Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I need to belly up to the bar and throw back a fucking Duff or seven. With moe
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I need to belly up to the bar and throw back a fucking Duff or seven. With moe
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Exsqueeze me, sir
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Dude. I'm seriously playing OddWeird, for Strange Xbox
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
The Viewtiful South
g0m (@g0m.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
getting so mad thinking about trans people that you have a heart attack
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
The osmow's logo is a faceless Pharaoh for a simple reason; it's no one, everyone and anyone
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
it's actually goofy..
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally I think while I'm happy for them I'm also fully saying "uhhh.."
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
lowkey, why did I find my very beautiful wife cheating on me Minority Report style in the Beetlejuice house
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Would you kiss Gorgeous The Beauty for 3 shilling, or no?
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
uh! i'd drive that fat car lowkey.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow. I thought so, it looks like a traditional canadian smashed up gummy worm cake
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Everyone is screaming at me for pulling up to the Wacky Races in this mighty machine
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
happy birthday
Postcard From The Past (@pastpostcard.bsky.social) reposted
Pornography is terrible here. It is the law to wear a seat belt.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Huh. I was just thinking about something. I was thinking that you haven't had a reuben like this if you eat this magical berry
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
wait..
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nสkiโwah brother.
Ron Sexsmith (@ronsexsmith.bsky.social) reposted
Sad to hear of Graham Greene's passing... Such a wonderful actor and a very nice man I got to meet him on a few occasions as we both lived here in Stratford and even got to sing for him once at his "Walk Of Fame" ceremony. Huge loss RS
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me know what they say. This would be useful for me
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I should start calling this thing a Hannibal. I won't though. I promise everyone that I won't
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I've only heard it spoken in person a few times, a bunch when I was a kid, from my grandma and her brother or from the dayhome I went to, and then a few times later on. I can only get it when I really listen for specific words
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
It's so odd hearing Hungarian in movies, because it sounds like it should be slavic but it's very fucked up
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course yes.. I pissed on it like we all did.. yes it should've been fully grade separated. Not to mention the actual coverage of the line. But it's low floor and i'm happy we're all getting closer to something more real
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I am very excited for the completion of the Valley Line West Light Rail Transit (LRT). I don't give a fuck anymore.. especially with everything going on, internationally.. at home, even.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Feeling pretty dope.. for reasons undisclosed, but also I went to an auto museum and saw a delicious little Duesenberg model J. Hell it's no train museum but if it's moving asses in any era I'm cheering
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
jonk (@jonk.bsky.social) reposted
Press the ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐จ๐ง while in air to perform a ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ค
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Wait.. isn't this is actually the most powerful fucking thing you can imagine ever being committed to film or file.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Ohh. I didn't realize they made machines designed to make weep extremely hot and fat wet tears.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I want to work for the SARS Group ๐ญ
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
When you get outside the city and start driving past big industrial and chemical processing places called 'Shempco' and Curly Logistics
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I do delivery for Demon Bridal Shoppe. I drive a woody wagon with a Demon Bridal Shoppe decal
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Not bad
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Papa John's near me is advertising a 'free' lunch..
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I don't know much of balatro, but one of the guys on there should be a stone cold Impro
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I morph different
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
these will as well
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
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Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
hey. in that scene in the kitchen where we're making a bunch of pasta for dinner service could you add some really hot Benny Goodman shit over it
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Swojska..
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
BRO you seriously didn't try to hook with my cousin, David Turtletop,
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I just saw this performative male smoking good, but still doing right by his folks and all the people that brought him here
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
They made perfect better
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
You're in the market doing the pablumite's dance.. a funny little hat set out in front to collect spare pap, from disaffected passersby, no less.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
David Golden Green
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a title
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven't had one of those in a damn minute! Royal Crown Cola.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot to.say I need you to give me $95 for this
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
here's the idea the simplest I can put it; it's Wimpy and Jughead running side by side like the Flash Barry Allen / Jay Garrick cover but they're racing across the english channel with a shared word balloon that says "Boy, I can't wait to chomp those "The 'Burgers' of Calais!" "
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Oof.. They're Making The Ghost of a Flea Real...
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
๐๐๐ "You've never had a reuben like this if you eat this magical berry" ๐๐๐
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reposted
You've never had a reuben like this if you eat this magical berry
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Sorry if this fully pisses you off and ruins your day but you've never had a reuben like this if you eat this magical berry
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I know him
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
lets do one more..
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
sure
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
pebble
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't do that..
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
remember please oh remember?
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I'm doing the voice Peyton does in Darkman when he completes the facial reconstruction
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I love to eat delicious and eschew yucky
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been hearing about this
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
A big nasty smile just begat my world weary mug
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
doesn't look familiar
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Laughing at the man I used to be.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
oh my god that's a full menu of hand selected flavours
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Details?
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Hero's Love is going on a journey
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
You've never had a reuben like this if you eat this magical berry
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Oh, the Moaning Truth
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take odd over ideal, best or funniest any day of the beautiful week
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
What the hell happened.. I used to make my own mustard. I made kielbasa.. where did I go. I gotta get out of the wilderness
goo (@googirl.sera.fm) reposted
Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
yep. it died with the rise of what i call 'mall punk'
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reposted
Are you still watching "Adventure's of a Plumber's Mate"? (CONTINUE WATCHING)
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
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Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Look at that fucking dude! He's a Sebulban!
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
My boy Jay Nawston is coming over with some seriously milkshake-thick ale..
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
My Funky Life Problem
oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted
Cliff Clavin: You know uhh Rhea Perlman's sister actually wrote a buncha these episodes Norm: Who? what episodes?
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh. Yeah i guess that makes sense.
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok i came at you with hate but now I feel my heart opening up
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, you're a toon?
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Oh hey homie I was just going to ask before you left what set you're from
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Guy who thinks the term 'broken toys' is broken lizard, but also his name is David Daniel Beerfest. No, no. I take this all back it's much too sad
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
If it pleases sir, and it does,
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Hi could I get two Berry Darlings and one Supple
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
I just saw an oldhead rock harder than a little young dude
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
wait- I just realised its fine
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social)
Man I really feel so outside of it all sometimes. There are still things I really don't get at all and I'm not sure I ever will
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
What's your name, friend?
Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐ (@joekeller.bsky.social) reply parent
those are my guys