He totally had a hooker in his car
He totally had a hooker in his car
As honest as I can get: Gavin's platform hijacking stuff is very good; redistricting is excellent. But the podcast/transphobia stuff is obviously designed to get attacked from the left to impress "the middle" because HE THINKS IT HELPS HIS AMBITION. It's our job to prove he's wrong about that.
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
Still think it’s amazing the right whined for years about an old president then eagerly re-elected a guy we all sort of believe died on the toilet in recent days.
RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
Brief 🧵, as someone who has studied mass shootings for 13 years: -gender does not cause them -SSRIs, no -mental illness, no -internet/gaming, no Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo: suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges don’t want to
If your business can’t succeed without stealing then it should obviously fail.
Slavery. He’s proposing slavery.
Less SSRIs and more AI is the route to higher suicide rates.
Weird coincidence that he rages most hotly at public officials who are black women.
Ignoring the power and problems of privilege is precisely what got us into this mess.
Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files
The Gaza Famine is the world’s famine. A preventable, predictable famine. Enough. Ceasefire. Open all crossings, north and south. Let us get food in, unimpeded and at massive scale.
Fascists are taking over the US in real time and, unless I missed it, there hasn't been a single popular protest song about it.
Here, fixed it.
She is standing in front of a structure built by enslaved people.
There's a genocide in Palestine.
This is nazi logic. The Nazis would redistribute the confiscated property of Jews to the German populace as an incentive to support their mass deportation to concentration camps.
The people who are *still* making a massive deal about having to go to the doctor and get a shot think historians made too big a deal out of **slavery**
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...
On the other hand, if I was having an allergic reaction to something, I’d vastly prefer to be treated by someone who is mired in hatred for the president rather than someone who thinks motherfuckin RFK Jr. is having some sort of success in his post.
New— Nazis with giant swastika flags marched in downtown Indianapolis on Saturday with two police escorts. They shouted “white power” and said to the woman who took this video (reshared here with her permission) “fuck you, n***** bitch.” Police did not intervene. I cannot find local news coverage.
I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
Lmfao
What’s craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there
From my cold dead hands #SandwichGuyDidNothingWrong
The conservative assertion that there is a crisis of masculinity in America is best understood as a confession
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
RFK Jr must resign and I believe those of us who work in healthcare, public health, health research, or any related field should demand his resignation
True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing. Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter. Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵 x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City
Al Jazeera correspondent Anas al-Sharif was killed in an Israeli strike, while he and other journalists were inside their tent
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
Naming one of your grandparents would probably hit harder if you didn’t get a lot of people’s grandparents killed and then tried to cover it up
"Zohran Mamdani is a job-killer, not a job-creator," continued Andrew Cuomo. "Not like me. I've created jobs. Mortuaries, mass grave facilities managers, trauma therapists, pepper spray salespeople, sexual assault hotline operators -- they'll all tell you. That's what I told my good friend Don."
Reiterating that this strategy is duplicating the example of concentration camps in 1890s Cuba, when Spain forced residents to evacuate contested areas and congregate in approved detention sites, eventually killing more than 100,000 civilians—primarily through starvation, malnutrition, and disease.
“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of? The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
I'm shocked it took this long.
I'm just thinking about some family of mine that said Cuomo would stand up to Trump...
What fucking culture is that, exactly, as if I didn't already know. @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.
We could have had cancer vaccines, and instead the United States will contribute nothing whatsoever to mRNA research, condemning millions of people worldwide to unnecessary illness and death
Do a flip
who told us about her? her VICTIMS, you disingenuous hack. it takes a lot to gast my flabbers these days but even i can’t believe they’re seriously gonna try this revisionist history shit about a woman who aided and abetted in the rape of children.
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
Pants pissing nazis lol
I think people should know that the sitting president raped children even if he doesn’t get impeached
We absolutely should not become numb to this
2 points here: 1) There's no statute of limitations in New York for Ghislaine Maxwell's crimes (maybe also options in New Mexico and Florida). A pardon can't stop state prosecutions. 2) We just got another reason to release the Epstein files: so the public can test Maxwell's truthfulness.
yes America's favorite pastime is falling on their face
NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
Hulk Hogan's last unsent tweet is wild
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
Absolute rage from audience member. “Is that your fucking legacy?! You bow down to a fucking pedophile!”
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
Hulk Hogan in Hell: Day 01
her cornea ripped when she saw how many times trump is mentioned in the epstein files and her eyes popped out from the socket and made a “BOOOOOOOOOING” sound
Hey, while MAGA is finally getting all this info on the Trump/Epstein history, someone should show them the Linda McMahon ring boy scandal since they probably haven’t heard of that either
Drink up Pete
cBs FiRed CoLbERt bEcAuSe hIs ShOw WaSn'T pRoFiTaBlE 🥴
This from the man who wants to ban trans women from participating in women's sports on the grounds that women need to be protected in locker rooms.
we are currently watching an entire political party run cover for the most notorious sex trafficking ring in modern human history
As someone who’s been a Democrat for only six weeks, I think this is such an important point. We’re either a big tent, or we aren’t. And if we are a big tent, that means progressives unite around a moderate nominee, and moderates unite around a progressive nominee. Period.👇
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Reminder. There ain't no law against admitting you got played.
CBS claims that its decision to cancel Stephen Colbert’s show is “financial,” but “the network that once made Cronkite the most trusted man in America no longer gets the benefit of the doubt,” @dgraham.bsky.social argues:
Paramount's capitulating cowardice is being cheered on from the Oval Office:
The day the Access Hollywood tape was released.
Narrator: Noem is saying FEMA will look like a mass casualty event.
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
before we jump to any conclusions, maybe theres a legitimate reason he wrote cryptic little love notes to the worlds most famous pedophile
oh so Now they care what a judge says
The public is pissed about Epstein in no small part because he was a rich guy who got away with heinous crimes because he deliberately cultivated rich friends. That's an inequality story. The only way it could be closer to "kitchen table issues" is if the files were tucked in a goddamn pocketbook!
One of the lamest ways we're descending into fascism is when a person is ousted for plainly fascist reasons and they write a message like "I am reminded of the wise words of Cicero" instead of going in front of cameras and saying "Holy fucking shit look at this fascist bullshit"
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Throwing in a Comey daughter with connections to Epstein feels like bad writing. Should have come up before!
cringe and disturbing the degree to which american politics is currently influenced by grown ass adults who are still resentful about their SAT scores or something
Fuck it, they killed him live.
I’m pretty sure “touching more people” is a big part of the reason voters don’t want him to be mayor
When Obama, a relative newcomer, was elected, Republicans derided him as "the anointed one" and mocked Democrats for revering him like a god. No Democrat, of course, said any such thing.
