48-14 and they’re going for it on 4th down hahahaha. Go Frogs
48-14 and they’re going for it on 4th down hahahaha. Go Frogs
It could be worse, at least all of us aren’t the person who has to give Bill Belichick a handjob tonight
if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly
Bill is used to big ag—I mean score gaps
BREAKING: Jordon Hudson has dumped Bill Belichick for Kirk Ferentz
Pour it on this motherfucker Sonny Dykes
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Objectively hilarious if Joe outlasts him
There would have been panel shows with 7 doctors nightly with BREAKING NEWS flashing
a very popular sentiment among seemingly normal people nowadays! Would rather hang with fascists than deal with annoying wet blanket libs
look at this absolute piece of shit
Ridiculous
MA'AM
Heard Laura Rutledge say Catholics v Convicts and we're still doing that huh?
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
Gotta say sweeping the Phillies in an emotional hard fought series and then following it up with losing 3 of 4 to the Marlins is the Mets way
virginia tech and south carolina being locked in a 7-5 game feels spiritually correct
Spectacular from Szoboszlai
aw man Hadjar seems so happy, this is delightful
Oh man Charles on the hill watching the race. What an image
Damn…Ferrari really ruined Lewis huh
Can't wait until I'm ridiculously high and tuning in to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark later. Listening to @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @jasonkirk.fyi while I'm on Neptune is going to be awesome
What a sendoff for Lee Corso 👏
Linsanity was a truly unique experience and I don't think we'll see anything like it again
My Roadrunners!
In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice
LSU is on TV which always reminds me Brian Kelly could have practiced inside that one day and Declan Sullivan would still be alive
hell yeah
Kalen DeBoer could have built a kingdom in Seattle....a true dynasty in a gorgeous part of the country, Big Ten title contention every year. Instead....
Gonna go out on a limb and say that Meghan Trainor State Farm commercial should be put out to pasture
Checking the scoreboard---Let's go Maine👀👀👀👀👀
College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons
Alabama has a lineman that's 6'7" 366 pounds
what's crazier is that it's not even that devin's kid
NOT DEAD YET 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
Da'Realyst Clark
This Syracuse defense is Charmin right now
remember, it's important to avoid overreacting to the first half of Week 0. but I feel like it's fair to say that Arch Manning is the biggest disappointment in sports history, and that you have to question the entire Manning family legacy for raising such an unsuccessful child
Oh no @hollyanderson.bsky.social Vols beating up on my Orange. This may not go like last year for Fran I’m afraid
fun fact: new Texas QB Arch Manning comes from an athletic family! His father is NCAA champion, #1 NBA Draft pick and Wake Forest head coach Danny Manning
United bailed out
Burnley-United is absurd right now. Amorim and them seem to be allergic to 3 points
To those hillbilly cousinfuckers medicine is considered woke and gay
Hey if you don’t wanna watch the visual representation of date rape in McAfee or Portnoy there’s always the premier league
black tie reads as formal today, but they are actually party suits, things you wear when you want to celebrate something.
Joe when it happens
us COLLECTIVELY willing It™️ to happen on LABOR day weekend is too beautiful
One of the most evil people to walk this earth may be on death’s door and you’re LAUGHING?
Straight line between Robert E Lee’s picture going back up at West Point and the troops losing to Tarleton
Petros always looks like he’s BROADCASTING ON THE CELING BROTHER
Tick tock motherfucker
The whole upside down hat logo thing. What’s that about anyway.
These nachos cost $2.1 billion.
A thin blue line/“viva la stool”/NRA bumper sticker trio is revolting
Shit…he’s gonna die and we’re going to call for healing aren’t we
Being a Cowboys fan under age 35 or so must be amazing. Everyone calls you a frontrunner even though you have no memories of your team winning anything
Biggest religion in the country
🚨 🚨 🚨 The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.
AND NOW THE SENIOR CDC LEADERS HAVE JOINED THE WALK OUT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ7Q...
i love it so much. those guys suuuuuuck
Man it is a great time to be white in sports media
The cunt’s still dead
LFG!!!
Yoooo Pete Davidson doing a comedy festival for the people who killed his dad
Biggest religion in the country
Sensational
SWEEP! 🧹
Grimsby did it!!!!
ABSOLUTE SCENES "Grimsby have beaten Manchester United... in the most dramatic circumstances"
"My friend Victor like saved me though, because he laid on top of me. But he got hit." 10-year-old describes witnessing Minneapolis shooting.
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
He’s for sure sending stimulus checks out. The public will lap it up and the low info voters are locked in to vote for him again in 28
Numbers like this always hit me, not because they highlight how we are being governed by a minority (we are), but because I am not sure how we are supposed to continue to exist as a single country when 40% of people are happy with authoritarianism.
40 percent. We are beyond saving.
lolololol www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
i just turned on the us open and i swear to god there is a net right in the middle of the court. the players have to hit the ball over it to even play
Get the sweep tomorrow
Ryan Helsley needs to be sent to Siberia. Has he pitched before?
Peter Alonso you magnificent bastard
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Again laugh all you want—Chris Rufo gets results.
Rest in piss
LETS FUCKING GO TONG TIME
The flower person they hired for the Instagram photo signed what has to be the most intense NDA of all time
*25 people that have contributed to the downfall of American culture
The Cadillac F1 Team just posted their announcement video and it goes so hard. Stay for the ending. www.instagram.com/reel/DN0Qc2K...
Would love it if one of those reporters in the Oval asked him to get his fat ass up from his desk. Bitch cant stand anymore lol
Bruce Springsteen released 'Born to Run' 50 years ago today. 💿
Just hear Chris Berman’s voice-“Tiiiiiick t-t-tick tiiiiick”
Hello I am Cash Borggreve
Not holding out hope but after this can we PLEASE STOP WITH THE GODDAM TROOP WORSHIP
77.3 million people enthusiastically wanted this. Said yes I choose him he’s good. 77.3 million. Never forget
No chance you had a better day than this kid 🍿😂
I remember on Mulaney’s Netflix show he said they changed the name this year to Everybody’s Live because the focus groups HATED Everybody’s in LA
Wait…Snoop Dogg has questionable views??? This guy???
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
Mets fans circa late summer 2018
