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John Zerzans Cat

@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social

Chicago

created March 30, 2025

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Please Heater, don’t hurt ‘em

23/9/2025, 2:24:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats how i met my wife!

22/9/2025, 11:13:19 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

22/9/2025, 8:39:54 PM | 2645 212 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cottage Edging Challenge

20/9/2025, 4:45:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the mcnamara light tunnel is the only place i feel like "me"

20/9/2025, 4:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

still can't that mega bitch Paige told pastor Tim

19/9/2025, 2:02:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

not even joking, when i moved to austin in like 2006 the guy who gets his balls kicked lived below me

18/9/2025, 12:43:00 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Byrnes (@djbyrnes1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Berwyn / Cicero rapid response team has put out an alert warning the community that ICE has been patrolling S. Cicero Ave. from Roosevelt to Pershing, from around 6 a.m. onwards. They warn ICE has also been seen in the parking lots of stores like Home Depot, Target and Menards along Cicero.

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17/9/2025, 9:39:13 PM | 32 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

seems nice enough. Definitely have shit in angrier boxes.

16/9/2025, 4:26:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/9/2025, 6:35:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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statistically speaking, every week there is a week there is a higher chance the next week there will not be a week

14/9/2025, 4:58:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 9:40:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 1:08:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 1:59:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he struck again

11/9/2025, 1:45:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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never

11/9/2025, 1:39:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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smoked too much weed

11/9/2025, 1:22:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

unless it's them listening to Ariel Pink

11/9/2025, 12:42:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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r/mustard remains united

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7/9/2025, 11:44:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reddit's brainstorming

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6/9/2025, 9:36:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 6:34:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

please Mr president, Chicago needs you

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3/9/2025, 12:49:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

We need help immediately

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3/9/2025, 12:16:41 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Send in the troops #chicago

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2/9/2025, 10:51:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Please send in the troops sir

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2/9/2025, 10:43:39 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i'll vote for anyone that make self checkout lines age 50 and below.

1/9/2025, 10:16:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tell him to hit a home run for me

31/8/2025, 11:50:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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crazy how we can't put them together to form new things like we can with numbers

31/8/2025, 8:52:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time

Brian Krassenstein If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson.
30/8/2025, 10:11:20 PM | 3159 263 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:48:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what an odd thing to say….

29/8/2025, 12:13:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

nap, edible then Jake Muir

28/8/2025, 10:49:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd settle for a potato chip bag with 20s in it.

27/8/2025, 8:54:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he looks smart enough to know he better drink another beer to stay hydrated for the long dark drive home

25/8/2025, 8:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George Slopadopolus is pretty good

25/8/2025, 1:18:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know what you have to do: kill her

24/8/2025, 2:05:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for my own sake please let it bet the latter

23/8/2025, 2:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

recently listened to the whole set on a train from Chicago to Detroit and couldn’t think of a better soundtrack

23/8/2025, 1:54:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dinner time!

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22/8/2025, 2:35:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then I probably stole food from your bear locker. We used to do this instead of buy food with our own money.

22/8/2025, 1:23:28 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i used to work in Tuolumne Meadows in Yosemite and when we got shipments of chips 50% had busted open due to elevation. I fed my family with those chips.

22/8/2025, 12:30:47 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what was Mrs. Met doing?

21/8/2025, 11:30:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that must have been so traumatizing and so amazing at the same time

21/8/2025, 11:28:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sounds like our relationship is heating up

21/8/2025, 7:32:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just sleep normal

20/8/2025, 8:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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somebody warn them

18/8/2025, 1:15:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 10:42:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted

14 years of life, love, and terrible cooking with this total weirdo...here's to 14 more #OldMarriedCouplesOfInstagram

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13/8/2025, 11:43:59 PM | 171 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to die

11/8/2025, 8:13:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

9/8/2025, 8:15:52 PM | 5527 1080 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Touching!

9/8/2025, 12:01:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

i start every haircut with "i won't get mad"

4/8/2025, 10:16:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 3:56:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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debating going for Lia Kohl tomorrow!

31/7/2025, 12:46:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 6:21:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the edibles are dirt cheap too

24/7/2025, 1:02:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nate Silver

23/7/2025, 9:07:58 PM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been really liking the honest food and self reviews of r/frozenfoods

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23/7/2025, 4:34:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris— Let’s BOLDLY GO 🏳️‍🌈 (@brutumfulmen.bsky.social) reposted

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

22/7/2025, 11:52:17 PM | 811 395 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

meanwhile the Mustard subreddit continues to produce bangers

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23/7/2025, 12:02:22 AM | 73 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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by far the r/frozendinners subreddit is the best. Not only for honest reviews but for the honest insights.

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21/7/2025, 11:48:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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self scan checkouts should be limited to 60 and under

21/7/2025, 11:14:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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friday i had to ask my friend what a "cold fatty" is

20/7/2025, 11:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I woke up at 12:01 am so I could be the first person to pee in all the new elevators. The stories we can only pass on to our children.

20/7/2025, 4:54:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

18/7/2025, 12:14:25 AM | 9869 1973 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted

What a way to go out

15/7/2025, 8:22:52 PM | 4637 859 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

New York Times headline:
14/7/2025, 1:18:30 AM | 10915 2114 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bukowski ass FEMA head

13/7/2025, 4:39:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Social Media Lab (@socialmedialab.ca) reposted

Grok knows who’s in charge. If you ask it about a controversial topic, it’ll check X first to see if Elon’s weighed in. 🙄 x.com/jeremyphowar...

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10/7/2025, 11:21:12 PM | 108 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

my son asked me for advice about how to deal with bully's and i told him the same advice my dad gave me: bring a gun to school. Now he's the coolest kid in the center

7/7/2025, 12:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted

damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner

4/7/2025, 9:49:15 PM | 863 63 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol, i went last night and it was no runs until extra innings

4/7/2025, 10:46:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah but the guy who played the t-rex had a rib removed so he could suck his own d

2/7/2025, 12:02:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Milunic (@deadmet.bsky.social) reposted

Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!

26/6/2025, 12:47:02 PM | 3697 710 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love this city

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26/6/2025, 7:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Zerzans Cat (@johnzerzanscat.bsky.social) reply parent

Bait me once into liking the first tweet without reading the second tweet, shame on you…. bait me again into liking the first tweet without reading the second, shame on me

25/6/2025, 2:10:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does Cuomo own a bar in chicago or something?

25/6/2025, 12:29:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just want to let you know, i see you and i hear you, i am holding space for you here on bluesky

25/6/2025, 12:27:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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read that as engulfed and i silently mouthed “yes” to my cat

24/6/2025, 2:21:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is not a hungary house, this is a hungary home

23/6/2025, 9:41:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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at least toby keith is dead this time

22/6/2025, 1:56:30 AM | 7296 1553 | View on Bluesky | view

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they're literally about to open another bridge named after Gordie Howe too

22/6/2025, 12:28:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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growing up in detroit, seeing canada just across the river and still being here haunts me. i like hockey too.

22/6/2025, 12:18:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whom amongst us has not busted into the bathroom at 2:30am on a friday night

21/6/2025, 5:11:44 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the business lost due to a man eating shark

21/6/2025, 1:17:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is how 75% of unauthorized person on track stories begin

20/6/2025, 11:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"assorted fruit squadron" was my nickname in high school

20/6/2025, 2:21:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oilers somehow win the cup with only winning 3 games.

17/6/2025, 11:08:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm just fat and have cats but same sentiment

15/6/2025, 10:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao

15/6/2025, 2:23:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i told him if he wanted people to show- gotta have the $5 nitrous tank balloons.

14/6/2025, 11:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Big turn out for Donald Trump's army parade

Army mother
14/6/2025, 11:00:14 PM | 285 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are you stealing this from @robertloerzel.bsky.social ?

14/6/2025, 8:27:53 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Duck stopping rioters in a hot rod car

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