this sounds like a challenge
the first gay guy to ever live in bushwick
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this sounds like a challenge
and if you see me posting my shirtless pics on Tw*tter while I pretend to be straight so I can cash in on the findom market, mind your fucking business
and if I posted the uncensored pic? what then?
when he brings out those gushy gums >>>>
George Washington was our first gay president
Feeling huge and snatched tbh
and Jacus!
they should make a hot oomf that doesn’t live 1000+ miles away
too soon?
More like: wendy_williams_statue_of_liberty.gif
it’s like he was made in a lab to appeal to you
his name is my name too lowkey no shade
Gay dating in nyc is so exhausting. You’ll go on a few dates with a guy and everything is fine, but eventually you find out that all they want are pictures of spiderman across their desk by 6am.
silver lining to the Supreme Court overturning gay marriage is bears will stop using the term “hubsters”
thinking about this for Halloween…
sure okay
got home at 8am and slept until 5pm
you are god’s favorite
never beating the dating allegations
thinking about the guy in a pup mask at basement that i would give little head pats to every time i saw him
Feeling very overwhelmed with my love for women :)
misogyny
It’s so obvious when a gay man was socialized around women vs men
pregaming with my girlfriends while watching music videos. nature is healing
harder daddy
why would you say this. you’re not wrong but why
that’s just your upper lip
like that is poetry
bust my pussy nut while I’m fingering your butt
at the bushwick locker room that makes you look snatched
oh i rebuke this
bartenders when they have the weekend off: slams vodka shut until monday
you gay guys are a hoot
and im the one responding now so what’s good?
no ❤️
when will you wear wigs?
RIP
body goals omg
this is such a cool post anyways can you hop on Minecraft
oomfs are finding out im a millennial
good luck booking that “class” you speak of
Tonight… we are young… so let’s set the world on fire…
people with blue eyes be like:
Madonna is younger and more beautiful
That man has my career(we’re both white guys with curly hair from Louisville)
Why did I think this was such a serve in 2014?
has your muffin been buttered? would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
get_her_jade.mov
taylor is a cunt
As someone with 3c hair, it drives me crazy when someone with like 2a refers to their hair as curly. Babe, that’s barely a wave.
The chokehold this series had on me when I was 10
I would fuck Kill bc I want to skirt around danger but not be tied down. Marry fuck bc I’m a slut. Kill marry because the Supreme Court is probably going to make it illegal anyways.
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Fuck Marry Kill
them you won’t piss on the stove me
bgb is the zodiac killer confirmed
yipeeeee
and the old southern racism
try not to say mother challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)
you know what. come back to nyc
fly high, angel
waist on Fuck Blue Lives
hey, handsome!
I love Gaga. I just think spending that much on tickets is absurd.
*rubs my suspiciously hit skeet shaped belly* mmmmmmm* burrpppp* my belly is so big and round
Omg a hit skeet! Nothing to promote so here is some Luigi Mangione vore:
the 3 little pigs:
Big Ang: HEY EVERYBODY ITS BIG ANG HERE!!!!!!!!!!
@pjhusak.bsky.social wake that up
pls stop engaging with that post before the sw*fties find me
she makes music for white normies and her rise to stardom is a direct reflection to the rise in white nationalism. In this essay I will
hot take but her lyrics are intentionally bad so they can have mass appeal
oh absolutely not
This is not a safe space for swifties idgaf
Notice how she said English teacher and not Choir teacher. Even she knows she can’t sing.
Watch this space 🙏
getting home from the bars at 2am and firing off a million “hey, handsome” to every gay guy listening to Charli XCX >>>>
give him to me
I don’t know why this is so confusing to y’all, but let me spell it out for you idiots. I put my hand up on your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip. You put your hand up on my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip.
Went to a new pet store and asked if they had frozen rats for snakes, and the woman working didn’t speak much English and asked to see a picture and I didn’t know what to do so I just showed her a picture of a dead rat. She just looked at me and said no.
********** isn’t real
I look so good in this pic
And they said Gay Guys can’t go to the gym wearing a gay little Kim Petras shirt
I love outlifting straight dudes at the gym while wearing my cutoff cropped Kim Petras shirt
it be saying “wash me wash me!!”
Chest Day at the gym
oh okay so you’re a literal goddess cool cool
I a a human person
cats:
we used to be a proper country
no exactly bc when guys are staring at me it obviously means they hate me and want me to leave
two days later and I’m still mad about this btw xoxo
This is directed at all of the straight men of Williamsburg btw
