Trump was a Democrat, don’t forget! So he shouldn’t be redacted because he’s a “Republican” now. See. See?
Trump was a Democrat, don’t forget! So he shouldn’t be redacted because he’s a “Republican” now. See. See?
Stupid warmongering. So HOT though. HOT because we provoked foreign nations to BOMB America.
RFK Jr. wants to protect big pharma and big insurance. Why is that? How invested is Bobby Brainworm in protecting the financial interests of those businesses?
"I can't wait to put your cock in my mouth" - Senator John Kennedy
Nightmare fuel.
Because he thinks he can do a Scrooge McDuck and go swimming.
He's a bloviating fool who only wants people to believe him and ask no questions.
RFK Jr. wants to "make America healthy again." So he's doing that by dismantling federal health agencies and firing civil servants who inspect our food, track infectious diseases, and research life-saving treatments and vaccines. Do I have this right?
If you choose not to get vaccinated, that’s your decision. BUT… When you do get sick, DO NOT go dragging your infected ass into a hospital or doctor’s office. They were the people who wanted you to get vaccinated in the first place. Stay true to your convictions and stay home with your freedom.
I have zero interest. They killed The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I hope they fail.
Did Chicago make TacoDon do a TACO?
Who does Trump’s hair system?
Ted Cruz sucked Trump's boots after he called his wife Heidi Cruz "ugly". Why are we giving Ted Cruz any oxygen in the media?
Something to be analyzed, for a certainty, in the relationship between very clearly dysmorphic public figures who have made obsessive use of plastic surgery, hormone supplements, etc, and the seemingly mindless violence these same people direct toward the transgender community
Silencing Epstein's victims with a threat is a VERY HOSTILE ACT. Bordering on domestic terrorism and blackmail, is it not?
Who am I as a man standing here to tell you what to do with your body… EXCEPT WOMEN! Nope. Ladies. You’re having that rapists baby sorry … “WhO Am I tO tElL yOu” Same guy. Fuck him.
Black man, here. Florida’s Surgeon General is the state’s own personal Clarence Thomas. Uncle Thomas. Proceed accordingly.
Extra bonus, Radxa doesn't use Broadcom components, meanwhile Raspberry still does.
We have successfully entered the final dumbest possible timeline.
They are sending the national guard of red states into blue states. How is this not just civil war now?
As a governor who cares about the well-being of my people, I can’t live in a fantasy land where I pretend Trump is not tearing this country apart for personal greed and power.
Id blow up eleven people too if hella people were getting together today to demand the release of all the incriminating files that me and all my homies are on!
No. However, if they used military force to kill American citizens then a case for treason can be made. Trying to use the law to our advantage. They want to operate outside the law. Why do we allow them?
But … Chuck sent a strongly worded letter. That counted, didn’t it?
"It is past time for both Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to step down and step aside. This fascist moment, this age of Trump, demands outspoken, unrelenting and fearless opposition... we all deserve better." I make the case, in my latest for The Guardian, for new leadership:
You cannot listen to the Epstein survivors talk about their horrific ordeals and not feel waves of heartbreak, shame and anger. Furious fucking anger.
Texas knows the Alamo is in Texas, right?
I think they should still release the Epstein stuff even though the president died
I read that the invading troops intend to harass our sizable Mexican population by attacking their Sept. 16 celebrations. I think it is the duty of every other ethnic group to form a protective barrier so they can celebrate. Everyone should get their party
Glad Elon Musk decided to restart his being the bad guy routine. It was quiet there for a bit. I'm sure Trump threatened him over the Epstein Files.
The movie Hackers made me into a hacker because in the movie Hackers, hackers are portrayed as the worst human beings. They all love EDM and bad fashion.
Ummm... I don't remember much HTML. Shit.
Wait... knowing basic HTML doesn't make you a hacker?
Chicago should play to its strengths without giving the invaders what they want. We shouldn't plan a VIOLENT response, we should plan a HILARIOUS response. A mocking, smart-ass, cause them to bumble around like idiots response. And film it all with blooper reel sound effects and/or Yakkety Sax
Money Laundering.
Nope.
Graham Linehan looks like the kind of guy that's angry and outspoken at transpeople, but in his spare time he wears women's lingerie.
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
How are they sure none of those 11 civilians weren’t American citizens?
Trump will say the Epstein Files are completely AI generated this week.
I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
You know … we can torture those who depend on AI. It’s not hard. Instead of copy and pasting text from a document, send a blurry screenshot. Instead of asking a question, make an assumption and compel someone to reply without asking them to do so. Don’t provide data, just links to data.
Daily reminder not to use AI and spread the word to family and friends about how it exists only to steal jobs and ideas. Plus it destroys the climate and wastes tremendous amounts of water. #BoycottAI
Yuck... X Just copy the pictures and repost them. Why are we still driving traffic to X?
As many as 100 survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and other victims of sexual abuse are expected to attend a rally Wednesday in Washington, D.C. as a bipartisan Congressional effort gains steam to force the U.S. Department of Justice to make public its controversial files on the disgraced sex trafficker.
Donald Trump confirmed he didn't throw a trash bag out the second story window of the White House because he's too weak to open the 600 pound windows.
The dude said a window weighs 600 pounds in the White House.
Ick.
A 600 pound window... really?
Good. The Nepoboys got way more leeway than anyone should. www.vulture.com/article/plea...
He'd be the first Jeremy in the SNL cast, no?
The garbage bags thrown out the second story window at the White House were DEFINITELY not full of his soiled diapers or bed sheets. That's just another hoax crafted by the radical left. 🙄
Things feel uncertain right now, Illinois. I want you all to know we’re doing everything we can to protect your rights. Make sure you know how to stand up for yourself and others at illinoisimmigrationinfo.org.
Ass-troll-naut to make announcement about wannabe astronauts. apnews.com/article/spac...
If you use AI in the workplace and depend on it for all your email responses, I will make your life hell. While you think you are being clever, I can see right through your ruse. I know the weaknesses of AI, and I will use them against you. Before you know it, everyone will know. GOOD LUCK!
Corporate executives who defraud nursing homes? Pardoned. Reality TV stars who evade millions in taxes? Pardoned. Thousands of January 6th rioters? Pardoned. Anyone who opposes Trump? Prosecuted.
He will be seated at a desk, and wearing sunglasses. Stephen Miller will be doing all the puppeting of Trump from under the desk. It's a real Weekend at Bernie's kinda thing.
I dunno, that's just the energy he gives off to me. 🤷
Well, yes … but also in the comics he turns into a full blown genocidal zealot in the AvX storyline. Sorry. Never been a Cyclops stan. Always felt like the backup quarterback who’d shiv you before the big game to get his shot.
Nate Toilet Paper of 5 deuces and a pee.
So they can lose?
How else are they supposed to not have jobs and lead white nationalist militias? They’re gonna get kicked off Medicare. These are the able bodied “men” the right keeps whining about. So they either join ICE or sue so they can continue their bigotry parade.
I’m fucking hyperventilating over here … 😮💨
Nope. No. Nah. Fuck you Snoop Dog. You’ve shown who you are too many times already. This isn’t the first time and it won’t be the last you let everyone know you’re a hateful bigot. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
I’m sure Canada would be happy to have it.
China is out here playing ACTUAL 5D chess with Trump. We are so fucked. Hope it was worth it MAGA! www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
happy labor day
How did Evanston even have Flock cameras? Illinois privacy laws basically forbid Flock from operating in Illinois.
One by one they will fall. evanstonroundtable.com/2025/08/26/e...
It was unsettling to watch ICE helicopters circle Soldier Field dozens of times last night. Many show attendees were from out of state. System of a Down fan base is explicitly not MAGA (despite their dumb fuck drummer being MAGA) I bet ICE was flying a stingray cell overhead.
You are the hero we need in these dark times.
Here is my open letter regarding Flock Safety technology abridged for general reference and more casual reading. More targeted and region specific versions are being sent and proposed to individual civic leaders and hearings. figshare.com/articles/onl...
Meanwhile my D&D improv show had to use a fucking mannequin as a cast member. 😒
AI is just an attempt to automate the automation. If you know anything about automation then you’d know it’s a money pit. The iron triangle cannot be defeated by throwing unlimited money at the problem.
You keep reposting this. … And I will keep asking if it’s because John Cena had to learn now to dance in mandarin.
Avenged Sevenfold using AI on the big screens at Soldier Field feels like dogshit being rubbed in my eyes. Why? Who the fuck asked for this? Fucking lamecore @a7x.bsky.social Eat digital shit and die.
I think Chicago's criminal towing companies could earn back a lot of karma by hauling away some ICE and other fed vehicles in the near future
Is number one “It didn’t make their penises bigger” ?
Too bad he’s a turncoat little bitch who will throw his friend of many decades into the mob because he said something that was entirely appropriate. Kyle Gass > Jack Black
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
He can pretend to be dead all he wants. I still want the Epstein files released.
My interest in any future project of theirs has also exited.
You think the word “probably” isn’t doing a lot of heavy lifting?
The corrupt data is directly the result of the OS update. Want me to go corrupt my own data to prove it to you?
Do you get a trophy for all your misery? Corrupted data isn’t useable data. So it’s not misinformation.
You care *this* much? Really?
We ALL KNOW why Trump hates the wind. One day it's gonna blow his "hair" away.
These ICE thugs don't obey the law, you think they are going to obey your imaginary man in the sky?
How much is Microsoft paying you to shill for them?
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Looks like barf in a cup.
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Racist dog whistle is racist.
Your truth is mental illness.
Divided effort diminishes returns.
You’re a dipshit bigot. Seek treatment for your hate.
But DeSantis and his friends MADE money off the whole debacle. Curious how that isn't fraud.
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
The Venn Diagram of White Nationalists and ICE is an incestuous circle.
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