Mpls Police Chief OβHara? No comment?
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
MN stands strong together. F*** this admin.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I wondered how long that would take. We are grieving here in MN.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
No Kings protests in Anoka and NE Minneapolis have been canceled due to shelter in place orders. Capitol rally in St. Paul is still a go. Give βem hell, MN!
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs a dark day here in Minnesota. π
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
It is a dark day here in Minnesota. π
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Governor Walz is holding a press conference shortlyβyou can find Fox9, KARE11 or KSTP 5 on YouTube
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
As a gay man who did the WW spin in his childhood bedroom (as did my husband, several states apart), we love you, Lynda! Stand up! Keep fighting!
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
βif the lion can't claim the safari for himself and call the elephant illegal then neither the FUCK can weβ π«³π€
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
There is a ZERO percent chance that Donald wrote this message. Not because of the absence of CAPS, but because of the presence of decency.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Today in 2013, Governor Mark Dayton signed marriage equality into law in Minnesota. My husband and I were married in MN in 2015 after the Obergefell decision (we lived in Ohio at the time). Proud to be a native MN son and to be happily hitched to this man after almost 21 years together.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
This entire administration can and forever will be summed up as βoops, my bad!β
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
You can still rock in America. For now. #nightranger
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I constantly had those checked out at my hometown library to the point where the librarian told my mom she should buy them for me.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Join me, wonβt you?
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I would really love if someone came out with βthe Trumpty Trump.β
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we resolved this 250 years ago. George III lost the fight. WTAF with the βkingβ bullshit? Did no one watch Schoolhouse Rock?
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
If a third term is now on the table, letβs get Obama back in there.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is why I havenβt done my return yet. βReturnββ¦who am I kidding.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Nothing. This country is fucked beyond belief.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
LOCK HER UP
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I loathe group texts.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
So did Sinclair Lewis.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I mean, even Margaret Atwood couldnβt write this shit. #project2025 #resist
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like this is all distraction and performative bullshit so that we donβt know whatβs really going on behind the curtain.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
By all meansβ¦move him back to a MN state prison to serve his state time and see what happens.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Iβll be forwarding our Xcel bill to Caroline Leavitt c/o the White House. π€¬ www.thedailybeast.com/how-much-the...
George Hahn (@georgehahn.com) reposted
Iβm so grateful to have parents who made sure I got vaccinated.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
My husband has that on a t-shirt. Heβs complimented on it constantly.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβd rather gargle fiberglass.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Penelope Cruz hawking luxury economy on Emirates flights is the penultimate Hollywood sellout. The #Oscars is so self-masturbatory,β’.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I think I have a DVD of Red Dawn around here somewhere.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
We bought 2 dozen eggs (the limit) at our local Aldi last week (suburban Minneapolis) for $5.99 each.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I met @chriswarcraft.bsky.social at a marriage equality event in Mpls in 2012. I have his Sparkleponies book. Chris, you are a hero to me. Not as a Viking, but as a human. I support you 100%.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just saying to my husband, βwe need to vacuum.β
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
We are officially an authoritarian state.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I will never be part of the 1%. Neither will you. So stop voting along with the people who think theyβll βtrickle it down.β
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
In 2020, the day after my momβs funeral, I had a hemorrhagic nosebleed and ended up in the ER. I was 278 lbs (the heaviest Iβd ever been) and my BP was OOC. Iβm proud today to be 200 lbs (more to go!), not pre-diabetic, and in control. Donβt just do it for yourselfβthere are people who would miss U.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
What happens if I refuse to file or pay my taxes this year, since billionaires and Hair Furor pay zero? #civildisobedience
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
My husband has legally changed his name 3 times--his birth name, when his mother remarried, and again when we were married. Guess he has to start carrying his birth certificate around.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
My husbandβs job was terminated a couple weeks ago when his restaurant abruptly closed. My freelance advertising PM role was aggressively downgraded to part-time at the same time. Itβs really tough, friends. 2025. Any kind words of support would be appreciated right now. π¬
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
I am not βpast my prime.β What I AM is primed, seasoned, intelligent, and have the experience to back it up. ABBA said it for the ages. Take a chance on me.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
βThe living will envy the dead.β βNikita Khrushchev
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social) reply parent
We took both of ours down at the beginning of January. My husband begged to put one back up for comfort. I couldn't say no.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
Over my dead gay wedding-ring clad body. π³οΈβπ
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
At least Junior will have to pay 25% more for cocaine now.
Jimmy Avenue ππ³οΈβπ (@jimmyavenue.bsky.social)
This is happening in the Fourth Reich.