I was very disappointed by the lack of chopping in the film Chopping Mall
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I was very disappointed by the lack of chopping in the film Chopping Mall
Literally going back to ankles being scandalous
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
Skate reboot is absolutely cooked I'm afraid
Orange Man Bad? More like Orange Man Dead!
Fuck off back to Threads you smug liberal
"posing as a trans"
If Moderate Democrats aren't on board with actual left-wing policy (or as you like to call it "far left") then that's the fault of moderates.
You mean headlines LIKE THIS ONE FFS
Brushed Aluminium Cyber-prick
Honestly I've thought for a while this probably just needs to happen
Do you post this every day or do we all just think it
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
Keir Starmer bans a peaceful anti genocide protest group for spraying a plane but he's happy to let these race riots happen every weekend and that's because he agrees with the rioters
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Or how about "not protecting trans rights is an issue they deserve to lose on"
I'm surprised they haven't called velcro woke because Something Something Pandering To People With Limited Mobility
This is embarrassing for all the obvious reasons, but the most embarrassing thing is referring to people by their first names like this. He's not your friend, he doesn't know you exist and this goes for everyone who talks like they're on first name terms with famous people
You don't support trans people and trans rights then
Amaterasu would hate you
Play Bloodborne then we can talk
Maybe instead of scolding and talking over trans people expressing their genuine fears you should shut the fuck up
Gotta age verify porn sites. Oh no! Now we gotta age verify VPNs that let people on porn sites. Oh no! Now we gotta age verify the devices that let people on VPNs. Oh no! Now we gotta age verify entry to the houses with the devices that let people on VPNs that let people on the porn sites!
Fucking barely
this remains the greatest and final commentary on AI
Accurate
I AM THE LAW except it's I AM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY which is infinitely more pathetic
Imagine being English, must be so embarrassing
I hear this episode contains a lot of jolly good history on Commander Keen and Monkey Island
Someone just as bad but not really any worse at this point
Fair, as I stated above it's not a we'll thought-out argument
That's true tbf, as I say it was just a theory of mine that they wanted to hit him with a really low blow but it's definitely still lazy and stupid. As someone who has hated South Park's bullshit for years I really shouldn't try to justify it just because it's attacking the "right" targets now
My theory is that they're recycling the old "bad guy gay with Satan" stuff is because if they were to target Trump's policies he wouldn't care so much, whereas calling him gay and saying he has a small dick is much more likely to get under his skin because he's such a narcissist. Still lazy though
Yes you said that already and I already told you that bullshit argument no longer has any merit
Lmao that bullshit argument fell apart a long time ago
Zionist has nothing but negative connotations anyway
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Team Haus of Decline's blasting off again
Fuck yeah
Every now and then I'm reminded of this and resent whoever brought it up for the rest of the day
Motherfucker got caught lying trying to say that Gender Affirming Care is a euphemism for Gender Reassignment Surgery then immediately blocks lmao transphobes get in the sea
Most accurate summation of this I've seen tbh
Literally no one is advocating for "Gender reassignment surgery on small children", fuck off back to X The Everything App with that bullshit
Over a million dead Iraqis would like a word
We have this argument with her every day at work Steve
We’re just innocent men
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
ngl that would cause me to become Luigi
Thing is, there was uproar from the left re January 6th rioters but pardoning Maxwell will ignite both the left and the right (if the right does indeed care about protecting children, which may well just be a lie)
Going to open a bakery that refuses service to cops called ACARB
Eat shit Wes Streeting
I heard Zohran Mamdani can land a sick Nollie Hardflip
Guys: A Podcast About Guys has taught me so many things about Bubba The Love Sponge I wish I could forget, including that he exists
Counterpoint, in Bloodborne you parry with a GUN
Mark Carney looks like Duck Phillips and that's enough reason to hate him
(I fully agree with your statement btw)
youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ?...
My gift was finally subbing to the Patreon, which I honestly should have done a long fuckin' time ago
Yes maybe they should be doing all their reading and then they'd find out - shock horror - that Israel has been crushing Palestine underfoot for almost 80 years. Ever since I heard Minchin's song about Not Eating Pigs I clocked him for a smug cunt
100% this is what happens
Got to be this Fall one for me youtu.be/idOmc35hlhU?...
Honestly the more of us who are arrested for supporting Palestine Action the better. It'll eventually expose to even the most brain-dead idiots just how ludicrous its proscription is
Burn in hell cunt, now let's hope the rest of your organisation swiftly follows suit
“Sex trafficking rings and concentration camps? Mere distractions sent to bamboozle you from the budget that we democrats also plan to do nothing about”
If Kenny Omega drank too much port, he'd be the Best Gout Machine
(I am making fun of The Quartering btw)
Okay but I think Hangar 13 might have been going through some stuff when they were developing Mafia Definitive Edition
(blurry)
Wes Streeting is going to go down in history as one of Britain's most dreadful mistakes
God I hate how relatable this is
"I'm having a good time my friend" - Guy who is absolutely raging
The scenery is so beautiful.
Wow this must be a seriously important guy with a lot of good stuff going on in his life, truly a High Value Male
Wholesome
Anyone still using Twitter needs to have a real hard look at themselves
Lol
Matt Turnbull meet the blunt end of a hammer please
Matt Turnbull, Executive Producer at Xbox Game Studios Publishing - after the Microsoft layoffs - suggesting on Linkedin that may maybe people who have been let go should turn to AI for help. He seriously thought posting this would be a good idea.
![Post from Matt Turnbull: These are really challenging times, and if you’re navigating a layoff or even quietly preparing for one, you’re not alone and you don’t have to go it alone. I know these types of tools engender strong feelings in people, but I'd be remiss in not trying to offer the best advice I can under the circumstances. I’ve been experimenting with ways to use LLM AI tools (like ChatGPT or Copilot) to help reduce the emotional and cognitive load that comes with job loss. Here are some prompt ideas and use cases that might help if you're feeling overwhelmed: Career Planning Prompts: “Act as a career coach. I’ve been laid off from a [role] in the game industry. Help me build a 30-day plan to regroup, research new roles, and start applying without burning out.” “What kinds of game industry jobs could I pivot to with experience in [Production/Narrative/LiveOps/etc.]?” Resume & LinkedIn Help “Here’s my current resume. Give me three tailored versions: one for AAA, one for platform/publishing roles, and one for startup/small studio leadership.” “Rewrite this resume bullet to highlight impact and metrics.” “Draft a new LinkedIn ‘About Me’ section that focuses on my leadership style, shipped titles, and vision for game development.” Networking & Outreach “Draft a friendly message I can send to old coworkers letting them know I’m exploring new opportunities.” “Write a warm intro message for reaching out to someone at [studio name] about a job posting.” Emotional Clarity & Confidence “I’m struggling with imposter syndrome after being laid off. Can you help me reframe this experience in a way that reminds me what I’m good at?” No AI tool is a replacement for your voice or your lived experience. But at a time when mental energy is scarce, these tools can help get you unstuck faster, calmer, and with more clarity. If this helps, feel free to share with others in your network. Stay kind, stay smart, stay connected.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qpbuxrel3f3njvjw5rakf532/bafkreiei32dnyvihcdgifb5niw7rf65o2obawz5nschbc4czojo4ecgz4u@jpeg "Click to view full size")
These three headlines tell you everything you need to know about the state of the liberal order
Gamers Care About The Actual Issue Challenge (Impossible)
Hell yeah youtube.com/shorts/1Fs3W...
Fucking shit myself as well
"Transporting for prostitution" 100% like they're attempting to shift the blame to the victims
Has the report considered that gender-critical academics don't deserve to be protected
I hate to be a Guy That Complains About The Public Transport but honestly every single person in Newcastle and Gateshead should refuse to pay for a single metro ticket until @my-metro.bsky.social gets its act together
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Begging the IDF to incinerate us in an air-strike more like given their actions on October 7th
badly-drawn bee 🐝 