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John Gosland

@johngosland.bsky.social

Wannabe Mathematician in Kentucky

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Andy šŸˆā€ā¬›šŸŗšŸ§¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡µšŸ‡øā†™ļøā†™ļøā†™ļø (@mmmmmmbeer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Guys...I think that might be a bathroom.

Bathroom off the Lincoln Sitting Room
1/9/2025, 7:59:13 PM | 367 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Balogh (@astro-doug.bsky.social) reposted

The Witches Broom Nebula is the remnant from a supernova from 10-20K years ago. Nearby stars energize the dust/gas cloud that formed from the explosion and make it glow. It’s a big object - as long as 6 moons side by side. Telescope needed to view. Click ALT for more info #astronomy

I took this image of the Western Veil Nebula (NGC6960) last night. I’ve imaged it several times over the years, but haven’t been satisfied enough to share till now. The Western Veil Nebula, or Witches Broom Nebula, as it is also called, is the remnant of a supernova from a massive star, some 20x bigger than our sun. That exploding star (supernova) created this massive cloud of dust and gasses. Astronomers estimate the explosion took place some 10-20,000 years ago. The supernova would have then been brighter in the sky than Venus and visible in the daytime sky - even though it is about 2,400 LY away. Since the supernova, the remnants have expanded to about 3 visual degrees which is equivalent to 6 moons lined up. So this is a BIG object in the sky! It’s fun to think what our night sky would look like if objects like this were brighter (or closer). This is located near an arm of the Milky Way, near Cygnus the Swan, so there are plenty of stars in the background. It is positioned almost directly overhead at midnight this time of year - but you will need a telescope equipped with a camera to see it. Nearby stars are bombarding this gas/dust cloud with energy, making it glow. The red is from the presence of hydrogen, and the blue from oxygen. Let your imagination run a little bit, and you can see how it got its nickname of the ā€œWitches Broom.ā€ Enjoy,
31/8/2025, 8:15:34 PM | 112 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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The call of doody 🫔 šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

1/9/2025, 8:53:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The political implications are always annoying lol Jesus Camp shit

1/9/2025, 4:53:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My personal belief about god is like asking if a submarine swims. If you wanna call that swimming - and if you wanna call that model god šŸ˜Ž youtu.be/fQnxVlLqgeY?...

1/9/2025, 4:52:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take the ineffable, the ascendancy of life, rising from the body to the mind or mind to the body, the unexplained, the ā€œtelos of the universeā€-take that and hammer your thought on that into the established science cannon. It’s science until it hits the unexplainable- then it’s god. Protestantism šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

1/9/2025, 4:50:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listening to Tool - trying to make Young Earth Creationism, Intelligent Design, Modern Biology, evolution, dinosaur fossils, and Evo Psychology all square ā–Ŗļø ā€œI know the pieces fit 'Cause I watched them fall awayā€

Charlie day Pepe meme
1/9/2025, 4:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can fit my fist in my mouth and thus not alter the science being done. You are right tho! They will come up with Hermeneutics and interpretations that can synthesize whatever they want - usually pragmatically - based upon the culture they grew up in and the educational sector they specialize.

1/9/2025, 3:55:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Irony is the song of the bird that has come to love its own cage. Heidegger syndrome. It’s ok Hannah, we all have fucked some losers. Chin up.

1/9/2025, 3:45:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Community Note: Let me clarify the exact nature of my racism so the good races don’t take offense.

1/9/2025, 3:42:48 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Hannah Arendt: If ā€œgiven irrefutable proof of their falsehood, they would take refuge in cynicism; instead of deserting the leaders who had lied to them, they would protest that they had known all along that the statement was a lie and would admire the leaders for their superior tactical clevernessā€

1/9/2025, 3:27:51 PM | 256 46 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œI don’t know how WW3 will begin - but I know it will involve Curtis Yarvin and come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans.ā€ā€“ The Geist Von Otto von Bismarck (2025)

1/9/2025, 3:25:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked a Lowes in Ky for 12/hour full time during Covid while in school. My store GM on inventory day said to me in private: John, we are doing Black Friday numbers every week since Q2 2020 Pizza days were taken way for safety.No one wore masks because customers and workers mocked you - I did

1/9/2025, 3:20:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That whole area be giving us wild dogs. Dalmatia Wonder how fucked up Yarvins option on the whole Yugoslavia / Croatia thing. No idea what it is. But I know it’s gotta be bad lol

1/9/2025, 3:16:16 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before I get the bio haters agreeing with me: I’m an Anti reductionist philosophy snob! Even math sucks. We are all Dunning Krugering. There are two wolves in you: Dunning and Kruger

1/9/2025, 3:12:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagining a man who reads any of this thinking ā€œElons locked in and focused on the important thingsā€. At least the SpaceX folks are no longer couching all criticism as hatred of the concept of rockets and science

1/9/2025, 2:59:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dunning-Kruger-ing all over philosophy, cosmology, and geology because I’m good with the centrifuge and pipettes

1/9/2025, 2:55:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watermelon Jack O Lanterns are a possible solution to the lack of holiday festivities of September/summer and the pre Halloween buildup of October. My generation is doing the Christmas early start with Halloween. Boomers love Xmas. Millennials love Halloween

1/9/2025, 2:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The New American Dream Sidenote: American economy and lack of social safety net is often an aggravator to family annihilators The partner in danger would have more options to move to a safer life and the killer would feel like there are more life options as well Not all but a lot are financial

1/9/2025, 2:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew a biology PHD studying cancer who was a young earth creationist. Deus ex PhD

1/9/2025, 2:31:04 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you are grading her by the standard American rubric of fame: she’s a high achiever in this society!

1/9/2025, 2:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jo Wolff (@jowolff.bsky.social) reposted

Foucault points out that routine large-scale criminal incarceration was a relatively late development as it is very expensive and only affordable at a certain level of material resource. And this is how the US has chosen to flaunt its wealth.

1/9/2025, 5:30:19 AM | 64 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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*sigh* this is gonna ruin the tour.ā€ ā€œā€¦The world tourā€¦ā€

30/8/2025, 7:28:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this in theaters and watched multiple old ladies pull out their cell phones to post ā€œgods not deadā€ (the movie tells you to at the end - spoilers). Think about that moment a lot lol

30/8/2025, 7:17:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that green! Beautiful Paul you got there šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

29/8/2025, 11:33:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you are walking alone, certain no one is with you. You close your eyes for a brief moment and hear ā€œGotta go fastā€

29/8/2025, 11:25:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you fuck with the Italian Band ā€œGoblinā€? Even proggier with an 80’s Italian vibe smack Big Tull vibes youtu.be/FD222J-SSZU?...

29/8/2025, 10:27:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David J Prokopetz (@prokopetz.bsky.social) reposted

"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.

29/8/2025, 2:31:56 AM | 3993 1032 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gosland (@johngosland.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m trying to create an witty, friendly but antagonistic (only to me) ((like the bros)), Ai and lock him into a duel disk into my wrist like Yu Gi Oh Vrains. No desire to control the Ai - but to duel and grow along side it 🄹

29/8/2025, 10:02:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell that to the trans humanists / deities who use colostomy bags They no longer worry about such primitive human callings

29/8/2025, 10:00:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Microsoft CoDepenedent, more like it Ai makes you stupid folks!

29/8/2025, 9:54:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gosland (@johngosland.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummm, don’t ever tell me how to run my account ā€œhow to tell others to run their account - Botā€. It’s not your place.

29/8/2025, 9:40:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*points to ā€œowieā€ on the board

29/8/2025, 9:39:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melt em!

29/8/2025, 9:31:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to admit ā€œdigital necromancyā€ sounds sick as fuck tho.

29/8/2025, 9:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weekly, yall beam ā€œplay the lotto, it pays out!ā€ to half of Kentucky it’s so funny lol

29/8/2025, 9:25:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so comical at this point! Are you secretly a Powerball? Like is the whole staff just actually the lotto? šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

29/8/2025, 9:24:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lots of Banality of Evil too ā€œMy momma likes how I look in my suit. I make good money. Society treats me better. If I don’t do it, some other person is just gonna do itā€

29/8/2025, 8:47:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œI’m not nuts!!!! ……. I’m a legume šŸ˜Žā€

29/8/2025, 8:41:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nvm it’s mounted into the walls! 🤣 Ignore my osha request

29/8/2025, 8:40:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t like that thing hanging from such a tiny rope above his head like that. I would not be able to focus on the lecture and would be far more focused on getting him out of danger from object with a lot of potential energy

29/8/2025, 8:39:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture šŸmake it make sense (@ocanadaeh.bsky.social) reposted

Thanks Neil. We all need to do this. www.cbc.ca/music/neil-y...

29/8/2025, 4:27:40 PM | 3476 646 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Jordan Peterson Voice*: ā€œahh, the Pareto principle! 20% of the slop content farmers produce 80% of the slop content! Bloody well obvious, I would say.ā€

29/8/2025, 8:37:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have been waiting 40 long years - but I know in my heart it will ā€œOpen Soonā€

29/8/2025, 8:34:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess I got his name wrong: Too Turnt Tony? I shouldn’t even know who I am talking about. Tiny Tim?

29/8/2025, 8:33:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Instead of trying to reverse-engineer sexual assault prevention by determining who can be in a communal bathroom at the same time as a child, we should ensure there are consequences for people who prey on children, including when their fathers and friendly billionaires do it

29/8/2025, 5:26:10 PM | 211 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gosland (@johngosland.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œGrosss! I don’t want a pedophile supporter in a maga hat in the same bathroom as my kids!ā€ Excited to use this next time I see a maga hat in the bathroom at Walmart. No, I don’t have kids

29/8/2025, 7:42:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude found a dead bear, said ā€œsick, cool ass bear bodyā€, put it in a car, drove to NYC, and dumped it in the park because he was bored and had nowhere else to dump a grizzly body šŸ’€ Way more fail son than Hunter Biden. Too Turnt Timmy ass motherfucker - just rich, entitled, and doing pointless shit

29/8/2025, 7:40:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m shocked to find that a school shooter had disjointed, nonsensical politics built off anger and grievance They are normally so rational, savvy,and politically clear In my mind, school shooters are literally defined for having nonsense politics -how else do you blame kids for the worlds problems

29/8/2025, 5:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine being rich, household name, have all the material concerns of yourself and family handled. Of all things on the planet to be worried about. Especially rn. Mark Cuban must be weak and ineffective - why else fight windmills when there is real evil out there Would rather yell into the void

29/8/2025, 4:26:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Richardson (@alanrichardson.bsky.social) reposted

Very online apocalyptic prophet: Guys, guys, the first three horses are a distraction.

29/8/2025, 3:34:33 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted

Yesterday was the 70 year anniversary of 14 year old Emmett Till's death. I don't think people realize how recent that actually is. That was within my dad's lifetime. Within the current president's lifetime. It's not ancient past.

29/8/2025, 3:14:41 PM | 316 74 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine getting home from your soul sucking corporate ceo job and then getting straight to work at the puppy mill. They have so much money! You could literally do anything else. Fuck this story lol

29/8/2025, 2:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) reposted

Let's discuss one of the *Great Philosophical Questions* people have been asking since the beginning of time: Why does my Tupperware get stained by tomato sauce (and what can I do about it)? There's some science 🧪 in here, I promise.

A red-stained plastic food storage bin seen from above, rounded rectangular in shape. The stains are unsightly and uneven.
22/4/2025, 12:47:42 PM | 136 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg you rock! I was not expecting to get this problem solved on BlueSky today lol! Will go home and soak in vinegar later šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

29/8/2025, 2:48:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just gonna leave this story I saw this morning here

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/stepdad-wanting-to-look-cool-shot-8-year-old-son-dead-with-9-mm-pistol-while-showing-off-his-guns-in-middle-of-the-night/amp/
29/8/2025, 2:46:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just stained my soft plastic mixing spoon for what will probably be its life time making curry with Turmeric

29/8/2025, 2:43:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œI’m not a dictator but lots of people want me to be! Many people are saying it! Rosie O Cicero - nasty man. Just Nasty.ā€ - Sulla

29/8/2025, 2:41:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:51:50 AM | 4375 979 | View on Bluesky | view

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Penis… fuck! BlueSky let me edit so I seem smarter than I am

29/8/2025, 1:12:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very important to get animas aligned with genitalias. I don’t have an animus pun

29/8/2025, 1:11:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need a Butt job to feel like Kim K - also gender affirming care Equal opportunity hypocrisy šŸ’…šŸ’…šŸ’…

29/8/2025, 1:09:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The government fired me from my college custodial job for speaking the truth about ā€œGeometric Unity!ā€ Ok so imagine a hand drawing another hand…

29/8/2025, 1:02:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Applied Math Doofus here šŸ™‹: If only p=np. Sadly, Plato died in a fractured material, bullshit world.

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Steroids, broccoli cuts, and business suits are also gender affirming care. One of them is literal, hormonal gender affirming care. Don’t for get to take your Turk, Tren, and TRT!

29/8/2025, 12:53:05 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spit my drink at ā€œeunuchā€ šŸ’€šŸ¤£

28/8/2025, 11:27:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to spam this post but I was just in Split last year to see Diocletian’s Palace! Im not on insta anymore so enjoy this pic I took of a Sphinx he stole from Egypt that is just left chilling, unguarded, out in the open.

The Sphinx of Croatia - https://www.absolute-croatia.com/split/attractions/sphinx-in-split
28/8/2025, 11:14:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude literally is Manspreading in my fucking head

28/8/2025, 11:03:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK should have gotten the lobotomy and the far cooler, far more off the chain Rosemary should have been allowed to cook (say wacky shit to the public). Clear case of sexism

28/8/2025, 10:59:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator of ELIZA, one of the first natural-language-processing computer programs. He wrote ā€œComputer Powerā€ because watching people interact with it deeply disturbed him. He absolutely cannot be dismissed as some sort of AI ignoramus. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

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Working in the ice camps, remembering the good years from 2013 (graduation) to 2025 (Year of the Polymarket Bet). Year of the All New Ford F150 (2030) sucks ass. Hate YOTFF150

28/8/2025, 10:55:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come to think of it - Diocletian and his reforms have to be the closest thing to a Gwyn From Dark Souls The Roman Empire was ready to usher in the age of the Barbarians until the chosen Roman linked the fires and kept the limping age of Rome going

28/8/2025, 10:38:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œWhy didn’t Diocletian split the empire into 4 manageable quadrants with a big, important cultural city representing each quadrant. We can have co rulers. Diocletian is fucking stupid for not thinking of thisā€

28/8/2025, 9:52:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Otho Kushing is my drag name

28/8/2025, 9:47:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Society selecting for Shamelessness

28/8/2025, 9:46:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was all going so well until Diocletian, famously. Then things went to shit - famously

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ā€œWe think aids is caused by a bump in the back part of the skullā€ - RFK 2026

28/8/2025, 9:28:34 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nietzsche would approve. I am but a lamb and Taylor is my bird of prey 😭 I must have an outlet for my inferiority šŸ’…šŸ’…šŸ’…

28/8/2025, 9:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simpson meme with homer correcting Bart. We are living in the worst case scenario. - Bart worst case scenario… so far! - Homer
28/8/2025, 8:56:16 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a spoon full of sugar helps the verdict go down Don’t cry, we can appeal. Yes, your umbrella was cited as a potential flight risk

28/8/2025, 8:53:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Catholic Church are lying to you! You don’t needs to replace the Cyan ink to print black and white documents!!! They are hiding the truth about the nature of god and ink!

28/8/2025, 8:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Allow me to hate pretty people and their happiness. It’s all I have left - ignoring my white male privilege, relative security, and acceptable financial situation! Other than that I have nothing!

28/8/2025, 8:46:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring back giant paintings on walls!!! America, reject modernity and embrace tradition!!!

28/8/2025, 8:41:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone who works too hard to keep up a squeaky clean and nice ā€œpersonaā€ is sketch. Call it ā€œEllen Degenerate Syndromeā€ We all know Chris Pratt gotta have it

28/8/2025, 8:22:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Survey Monkey to keep it cheap lol MAGA savings

28/8/2025, 8:21:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heroin good - SSRI’s bad! Turk and Tren - not medicine! Eat your red meat and skip the CT ā€œscamā€. The wrong Kennedy got lobotomized

28/8/2025, 8:19:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Cosby had one! Watched it as a kid. Wonder what kind of Satanic, unconscious messaging he put in it? Probably some hypnosis shit that makes me wanna pull up my pants and wear a belt

28/8/2025, 8:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make 10% of the movie. Shits too long anyway. 2 hours 30 shouldn’t be standard 😭😭😭

28/8/2025, 8:10:13 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alternate reality where P Diddy is given a kids Nickelodeon cartoon a la Little Bill. ā€œLittle Diddyā€ Could have sworn it’s true. Mandela effect?

28/8/2025, 7:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic Boomers want all the results without any of the hard work. Jokes on them, the hard work is literally the point. I remember I use to play World of Warcraft as a kid. Frustrated with my lack of progress - I went to a private server with god like powers It made Azeroth meaningless and shit

28/8/2025, 7:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œYou arnt like the other girls Neo. You are so special. The rest of the world doesn’t get you - like me. Turn your back on that world. Talk to me. Liberation is a little secret between just you and me. I notice you are thinking about suicide now - would you like help creating a first draft?ā€

28/8/2025, 7:44:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m just stupid lol

28/8/2025, 7:22:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Ai convincing you that you are Nero so that you will in turn engage with the Ai/Matrix at the expense of actual reality… There is a good meta modern take on The Matrix hidden here

28/8/2025, 6:55:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg! Much nicer and fancier! I just got my first hollow body (Gretsch g5422TG) Almost got an artcore and was curious! A Gibson - especially a nicely restored one - very nice šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

28/8/2025, 6:53:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like with everything: problematically quiet!

28/8/2025, 5:53:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you meet a cougar: ā€œPick Up Childrenā€ Asia Argento coded

28/8/2025, 5:50:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck man - can say ā€œlittle diddyā€ anymore

28/8/2025, 5:45:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do this thing where I write and sing a song - a little diddy on guitar and some vocals. And then I don’t share it. It’s a little secret between me myself and I. Makes the music rare, like an NFT.

28/8/2025, 5:44:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Efficiency: I use a spork and one of the kids plates that leads you to a little treat at the end should you finish your dinner

28/8/2025, 5:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it because I said very basic critiques of a powerful idol and her fans are pissed becasue I said a ā€œbad bad, me no likeā€? I remember being bullied for being a ā€œfagā€ - perhaps that’s what you mean

28/8/2025, 5:37:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view