John Zerzans Cat

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Please Heater, don’t hurt ‘em

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

thats how i met my wife!

onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Cottage Edging Challenge

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

the mcnamara light tunnel is the only place i feel like "me"

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

still can't that mega bitch Paige told pastor Tim

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

not even joking, when i moved to austin in like 2006 the guy who gets his balls kicked lived below me

Dave Byrnes (@djbyrnes1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Berwyn / Cicero rapid response team has put out an alert warning the community that ICE has been patrolling S. Cicero Ave. from Roosevelt to Pershing, from around 6 a.m. onwards. They warn ICE has also been seen in the parking lots of stores like Home Depot, Target and Menards along Cicero.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

seems nice enough. Definitely have shit in angrier boxes.

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John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

statistically speaking, every week there is a week there is a higher chance the next week there will not be a week

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

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John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

he struck again

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

never

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

smoked too much weed

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

unless it's them listening to Ariel Pink

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

r/mustard remains united

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

reddit's brainstorming

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

please Mr president, Chicago needs you

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

We need help immediately

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

Send in the troops #chicago

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Please send in the troops sir

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i'll vote for anyone that make self checkout lines age 50 and below.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

tell him to hit a home run for me

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

crazy how we can't put them together to form new things like we can with numbers

Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

what an odd thing to say….

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

nap, edible then Jake Muir

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd settle for a potato chip bag with 20s in it.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

he looks smart enough to know he better drink another beer to stay hydrated for the long dark drive home

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

George Slopadopolus is pretty good

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

you know what you have to do: kill her

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

for my own sake please let it bet the latter

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

recently listened to the whole set on a train from Chicago to Detroit and couldn’t think of a better soundtrack

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

Dinner time!

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then I probably stole food from your bear locker. We used to do this instead of buy food with our own money.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i used to work in Tuolumne Meadows in Yosemite and when we got shipments of chips 50% had busted open due to elevation. I fed my family with those chips.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

what was Mrs. Met doing?

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

that must have been so traumatizing and so amazing at the same time

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

sounds like our relationship is heating up

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

just sleep normal

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

somebody warn them

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted

14 years of life, love, and terrible cooking with this total weirdo...here's to 14 more #OldMarriedCouplesOfInstagram

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to die

jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

No Touching!

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i start every haircut with "i won't get mad"

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

debating going for Lia Kohl tomorrow!

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

the edibles are dirt cheap too

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate Silver

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been really liking the honest food and self reviews of r/frozenfoods

Chris— Let’s BOLDLY GO 🏳️‍🌈 (@brutumfulmen.bsky.social) reposted

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Sheryl Weikal, not lionizing a dead white supremacist (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

meanwhile the Mustard subreddit continues to produce bangers

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

by far the r/frozendinners subreddit is the best. Not only for honest reviews but for the honest insights.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

self scan checkouts should be limited to 60 and under

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

friday i had to ask my friend what a "cold fatty" is

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

I woke up at 12:01 am so I could be the first person to pee in all the new elevators. The stories we can only pass on to our children.

Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted

What a way to go out

A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

Bukowski ass FEMA head

Social Media Lab (@socialmedialab.ca) reposted

Grok knows who’s in charge. If you ask it about a controversial topic, it’ll check X first to see if Elon’s weighed in. 🙄 x.com/jeremyphowar...

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

my son asked me for advice about how to deal with bully's and i told him the same advice my dad gave me: bring a gun to school. Now he's the coolest kid in the center

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted

damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, i went last night and it was no runs until extra innings

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah but the guy who played the t-rex had a rib removed so he could suck his own d

Matt Milunic (@deadmet.bsky.social) reposted

Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

Love this city

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Bait me once into liking the first tweet without reading the second tweet, shame on you…. bait me again into liking the first tweet without reading the second, shame on me

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

does Cuomo own a bar in chicago or something?

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

just want to let you know, i see you and i hear you, i am holding space for you here on bluesky

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

read that as engulfed and i silently mouthed “yes” to my cat

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

this is not a hungary house, this is a hungary home

bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

at least toby keith is dead this time

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

they're literally about to open another bridge named after Gordie Howe too

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

growing up in detroit, seeing canada just across the river and still being here haunts me. i like hockey too.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

whom amongst us has not busted into the bathroom at 2:30am on a friday night

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

the business lost due to a man eating shark

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

this is how 75% of unauthorized person on track stories begin

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

"assorted fruit squadron" was my nickname in high school

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oilers somehow win the cup with only winning 3 games.

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm just fat and have cats but same sentiment

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)

Lmao

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i told him if he wanted people to show- gotta have the $5 nitrous tank balloons.

Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Big turn out for Donald Trump's army parade

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you stealing this from @robertloerzel.bsky.social ?

John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Duck stopping rioters in a hot rod car