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Saw this in a theatre last year. Creepy crawly fun.
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Saw this in a theatre last year. Creepy crawly fun.
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Five favorite first watches of August 2025: HIGH AND LOW (1963) THE TALL TARGET (1951) CHUNGKING EXPRESS (1994) THE VERDICT (1946) TRUCK TURNER (1974)
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Good fun. Not at all like RED OCTOBER but I really enjoyed Moore’s offbeat, cat-loving character.
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His ‘sir’ stories, usually attributed to someone with tears in their eyes, are inevitably 100% bullshit. As is everything else that comes out of his loathsome orange pie hole.
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Back during that naive moment it looked like the world might not be plunged into a four-year nightmare of toxic shit.
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President Crypt Keeper
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I guess Donnie is worried that the next sandwich guy might come equipped with condiments.
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The others seem to be stuck on out-of-print Fox DVDs, a fate Disney seems unlikely to change anytime soon.
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Disney owns the Fox titles, so only a blockbuster like M*A*S*H gets anything close to love from them.
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Makes sense. Trump also likes to keep things he’s stolen.
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Hilarious, but way too coherent to fully capture Trump’s demented tirades.
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Being selected by the world’s most tasteless human is hardly an honor.
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www.factcheck.org/2025/08/reca...
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This is pretty laughable even for people who so love playing the martyr.
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Kristi Noem has people kidnapped, caged and deported because of their appearance.
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The Balbricker cut. Now featuring extra tallywacker.
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Just watched this again on the big screen. A scathing, pitch-black masterpiece.
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100% bangers.
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He also has the lead in one of the year’s best under-the-radar movies.
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In Jonathan Kaplan’s TRUCK TURNER, gangster Yaphet Kotto introduces some of his badass friends. RIP #JonathanKaplan @thejoedante.bsky.social
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open.substack.com/pub/factchec... So Donald is full of shit? Shocking.
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Basking in the sun at the Phoenix Zoo this morning. This is one dragon I would not want to train.
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Favorite first watches of July 2025: THE EARRINGS OF MADAME DE… (1953) SABOTEUR (1942) THE RIVER’S EDGE (1957) RED CANYON (1949) MERRILL’S MARAUDERS (1962)
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If you don’t like the news, attack reporters. If you don’t like comedians, cancel their shows. If you don’t like statistics, fire the statisticians. Sounds on-brand for a guy whose response to bad COVID stats was to complain that there was too much testing.
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Sure worked wonders for Richard Nixon.
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The sole gratifying thing about a second Trump term has been waiting for that inevitable moment when even the MAGA faithful start to peel away in droves.
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Double the Scheider!
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Five favorite first watches of June 2025: LETTER FROM AN UNKNOWN WOMAN (1948) A FAREWELL TO ARMS (1932) IMITATION OF LIFE (1934) SHIELD FOR MURDER (1954) SHEBA, BABY (1975)
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Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.” My wife: “you’re right.” Me: “plus we just got new rugs…” My wife: “okay” Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.” My wife: “I understand” Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.” … BlueSky, meet Martha.
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VIVACIOUS LADY (1938) THE OUTFIT (1973) SOMEWHERE (2010) BLONDIE JOHNSON (1933) FIVE CAME BACK (1939) BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY (1973)
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Proud to share a May 26 birthday with legends like John Wayne, Pam Grier, Peter Cushing, and Stevie Nicks.
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IMAX is the only way to fly with this one. Popcorn filmmaking on a very high level.
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He’s also got Lee Greenwood to sing a medley of his greatest hit.
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RIP beloved movie badass Joe Don Baker @letterboxd.social
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I don’t know, but it’s got a banging soundtrack.
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To all who celebrate. Happy #StarWarsDay
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youtube.com/watch?v=y8TU... RIP Jill Sobule
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Yet somehow it was socialism or something when Kamala Harris proposed tax credits to help out parents raising young children.
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Tesla profits plunge as Trump’s trade war and Musk alliance cloud its future - CNN
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Well, it’s certainly a decent alternative to actually having to spend time with JD Vance.
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She also needed a couple of bucks to buy bullets just in case she encountered any puppies.
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It’s tempting to say that they couldn’t find anybody worse, but they always manage to do so.
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He could have stopped after the first four words and not sounded like someone in need of a straight jacket.
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He’s out of his f*cking mind.
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Happy First Contact Day, for those who celebrate.
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So does every beloved middle-aged actor now get to star in a movie with a lovable penguin? Can we get Hugh Grant for the next one, or maybe Bill Nighy?
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For Trump, 3 court losses in 90 minutes - CNN
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Damn, this film is more prescient than I realized.
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Surely DEMOLITION MAN is the only film to ever feature this particular cast pairing.
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Those were the days.
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Looking forward to the next four hours. Or at least hoping they aren’t too brutal.
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Nothing like getting a stern “back in my day…” from somebody who’s like a decade older than you. I’m sure he meant it affectionately and I’m glad you took it that way.
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Timey-wimey romantic fantasies ended up being the the appropriate theme of the day, culminating with our annual family tradition of GROUNDHOG DAY.
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I won’t be patronizing ‘Ambassador’ Gibson any time soon, either.
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Vance is an amoral, disingenuous dirtbag, but I don’t see him having that special spark of insanity/dementia that renames the Gulf of Mexico or gives make-believe ambassadorships to Mel Gibson and Sly Stallone.
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Is it just me or does it seem like EMILIA PEREZ is liked considerably more by people who give out awards than by people who review movies?
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Taking a short break from all those highfalutin’ Oscar contenders.
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Judge upholds Trump’s felony conviction, schedules sentencing for Jan. 10 - The Washington Post
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…which they will do literally nothing about anyway!
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100%
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Sure, there’s a part of me that’s happy to see this shitty year finally over with. But there’s a bigger part that dreads what will inevitably be a far worse one coming up under President Musk.