John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Please Heater, don’t hurt ‘em
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Please Heater, don’t hurt ‘em
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
thats how i met my wife!
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Cottage Edging Challenge
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
the mcnamara light tunnel is the only place i feel like "me"
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
still can't that mega bitch Paige told pastor Tim
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
not even joking, when i moved to austin in like 2006 the guy who gets his balls kicked lived below me
Dave Byrnes (@djbyrnes1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Berwyn / Cicero rapid response team has put out an alert warning the community that ICE has been patrolling S. Cicero Ave. from Roosevelt to Pershing, from around 6 a.m. onwards. They warn ICE has also been seen in the parking lots of stores like Home Depot, Target and Menards along Cicero.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
seems nice enough. Definitely have shit in angrier boxes.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
statistically speaking, every week there is a week there is a higher chance the next week there will not be a week
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
he struck again
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
never
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
smoked too much weed
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
unless it's them listening to Ariel Pink
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
i'll vote for anyone that make self checkout lines age 50 and below.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
tell him to hit a home run for me
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
crazy how we can't put them together to form new things like we can with numbers
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
what an odd thing to say….
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
nap, edible then Jake Muir
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd settle for a potato chip bag with 20s in it.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
he looks smart enough to know he better drink another beer to stay hydrated for the long dark drive home
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
George Slopadopolus is pretty good
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
you know what you have to do: kill her
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
for my own sake please let it bet the latter
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
recently listened to the whole set on a train from Chicago to Detroit and couldn’t think of a better soundtrack
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then I probably stole food from your bear locker. We used to do this instead of buy food with our own money.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
i used to work in Tuolumne Meadows in Yosemite and when we got shipments of chips 50% had busted open due to elevation. I fed my family with those chips.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
what was Mrs. Met doing?
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
that must have been so traumatizing and so amazing at the same time
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
sounds like our relationship is heating up
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
just sleep normal
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
somebody warn them
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
14 years of life, love, and terrible cooking with this total weirdo...here's to 14 more #OldMarriedCouplesOfInstagram
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to die
jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
No Touching!
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
i start every haircut with "i won't get mad"
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
debating going for Lia Kohl tomorrow!
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
the edibles are dirt cheap too
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Nate Silver
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been really liking the honest food and self reviews of r/frozenfoods
Chris— Let’s BOLDLY GO 🏳️🌈 (@brutumfulmen.bsky.social) reposted
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Sheryl Weikal, not lionizing a dead white supremacist (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
meanwhile the Mustard subreddit continues to produce bangers
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)
by far the r/frozendinners subreddit is the best. Not only for honest reviews but for the honest insights.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)
self scan checkouts should be limited to 60 and under
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
friday i had to ask my friend what a "cold fatty" is
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
I woke up at 12:01 am so I could be the first person to pee in all the new elevators. The stories we can only pass on to our children.
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted
What a way to go out
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)
Bukowski ass FEMA head
Social Media Lab (@socialmedialab.ca) reposted
Grok knows who’s in charge. If you ask it about a controversial topic, it’ll check X first to see if Elon’s weighed in. 🙄 x.com/jeremyphowar...
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
my son asked me for advice about how to deal with bully's and i told him the same advice my dad gave me: bring a gun to school. Now he's the coolest kid in the center
rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted
damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, i went last night and it was no runs until extra innings
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but the guy who played the t-rex had a rib removed so he could suck his own d
Matt Milunic (@deadmet.bsky.social) reposted
Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Bait me once into liking the first tweet without reading the second tweet, shame on you…. bait me again into liking the first tweet without reading the second, shame on me
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
does Cuomo own a bar in chicago or something?
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
just want to let you know, i see you and i hear you, i am holding space for you here on bluesky
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
read that as engulfed and i silently mouthed “yes” to my cat
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
this is not a hungary house, this is a hungary home
bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted
at least toby keith is dead this time
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
they're literally about to open another bridge named after Gordie Howe too
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
growing up in detroit, seeing canada just across the river and still being here haunts me. i like hockey too.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
whom amongst us has not busted into the bathroom at 2:30am on a friday night
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
the business lost due to a man eating shark
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
this is how 75% of unauthorized person on track stories begin
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
"assorted fruit squadron" was my nickname in high school
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oilers somehow win the cup with only winning 3 games.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm just fat and have cats but same sentiment
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social)
Lmao
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
i told him if he wanted people to show- gotta have the $5 nitrous tank balloons.
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you stealing this from @robertloerzel.bsky.social ?
John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Duck stopping rioters in a hot rod car