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Perfect thank you!
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Perfect thank you!
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Definitely my first thought, rolled tighter too.
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First try at chicken and dumplings. The dumplings could use more consistency (size and rolling) but Katherine drank from the bowl so I'll have a chance to dial that in. 🍽️🍜
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
but that's not a new radiohead song, it's thom yorke singing backing vocals on drugstore!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
I don't understand how Peter King's middle name being Boatswain isn't discussed more
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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boooo
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
is doing dollar dog night when the phillies are in town trolling them like doing pride night when the rangers are in town?
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
17-0 right now, Mahommes has them right where he wants them
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
I love Philadelphia.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor TC.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
was the first time I ate mushrooms
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
it's my birthday quadrimester!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
the best way I can explain this in DFW terms is it's the four seasons total landscaping in Mesquite (but it's in the city) #nodisrespect
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
anything bad in Rudy Giuliani's life was earned when he closed Twilo.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
Farfaline arcobaleno burro e zafferano (rainbow bowties with butter and saffron) Halibut with charred corn and tomato salad 🍽️🍜
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
it's definitely a look they'd throw in there to keep people on their toes even more
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
right now it's all directed towards the 'ew sportsball' people
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
facebook's great because it's the only place where I can keep up with the ex girlfriend of a girl I bought weed from a few times when we worked together at whole foods.
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope she's still playing!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
the big question is how many utter jabronis do you have to listen to for one guy like this?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
just can't put too much value on week 1 because Lane Johnson always made him disappear anyway
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
you can't blame them, it's not Shut the Fuck Up Friday
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish your college team was making you have a happier football
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet you could find one in a vintage shop Mellie, and I hear 90s fashion is back in
one dozen rats at a keyboard (@panasonicdx4500.bsky.social) reposted
Texas and Alabama both getting national embarrassed on opening weekend; Gavin Newsom’s America
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
will you give Jake one of these for me?
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
PRE.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
"It looks like a very nice painting" -Katherine
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
as long as Big Dom walks this earth, there's one "I know a guy" Guy
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
and then stepped in dog shit
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
Sigur Ros as the wedding band on Game of Thrones Milli Vanilli on Sister Kate
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
mmm fiddlehead
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
we're still almost 3 years from the primaries starting, isn't this the time we're supposed to call people out for their shitty policies?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
ooh I have my eye on mother sauce!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
he got overthrown in the arab spring
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
this explains why I haven't been able to schedule one on the cvs website, that's pretty fucked up
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
headhunting is a coward
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
do it in the butt!
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do you know if the main crude distillation units are important @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
he's pretty good at baseball in case you didn't know
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
there's so much that goes into it. all this bullshit is worth it if it leads to that.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
you would be happy
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
4 home runs holy shit
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
front row for radiohead 4 times at MSG and second row at roseland ballroom (3500 people)
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
a lot of shitty baseball?
Guynemer (@guynemer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
he deserves it for this alone
Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted
I know what the WAR says but my eyes say Kyle Schwarber is a Hall of Famer
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
Kyle schwarber I love you!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't even know what it's from, I just searched 'eagle hug' instead of my usual 'dog hug' 😂
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
giants are going to have a better defense than the cowboys
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
so 1990 is the year I battered Howard Eskin with elbows to the chest and face to beat him in the Tim Kerr 2 mile fun run
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
when I was working in the beer/wine dept at wholefoods there was an ACLU lawyer who'd come in and argue with everyone. even if she agreed with you. example: Her: The med insurance industry is cruel. Me: I know, I almost died because X happened. Her: No, you don't UNDERSTAND.
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Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
Lunch picnic date at Chanticleer garden. Super Italian from tredici Italian market in Wayne 🍽️🍜 #goodlunch
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LOL I tried the first one and literally couldn't get out of the courtyard in the first scene
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
World History from November 11, 1444 - January 3, 1821.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but could you survive overnight in the pine barrens with just a packet of ketchup?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
the way the entire stadium was doing the skol chant as 'FOLES!'
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
if today is your friday then won't sunday be your third saturday?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
do what you like. if you go to a starbuck, tip those guys more than you would somewhere else. how about that?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I call it braised meat and eagles season and the thought of it has kept me going since february
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
good stuff, Corby. I look at it like right now if there's one thing making someone happy to face tomorrow in spite of bleak times, it's a good thing.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
it's not about being sensitive, it's about having the self control to not jump in on randos and shit on one of the little joys they still have
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
did you just invent zip codes?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
it's refreshing to hear this. GO BIRDS!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
you'd think that about me too but some guys are guys.... weird and hornt
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
it happened to me where dude didn't want to take no thank you for an answer. weird scene.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dallas has two things going for it- the income tax and 3 extra months where ladies can show some toes in their footwear
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we'll have to wait until he's an eagle to find out for sure
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
it's held up in the senate, and don't you think I have been, Jules?
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
too bad people aren't going to be able to get around to enjoy it without SEPTA
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Henry was the glue
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holy shit I didn't realize you were so tall!
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
congratulations to Taylor Swift for locking down the second best Kelce
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
big fight on the hill this morning, giant pickup truck coming down and driving on the wrong side of the road in standoff w/older woman w/ short spiky gray hair going up hill Truck guy: Fuck you! Fuck You! Lady: I HOPE YOU DIE TODAY! The gray haired lady lost and backed up even though she was right
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume the person is an engagement farmer and they're getting what they want
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Usually they close to move to a bigger location. This was just a random band aid that took pressure off the one in town until they made the parking lot bigger.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social)
at least there was one justice done in the world this week
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
here around Philly that's "Used to be a wawa" for example, the dispensary that opened at the end of the causeway to my hometown used to be a wawa.
Joey Guanciale (@joebreslin.bsky.social) reply parent
*to us