Saw this on Sunday in a Reading “sports bar”
London UK. Works in live events. Owns too many bicycles & canoe paddles.
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9. Poet
8. La La Dickens
At my dad's funeral, the chief undertaker drove us to the crematorium, then switched with the boy while he walked the cortege down the final stretch. The Mercedes dashboard was still lit up but the car wasn't going to restart until our man came back with the key. Good job we weren't in a hurry.
Don't fuck with the bear. (t-shirts available from jimll.co.uk )
Who's going to be first to yarnbomb one of the new solar-powered post boxes? True anarchy.
Reform UK’s HQ reportedly imposed on its Croydon branch an “approved” candidate - who had been dead for six months
Less foot-in-mouth incidents than some of the current Reformists.
Fuck off-stick to the dinosaur onesie
It has been done as a sitcom. "The melting pot" by Spike Milligan 50 years ago. Only the pilot episode was ever aired.
Yes, but it gets to play God Save The Monarch every quarter-hour. Just as a reminder.
Just have a word with your man at the Vatican.
9. Monkee
It's so limited that there's plenty on the shelf of my local M&S
Dear God, I realise you are all-seeing & knowing. But are you sure his hands weren't weren't on some pre-teen's head under the table?
9. Egyptian god
8. Cricket, Rasputin (but I thought it was a bit of a combination of methods)
"Beware the flowers....for verily they will get you. Yeah"
And why not?
We can always celebrate Nelson getting shot by a Frenchman on 21st October.
10
FFS it’s ‘fewer’ Sounds a bit like ‘fuhrer’
"your first bite will reveal half a maggot"
Better eat that before anyone sees it
Do you have any particular curse in mind?
*Brown teeth are an optional extra
9. Shakespeare
7. Supper, Octonauts, Princeton
8. Sun & Sun
8. Chess, Ersatz
Die Hard would be brief. 'Jean McClane' shrugs his shoulders & lights up. While he's still impeccably dressed.
Also, if exploring an unknown planet - wear Cuban heels
9. H
7. African country, Egyptian deity, Silver Linings
Then you can check whether or not you loaded the cat.
8. Churchill, Oedipus
8. Bannister, actress
10. 2 literary guesses.
They also have to slip in a 'modern' music question in oder to get down with the kids.
Just don't ask about Saturday Night Menu
7. Suffragette, painter, statesman
9. Portrait
8. Billie, Anna
He brought biscuits
Items available from The Garden Centre of Earthly Delights
If only crypto tasted as good as an almond slice
10 (!) Pieta was a guess
8. Count, Rational
Shithousery from the bean counters
Nige will take it "Up the RA!"
A dance floor-with the state of Donold's feet? Oh, and the Epstein Files.
6. Hus, composer, author, author
9. Supper
7. Manchester, author, painter
Demon Chestnut or Hedgehog Death
'Nicole' obviously
She missed "shower gel dispenser bolted to the wall"
So the super-nerds will still be specky twats to everyone else.
"Beautiful British Name" Pub Landlord
8. Flag, musical
9. Shot-put
9. Ancient city
The buggy in front leaving a trail of Titleists?
8. Mayflower, flag
9. Macklemore
Waking up in a prison cell, in Jeffrey Archer's body.
Pippit! Pippit!
Must be Constable Savage.
I'm sure the Italians make an acceptable blood sausage to fry & add to the plate.
Never heard of the poet. Literature not my forte.
7. Poem, Collingwood, Ecatepec
See you next Tuesday
9. Sisters
7. Buck Rogers, Revolution, C
8. Song, Austria
How many moles had to die for your fancy notebook?
8. Mean Girls, Dolls House
Newcastle Brown would be a more appropriate beverage.
9. Venice
My least favourite "Alien". At least until Prometheus & Covenant raised their ugly heads.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wuS...
Getting that hint of alien egg with the gin.
Alternative Alan. Where's that B'Stard cat?
Having seen '28 Years Later' feature Sycamore Gap-let the zombies sort 'em out.
Tree fellers. What happened to the other one?
After a cool refreshing beverage?
7. Potter, Legend, Alexander
8. Composer, artist
You can make out every perf er, crater.
9. Zelda
Didn't he release a book, "Cooking Commando"?
I will raise you: TINNED boiled potatoes.
Hotel breakfast rant: there are three iron pans on the buffet with scrambled eggs, baked beans & mushrooms. Of the three serving spoons supplied, at least two will be coated in filthy bean juice. What is wrong with these animals? Another reason why beans are not part of a civilised breakfast.
Dune and Dunerer
8. Tunnel, Sandler.
9. Poet
10. Emancipation was a guess
Found this on my old laptop
9. Dante