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John Maguire

@johnmaguire.bsky.social

Writer about cinema in newspapers / Talker about cinema on radios / Board of Access Cinema / Film On Paper / Opinions mine, help yourself.

created July 4, 2023

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Fella took too many punches to the head and that's the long and the short of it.

4/9/2025, 11:40:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes James but these laws dictate that no-hoper presidential candidates wear a subtle tricolour. How else is he going to be mortifyingly wrong about flag etiquette?

4/9/2025, 8:11:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many times will Farage have his arse handed to him? Does the arse grow back?

3/9/2025, 11:17:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tesla Ireland’s pre-tax profits shrink by 25 per cent in car crash for Musk’s Irish sales

3/9/2025, 11:49:08 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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what the heck is peatham?

2/9/2025, 10:51:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:05:28 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything except Jane's Addiction, which I for one expected to heat

1/9/2025, 9:33:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank god we're surrounded by water

1/9/2025, 3:04:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrible sound but the screen ain't much better. Lumens, dude, do you have them?

30/8/2025, 11:01:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

30/8/2025, 9:31:05 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wishing nothing but the very worst for Donald Trump

30/8/2025, 6:26:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't F5ing news of your imminent death

30/8/2025, 2:38:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Maguire on Film: The Thursday Murder Club is dead on arrival

28/8/2025, 4:18:25 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have said before that any film shelved as a tax write-off should immediately and permenantly enter the public domain

29/8/2025, 8:08:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does my toaster weep? Is the fridge thirsty? Is that the DVD player I can hear sneezing from its dusty shelf in the shed?

28/8/2025, 9:42:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taxi for Amorim

27/8/2025, 7:34:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Bugonia poster is gorgeous. Proper 70s sci-fi vibe.

27/8/2025, 11:35:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick O'Shea (@rickoshea.bsky.social) reposted

A fine first night of the week on Arena with new Irish theatre at the Dublin Fringe, one of the voices from Frozen with the @rteco.rte.ie, and picking apart 40 years of Studio Ghibli with @johnmaguire.bsky.social. Listen back here or wherever you get your podcasts. www.rte.ie/radio/radio1...

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26/8/2025, 9:40:55 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the occasion of their 40th anniversary, I'll be paying tribute to Studio Ghibli on RTE Arena in a few minutes, and asking what next for the world's greatest animation house? Do tune in!

25/8/2025, 5:52:23 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Israel is deliberately targeting and murdering journalists to cover up their ongoing war crimes against the civilian population in Gaza and Palestine, including creating the circumstances for mass starvation and famine.

25/8/2025, 5:34:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last season's crop

25/8/2025, 4:39:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too early for parsnips at this latitude pal. Wait until after the first frost if you don't want to be snared by your own lies.

25/8/2025, 2:23:59 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: Award-winning Scottish screenwriter Paul Laverty has been arrested after wearing a T-shirt reading 'Genocide in Palestine, time to take action' Police arrested the I, Daniel Blake writer in Edinburgh this morning

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25/8/2025, 11:52:42 AM | 1078 656 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Yorke's Into The Woods: How Stories Work and Why We Tell Them. That's it. That's the recommendation.

25/8/2025, 1:05:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two's *company*, Daily Mail. Three is a crowd.

24/8/2025, 9:33:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be taking a look at the week's new film and tv on the Brendan O'connor Show on RTE Radio 1 in a few minutes, including Netflix's adaptation of Richard Osman's The Thursday Murder Club and my beloved Fisk. Do tune in!

24/8/2025, 10:53:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back when I used to eat sugar, my favourite dessert to make was fig roll ice cream: allow a litre of good vanilla to melt slightly, chop and crumble half a packet of the bould fig rolls, mix together and re-freeze. My blood glucose levels are spiking just typing this.

23/8/2025, 10:47:11 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am only now learning that, in the early 2000s, Peter Weir set up The War Magician with Tom Cruise to tell the story, from David Fisher's non-fiction book, of how stage illusionist Jasper Maskelyne helped the Allies win the war in Africa and it is now on my (long) list of Favourite Films Never Made

22/8/2025, 1:19:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With Bertie's name being pushed for the Aras it might be finally possible to measure how short Irish political memory is.

22/8/2025, 9:40:11 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Building a Dyson Sphere (a hypothetical megastructure that encloses a star to collect its energy) to wrap our solar system would require more material than our solar system contains; more than ten solar systems contain. How do I get these chimps to send me some of that sweet AI money?

19/8/2025, 11:39:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DUM8A55

18/8/2025, 6:13:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ralph Bakshi's Heavy Traffic Paul Mazursky's Blume In Love Alan Bridge's The Hireling Tomas Gutierrez Alea's Memories of Underdevelopment Karoly Makk's Love Robert Fuest's The Final Programme/The Last Days of Man on Earth Jim McBride's David Holzman's Diary Fassbinder's World on a Wire Pts 1 and 2

18/8/2025, 1:42:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Understand the imperative to shorthand an actor's career when announcing their death but Terence Stamp as the "star of Superman films" overlooks one of the greatest, and longest, careers in British cinema.

17/8/2025, 4:24:02 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% of the vote, you say.

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16/8/2025, 1:00:39 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sideline Saturdays return. At least it's not snowing.

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16/8/2025, 9:58:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dublin. It is lashing

14/8/2025, 5:16:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be taking a look at the week's new cinema releases on RTE Radio 1's Arena in a few minutes, including Celine Song's Past Lives follower-upper, Materialists. Do tune in.

14/8/2025, 5:07:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is only the fourth negative story I've read about this chap in the last 24 hours, which is pretty good going for an Irish Presidential election

14/8/2025, 9:14:39 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was going by Ray Kroc, April 1955.

12/8/2025, 9:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pixie's Bossanova was released closer in time to the opening of the first ever McDonald's than today, it's 35 year anniversary

12/8/2025, 9:14:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's giving clear skies tonight and tomorrow for the Perseids, even if that gorgeous moon will limit visibility. www.bbc.com/news/article...

11/8/2025, 7:26:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I hold in my hand a piece of paper"

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10/8/2025, 11:30:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't trust Trump to successfully negotiate the crayon maze on the back of a kid's menu, let alone the fate of a sovereign nation and it's people

10/8/2025, 11:15:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was about to say I spotted Donald Clarke wearing it the other day but can see he's beaten me to the news

8/8/2025, 10:49:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Struggle to muster much of anything for an Emerald Fennell film, let alone precious outrage

7/8/2025, 9:01:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbara Kruger at the Guggenheim in Bilbao

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7/8/2025, 11:21:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will

7/8/2025, 10:37:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This time around, a Kennedy is assassinating Americans

6/8/2025, 6:26:08 PM | 102 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Maguire on Film: Weapons is a hair-raising horror that will haunt parents most

6/8/2025, 4:14:13 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This time around, a Kennedy is assassinating Americans

6/8/2025, 12:21:56 PM | 9 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have done the Green Bin stomp more than once

6/8/2025, 12:20:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps in the sequel; AIght

5/8/2025, 8:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recently learned that in Norway, when someone asks "how's it going", the standard answer is "up and not crying" and we should adopt this asap

22/9/2023, 11:03:57 PM | 226 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tea bags Ivan. Turn the car around.

5/8/2025, 7:06:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pioneering filmmaker George Morrison dies aged 102

5/8/2025, 7:30:05 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was pointing it at Reynards!

4/8/2025, 7:04:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this didn't work. maybe I'm not wearing the right Paul Smith suede slip ons?

4/8/2025, 4:12:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Saunders (@robertsaunders.bsky.social) reposted

Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole". (It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)

Still from the 1941 film
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Your last saved celebrity is your therapist, you say?

3/8/2025, 10:06:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Pop Princess" Nelly Furtado is a woman in her 40s

3/8/2025, 7:38:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I get into any sea anywhere I remember the Caribbean; Anse Chastanet and Sugar Beach, Paynes Bay and Mullins, the little cove with no name that anyone knew in Martinique where I think I'll request to have my ashes scattered, so the tiny irridescent fish can feast and be happy

2/8/2025, 9:51:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Balaeric

2/8/2025, 7:45:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the glories of Dublin

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Take a Rennie Descartes

31/7/2025, 4:51:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 11:33:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So sorry to hear Sean Rocks has died. He was a lovely man and a consummate broadcaster. My condolences to his family, colleagues, and friends. He'll be terribly missed.

31/7/2025, 7:23:56 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you've got 5 days and six hours with nothing else to do, relive your teenage years

30/7/2025, 12:38:11 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Irish would say "aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile", literally, "a beetle recognises another beetle", two peas in a pod, birds of a feather. Being Irish, and very old, it can also be used as a riposte to an insult to say "it takes one to know one"

30/7/2025, 12:35:33 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Cazale mid-70's type run

same dog starred Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) as Pink Poodle • The 'Burbs (1989) as Queenie • The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Precious • Batman Returns (1992) as Ratty Poodle
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this is how they came to add "drawn" and "quartered"

29/7/2025, 10:33:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lions win the series (just about)

26/7/2025, 11:54:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hang on...

26/7/2025, 11:52:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hugo Keeeeeenan

26/7/2025, 11:51:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comeback is on lads

26/7/2025, 10:50:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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B&I Lions in big trouble against a rampant Australian side. 25-5 and the Lions look spent at the half hour mark

26/7/2025, 10:43:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know there were 40+ years between Tír na nÓg studio LPs, seismic in certain circles

25/7/2025, 10:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many years ago I witnessed a lunchtime street fight in Limerick City during which a shirtless man ran full pelt down the street and roared HULK HOOOOGINNN as he tried and failed to drop kick one of the combatants.

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and the eight billion dollars obvs

24/7/2025, 10:04:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And all it cost them was Stephen Colbert's head on a plate

24/7/2025, 10:02:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many years ago I witnessed a lunchtime street fight in Limerick City during which a shirtless man ran full pelt down the street and roared HULK HOOOOGINNN as he tried and failed to drop kick one of the combatants.

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A shiny penny for you Sandra

24/7/2025, 7:34:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can any American trust their children are safe with these people in charge?

23/7/2025, 8:03:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Library of Ireland (@nlireland.bsky.social) reposted

📖 Comics at the National Library of Ireland: Discovering Irish #comicbook history 🦸 📆 Friday, 8 August at 1pm: www.nli.ie/exhibitions-... ⭐ Join #comic professionals as they discuss how items from the National Library’s collections reveal the history of comic books in Ireland.

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Stanley Kubrick’s lavish period drama BARRY LYNDON opens tomorrow at the IFI in celebration of 50th anniversary with a stunning new 4K restoration. 🎟️ BOOK NOW - ifi.ie/film/barry-l...

19/7/2025, 4:03:40 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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A firebrand named Zohran, it's true Made the Manhattan nabobs feel blue. Their high-rise abodes, Are now heavy tax loads, So to cheaper locales they all flew.

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I was there yesterday and would agree entirely except to swap Knowth for Newgrange...

14/7/2025, 4:24:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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80,000 years ago, Amoukar would let the discovery of fire destroy the Ulam tribe. We need to cook meat and stay warm but at what cost?

14/7/2025, 9:25:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're not perning hard enough. Maybe add more holy fire.

14/7/2025, 9:10:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The peace of the countryside on a warm summer Sunday afternoon

I have no idea where I am but it's somewhere near Newgrange
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Look forward to seeing Catherine Connolly debate McGregor, Casey, and whatever deluded gobaloon rears their lumpy head in the coming months.

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Go outside and look at the Moon

10/7/2025, 10:22:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O Superman - James Gunn's reboot reviewed in the Business Post www.businesspost.ie/life-luxury/...

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Dune & Duner

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Happy ending though

7/7/2025, 3:46:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle is an atrocity too

6/7/2025, 10:09:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, this will be good

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I'm actually DYING to see it, if it's real, which I suspect it is not

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I have no answer for you Annie. The French don't have to put up with this sort of thing. The Germans wouldn't countenance it. We're too nice.

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