You’re walking through a red forest. The grass is tall.
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This is the first thing I saw when I opened Bluesky. While on the toilet.
Pay very close attention. On the campaign trail, Trump promised to release the Epstein files. Now that survivors are naming him as Epstein’s close friend, he’s calling it a “hoax.” Miss me with that bullshit.
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
Netflix did not donate the money. Reed Hastings did.
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭
Bone petite
A man is facing a murder charge over his friend's death after Texas authorities allege the two men took turns shooting at each other.
Let’s not forget that tariffs are revenue earned from import taxes on American companies.
As punishment, he will be forced to play boar on the floor
Maybe he’ll find the team’s record down there
Amazing he does this on the team’s off days
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: we’ll see
Conservatives should be forced to work today.
Listen if Giuliani, Clinton, and Trump make the rule of three, I'm ok with it.
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
Hope it’s a slow and painful recovery 🖤🖤
Anti-union conservatives should be forced to work on Labor Day. Fucking assholes.
happy anniversary of "pepito they shot trump"
We’re all waiting
That’s cute coming from the people who pardoned J6 insurrectionists.
ok
Fuck these guys.
Only I may dance.
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
Breaking: According to Minneapolis police, two children — ages 8 and 10 — have been killed in the church shooting. 14 children and three adults injured. Minneapolis mayor Frey: "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying."
To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
Dear Lord, I really need you to move up the timeline. Please. 🙏
What about the red states that have the highest murder rates?
Thinking about ordering this. Is it going to look nearly as good as their render photos?
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
Send them to congress asap
He looks like that one old singer dude who they keep trotting on stage even though he doesn’t know his songs anymore
Bobby Cox is still alive?
Again I didn’t start out thinking Trump was hiding something truly horrific vis a vis Epstein, but literally every single thing he’s done…
Why Democrats as a whole aren’t constantly bombarding the airwaves and social media about Trump and Epstein is beyond me… They’re still letting Trump control the narrative on everything.
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child https://theonion.com/rockies-pitcher-pledges-to-give-up-home-run-for-sick-child/
🛐 Lord, please…
Sadly, it’s still full price on Steam 😞
Apple TV getting out of their MLB contract 4 years early lol
Bang
Beautiful Los Angeles
I thought that was Patrick Stewart at first
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RIP MSNBC
@merriam-webster.com is it true that the -ly suffix is a shortened form of what used to be a -like suffix
Life is unfair
Kaitlyn Olson is 50????????
So what did they even accomplish here?
Flexed
Lmfao
Now they suddenly care about attacks on police officers in DC? Imagine being stricter on someone throwing bread at an officer than those who were violently beaten on J6.
Another long day… The usual, please
If you’re on iPhone just turn on Reader Mode
He told his friends “he married Halle Berry and expected her to cook” and those were not good friends because they weren’t like Dave, never say that again you sound incredibly dumb
Chip Caray
I’ll break your forbidden door
Mr God, Sir, the ball is in your court…
ok
Penis inspection
Watch your mouth
floccinaucinihilipilification
If someone asks AI who they should vote for, they should be forced to change Trump’s diapers for a week
Can you bots stick to just posting on X?
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
Screw them. I hope they have awful lives.
My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.
ok
sucks
Braves…
Just casually deleting parts of the constitution relating to habeas corpus
Braves sucks
He looks like someone whose weakness is silver
"stick to menswear"
I’ll nasty your company man
Tbh, I hope they never come back from recess. It’s our one chance to have a break from them destroying democracy
Precipitation trophy