the ugliest nerds you’ve ever seen have invented a sycophantic parrot that lives inside the computer in exchange for all our money and 3” of sea level
the ugliest nerds you’ve ever seen have invented a sycophantic parrot that lives inside the computer in exchange for all our money and 3” of sea level
I have no idea if this is actually the case, to be clear, but I heavily suspect the devs were lobbying for this as much as the punters were
I'm suing!
Good respected outlet to have on the CV and excellent rates:
Remarkably, I barely had to do any tweaking to get the cuts to match up almost perfectly.
AM NO A PERVERT
Eggshell Drying Jones
Any yous inty Five Hand Reel
Exactly how many snake oil merchants is Starmer planning to have his wallet inspected by because it's starting to look more like a humiliation kink than pure incompetence
boaby steps
Shut it sidetalker
Richie's still got yin
Still cannae get over how fucking shite the Strange New Worlds finale was
No I dinny! No am no!
Ozone, 3am armpit, and rollups
And don't call me honey
Any yous wanty smell like 80s BO
Does anyone remember that really old 90s meme of the Bob Dylan penis
imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
Fuck me the Strange New Worlds finale is a load of old cobblers innit
That's too much responsibility
Is this a sex hing
WEEKEND PLUG I don't a video about Wipeout 2097 and the endless youth of a 90s child youtu.be/kNhmjSmqRWQ?...
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall. It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
You don't owe anyone your attention, even people you might otherwise like IRL
FromSoft should do a side scrolling shmup called R-Souls
Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns
I'm Chris Higgins
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
I'm just glad Tim Key is getting a big spotlight
Yer da's inty Spineshank
Any yous inty Spineshank
I don’t watch Tron because I think it’s GOOD, you fool, you imbecile
It's objectively fucking horrid. Gies it gies more
You ever watch Tron and think "god, this is fucking shite" but keep watching with a big grin
Tron 3 seems to be consistent with the rest of the trilogy in the sense that it looks like a lot of shite that I will absolutely lap up
Have you heard the tale of PJ and the fries
I love Eating food!
This is "pining for the Britain of the 2012 olympic ceremony" levels of nonsense
jfc do folk like this remember anything that happened before fucken, 2016? "social media" as a concept has basically existed since the fucking eighties
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
Kier Starmer is disgusting
in retrospect we should not have given ronald reagan a twelfth consecutive term
[100,000 civilians killed by British-made and government-supplied weapons] Kier Starmer: … [some weirdo yank podcaster known only on Twitter for saying things like “girls should be bred not wed” killed] Kier Starmer: we must begin a period of national mourning
Do they use your paper as a reference guide
The Punisher as written by fucken Brannon Braga
Coupla sexy bastards here
Imagining the sort of grindset pig fart idiots who think it's a useful time saver to have a hallucinating text generator summarise messages from their *checks notes* loved ones... Ah OK yeah I see who this appeals to, yeah
What the hell are we doing here, like, as a species. What the fuck is this
This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!
You spying on me
Don't talk about f-zero in your Wipeout video challenge Sole winner: @jimtrinca.bsky.social
Scottish guy going on YouTube: "yoochoob"
I get this a lot
My brain refuses to accept that the Dexter revival is even happening given how much the show fell off after Trinity, what on earth is there to rake over but BITTER ASH
Gonna do a video on James Bond and keep calling him James Blond just to annoy people
Been thinking about what's been bothering me about the IOI James Bond game and basically I can't accept this character model as Bond because he looks more like a gritty reboot of Fireman Sam
The dreamcast was shite lads
Includes everything they released during covid as The In Here Brothers. Four of the tracks are just an abandoned podcast
N64 was the wanker console as well
Nothing will ever feel like the move from mega drive to ps1. Nothing ever again.
I was genuinely thinking "this is a joke for Lewis and nobody else"
Happy birthday!
done a video about wipeout 2097 being the last good video game www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNhm...
Ever woke up pishing in the kitchen bin
Voiced by Jack Whitehall
Ghandi Hamilton
Happy Star Trek Day, everyone. Check out this very funny video I found. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNHB...
Get out of my gdocs
I think I've accidentally made the most @andihamilton.com video of my career, enjoy it tomorrow
Royal Mail have lost my Sony Bravia Theatre U neckband speaker which I have ordered because headphones are now a form of hell for Jim Trinca due to a Chronic Ear Condition, love this!
Hell has a special chamber lined up for the AI CEO dickheads lobbying to make outright theft legal for them specifically
Saluting and crying all the way through
Happy Star Trek Day! Please be upstanding for the sacred VHS promo youtu.be/L4yCko51v9c?...
Yeha
Yer da loves fighting the Gorn on Cestus III
If vulcans have copper based blood does that mean Spock smells vaguely like a sack of pennies
I didn't say anything cos I have that thing you get when you grow up somewhere with sectarian tension, that tells you not to pick fights with someone who looks like they're a bit too fond of the queen
He didn't say anything to me, she didn't want the seat and looked embarrassed, I hadn't even seen her get on before he dove in trying to act like he was showing me up... Because I didn't look disabled enough for his liking? Concern-trolled himself into ableism. Rangers tattoo on his neck, naturally.
Similar thing happened to me last time I was on a train in Scotland - had a huge gout flare up, I was sat in one of the disabled seats by the door, an old woman got on (who was fine and able bodied) and this fucking walloper makes a big deal about offering my seat to her
Underrated
"ERE WHAT ARE THEE DOING MY LOVERRRRRR"
It's so jarring having to remember that there used to be consequences
Cluedo solution: PJ with a cone of chips at the Namco Funscape
The movie trope of ‘villain gets taken down by a big exposé in a newspaper’ gets more depressing every time I see it
My wife's always like that "fuck are you day'n" and I'm lit that "buying forty flapjacks and a tinny Bluetooth speaker, out of Home Bargains
Am inty Home Bargains
As if there aren't sixty corner shops within 100ft of anywhere in London that stock dozens of exotic hot sauces that would blow your stupid fucking head off if weak UTI rabbit piss like TABASCO is your go-to
Thinking about that time when an American woman claimed that some Londoners fawned over her in a restaurant because she had a bottle of tabasco in her bag and the locals had never tasted hot sauce before and getting irrationally angry
Richie only hates my cat because he would also like to be nuzzled and brushed daily by me
johnny 5 reading a bunch of old playboys really fast and going nuts. spinning around with his arms in the air screaming for more porno
Getting these back to back on the tl to reinforce established narratives re how @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social feels about @jimtrinca.bsky.social’s cat
I didn't get the emergency alert, just a text from the govt saying I didn't need one because I don't smell
I love my horrid little bum goblin
every cat owner
My fans
Apart from All. My followers
🎵You stopped us from killing each other (Mat Jones Mat Jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives I never threw my knickers at you And I don't come from Wales🎵