how does it compare to other Austen? I've only read Pride & Prejudice and Emma
Writing the best fiction of all time!!
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how does it compare to other Austen? I've only read Pride & Prejudice and Emma
I listened to ANNE OF GREEN GABLES recently...why is that book so good???? I was obsessed
SMH it's always MEN twisting women's words
Yes she literally saves the day because of her ⅛ wiccan ancestry giving her magic powers
Okay SORRY I just needed somewhere to boil my franks
-- that one Hex Girl in Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost
Good enough to seek out the sequel?
I'm gonna body shame your hoop for being too small
This book was a banger. I ate it up in one go!
ICE by @amybrady.bsky.social was specifically designed for ME and MY interests. Loved every part of this book.
Give the Nobel Peace Prize to SKY DADDY by @katefolk.bsky.social for finally ending the human-plane wars!!!!
Happy 75th.
At the very least you definitely perfected it
The pictures really did get small
Watched it yesterday. Amazing as always
You and your perverse alternative tipping style
I don't remember delivering food to your house today
To this day I'm trying to understand how "you're the download to mp3, max capacity" is an insult but I'm clearly not galaxy brained enough
Pain and pleasure at your leisure
I lone this freaky weird story!!!
👂new flash👂in @mooncityreview.bsky.social!
I'm so excited to read this. I loved her story collection
Duh
I have a new story out today!! If you enjoyed the movie CONCLAVE or were obsessed with the concept of a Chicago pope, then this one is for you!
I am begging you to reveal the book to me
And then three seconds later you were tackled to the ground by two grizzly bears
Where are the two fingers like the original pic???? Honor the ancient texts!!!
I have a new story out today!! If you enjoyed the movie CONCLAVE or were obsessed with the concept of a Chicago pope, then this one is for you!
Our story of the week is Priest Seeds by Jonathan Wlodarski.
How dare you summon both of these songs into my consciousness
Thank u miss u xoxo
Where's the shirt from omg
So many millions of congrats!!
Okay can I hear more about saugatuck as a place. Suddenly everyone is talking about it and I want the inside perspective
Love to exude evil energy while in parking lots
What if the theme was SLUTS
Checked my email and then put my phone back in my pocket without locking the screen, thus drafting and accidentally sending the following reply to an HR worker who had sent me a rejection for a job
Awfully long-winded way of saying Italian
Drop some recommendations
Amazing!! Congrats!
Seems like a good year to redo it!
Is the project taking 100 naps a day for 30 years?
The way I've had this exact conversation more than once
Have you tried crying yourself back to sleep? Works 100% of the time, FDA approved!!!
Just like your mental health 😔😔😔
Were they overfilled or what is the story
What did you recommend??
🤖 it's a RAPPING roast 🤖
in conclusion and in summation: GROW UP
fondly looking back at issue 5 today, which offers four stories of strange encounters by Jonathan Wlodarski, Megan Tabaque, Laura I. Miller, and Jennifer Gravley 〰️ Revisit it with us at surelymag.com/archive
Have you seen the guy on tiktok with his binder of special Heinz condiment packets
When did you start playing golf?
This is the only way to eat one! The skin is good for you!
Didn't realize my story "The Bread and the Bird" is available online, so now you have NO excuse not to read and rejoice in the beauty of my writing!!! westminsteru.edu/_resources/f...
Love that book!
This book was super interesting!!
I usually have waited 6-8 weeks, but none of the agents who asked for my full that I had to nudge ever responded even after nudging
Didn't realize my story "The Bread and the Bird" is available online, so now you have NO excuse not to read and rejoice in the beauty of my writing!!! westminsteru.edu/_resources/f...
Omg literally
I thought nature was supposed to be the most beautiful thing in the world and yet I so severely outmug it? Most embarrassing loss since Wisconsin vs BYU if you ask me #MarchMadness #nature
It is way kookier than anyone ever told me!!! I was thrilled
I love it too!!
Thank you!!!
This is almost exactly how I felt about it
Obsessed with telling everyone how it's 85 degrees warmer today than it was Thursday but no one cares because no one else is panicking about warm air
You ever watch someone trip and feel so embarrassed you accidentally saw it???? Horrible
Excited that Abode Press is publishing my first-ever chapbook!!!
Excited that Abode Press is publishing my first-ever chapbook!!!
Dying to know what's on your list
I was enthralled. So many well-placed twists and escalations too
TRUST & SAFETY!!! Squirm-inducing clash of queer homesteading and tech bro lifestyles!
I'm always obsessed with "The Voice of Snow White as Juliet"
This is incredible!!!
!!!! If you have a photo, please share. That sounds incredible
Thank you! What's your best sea glass find?
#LF #SPF #CliFi Comps: FRUITING BODIES x OUT THERE
#2025Pit LOVE LETTERS TO A FUTURE ICE AGE Addictive funeral cake. Workers plotting the demise of a totalitarian ketchup factory. Taxi drivers navigating a fog-shrouded city where gay men are illegal. This fabulist collection explores the rot of our decaying climate change world. #A #ShortStories
I'm always surprised by how short lifespans are for movies and books these days—how a movie everyone saw and talked about 5 years ago has never been seen or even heard of by 20 year olds. Monoculture death!
White collar crime is so sexy that way
I wonder about the fake accounting of my school "charging" and then "remitting" me the very pricey out-of-state tuition even when I'd been living there as a full-time resident for years. What sort of nefarious book-cooking does that let them do???
Comps: MILK FED x SALTBURN x FIRE ISLAND
#2025Pit THE MANSIONS AT SWEETWATER Liam moves to Sweetwater, a gay commune on the shores of algae-tainted Lake Erie. As Liam seeks genuine connection, a rich man upends life at Sweetwater, threatening the fabric of the community with his schemes. Sad and sexy!!! #A #CON #LF #SPF #LGBTQ
What's the best surprise you've caught on there
Which episode did you watch, this is crucial info
Literally me
It's so trance-inducing
Found an ancient artifact in my classroom today, an old Expo marker. In contrast to the newer ones, it is not low odor, and I forgot how much these used to smell before they changed the formula. Accidentally poisoned the air of the classroom!!!
Omg tell me everything
Why aren't more people on here talking about the extremely fucked up and very captivating REJECTION by Tony Tulathimutte??? I finished it last night and never want to stop talking about it!!!
What are you reading these days
New story from me!! Giving birth is always hard but I'm so blessed to be a father again barelysouthreview.com/bones-jonath...
I'm just trying to shift the discourse toward something people actually want to talk about (me)
Been saying this. About myself tho
Same omg. I woke up thinking about it this very morning
Gatefold vinyl interior artwork 👀
Is this the TA3 album cover!?
What's your favorite sophisticated boobies movie?
What knocked it down to 3 stars?
Just found out "clayey" is a real word. Ew???
Pretty sick how none of you appreciate the icy beauty I serve on a regular basis. Global warming will melt me any day now and then the world will be so much uglier!!!!