John (@johnrebending.com)
modern day crime drama film but everyone has swords instead of guns
i like to play final fantasy and scribble really stupid creatures. sometimes i like to play rimworld and rollercoaster tycoon. i am a decrepit man in my 30s slowly disintegrating into dust. johnrebending.com johnrebending.straw.page ngl.link/johnrebending
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modern day crime drama film but everyone has swords instead of guns
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someone had to say it
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dont ask me what this means, i dont know
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downloaded a ghost to my flash drive
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me john
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they should make a game with characters in it
addams family stan account π« (librarian) (@northerniion.bsky.social) reposted
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could be real
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me john
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Huge drama and beautiful ladies
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I need a secret alt
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ok, deal
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hmm... okay
rori d. yapper βοΈπ§π (@caremitthefrog.bsky.social) reposted
american five-lined skink #photography
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im kinda tired today. please have all your discussions on this post so i see them
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just bluesky things
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Hmm...
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the context is oomfs are fighting on the timeline for reasons unknown to all
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im pretty sure im allowed to be nice to you
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how did this happen?
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you're right, i need to start more fights
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ok i'll be nice to you
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nobody has told me im not supposed to be nice to you, so i think it's allowed
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that's what im tryin to figure out
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Im getting mixed messages regarding this
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ok i'll be nice to you
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i dont know who im allowed to be nice to anymore
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ok i'll be nice to you
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im here to support my friends or else
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what the frick
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dang, ok
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ok i'll be mean to them
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the yappler...
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i'll be nice to you
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or else what? π¨
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look at that stance. that throw. absolutely majestic.
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so freaking true
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the synapses in my funny lobe are fried
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victory royale. i need to show them kids who's boss
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i really want a potion
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ive had too much sugar in the past few days. i need a salad
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i think that's probably the best option
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Hmmm⦠is this true?
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Answer
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i know for certain i would never be shaken on account of all the cool tricks i could be observed doing
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what if i became slime
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why is there no garten of banban 5? any banbanites know this? any banbanbinos? any banbanoids?
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go to SLEEP!!!!!!!
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where'd it go?
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they're so cool
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i need a new, corporate-approved brand
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make multiple, i dont even care i'll share em all
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when you make one i'll repost that too
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Happy birthday!!
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im goin back to bed
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welcome back!! Hope you're alright
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hello joy how are u today?
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no idk who this is
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No thatβs a different guy in the picture
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You made it!
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Charlie mention
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Bulgogi
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woah, katseye reference
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woah, is this real??
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evan mention
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im so tired today
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im at risk of falling off
Liz π³οΈββ§οΈ (girl enjoyer) (@secreteraliz.bsky.social) reposted
Northernlion is a true ally πππ
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im at risk of falling off
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waow...
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this is epic
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me royal???
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neither do i
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that's understandable
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I always pick up for john pork
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i took a nap, hello
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woah...
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i dont know anymore
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why am i so tired today?
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the soupler