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Jim Welsh

@jimwelsh.bsky.social

Husband. Dog lover. Does saltwater reef aquarium stuff sometimes. Astrophotographer sometimes. Dabbles in chemistry. Plants trees. Puts up birdhouses.

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPId...

2/9/2025, 3:25:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

One man's "health fears" is another man's "illness hopes".

2/9/2025, 3:02:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING NECK!?!?!?

30/8/2025, 12:43:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"Trump pushing Missouri to pass new gerrymandered map won't make us forget that he's in the Epstein files."

30/8/2025, 12:21:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the Pickett fire in Napa County right now?

24/8/2025, 4:49:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"Excreted"

20/8/2025, 2:49:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a doctor of exactly what, specifically?

20/8/2025, 2:47:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG that's perfect

20/8/2025, 2:44:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture barbisblue (@barbisblue.bsky.social) reposted

My girlfriend saw this and sent it to me this morning. I could not believe the biggest smile that came up on my face. You know, sometimes, I think that's something that we could all use, at least once a day. And I'm certainly prettier when I smile.🥰🥰

My sister came home from school one day and asked me to take her to the library so she could get books on sign language. She said there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to be friends with him. Today I stood beside her at their wedding, watching her sign
19/8/2025, 10:17:25 PM | 56 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DocAtCDI (@docatcdi.com) reposted

When it happens, you won’t hear the news first. You’ll feel it in the air. Horns blaring, cheers rolling down the street. You’ll be confused, maybe even a little irritated, like a celebration your calendar forgot. You'll check your phone 48 texts 18 missed calls... and smile

19/8/2025, 11:57:30 AM | 255 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

So, what you're saying is that water is really, really, really dense, in the overall scheme of things. Now do neutron stars!

19/8/2025, 6:23:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I was thinking, "then he needs to move ".

19/8/2025, 12:22:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

We call that "people fetch" in our house.

18/8/2025, 11:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

The cruelty is the point.

16/8/2025, 2:58:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

But, what does that have to do with Trump being in the Epstein files?

15/8/2025, 4:47:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not possible to deport a citizen. He was kidnapped, not deported.

14/8/2025, 11:24:39 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Spanning paragraphs.

13/8/2025, 1:54:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just here to compliment you on the correct use of nested quotation marks.

13/8/2025, 1:53:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eatN...

12/8/2025, 3:43:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Please don't post bullshit. www.snopes.com/fact-check/i...

11/8/2025, 1:00:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

With laughter, kindness, and love, the word you were searching for was "imperative". I love all you do!

10/8/2025, 12:01:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly I misunderstood

6/8/2025, 1:17:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Please stop watching that asshole's show.

5/8/2025, 11:48:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"We built this city.... on Neb-U-Lo!"

5/8/2025, 11:46:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

So, Cliff Claven?

4/8/2025, 12:12:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Every. Single. Day.

3/8/2025, 11:29:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Needs more exposure time. Check my profile banner image.

2/8/2025, 11:59:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah I'm on board. So, what's your plan?

2/8/2025, 11:32:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't understand how you do it.

1/8/2025, 2:51:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"I read somewhere" makes it very unlikely that I'm going to believe whatever you write after it.

31/7/2025, 1:39:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Why didn't the one cameras that watched Epstein in prison work?

31/7/2025, 1:23:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

But, what coral is that? Is it a Psammocora?

30/7/2025, 2:53:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Very helpful alt text.

30/7/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

This post really made my day!

29/7/2025, 1:55:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

We should call Trump “Lysol”, because he lies all the time.

26/7/2025, 5:42:01 PM | 403 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time a brown baby dies, a MAGAt gets its wings.

26/7/2025, 7:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

What does any of this have to do with the Epstein files? Why are you focusing on the distractions, instead of the one thing you should be laser-focused on ?

25/7/2025, 4:47:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

So, what did he say?

25/7/2025, 12:48:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Where MAGA influencers?

24/7/2025, 7:31:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

The Merlin app only IDed the dove, but it thinks I'm in Northern California.

24/7/2025, 3:21:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

What's its name?

24/7/2025, 12:58:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to hear about those people with more than 4 grandparents!

23/7/2025, 12:16:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Finally got a chance to watch the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social routine about Trump and Epstein that came out a few days ago. I am blown away that he managed to put together a full hour of stand-up about breaking news and it's somehow polished and funny as hell. Give it a watch and share it.

20/7/2025, 2:14:19 PM | 3165 937 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

You wrote, "rainbow crossing", and I read "rainbow bridge".

17/7/2025, 1:19:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

What a relief! At first reading, I thought this was about a pet dying.

17/7/2025, 1:10:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Wordle 1,485 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

14/7/2025, 1:05:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I came here to say this.

12/7/2025, 5:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

This! I remember being pissed that it interrupted Saturday Morning cartoons.

11/7/2025, 5:36:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw one of these today.

10/7/2025, 11:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

What I want to know is how you manage to roll that many people with guns and tactical gear and armored vehicles into a public park for no good reason—and still manage to inspire more laughter than actual fear

8/7/2025, 12:52:56 AM | 108 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

*whining* you clueless fuck.

7/7/2025, 5:19:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC, can't anyone on this platform ever post *after* checking for simple, common spelling or grammatical errors?

7/7/2025, 1:59:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

@cephhead.bsky.social

7/7/2025, 1:13:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"Danger Will Robinson!!!"

5/7/2025, 11:57:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Carmel is wonderful! We love staying at the Lincoln Green Inn.

5/7/2025, 2:44:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a treadmill.

5/7/2025, 2:42:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the Veil nebula?

4/7/2025, 2:56:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I'm on Bluesky.

26/6/2025, 1:28:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

You realize that this is just the Democratic primary, and not the General Election, right?

25/6/2025, 12:48:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"As horrific as the Tate-LaBianca murders were, you really have to admire the effectiveness of the Manson Family's knife work."

23/6/2025, 2:00:27 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet you got a boner making this video, didn't you? Maybe consider deleting the post.

23/6/2025, 12:38:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummm, don't you mean June?

22/6/2025, 10:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry to hear you had such a bad experience. It must be horrific to have to just sit there in silence, because there is no other option available to you.

22/6/2025, 10:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22/6/2025, 12:47:00 AM | 62884 14096 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, "Fucktose intolerant" is an adjective. "Fucktose intolerance" is the noun form.

21/6/2025, 7:58:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Machine Pun Kelly (@kellyscaletta.bsky.social) reposted

Iran will have a nuclear weapon two weeks after Donald Trump reveals his healthcare plan.

19/6/2025, 8:07:35 PM | 413 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Hasn't the US done regime change in Iran before? Back in the 1950s? How did that work out?

20/6/2025, 1:14:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told it just experienced an anomaly.

20/6/2025, 1:11:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Please do not spread bullshit. It doesn't help in any way. Please delete this post, otherwise, you're just deliberately spreading bullshit.

13/6/2025, 1:57:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

www.snopes.com/fact-check/l...

13/6/2025, 1:57:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off with the irrelevant post

12/6/2025, 1:38:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

11/6/2025, 12:31:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

@cephhead.bsky.social

9/6/2025, 11:42:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

Just saw the first California quail family of the season. Mom, Dad, and about a dozen "walnuts with legs" in tow.

31/5/2025, 8:30:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey how 'bout go fuck yourself.

27/5/2025, 12:41:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

If this is supposed to be a sunset in the northern hemisphere, then it is reversed left-to-right. Or else maybe it's actually a sunrise.

24/5/2025, 10:17:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Only the best people.

24/5/2025, 12:44:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

So, 1 ppm, is that what you're saying? One million parts per trillion = one part per million, correct? 1 mg/kg, yes?

15/5/2025, 3:55:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

image
14/5/2025, 6:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

They better be careful what they ask for

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24/4/2025, 9:04:30 PM | 20077 4249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, that's really nice! Love the colors.

24/4/2025, 3:43:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

*moms*

24/4/2025, 3:37:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks rather judgemental.

24/4/2025, 3:34:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not giving Tommy Tuberville enough credit.

21/4/2025, 12:30:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Not an orchid. That's an Iris.

19/4/2025, 5:53:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

The Iris that my wife got me last year is blooming for the first time.

A blue Bearded German Iris
19/4/2025, 1:51:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Cue @chescaleigh.bsky.social

19/4/2025, 1:26:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Tamir Rice comes to mind.

19/4/2025, 12:49:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck John Fetterman. Why are you even reposting him?

18/4/2025, 5:23:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an open cluster, not globular.

18/4/2025, 1:02:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to have to ask, but can you please toss the ignorant a bone, and give a clue as to what you are alluding to? A link would be fantastic!!!

17/4/2025, 12:30:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

A reminder that there is no human being in the United States whom it would be legal to disappear to a Salvadoran prison without due process of law.

16/4/2025, 8:32:17 PM | 12382 2810 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

Hey @mikethompson.house.gov as a constituent of yours, I'd really appreciate it if you said something, *anything* about the Trump administration's overt contempt of the Supreme Court's unanimous decision regarding Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia!

17/4/2025, 12:19:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

@mikethompson.house.gov

15/4/2025, 11:51:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

@mikethompson.house.gov

15/4/2025, 1:41:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

I never realized that the Grand Canyon was so heavily populated!

12/4/2025, 6:37:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social) reply parent

"His lawyers". That's rich.

12/4/2025, 3:49:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

@mikethompson.house.gov any response?

11/4/2025, 1:26:20 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Welsh (@jimwelsh.bsky.social)

@mikethompson.house.gov please give your constituents an update on this.

11/4/2025, 1:25:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Shipman (he/him) (@shiplives.bsky.social) reposted

I just learned that the entire press team at the FDA was fired last week. The *entire* press team. It's difficult to grasp how bizarre this is. To wrap my brain around the idea, I made a list of things the FDA is responsible for, and that reporters now have no one at the agency to ask about... 🧪🛟

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