JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Margarita and Tequila! (Please donβt judge Mom, bambamfren!) πΎπ
Hi, Iβm JJ. I live in Switzerland with my hooms. I like catnip, snoozing, #hedgewatch ing, food and zoomies.
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Margarita and Tequila! (Please donβt judge Mom, bambamfren!) πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
They stole your fur, Fee?! π
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, frens Tia & Fee! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Sending you some sun rays, Prince Toby! βοΈβοΈβοΈ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
That looks so yummi, HQ! Is that Raclette cheese? Mom said she canβt wait for Raclette season to start. Raclette is the reason why sheβs only half vegan and canβt do it all the way. πΉπΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Morning Olls, the rain is supposed to come tomorrow. Have a great day. Chase some things around! πΉπΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Happy #WhiskersWednesday, frens! The mornings are already feeling a bit chilly, so Iβm making the most of this late summer day with a full-day #Hedgewatch! Have a wonderful day! ππΎ π
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
It is funny, Lulu. And rude. ππΉππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatβs a bit rude, fren Lulu. Are you telling Monday to buzz off?
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello my fren! I was already named JJ when mom got me at the shelter. So we donβt know what it originally stand for. End ermβ¦ Iβm a boy. πΊππΎ
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
That looks so comfy, Oscar! π»
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatβs subject to change! πΉππΎ
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. Oh. My Granny was π Granny Gina! @wackelkasper.bsky.social I donβt know if I have a human granny, too?! Need to ask mom later.
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I do! I have plenty of time to look after them since hooms do all the cooking and house keeping for me! πΉππΎ
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
It was! Hope yours, too! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Erm, excuse me my fren, Iβm a king! πΉππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, my fren! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, my fren! Yes mom says my nose is pretty cute, too. And my ears, my whiskers, my tail, my belly floof, β¦ πΉ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely the second cutest paws in the whole world, my fren! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, thatβs only dirt, I think. Donβt worry, we all get dirty paws from time to time. ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoβs your Granny, Olls?
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! *blushing ears* ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
You too, Olls! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, my frens! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, HQ! And happy Caturday! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, my fren! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning Olls!
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Happy #Caturday, frens! Mom says I have the cutest pawsies in the whole world. Wellβ¦ if she says so?! Have a wonderful day! ππΎ #Hedgewatch
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs my nickname for him. Because heβs annoying but I love him. I learned that from my bambamfren. I learned so many things from my bambamfren. ππΎ @disbambam.bsky.social
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Happy Friday frens! I decided to share one of my Purr Pops with my stinky neighbor Mythos. Because heβs always so enthusiastic about anything to do with food. See for yourself! Volume up! πΉππΎ #catsofbluesky #cat
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Urm. Mom said itβs quite a trip for a cat. Some place called Dubai. Apparently itβs crazy there - no wonder if they put catnip in their air fresheners!!! πΉππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Happy #WhiskerWednesday, frens! Mom was wondering why sometimes I go totally nuts on the bathmat - until she realized itβs the room fragrance spray she βborrowedβ from a hotel on her last trip. Pretty sure they snuck some catnip essence in there. πΎπΏπΊ #Catsofbluesky
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Fren Bambam, is time now you, all your stinky sisfurs (and brofurs, if you have any) and your hooms are moving in with us! We ready! Oh, and mom said, bring the ponies, too! βοΈβοΈβοΈ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Youβre a smart cat, Lulu. ππΎ
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds like a great start into the day, Olls! πΉππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I could add this when Iβm trying to break the next record! πΉ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks my frens! *proud ears* πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm so happy to hear, Fren Lulu! Are you ready to challenge my new record from the night before then? bsky.app/profile/jjth...
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Great idea, my frens! Just call me on the nana phone if you need some advice! πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you really think a closed door will stop us cats, my fren?! πΉπΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm 9 years old, but I refuse to grow up and behave according to my age. πΊ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! *proud ears*
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Mom would never do that!!! π
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! *proud ears*
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatβs what mom says, too! πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, Iβll make sure to give her some nights when I only make her get up twice or so. πΊ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
We will find a way to inform him through our secret cat networks! πΌ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, if mom tries to ignore me, I just scratch the bed or pillow right next to her head! πΊ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!!!! Good thinking!!! πΉπΉπΉ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
She did! Sheβs been talking about it all morning! *proud ears*
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! πΊπΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Frens, Iβve set a new record! I got Mom out of bed every 30 minutes starting at 3:30am. Want to know how? 1. Needed cuddles 2.Brought a mouse to the bedroom (alive) 3. Demanded treats for bringing the mouse 4. Got hungry 5. Got hungry again. 6. Time to get up, Mom! Feel free to copy! πΊ #cats
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I not?! πΉππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
They are! ππΎ
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm so sorryβ¦ ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing in front of me! πΊ Itβs a treat (dried meat) on a stick. Like a lollipop - for cats.
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
She was! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
She was the cutest, sweetest and wildest little spirit. ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Isnβt it? πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Today, on #BlackCatAppreciationDay Iβm thinking of my little bestie angel Rasta, our furever fren and soul cat. We miss you, baby girl. ππΎ #hedgewatch
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Frens, I had the bestest Sunday ever! I was finally allowed a Purr Pop - a present from my fren Tiggy that Mom had locked away for centuries!!! Now Iβm a cool cat, too, like all of my frens! Thank you, Tiggy! ππΎ @delema.bsky.social #hedgewatch #cats
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, ok. Lambs are much cuter anyway, Olls! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatβs gud, fren Lulu. That prawn does look very yummy. π»
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
You can run between their legs, that makes you even faster! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
They have no whiskers, bambamfren. But on the plus side, they do have a pink nose. Not as cute as mine, though.
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
There are doggies here that are trained to chase them around. I think youβd be good at that, too, Olls!
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I think so, too. Maybe itβs time to give her a hattie?! πΊ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβll let you know once she tried. πΉ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
You deserve the bestest dinner, Lulu. ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Mom went on a hedgewatch and sent me a postcard. I think she did well catching those creatures. I must have been a very good teacher. *proud ears* #hedgewatch
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Fren Lulu, Mom just told me about your ouchie. Youβre a brave cat. I hope you had your dinner and are feeling better. πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
πΉπΉπΉ Iβm not sure, Morgan. I think it was the ears.
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social)
Oh hi mom, you look so tiny from up here. For a second I thought you were a squirrel.πΎπ #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello sister cats, you remind me of my fren @disbambam.bsky.social - only with less fur. π€π€
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JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! Happy fresh week! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi there cat frens! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I asked mom to show me a photo of a Lemur and for a moment I was like π Iβm not a cat after all. But then I realized their noses are black, while mine is a cute pink. So. Cat.
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
My humans are pretty ok, but generally Iβm not a fan of that species either. ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! ππΎ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a wonderful fresh week, fren Helena! πΎπ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I did. Didnβt give that a choice, really. πΊ
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I assure you that Iβm not a raccoon, my fren!
JJ the cat. (@jjthehappycat.bsky.social) reply parent
I definitely do! Have you seen this, mom?