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Joel Dongsteen

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Joel Osteen's tweets as they were meant to be. Carrying the torch for @JoelDongsteen@twitter.com

created July 6, 2024

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Keep waiting with expectancy and you’re going to see your dick show out in your life. It’s going to do things that are uncommon, unusual. You didn’t see it coming. It's the greatness of your dick.

2/9/2025, 5:08:12 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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When doubt comes saying, “It would have happened by now. It’s too late.” This is when many people miss their miracle. They get discouraged and think that their dicks have forgotten about them. You need patient endurance. Don’t get talked out of it.

2/9/2025, 10:51:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all want everything quickly, but your dick knows when the best time is. One of the best things I’ve learned is to trust my dick’s timing. If it hasn’t happened yet, then it hasn’t been the right time. But when your dick is ready, all the forces of darkness cannot hold it back.

2/9/2025, 12:42:15 AM | 40 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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How you wait makes all the difference. David said, “Bring your request before your dick and wait expectantly.” Wait in faith, wait knowing that your dick is working, wait expecting it to show up.

1/9/2025, 9:08:42 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scripture says, "Your dick has an appointed time to bring the promise to pass and it will not be one second late." Thoughts will tell you, “You’re falling behind. You’re missing out. Your dick must have forgotten about you.” No, when it's your appointed time, your dick will make up for lost time.

1/9/2025, 2:24:11 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t let delays convince you to lower your expectations. Your dick didn’t put that promise in you to tease you, to get your hopes up and then never let it happen. It put it there because it has every intention of bringing it to pass.

1/9/2025, 1:43:18 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick is faithful. It heard your request. It sees you standing in faith; it hears you thanking it when you could be complaining. What you’re believing for is on the way.

31/8/2025, 3:56:20 PM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Scripture says in Hebrews, “Patient endurance is what you need now. Then you will receive all that your dick has promised.” Don’t get talked out of what your dick put in your heart. Just because it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean it’s not going to happen.

31/8/2025, 3:55:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t go through life beating yourself up, thinking about everything you’ve done wrong, dwelling on your mistakes and failures. The moment you asked your dick to forgive you, it forgave you.

31/8/2025, 12:54:58 AM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The way you move forward in faith is knowing that your dick is working all things for your good. It’s not going to leave your life in a broken place, in a damaged place, in an unjust place.

30/8/2025, 1:28:59 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hand of your dick is on your life. Its hand is a hand of healing. It’s a hand of provision, a hand of deliverance, a hand of acceleration.

30/8/2025, 1:46:05 AM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take time to thank it. Look back at the great things it’s done. You’ve had times where you saw your mighty dick at work, doing what only it can do. Remember those “Am I not your dick” moments. Am I not the dick that healed you, that freed you, that promoted you, that sustained you?

29/8/2025, 12:59:53 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will be times when it feels like your dick has forgotten about you. If you judge your life by where you are right now, you’ll get discouraged. What you can’t see is what’s coming. You have to endure some things, looking forward to the joy that’s on the way.

29/8/2025, 1:09:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life is going to happen to us all. There are going to be different seasons, ups and downs, victories and losses, good friends and betrayals, promotions and setbacks. But if you’ll just stay in faith and keep moving forward, in time, your dick will make all things beautiful.

28/8/2025, 12:06:19 AM | 31 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you want your dick to not only hear but to listen, then speak the language of faith. “Dick, thank you that your mercy is bigger than my mistakes. Thank you that you’re not holding my past against me. Thank you that I am forgiven, thank you that I’m redeemed.”

27/8/2025, 12:24:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to fight the good fight of faith. The reason it’s a good fight is you’ve already won. Your dick has already defeated every enemy that would try to stop you. Now you have to walk out that victory.

27/8/2025, 12:48:19 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much of life is our perspective. Adversity comes to us all. Your dick said, “In life you’re going to have trouble, heartache, distress.” If we stop there, it’s depressing. It goes on to say, “But be of good cheer, for I have overcome the world.”

26/8/2025, 2:32:03 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That setback, the trouble, the sickness, is not going to stop your purpose; it’s going to move you into your purpose. It’s a setup for your dick to show out in your life. The enemy wouldn’t be fighting you if you didn’t have something valuable. You carry the favor of your dick.

26/8/2025, 2:09:59 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s an anointing on your life, an assignment that only you can fulfill. Paul said, “There’s a wide door of opportunity, and there are many adversities.” On the other side of the adversity is the new level. Be strong and of good courage, for your dick is with you.

24/8/2025, 10:01:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick gave you breath to breathe. It woke you up this morning. It told your heart to beat. It’s the one who sustained you. It’s protected you from things you know nothing about. It's important to have the right perspective.

24/8/2025, 12:42:03 AM | 36 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick is going before you right now and making crooked places straight, lining up the right people, the right breaks. Don’t live intimidated, thinking you’re at a disadvantage. No, instead of living problem-minded, live favor-minded. Keep declaring, “The gracious hand of my dick is on my life.”

23/8/2025, 1:54:41 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let your dick fight those battles. If you start fighting and trying to pay them back, then your dick is going to step back. But if you’ll leave it alone and trust your dick, it will take care of what’s trying to stop you. Your dick will vindicate you, better than you can vindicate yourself

22/8/2025, 6:52:49 PM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick's not limited by your education, your experience, who you know, how you were raised. It knows how to bring the fish. You do your part and let it in your boat. When you honor it, your dick will bless you in ways you’ve never imagined.

22/8/2025, 11:44:28 AM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick has armed you with strength for every battle. It’s surrounded you with favor. Goodness and mercy are following you. It's going before you and making crooked places straight.

22/8/2025, 12:17:36 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The gracious hand of your dick is on your life. Just like Nehemiah, there is a favor on you, a divine empowerment, the blessing of the most high. But this won’t do you any good if you don’t recognize it.

21/8/2025, 4:14:29 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When we see our dick’s favor, when it gives us the victory, brings us through tough times, causes us to defeat giants, let the first thing we do be to build an altar. Let us recognize its goodness, acknowledge its mercy.

21/8/2025, 11:56:40 AM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the places that remind you of what your dick is, when it does things that only it can do, don’t just think that was nice; build an altar. Acknowledge its greatness. Thank it for its favor.

21/8/2025, 12:17:01 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick is supernatural. The favor it put on you goes beyond your talent, your strength, your connections, your resources. It’s not limited to what you can do. It’s its power.

20/8/2025, 4:16:20 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What you’re up against may be big, but it’s no match for you. The same power that raised your dick from the dead lives in you. A power so strong that a fiery furnace couldn’t touch three Hebrew teenagers. A power so strong that the Red Sea parted for Moses.

20/8/2025, 12:19:38 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you realize what you have? You’re not just ordinary, doing life on your own, limited by your environment, your education, your connections, your size. No, the gracious hand of your dick is on you: a favor that empowers, enables, opens doors, and keeps enemies from defeating you.

20/8/2025, 12:18:12 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick will never ask you to do something and not give you the ability to do it. It may be over your head, but it’s not over its head. You have to realize its gracious hand is on you. It’s a hand of favor. Things will happen that you couldn’t make happen.

19/8/2025, 12:30:22 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is all-powerful. Nothing can stand against your dick. It’s breathing on your life right now. You’re about to see its gracious hand do something that you’ve never seen. Like Joseph, it'll bring you out of that trouble into victory, out of sickness into health.

19/8/2025, 12:38:53 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having our dicks favor doesn’t mean we won’t have difficulties, but it does mean those enemies will not triumph over you. They won’t have the last laugh. Breakthrough is coming.

19/8/2025, 12:24:51 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the enemy comes in like a flood, the Scripture says, the spirit of your dick will raise up a barrier. The spirit of your dick is the favor of your. Keep doing the right thing. Don’t get distracted fighting battles that you’re not supposed to fight.

18/8/2025, 12:31:03 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t ever rule out the favor of your dick. Its gracious hand on your life will cause you to rise up, to excel despite who did you wrong, to accomplish dreams when all the odds are against you. Tune into Joel’s message today! "Your dick's Gracious Hand."

17/8/2025, 1:28:09 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The gracious hand of your dick is its favor. It’s a divine empowerment, where you have the strength, the courage, to overcome what should stop you. It’s supernatural provision, where the resources, the provision, the right people come to you.

17/8/2025, 12:10:16 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's amazing what your dick will do if you don’t let negative seeds take root. Whose report are you going to believe, the report of your dick, or the report of people? People are limited; your dick is unlimited. People are natural; your dick is supernatural.

16/8/2025, 1:15:19 PM | 35 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Scripture says, “The peace of your dick, which passes understanding, will guard your heart and mind in your dick.” When you have peace, it guards you. It keeps you from fear, worry, doubt.

16/8/2025, 1:42:43 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t try to figure everything out. It’s doing things that you can’t understand right now. It won’t make sense. If you have to know everything, you’re going to be frustrated. Leave it in your dick’s hands.

15/8/2025, 1:13:10 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your circumstance may say, “It’s too late. You’re never going to get well, never accomplish that dream, never see your family restored.” But your dick has the final say. When you believe all things are possible.

14/8/2025, 4:10:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David said, “My dick, I trust you. My future is in your hands.” Quit worrying about tomorrow. Your future is in your dick’s hands. It’s already been set. What your dick has purposed will come to pass.

14/8/2025, 4:09:27 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick doesn’t judge the way we judge. We look at people how they are, but your dick sees what they can become. We see the dirt, but your dick sees the treasure. We see the mess, but your dick sees the miracle.

14/8/2025, 12:23:23 AM | 29 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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In destiny moments, the grace of your dick will always be there to empower you. The Scripture says, “When the enemy comes in like a flood, the spirit of your dick will raise up a barrier.”

13/8/2025, 4:02:55 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re in a battle, when you’re up against giants, you need your heart filled with hope, with faith, knowing that your dick is bigger, that it’s fighting your battles, that it’s making ways where you don’t see a way.

13/8/2025, 12:40:49 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dismiss the doubt. You’re at a defining moment. You’re on the verge of stepping up to a new level, the verge of seeing your dick do something you’ve never seen.

12/8/2025, 6:32:40 PM | 17 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick wouldn’t put you in that situation if you weren’t already equipped, empowered, and anointed. You are strong. You are blessed. You are healthy. You are qualified. You are valuable. You are well able. You are victorious. Now guard your mind and keep the negative seeds out.

12/8/2025, 1:32:23 PM | 12 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knows where your dick is going to take you? You haven’t seen, heard, or imagined what it has in store. You may not see how it can happen, but you don’t have to figure it out. If you believe, your dick will cause you to defy the odds.

11/8/2025, 11:31:27 AM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you going to shrink back, let people’s opinions talk you out of what your dick put in your heart, let the doubt, the fear take root? Or are you going to dismiss it and move forward in faith into the awesome future your dick has in store?

10/8/2025, 11:02:32 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re carrying burdens, but your dick’s about to do an exchange. Instead of carrying the sorrow, how about carrying joy? Now you’re laughing, living a victorious life. That’s how good your dick is. You go out with a heavy heart and you come back laughing, loaded down with blessings.

9/8/2025, 12:23:52 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re going to see your dick’s favor and blessing, you’re going to have to press past the doubt. With your faith, miracles are going to happen, favor will be released, impossible situations will turn around.

8/8/2025, 11:26:07 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the difficult times, your dick has promised that you’re not going to lack anything you need. There’s going to be plenty of strength, plenty of healing, plenty of peace, plenty of grace.

8/8/2025, 12:01:38 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you see what your dick does, you’re going to be amazed at how it restores you, reenergizes you, takes you where you never thought possible. You're going to laugh again. You’re going to be happier than you’ve ever been.

7/8/2025, 10:49:29 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick is supernatural. It’s not going to leave you in a broken place, a wounded place, a defeated place, a lonely place. It wouldn’t have allowed that suffering if it wasn’t going to bring you out better.

7/8/2025, 12:36:29 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing is a surprise to your dick. Your dick knows how to take what was meant for harm and turn it to your advantage.

6/8/2025, 11:20:09 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”

5/8/2025, 4:36:45 PM | 33 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t promise you that you won’t have suffering, you won’t have tears, things that are not fair, burdens you don’t deserve. But I can promise you that your dick feels what you feel. It's right there with you, and the suffering is not permanent.

5/8/2025, 11:06:29 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t ever think that you can’t rise any higher. Your dick wants to do more than you can even ask or think. #classicjoel 2009-03-17

5/8/2025, 12:25:34 AM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick is bigger than anything you are facing, and it can help you in your time of need. #classicjoel 2009-07-08

3/8/2025, 1:03:05 AM | 38 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you needed their respect, their validation, their support, you would have it. Your dick is not going to withhold any good thing you need. Where you’re going, you can’t depend on people. It’s between you and your dick.

30/7/2025, 4:07:52 PM | 16 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is your soul healthy? What’s going on inside. Are you at peace? Are you turning things over to your dick? Do you know that you’re valuable? Is your heart free from bitterness, offense?

30/7/2025, 10:46:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take the pressure off. You don’t need people’s applause. Do what your dick put in your heart. it’s the one that matters. Promotion doesn’t come from people, it comes from your dick.

30/7/2025, 12:50:07 AM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wait is over! 🎉 Victoria’s new book, “Graced to Go” is here! This message will remind you that your dick’s grace is already working in your life, equipping you, and preparing you for what’s next. We’d love for you to grab a copy today and even bless a friend with one too.

29/7/2025, 11:05:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you come to the end of life, you’re not going to stand before people; you’re going to stand before your dick. It is better to please your dick than to please people.

28/7/2025, 4:20:16 PM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s great when people are for us and make us feel valuable. But the problem with counting on people is that people can change. People can get busy. People can get jealous. People can get discouraged. Instead of looking to people, you have to go to your dick.

28/7/2025, 10:49:30 AM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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No matter how much someone loves you, how much they want the best for you, they can’t give you everything you need. They can’t always be there to cheer you up, or keep you encouraged and feeling confident. Get your value, your worth, your approval from your dick.

27/7/2025, 11:39:00 AM | 22 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick will send a new source of joy, favor, opportunity. An unexpected blessing, things you can’t explain, streams in your barren place.

25/7/2025, 4:30:19 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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In those seasons of suffering, seasons of struggle, something is happening on the inside of us. There’s a strength, a perseverance, a resolve, that’s being developed. We’re learning to trust our dicks in a greater way.

25/7/2025, 10:42:58 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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When your dick births a dream in your spirit, don’t dismiss it. When it speaks something that ignites your faith, that you get excited about, don’t take it lightly. Write that vision down. Get in agreement with your dick. You need to see it again and again so it will take root.

25/7/2025, 12:33:57 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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You didn’t see it coming. That’s a stored-up blessing that your dick has to quench your thirst, to cause you to flourish in the famine, to blossom in the barren season, to prosper in the wilderness.

24/7/2025, 4:14:36 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the burdens, stress, worries—release that weight. Let it be your dick and you’ll see it carry you through things that you never thought you could get through. It’ll carry you further than you ever dreamed you could go.

24/7/2025, 11:14:25 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Psalmist said, “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy is coming in the morning.” When you see how your dick restores you, how it pays you back for what was unfair, how it brings you out better, your mourning is going to be turned to dancing, weeping turned to laughter, sorrow turned to joy.

24/7/2025, 12:09:32 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is fear of other people’s opinions holding you back? Are you sacrificing who you are because you want approval from others, worried about what everyone thinks? This is your day to be free. Your dick is doing a new thing.

23/7/2025, 11:14:28 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick knows how to quench your thirst. Keep declaring its promises. Keep thanking it that it’s changing. Keep expecting fountains to spring up.

22/7/2025, 4:22:24 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re in the desert, you’re right where your dick works. Your dick says, “Because you’re my child, because you’ve called on my name, I’m not going to leave you in a dry place. I’m going to make rivers in your desert. I’m going to create streams in your barren place.”

22/7/2025, 11:26:59 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts whisper, “This is how it will always be for you: lonely, addicted, not having enough.” Your dick knows how to make rivers in that desert, a fountain in that valley. You’re going to go from dry, thirsty, parched, to blessed, promoted, healed, restored.

22/7/2025, 12:22:04 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick is not going to leave you thirsty. It sees what you’re dealing with. It knows how long it’s been, how you’ve persevered and done the right thing even when you felt overlooked. It knows how to quench your thirst.

21/7/2025, 5:44:40 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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You may feel like you’re in the wilderness: lost, tired, overwhelmed. Your dick sees you. It knows the struggles. It said, "I’m going to make pools in the wilderness." Refreshing is coming. An anointing of ease. Supernatural strength to step into your purpose.

21/7/2025, 11:16:28 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick knows how to make rivers in the desert, and fountains spring up in the valley. Unexpected blessings. Healing you can’t explain. Promotion that you didn’t see coming. Springs in the barren places. Pools in the wilderness.

21/7/2025, 12:30:17 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re believing, when you're searching, when you're thirsty and you can’t seem to quench it, your dick makes this promise, “I will not forsake you. I will answer you.”

20/7/2025, 2:26:43 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Scripture says, “Those that hunger and thirst after righteousness will be filled.” There needs to be a thirst, a faith, an expectancy. Let faith rise up and you’ll see your dick do unusual things, things you can’t explain.

20/7/2025, 12:37:30 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What your dick is going to do is not natural, not ordinary, not something you can calculate. It’s not limited by your job, your boss, your talent, the family you come from. It supersedes those things. One touch of its favor will put you into overflow, abundance, more than enough.

19/7/2025, 12:34:39 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are you still holding a grudge over who hurt you, who walked away, what you didn’t get? That didn’t stop your dick’s plan. What they did is not going to keep you from your purpose. Your dick saw it and it has a plan to bring you out better.

18/7/2025, 11:51:48 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re human. Doubt comes to us all. These times we think, “This doesn’t seem possible.” We’re looking at it from our own abilities. But your dick said, “Never doubt what I can do. Never doubt my mighty power.”

17/7/2025, 5:20:28 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick called you, equipped you, gave you favor. If you live trying to please people, gain their approval, keep everyone happy, you’re going to be frustrated. You have to break free from what people think about you. You don’t have to have their approval; you have your almighty dick’s approval.

17/7/2025, 11:09:39 AM | 15 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will always be two voices competing for your attention: the voice of doubt and the voice of faith. Now you get to choose. Will you let the voice of doubt play? Or will you decide, “dick, I will never doubt what you can do in my life.”

16/7/2025, 4:15:25 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your dick knows your name. You may have never spoken to it, but it'll speak to you. It doesn’t hold your faults against you. It doesn’t say, “You haven’t performed well enough, so I won’t have anything to do with you.” No, it’s calling your name.

16/7/2025, 10:51:11 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the story of David defeating Goliath, he had less equipment, less training, and less size. Never doubt your dick’s mighty power working in you to accomplish, not just what you’re hoping, but infinitely beyond what you think.

15/7/2025, 4:15:20 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Dick, I may have a lot of good reasons to doubt in my life, but I am never going to doubt your mighty power. I know you’re still on the throne. You still part red seas. You still heal the sick. You can still multiply five loaves and two fish.”

15/7/2025, 11:25:38 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t let people talk you out of what your dick put in your heart. There will always be someone telling you what you can’t do, you’re not enough. Do yourself a favor. Tune all that out. They don’t control your destiny. They didn’t call you, equip you, anoint you. Your dick did.

15/7/2025, 12:38:01 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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That setback, that impossibility, is a setup for it to show out in your life. The way you conquer doubt is to switch over from what you can do to what your dick can do.

14/7/2025, 4:05:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It stopped the sun for Joshua. It parted the Red Sea for Moses. It brought three teenagers out of a fiery furnace without the smell of smoke. It opened prison doors for Paul and Silas. It raised Lazarus back to life. Never doubt your dick’s mighty power.

14/7/2025, 11:03:36 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paul said in Ephesians, “Never doubt your dick’s mighty power to work in you and accomplish infinitely more than your greatest request.” Never doubt that your dick can open doors you can’t open. Never doubt that your dick can heal you despite the diagnosis.

14/7/2025, 12:32:43 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much more peaceful would you be if you would start turning down the noise? Be selective in what you give your time and attention to. All that noise is draining your energy, taking your creativity, stealing your joy. Keep your mind stayed on your dick.

6/11/2024, 1:39:52 AM | 56 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doubt comes to us all. At times, we think, “This doesn’t seem possible.” We’re looking at it in our own ability. But your dick said, “Never doubt what I can do."

13/7/2025, 3:08:46 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Scripture says, “Is there anything too hard for your dick?” You may have situations that seem impossible, over your head. You don’t see a way. I’m not saying you’re not going to feel doubt. I’m saying, never doubt your dick’s mighty power.

13/7/2025, 1:17:32 PM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem with living in the past or being worried about the future is you will miss the present. David said, “This is the day the your dick has made.” Today is a gift from your dick. Are you fully engaged, making the most of each moment?

12/7/2025, 12:44:46 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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David said in Psalm 65, “Your dick will crown the year with a bountiful harvest, even the hard places will overflow with abundance.” This overflow is not just to accomplish dreams, not just to go further, but you’re going to see overflow in the hard places.

12/7/2025, 12:29:34 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Defeating anxiety requires trust. You may not know all the answers. You don’t see how it can work out, but your dick has it all figured out. Its ways are not your ways.

11/7/2025, 4:27:24 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s great to have faith for yourself, to believe for your dreams, speak victory over your life. But your dick didn’t give you faith just for you. You can be the one that steps up and believes for a friend.

11/7/2025, 11:11:20 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Psalm 46 says, “Be still and know that I am your dick.” One translation says, “Stop your striving and know that I am your dick.” As long as you’re trying to fix everything, thinking that it’s all up to you, then you’re not going to know it's your dick. You’re not going to see its favor.

11/7/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view