Jesus Harold Motherfucking Christ
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Jesus Harold Motherfucking Christ
Perfectly intact right ear btw
And if you’re a teensy tiny fella, they let you sit on a NYC phone book to look taller on television
Bitter unfuckable skells, every last one of them.
Warfighters demonstrating leafality.
It’s definitely something bc The NY Times is completely ignoring it
Frauds. Every last one of them
youtube.com/playlist?lis... Jesus Christ, this is a spectacular album!
Ba’ath Party
Kristen Welker & Martha Raddatz currently residing in the "relax and enjoy it" phase of nascent Fascism.
Just gonna be a bunch of Alexander Haigs stepping on rakes...
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
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Exactly what Rust Belt Diner patrons voted for
Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crow’s yacht
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Donald Sutherland as X in JFK
Next up: Mel Hall
Is that the fat guy from Teen Wolf?
Artist: Christopher Weyant
Imagine taking this seriously…
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When he finally does drop the N word The Times will employ Hella Literary Gymnastics to the Millionth Power.
I swear to Criminy this ridiculous apparatchik is actually George Santos in drag
#booksky
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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The Cartoons of Emily Flake.
Dasha Burns is the Rachel Bade of Ashley Parkers.
E.J. Antoni is going to be an unmitigated fucking disaster. Bloody Hell are we screwed.
“If I ain’t Startin’, I ain’t Departin’
BTW- Don & Mud are the best broadcast duo in MLB
Babs Kramer!
$14.88 a month?
He has no GD plans. It’s all bribes & retribution. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Happy #InternationalCatDay I’m publishing new cat cartoons today only on Noth Things. Paulnoth.substack.com
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The Savoir Faire of Boo Radley
Artist: Vaughan Tomlinson
You can type 'Bribes' for chrissakes!
Yes but at least he’s put the kibosh on tRAnSgENdeR mICe
Looking forward to your literary gymnastics to avoid saying that he’s going to bulldoze his way into a 3rd term
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Exactly how you’d expect an emotionally constipated Twat from The Heritage Foundation to be dressed
Hoping I live long enough to one day get in & out of a grocery store without hearing Phil Collins.
Mine in this week’s @newyorker.com For free new cartoons subscribe to Paulnoth.substack.com
Artist: Jim Benton
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So looking forward to the Mike Johnson Grindr Files
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
10 new signed prints available at paulnoth.com
Zombie Newsweek is fucking adorable
He sure af has a Grindr account tho
I guess this is the GOP's version of Swan Lake
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Anybody think these motherfuckers will ever again certify a Democratic Presidential victory?
“What's going on here, is this some kind of Epstein court?"
I certainly know what Elvis would do to his television if this dreck was on
Comically-oversized veneers and Cocaine addiction don't mix.
Theater Critic Bari Weiss...
youtube.com/watch?v=uiVV... Rest in Power, King
Artist: Vaughan Tomlinson
I assume it means you'll be bitching about fellow democrats and offering obsequious praise to rust belt diner patrons.
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok
Olden Polynice tells a funny story of the fight between Dale Ellis and Xavier McDaniel! 🔥 Via: Byron Scott Fastbreak #nba #fight #fyp
This is The Way
Btw--it's highly doubtful there's an epidemic of adults age 55-64 sitting on their ass all day playing video games.
This fuckin' guy...
Tell them they got what they voted for.
Palooka who works 3 days a week, 34 weeks a year shares thoughts on work requirements
Artist: Vaughan Tomlinson
Baller!
An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.
Artist: Vaughan Tomlinson
Hard to think of anything that should be more automatically disqualifying than a character endorsement from Alan Dershowitz….
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We’re certainly going to find out
A lot like when Gingrich helped kill the Office of Technology Assessment in the 90s. It's a further removal of expertise, esp. housed in Congress rather than from the admin state and "on-loan" from the Executive Branch. It's a big deal, and should taint the GOP like buying a lemon from a car lot.
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Masterful Gambit, Sir!
Would rather undergo a Tabasco Sauce Cystoscopy than read about this vapid imbecile
Yes, but he goes on those hideous Sunday Morning Shows and they need bodies in chairs so he'll never be challenged on this.
No battery- It’s powered by White Grievance
Joe Kernen's hairpiece is fooling no one.
And none of them fashioned into Bayonets
NY Times Euphemism-generating machine gonna be in overdrive for this one...