For as long as I can remember, we always kick off spooky season at Lowe’s Home Improvement.
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For as long as I can remember, we always kick off spooky season at Lowe’s Home Improvement.
I feel like if anyone owes you deference, it should be for opinions about buildings named after your family? And wrasslin?
Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election.
New yard sign arrived. My neighbors better pay attention!
If someone went back in time and told Al Gore how exhausting the internet would be come in 2025, do you think he still would have invented it?
I always thought this movie was the adequately budgeted version of SOUTHLANDER. (Not that I have any problems with scrappy, ultra low budgeted movies, BTW.)
Ashli Babbit was rightfully put down like the insurrectionist traitor she was.
Clara Bow for Kid Boots (1926)
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Amen. As the GITMOs & 'Alligator Alcatrazes' continue to grow, so will the list of people who will be sent to them. It's the same fallacy that is consuming the moderate LGB's who think by betraying the T, they will be spared.
Correct.
A fight over community lending represents a small but pivotal test case of the Trump administration's willingness to cross the voters who powered the president’s 2024 victory, Toluse Olorunnipa reports.
Come for @itsthehippocket.bsky.social’s examination of three great anime films, stay for @drewmcweeny.com’s review of SPEED RACER, which I claim is the Best Film of the 21st Century. I said it, I meant it.
I love new comic book day so much.
Out today!
One aspect of fascism we talk about the least: It causes a lot of people to sell out neighbors and kin alike for what amounts to really shitty candy. Just like Edmund in Narnia. Think about that as the CEOs line up to kiss Trump’s shoe.
Or Edmund was such an insufferable dick that he betrayed his siblings for shitty candy?
Anything more needlessly racist than the judging on LEGO MASTERS?
The funniest thing about the angry dudes who will invariably beef with this headline is that they have been their own 'self-partners' for most of their lives.
This is mostly true, but we must also be prepared for the Moral Cephalopods out there who are ready to ooze through any crack of their righteous facade.
Yes. But at the same time, also a very un-racist casting decision to put Glover in the lead. He carries the movie and you ultimately believe in his ability to square up with the predator in ways the paramilitary troops could not. Totally earns the respect his opponents give him in the end.
Predator 2 is my kind of bad sequel: Flawed execution, great ideas.
His Wiki says he was raised in the faith. Just shocked anyone could make as many comics as he has without drinking coffee.
Mile Allred is LDS?!?!? 🤯 TBH, this isn’t even a revelation that causes a lot of past events or details to make sense. Had no fucking idea. Wizard Magazine never said a word!
Supreme leader’s got this whole inflation thing under control.
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Reading about mutant zombie deer sightings near my home and then going to work like everything is all right.
When Rings finds its way, it starts to really cook. Especially the Celebrimbor stuff in season two. And what a name!
Question: Was MTV really killed by changes in the ways Nielsen tracked viewers?
Lugosi does look a lot like his most beloved idol.
THE CRUELTY… ICE snatched a high school student while he was walking his dog. Agents tied his dog to a tree and, and for extra fuckery, unclipped the collar—letting him run loose on a busy street. According to family, agents joked during his arrest, laughing about the $2,500 they just secured.
I am saying!!!!
Invisible Hand, inc will reassign a guy to a more deadly police precinct with the expressed purpose of killing him, all so they can force him to work after death as a cyborg police officer.
Low key the best part about Moonrise Kingdom.
My kid LOVES Ninjago Dragons. She'll be stoked to know there's a new show about them.
What this means for Disney World in five years:
How Sony feels knowing they sold off KPop Demon Hunters to Netflix for scrap parts, only for it to become the biggest animated movie of the summer. Were they worried it was 'too woke'? Did they not have someone under the age of 30 who could tell them this was a really, really bad idea?
Sorta. I was a member of Up With People, a multinational youth org mocked and derided by such programs as South Park and The Simpsons. We traveled the world and performed live multicultural song and reviews that included stilt walkers, light shows, and the like.
Yesterday was kind of a stressful one, so I was hugging my wife to feel better. But as I did this, my dog started pawing my hand because he wanted a hug, too. So we picked him up for a group hug, and he was beyond elated. Really a top five dog moment in my life!
Dogs love people with big laps and who share snacks. So I bet this dog really loved Orson Welles.
This font is giving me classic Muppet vibes.
Folks gripe when celebrity guests do this at fan conventions. They need to learn that it's taxing to shake hands and hug a bunch of strangers all day -- especially many con attendees who are simultaneously demanding while also hygiene optional (to put it mildly). It's work. Let them get paid.
I have a friend who typically has serious film takes. And he was resolute that it should have been Pro Wrasslin superstar Bill Goldberg.
MARVEL EXEC: So hear me out... let's make a third Civil War miniseries, only this time it's set during the ACTUAL Civil War! And people are gonna shit themselves when they find out whose side Tony picks!
I knew it!
Sorry Joe Rogan, the government didn't 'fail you.' They are doing exactly what they promised they would. You were just too stupid to believe them.
Yup. Moving along smoothly, folks.
I don't think it's an accident that she has Joe Biden's face mixed with Trump's ruddy, awful attempt to conceal his baldness.
I see the next phase in our collective Hell-sim is moving a long at a decent pace.
No one wants to vacation in Blumpkin County, USA no more?
I concur 🙂↕️ #TaskmasterMentioned
I’ve had a difficult time celebrating the ‘edgy’ return of South Park for several reasons — the biggest one being that when the nation is dominated by the Cartman mindset, the show feels less like a comedy than an explanation of how we got here. It’s ‘the Archie Bunker effect’ writ large.
Their cope to The Trump Years 1.0 was five seasons of lazy weed episodes, and admitting Al Gore wasn’t wrong about ‘Man Bear Pig.’ Felt like a depressed reflection of guilt, because it sure as fuck wasn’t funny.
She looks like Beetlejuice disguised as a Kentucky Colonel.
I grew up in the American south, a place where so many working class white people celebrate the 'legacy' of ancestors who died facedown in the mud for no reason than to preserve the wealth of plantation owners. Sad the mental fallacy of the white working class dupe is not exclusive to my region.
I thought this was pro wrestler Razor Ramon.
How quickly America moved from "we're going to remove immigrants with criminal records" to "citizens need to stay inside if they don't want to get arrested."
The best part about this terrible terrible review: A grown man who leaves his house often to review pizzas, planned his entire weekend around watching a movie at home on streaming -- despite the fact that it's brand new and playing exclusively in cinemas. Stick to eating pizzas, guy.
And even if you are right, like just shut up anyway.
Yes. Especially since the "advent" of ChatGPT
And just wait until the kids read what happens to Noah after he gets off his boat....
The Old Testament is a violent orgy of grisly violence and deviant sex. Even my children's Bible that my parents gave me when I was five couldn't sugar coat that shit.
The comics rack at the grocery store used to be a wild place.
BREAKING: BlueSky announces plans to open a theme park inspired by the social media platform and its community.
The villain in this movie is a ghoulish narcissist, who not only embodies Trump, but also Biden, McConnell, Pelosi, Schumer, and every older politician who would rather watch the world burn than retire. The victims? Representations of Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, and Alphas.
Weapons presents the horrors of decaying elders too selfish to cede power to younger people, and the devastation this power grab yields for our communities. Strip multiple generations of their potential to live and lead their own lives and what do you have left? Weapons ready to explode.
Was almost a Tim Burton movie instead of Mars. Would have loved to see what he could do with some stop motion puppets.
I was writer Ian Flynn’s RA back in college. Easily the best case scenario for the life of a hardcore sonic fan.
Would love it if they animated these as a miniseries.
True power.
The cure for Infinite Sadness? Infinite carbs.
Eddington 2: Meet the AI Vegans
Forwards? Or backwards? That is the question.
trump on the roof. sounds crazy, no? but here in our little village of washington dc, you might say every one of us is a trump on the roof. trying to scratch out a comment to reporters without breaking his neck. Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous? We stay because America is our home
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Not saying anything about the movie as a whole, but I bet the guy who wrote the main theme for the Police Academy movies felt pretty good about himself when he handed over the final draft.
Got a Dropbox for this one?
"One of the reasons the epidemic of violence against women is so unacknowledged is because cases like these are talked about individually, and often treated as though they are shocking aberrations rather than part of a pervasive pattern that operates at all levels of society."
Stoked! During the period of his time when he was a disgraced minister, my dad would pick up substitute preaching gigs at regional churches on Sundays where their regular preachers were out sick or on vacation. I loved those trips because they had Chick Tracts that my regular church didn't carry.
There’s the biography I would love to read.
It's the pocket of the multiverse where Wolverine is Australian!
I typically love the Coen Bros. Even the films that most people hate. So believe me when I say that I tried, but I really just don't like RAISING ARIZONA very much. It might be the movie of theirs I enjoy the least.
It’s definitely in the top three worst things about fascism for sure!!!
BREAKING: BlueSky unveiled plans for an all new theme park.
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
Literally raced to get this before my plane took off! I feel like Indiana Jones. Whew!
80s style childhood? So like the MCDonalds have areas where you can smoke indoors?
Mamdani! Such a terrible mayor! These violent crimes are his fault! What?!? He's not mayor yet? It doesn't matter!!!!
At an airport RN. Someone just got tossed off a plane for refusing to get off her phone before take off. They are now in a shouting argument with the staff. TSA is being called, and I suspect this lady is about to find out there's worse things than being thrown off a plane. #CanWeCoolIt
One RESKEET = one opinion about the ALIEN(S) franchise* *until I get bored
Because he’s a poor man’s idea of ‘a great business man,’ and could never broker such a deal to end two conflicts he played a major role in starting.
Every day, our country asks us the question: Does a maniac’s right to purchase semiautomatic riffles outweigh everyone else’s right to go to school, work, the grocery store, or even church. I’m sad to say the answer will always be yes.
You writing a Shamus book next?
Yet another “devout Christian” with an evil & criminal side interest.
Considering the story behind its movie, its director, as well as the controversies surrounding one of DragonCon’s co-founders, this cosplay is in *really* poor taste.
🥲 Such a sincere, loving tribute Beck first released during a time when Ozzy was forced to create his own music festival because his industry deemed the Prince of Darkness 'too irrelevant' to play Lalapalooza. My favorite thing about Beck is the love and respect he has for his fellow musicians.
Drop your 10/10 game, no context needed.