Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
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Going to get a big diet coke and chicken nuggets after my appointment #mealprep
Sorry, I just used my weather machine to do that to your area.
If you idolized him you missed the point of the movie starter pack! #film #movies #media
I said this as a baby and won the argument.
Time is an illusion, so do not argue with me about my bedtime or when I wake up, mother.
this might be the best clash song www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCt...
Just cracked reality and the CIA stole my work. FOH!
my life be like
Wait until you see my AoE abilties
I pulled up in this and everyone started farting on my shit with weapons and making me crash
I got first place. And am right behind you.
i know why silksong took ages to make. because every time they made a new level, it introduced more ''bugs''!!! 😂j
PACKY & MARLON
Created a new, really small, environmentally friendly type of cow.
Ok so one nanbooster and suddenly I'm a hybrid?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The muttonchops are a good look
Just cut my hair
I should watch some movies today
My H.E.L.P.E.R. robot just fucking exploded!
It's one of those languages that I've almost never really heard spoken, and it always confuses me.
Check this out *jumps in the air and twists a bit*
Forgot i had my morrowind shirt on
Someone said they liked my shirt in the store and it caught me off guard.
There's three more packets of two left...
Might buy a poptart today. Why the fuck not.
dont talk to me until ive had 5 cups of coffee and eaten lunch at 10am
I went through puberty five times, and now I look like a goron
No dude I swear the moon used to be green bro
Urge to buzzcut hair rising
Sitting under the tree is cool until you get covered in ants
Everythings right except the bite we out here fishin gonna fish all night we'll fish for bass we'll fosh for crappie we dont care we'll have a macdonalds froppy a hee hee hee
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars, and its horrific to watch
(standing there with my hands on my hips watching the firefighters extinguish my house) And don't forget that bit over there
My fat stores are depleting. And winter draws ever closer.
Big fat squirrel eating nuts under a tree. Buddy, it ain't winter yet.
Every 70+ year old will be forced to retire on the governments dime, and will be assigned a youngin to talk at so they won't feel lonely.
Chuck Schumer's gotta be pushing 90 or some shit
I forgot completely about this guy for like 5 months
I actually don't care about Disney adults. They should be allowed to just enjoy their thing. Not my problem.
Getting word that Donald Trump went "feral fuck crazy" in the white house and they had to put him down
It looks really good
You've never had a reuben like this if you eat this magical berry
False alarm. Maybe next week
Me when I wake up 1 hour before my shift at the long day factory
I can't believe it actually happened.
Thats where they keep his soul augur
I love watching my enemy thinking he can dodge it. Nothing you can do! Lol!
I actually had a really easy time in getting to Solla Sollew.
They call me Mr Postivity Sweet
a lot of people out there should read this ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
I need more structural integrity in my dishes. This looks too loose and freeform for my tastes
Horton smells my shit
@kingdad42.bsky.social Horton Smells My Shit
Horton Smells My Shit
Get it? Like horton hears a who
Horton Smells My Shit is still funny to me
Caulkifolder
Drinking a night coffee. Hehe...
Mario saw the potential for good in his eyes
My original plan was to reply to the first comment with "looks like it worked!". I'm so sorry Jessica.....
Just ate a Small Mac and a Quarter Ouncer
If enough people dream of something it can become real
Mr. Beast PAYS chocoholic to eat largest birthday cake ever until stomach is big and round MUST WATCH
That's interesting because I went on there looking for you
Summon Clown
It's a weird feeling seeing the passing of someone you never really could imagine dying. He did a lot of evil, and was absolutely a bad person, but you can't deny he was larger than life in a lot of ways. His death won't fix things, but at least it's cathartic to some extent. Rest in Hell, Dipsy.
I just heard the news today
And how can I play the keys if I'm tiny?
When they play goofy violent pranks on you, that just means they accept you as one of their own
Help! I played a song on the piano and it made me tiny!
No, I just hang out with em and they accept me for who i am
I'm repping Toon Town
Tinker's Homonculus
I'm an NPC, but if you do my quest I'll give you an item that softlocks your game and ruins your shit. Still wanna pester me?
Stephen Shit!
Two giant clouds up in the sky merged to look exactly like a giant bare ass mooning me
I have to bring one giant ruby out of the cave as tribute to my boss every day
elon musk, peter thiel, zuckerberg etc be like
Felt like the ground was shaking a moment ago
You'll be seeing just how bad it is VERY soon...
Just completed the ritual
Saw this thing
That's what's up
Meanwhile on this site you see a bunch of blue cheeks! You can't win! bsky.app/profile/joek...