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John Weinert

@johnweinert1.bsky.social

The Andy Richter of beverage lunacy He/Him ☧ ☭ https://jweinert.itch.io

created July 24, 2023

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Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

Stream is up! Boys incoming!

9/9/2025, 12:53:59 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As far as I can tell, this might be the music only used in this particular version of the dub, presumably due to rights. It originally used Has Zimmer's theme from the movie Backdraft, lmao

8/9/2025, 8:30:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sydney and I have been watching the original Japanese Iron Chef (it's great), and the experience has really been heightened by the fact the theme music in the dub is legitimately good production music that sounds like a Final Fantasy boss theme

8/9/2025, 8:26:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt, from Alaska (@mattfromalaska.bsky.social) reposted

The Boys Are Back In Town (To Stream Battletech) I’m getting more and more comfortable with the game, which means that massive tactical errors aren’t far behind. We’re gonna lose some Mechwarriors eventually, might as well swing by and give ‘em a salute while they’re still alive. Tonight at 6pm!

8/9/2025, 3:38:48 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tama (@tama00001234.bsky.social) reposted

探索(2022.7)

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16/6/2025, 10:25:10 PM | 324 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Weinert (@johnweinert1.bsky.social) reply parent

I like it a lot as a character moment but I don’t find the joke itself that funny.

6/9/2025, 11:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I be a contrarian and say I love the movie but I actually don’t like the “oceans are now battlefields” line and that I think it’s kind of dumb

6/9/2025, 11:50:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s fair. In that case, I change my answer to Major Richard Sharpe

6/9/2025, 11:01:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BattleMechs

6/9/2025, 10:51:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m reading V for Vendetta for the first time thanks to the Shelved by Genre podcast. I’m not really an expert on this, but I think it has some of the most gorgeous art I’ve ever seen in a Western comic book

6/9/2025, 7:33:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel confident that even if we enacted communism in the US, it would be in the most annoying way possible. People posting “God bless America! Revolutionary socialism is as American as apple pie!”. Hand-wringing about China but because they’re too capitalist. Adding Marx to Mount Rushmore.

5/9/2025, 12:54:09 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With how many skins they’re adding I think it’s only a matter of time until they have someone from one of your kind of movie

4/9/2025, 10:59:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liking this post to show I’m an ally

4/9/2025, 2:58:12 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of Matt

3/9/2025, 9:12:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You did great, Iain. I’m sorry, this was posted before I knew about that.

2/9/2025, 5:21:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always have been. She was telling me about the $ sign

2/9/2025, 5:15:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got home from the stream and Sydney immediately started talking to me about spreadsheets

2/9/2025, 5:12:43 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

I heard if they beat the game this stream they're gonna give a free Dr Pepper to everyone in America. Stream is up!

2/9/2025, 12:52:09 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Internet is making you smoke the whole pack

1/9/2025, 11:21:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iain's slacking on his mod duties. He should have advertised the stream under his viral post

1/9/2025, 11:11:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's simple: stop posting

1/9/2025, 11:09:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My viral friend Iain

1/9/2025, 10:51:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In honor of Labor Day, we will be giving the mechwarriors a raise

1/9/2025, 4:16:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe Rudy Giuliani crashed his car just to distract from the fact that Trump’s dead

31/8/2025, 8:58:05 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a great poster

31/8/2025, 3:43:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baseball but with a penalty box

31/8/2025, 6:02:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was once all but gone in the developed world, but thanks to anti-vaxxers it’s making a comeback

31/8/2025, 5:54:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also possibly The Lizard in this case

31/8/2025, 3:23:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen, that’s beside the point

31/8/2025, 3:18:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sebulba (disambiguation)

31/8/2025, 3:16:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m very amused by this Star Wars podracing-themed word search that feels the need to explain Sebulba, and only Sebulba

A word search word bank titled “Podracing.” It includes a variety of names and concepts, including Dangerous, Ben Quadinaros, Tattooine, Boonta Eve, etc. Of all these words, it only feels the need to explain Sebulba, including a parenthetical that he’s a “rival racer.”
31/8/2025, 1:14:37 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This rules

30/8/2025, 6:11:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala

30/8/2025, 4:53:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know he isn’t. We wouldn’t be that lucky. But if he was, I’m bringing in donuts to work next week.

30/8/2025, 4:49:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Award nominated sound designer

29/8/2025, 8:09:23 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt should’ve done this with his pin

29/8/2025, 4:46:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw a chiropractic office with the Home Depot 12-foot skeleton outside

29/8/2025, 2:49:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao

28/8/2025, 2:24:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone have any thoughts on Notepad

28/8/2025, 7:03:44 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They saw the sign and thought it was an instruction

28/8/2025, 6:45:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m glad you saw that haha

27/8/2025, 8:04:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree with Jared, I think Led Zeppelin is textbook Dad Music.

27/8/2025, 3:56:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as the levees hold it should be ok

27/8/2025, 6:26:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has been! I'm building my entertainment district next to the nuclear waste lake

27/8/2025, 5:01:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been playing some Timberborn

27/8/2025, 4:52:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahh, now this is da life

26/8/2025, 5:09:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt went into another room to make the snack stream drink and wouldn’t let me watch. Now I can hear him cackling from the other room

26/8/2025, 2:39:09 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is soooo important, and nobody’s talking about it

25/8/2025, 11:46:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s basically like Bloodborne if instead of Great Old Ones it was water pollution

25/8/2025, 11:24:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not yet, but I did get overzealous with expanding the river and dropped the water line too low for my pumps to reach

25/8/2025, 11:23:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Timberborn has fully consumed my mind. I'm doing the mashed potato thing from Close Encounters of the Third Kind but it's a beaver dam. I'm pouring gravy on it. I'm making a gravy pond. I'm observing its fluid dynamics.

25/8/2025, 6:20:41 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Turbo Porter Jr. (@unlox.bsky.social) reposted

everyone making “Eric Adams scavenger hunt” jokes is doing yeoman’s work, but nobody I’ve seen has been funnier than the actual Eric Adams scavenger hunt

25/8/2025, 12:06:37 AM | 36 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heck yeah 😎

25/8/2025, 6:25:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stream tomorrow!

24/8/2025, 9:38:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sounds so good

24/8/2025, 9:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Ashbyトム ∙ アシュビー (@tomaashby.bsky.social) reposted

I recently became acquainted with "Osanaetoki Bankokubanashi" 童絵解万国噺, a Japanese illustrated history of America from 1861. The retelling of the revolutionary era is quite something. Here, for instance, is John Adams wielding a sword in mortal combat with a gigantic serpent.

An illustration of a figure in Western dress fighting a giant snake with a sword
20/8/2025, 10:17:46 AM | 606 199 | View on Bluesky | view

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Malazan Book of the Fallen. I haven’t read them but I see them recommended regularly

23/8/2025, 8:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sherbet affogato

23/8/2025, 6:15:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On eBay you can still get old packages of Original Snacks with the ingredient that gives you heart attacks, but they’re like a hundred dollars

22/8/2025, 10:04:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture not a vampire (@dayla.bsky.social) reposted

happy "cross orb-weaver" season to all but especially to this gorgeous mantis who was making a snack out of one

a lovely green mantis posed on some dark geeen leaves clutching the corpse of a cross orb-weaver spider and munching on one of the legs
22/8/2025, 1:40:41 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like we also have to get @likeawest.bsky.social’s opinions on these

21/8/2025, 5:16:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀

21/8/2025, 5:13:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure to try the paprika chicken while you’re there!

20/8/2025, 10:04:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She wear short skirts I wear stillsuits She’s in a ‘thopter And I’m on a Shai-Hulud

20/8/2025, 6:33:02 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Victor: Thank you

19/8/2025, 11:03:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to submit a retraction from last night's stream: it's the Wraith, not the Vulture, that has the crazy vocal fry youtu.be/VGzur63REVk?...

19/8/2025, 8:37:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got my first dental crown. Temporary today, final one in a few weeks

19/8/2025, 5:38:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

John tells Matt what to click, Matt's clicks tell the pilots what to do, the pilots tell the mech to do it, I tell the chat about Guns N' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. Is this the craziest stream on Twitch? "It don't really matter, guess you'll find out for yourself"! twitch.tv/mattfromalaska

19/8/2025, 12:53:26 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Audio logs that you pick up would be very funny in this game.

18/8/2025, 4:31:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What da

18/8/2025, 4:01:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt, from Alaska (@mattfromalaska.bsky.social) reposted

It’s the return of the Battletech stream, part two, the second chapter. @johnweinert1.bsky.social and I are back tonight at 6, and we should actually make it to the meat of the game this time; no more tutorials, no more character dialogue -we’re skipping all that from now on, just as developers want

18/8/2025, 3:57:53 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture morrowind.txt (@morrowind-txt.bsky.social) reposted

Rumors flow from the House of Troubles, Disciple.

18/8/2025, 5:30:07 AM | 22 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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With strange eons even death may be canceled

17/8/2025, 6:17:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Sasquatch, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

17/8/2025, 5:34:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rocks

17/8/2025, 5:28:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But yeah, I’ve taken to watching his videos while I eat breakfast before I go to work

16/8/2025, 11:17:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man, and I just got this with Wolf on Monday during the stream!

16/8/2025, 9:59:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jamesgameboy.bsky.social This video, clipped at a particular moment: youtu.be/RdvobAu2Zvg?...

16/8/2025, 3:31:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buy ‘em a drink, maybe they’ll tell you

15/8/2025, 2:16:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s always time for a smoke

14/8/2025, 1:12:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to pretty actively play the Discworld MUD a few years ago. Maybe I should get back into it

13/8/2025, 6:18:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also if they haven’t been cohabiting before being married, they might talk about stuff related to living together (I was curious about the statistics on this, and apparently in ~70-75% of recent marriages the couple were already living together).

13/8/2025, 5:59:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much better their wedding was than other weddings they’ve been to

13/8/2025, 5:52:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt, from Alaska (@mattfromalaska.bsky.social) reposted

Stream is live, we’re on in ten minutes twitch.tv/mattfromalaska

12/8/2025, 12:51:09 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is perfect practice actually, because heat management is one of the core mechanics of the game, lol

11/8/2025, 7:34:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt, from Alaska (@mattfromalaska.bsky.social) reposted

John and I were specifically waiting for the hottest day of the year to start the stream - hopefully these mechs have A/C! The Battletech Stream begins tonight at 6pm PDT. Let’s all avoid overheating with the adrenaline pumping action of turn-based tactical strategy 🥵

11/8/2025, 4:40:41 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keanu_reevebooks (@jamesgameboy.bsky.social) reposted

I just remembered that the stream starts again on Monday

9/8/2025, 6:47:54 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you’re missing something. You should pick up Love

10/8/2025, 6:20:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wearing my Wikipedia hat to the aquarium as a show of dominance to all the other neurodivergents

8/8/2025, 11:53:16 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rewatched The Sting (1973) with Sydney (her first viewing). Man, what a picture

8/8/2025, 5:58:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 7:09:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I take a slight detour in a video game to fully clear the fog of war out of the corner of a room

7/8/2025, 2:07:54 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just read the euphemistic phrase “justice-involved” and I think it’s been awhile since I’ve had such a viscerally negative reaction to a term

7/8/2025, 12:19:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Minovsky (@minovskyarticle.bsky.social) reposted

Afternoon Bug Hunt: HUMMINGBIRD MOTH!

Hummingbird Moth pollinating milkweed Hummingbird Moth pollinating Milkweed
5/8/2025, 8:06:20 PM | 362 42 | View on Bluesky | view

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My big-shot Hollywood producer wife brought it home

5/8/2025, 6:14:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are indeed!

5/8/2025, 5:20:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eating corn on the cob for dinner

5/8/2025, 1:57:49 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m gonna make some nachos tomorrow and put the pico de gallo on it!

4/8/2025, 5:53:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I put it up on the big tv, and everything

4/8/2025, 5:52:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I see

4/8/2025, 5:40:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view