Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
I enjoyed this thoroughly
Boy mom. Dog mom. Cat mom. #voteblue Former Steelers fan (Fuck AR). #H2P. Teaberry ice cream.
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I enjoyed this thoroughly
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
What a horrible horrible man. Also. Tone down the rhetoric, amirite?
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
New drinking game idea: do a shot every time the camera shows a jagoff in an “Eat $hit Pitt” shirt. #dobetterESPN lol
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Me frantically knocking on wood for you.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Roberto Clemente Day! Hard pass on Jr though.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Conflicted once I saw his #1 pick.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
New dog just dropped! Meet Boba. Humans are smitten. Other dog is 🤷♀️. Cats just want to know when supper is.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
That the fuck is wrong with this man and - even more - what the fuck is wrong with the people who support him. Evil, stupid people.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope for Aaron to repeat his first game with the Jets.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
jezus.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Where can I get a job that has 'turtle swimming around a bit' close to my desk?
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
actual video of me last week at OCMD
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
I am embarrassed on her behalf as she does not seem capable of being embarrassed. Just absolutely gross. And all the other asshats smiling and nodding their heads. Puke. What must others countries be thinking?
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Me when AR signed the contract. Sundays suddenly freed up in the fall for the first time in my life.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I knew he probably wouldn’t have a place with them - who keeps two kickers - but it would have been nice. I am not watching the Steelers this year anyway bc AR (🤮) so hopefully I can watch Sauls play somewhere else. 😌
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad face
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted
normal people don't say "triggered" or "heteronormative," they say they gave their life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
"How we care for our most vulnerable reveals what we believe about ourselves. I’m just one mother, and David is just one child. But this affects your neighbors. This affects you." The old me would feel compassion for this woman. The new me feels disdain bc she did this to herself and her child.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Repeat: You all need a turtle meeting.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
🥹
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Easy like a Sunday morning? More like PERFECT Sunday morning.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad face
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Me for the entire season.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Jillian is a cunt. Full stop. Why does @cnn.com even platform her? She used to yell mean things at overweight people for entertainment. She had a podcast? Oh. Makes sense. #somanyeyerolls Gawd, she is horrible.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
My 16 year old son is intentionally wearing jorts so he is 100% soing a Gen Xism
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Primanti’s from Pittsburgh would be fun. Also, Big Mac was invented here so choose your fighter!
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
😲🤭
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Having intentional shitty takes about sports to get clicks: fine, whatever Having intentional shitty takes about human beings just trying to live: disgusting, unforgivable We live in the dumbest, worst timeline.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to feel torn when folks would accuse him of using his daughter’s cancer for gain in the bad place. I see the light now. Plus asshats like him deserve no empathy as he has none for others. I wish his daughter (and son) continued good health.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I followed him on the bad place. He got worse almost daily. It was so clear he was doing it for clicks. So for him to accuse others of “chasing social credit” is simply doing what these dickheads do: projection. It almost makes it worse if he doesn’t really believe the shit he puts out there.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
TIL one can buy cute little safes that look like Reddi Wip and Aqua Net!
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Just stopping by my local locksmith to have someone open my broken safe and pick up some Reddi Wip + Aqua Net as one does at the locksmith.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
If you're not getting laid, it's not the left's problem or the right's problem. It's no one else's problem. It's something you're gonna need to work on yourself. Conflating your sex/romance struggles with the conditions of our democracy is very weird.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard pass. I am good with never playing them in anything ever.
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
Motherfucking wind farms…
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
"Brady wrote that he places each priority of life into a pyramid, putting himself at the top, followed by his partner, children, work, extended family, friends, hobbies, and the greater community." Color me shocked that Brady puts himself at the top of his life priority pyramid. #modelfatherhusband
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. same.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
😍
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh?
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Facts. What are they?
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I lived in SC (Florence and Greenville) and I co-sign this description.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
What, and I say this angrily, the actual fuck.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
The mental gymnastics are truly amazing. Using words/phrases that are common/true then twist to add up to lies. Like: Grand jury testimony is sealed and only released by judge. Yes. True. Then take true, twist, and make it a lie: Anything ever seen by GJ is sealed and can only be released by judge.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
This is unbelievable.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect. @thedailyshow.com
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wish Pittsburgh mayoral candidates were promising free bees.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Ha!
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Take a moment…
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Gross. These people are gross.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds fancy, says the gal whose only mall choice in her formative teen years was Logan Valley in Altoona 😬
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad face from Pittsburgh
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Jezus. What an ignorant, racist asshat. I just can't with this jagoff.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
*countries. dammit.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Look. Folks can fun up posts/texts - do whatever w/ the English language. I'm 4ever fighting w/ my teenager about his misspelling/grammar issues in his texts to me ("I do it right when it counts on papers and stuff"). But, horrified that this is how the president communicates with other counties.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I got this email today. Many who get this will read it and believe it as it is coming straight from a government agency. It’s just disgusting.
Andy Behrman (@electroboyusa.bsky.social) reposted
Don't just like it, because that doesn't spread the word, repost it so everyone can be reminded that #RepublicansSuck And follow me back @electroboyusa.bsky.social so you can see the banner I'm going to hang from the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles!
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
How is this the president of the United States of America. How? Besides all of the evil, this plain stupidity is horrible. Would be funny if he wasn't ruining .
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
She seems wayyyy out of proportion to wear this. Her huge boobs then super cinched waist make it look forced and super uncomfortable. I agree about the length also throwing it off.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Good explanation. Most reporters/lawyers I follow here are saying the same. Trump already claiming victory on birthright citizenship & his cult believes him. Maybe we should be getting a little hyperbolic to get some anger about this horrible administration and their assault on the Constitution.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Just. Gross.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
white/cis vibes, mostly.
Jessica Valenti (@jessicavalenti.bsky.social) reposted
This is the fallout over today's Planned Parenthood SCOTUS ruling that no one is talking about:
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
lol yes. Or sometimes, for out-of-state folks, the liquor store. 😁
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
82 in Pittsburgh right now, but a storm is moving in so colder (lol) than it has been. It was 93 at noon.
Jen🇺🇸🏴☠️ (@jen.sheshed.rocks) reposted
GEN X 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🤭🤣 Enjoy 🤣 #SheShed
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
How is this the president? Twice? I just will never understand. Like, even ignoring alllllllll of the other illegal stuff, just this tweet alone should disqualify him - like sooooo many other of his tweets (or truths or whatever they are). Just, such an asshat (and that is being unfair to asshats)
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Trump insists “groceries” is a long forgotten term and thinks you need photo ID to buy milk there but, yes, please tell me more about how Mamdani doesn’t understand grocery stores
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, we fancy now - they are now called "Fine Wine and Good Spirits" and thanks to Sheetz and some lawsuits, we can buy beer and wine in some grocery stores and in Sheetz - even on a Sunday!!!
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel seen. (also, feel super old now as I guess I am considered an 'older gen' in my mid-50's lol)
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
North-ish Pittsburgh: -Treat Down the Street in Aspinwall (six different and often unique homemade flavors every week.) -Emmerling Ice Cream in Cheswick (technically I think). Bonus drive-thru! -Jerry's Custard in Indiana Township (there is another location too, I think) Ofc, Dave & Andy's
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. Love my WFH Pitt job lol
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
What is happening??
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only add that Amex has the best customer service and support. I have a few examples but the best is getting me a new card (w new #) in like 12 (!) hours to a remote address where I was vacationing bc someone stole my card.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Toney’s nephew hooped a couple years at Pitt a few years back and I totally fan-girled. 🤭
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
“Fo’ Fo’ Fo’”. 
Brian Cardone (@cardonebrian.bsky.social) reposted
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
This is gross. Just absolutely gross. I can't even - he is...gross. What are we even fucking doing here? Ugh. Gross.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel this in Pittsburgh
Eric Champnella (@echamp.bsky.social) reposted
Trump Mobile ad leaked...
Tanisha (@tanishaevonne.bsky.social) reposted
ICE is confirmed to be in Southside and Market Square today. Share for awareness and stay safe Pittsburgh. ICE emergency line: 412.736.7167
Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) (@hcrichardson.bsky.social) reposted
HUGELY Important.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
🤭
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
HONESTY. INTEGRITY. DECENCY. #June14th-ObamaAppreciationDay
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
I cannot attend any rallies today, so here is my small, kindergarten-esque (bc I have zero crafty talent) contribution. Aspinwall/Pittsburgh, PA #NoKings
Erik Ledbetter (@bandoblue.bsky.social) reposted
Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Just finished “Dying for Sex” and it BROKE me. I mean. Michelle Williams, well, I don’t have words. And Jenny Slate? Jezus. The cast was unreal. Anyway - late to the game (I know). But this show literally moved me. Just, amazing. #DyingforSex
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Jezus. These fucking people.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
The O. Pitt Stadium. Uncle Sam’s. Since I have an Uncle Sam’s here at Waterworks, I could easily be convinced to replace it with Zelda’s. Either way…
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit! No PA dems!!! Yay!
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Speak it into existence.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. I was told Elon is a genius.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
Just. Wow.
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus Pitt!! #H2P
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social) reply parent
The least of all takes: how much do his people hate him to let that be the final, produced, shared product? 🤣 OR How bad were all his other attempts and this was the best he could do? He said his stupid words stupidly. 😏
Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 (@joelledancy.bsky.social)
ELEMENTARY school graduation. He is talking about an elementary school graduation. W T F