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Jonathan Ace

@jonclaw.bsky.social

That dude with a last name nobody seems to pronounce or spell correctly. Mostly politics and memes.

created July 8, 2023

52 followers 48 following 286 posts

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Or when they want to kill Chicagoans (a city that is 2/3rds minority). bsky.app/profile/anth...

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

"But Ladapo on Wednesday compared these mandates to “slavery,” and promised that they all will soon end." 🤪

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Nate Silver shouldn't be relevant after his Eric Adams take.

Nate Silver @NateSilver538 It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for
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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Posted to the wrong thread (whoops!)

31/8/2025, 10:41:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Behold! My 6-month old Netherland Dwarf named Duke!

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Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

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Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary

28/8/2025, 1:14:31 PM | 13499 4761 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Still rooting for a patriotic blood clot.

26/8/2025, 7:58:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Focus-testing straight into fascism.

26/8/2025, 2:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

/11 In short, fuck these fascist shitbirds, fuck you if you voted for them, fuck you if you apologize for or countenance them.

25/8/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 1572 291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Time to go burn some flags.

25/8/2025, 3:21:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Seen a bit too much Gavin-glazing recently, so here's a reminder that Newsom will willingly throw trans people under the bus for power. Also, read some other quote tweets and see how willingly some people on blue sky dot app twist themselves in knots to say that that is fine.

23/8/2025, 4:13:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

"What's the deal with the third-person singular nominative?"

23/8/2025, 2:20:42 PM | 198 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

There's a genocide in Palestine.

21/8/2025, 12:42:03 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear Jeffries is hemming and hawing on a response as we speak!

19/8/2025, 5:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

There is no opposition party.

17/8/2025, 1:53:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody wants to be the first martyr that the news won't report on.

17/8/2025, 12:31:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Jeffries is not a serious leader.

15/8/2025, 5:15:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

This is some Good Trouble and shows how fucking pathetic law enforcement is.

13/8/2025, 10:04:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

NYT Wirecutter in 3 years: Our Picks Of Mortar Mixes To Use When Building The Wall Your Enemies Will Be Going To

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

He's going to continue to get away with shit like this until someone does "IT".

11/8/2025, 2:46:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Bailey (@jack-bailey.co.uk) reposted

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

If the attack on Big Balls leads to the federalization of DC, do we call it the Reichsack Fire?

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Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

This is real I shit you not

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5/8/2025, 9:59:49 PM | 4912 824 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

"Mr. Mack is a writer and a former reporter for BuzzFeed News." That tracks.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

ChatGPT is ruining my love of dashes—which is a damn shame—and is making me relearn the intricacies of the semi-colon; a punctuation mark that was originally supplanted by the dash!

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28/7/2025, 12:37:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

I give this headline one "BOOM!"

25/7/2025, 8:09:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

25/7/2025, 4:16:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 4:24:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@steveyurko.com) reposted

Hulk Hogan in Hell: Day 01

24/7/2025, 4:02:12 PM | 1639 566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

If you're going to see Ghost at MSG tomorrow, PRINT YOUR TICKET!!! #Ghost www.msg.com/madison-squa...

How do I access my ticket if my phone is stored? Tickets for “device free” events must be printed at home. To print your tickets, use the browser on your desktop and log in to your Ticketmaster account. Then locate the order for your event and click the “View Tickets” button. Make sure you have your tickets on hand before you head out to your event.​ We will provide ticket scanning solutions onsite for anyone who may not be able to print their tickets in advance of the show.
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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Schadenfreude, mostly.

21/7/2025, 2:14:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

The Epstein trending feed didn't kill itself.

An image of the Epstein trending feed stating that it's offline.
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Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

ACAB www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/u...

17/7/2025, 9:53:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

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Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

He's still got it!

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Profile picture Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline.bsky.social) reposted

Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon

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Profile picture Max Rivlin-Nadler (@maxrn.bsky.social) reposted

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

"friends and allies see some signs of a changed man" Cultists will always praise the leader. Gutter journalism by the AP.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Fetterman is gonna flip to the GOP the second it becomes politically convenient for him... (i.e., if Dems pull off a miracle and take the Senate in 2026)

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

A picture of a 5-month old Netherland Dwarf rabbit splooting
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWb...

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Note

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

If you ever doubt yourself, just remember this woman failed upwards after coming in 5th at a swim meet.

6/7/2025, 3:55:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. My thinking is too many people expect pre-COVID prices to come back. That ship sailed a long time ago and a lot of people are going to get a rough Econ 101 lesson.

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Profile picture Amanda Litman (@amandalitman.bsky.social) reposted

I am not a Social Security recipient but even if I was: Why am I getting an email from SSA celebrating this legislation? How is this an appropriate use of that ostensibly massive database?

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3/7/2025, 11:44:55 PM | 1271 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

I just got this myself. Immediately unsubscribed.

4/7/2025, 12:45:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Or when they want to kill all Latinos. bsky.app/profile/elno... (Loomer should be lined up next to Miller at the wall. I think they'd have a lovely last conversation)

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

10 years, but the minimum is 0 (probation).

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Or when they advocate for FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS bsky.app/profile/atru...

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Profile picture Ben K. (@benjaminkabak.com) reposted reply parent

SUCK IT ANDREW CUOMO

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Profile picture Second Ave. Sagas (@2avesag.as) reposted

If New York Democrats cannot immediately, stridently and forcefully speak out in defense of Mamdani against this level of fascism, they are a lost cause.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Huh.

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How long until a right-winger thinks they're clever and calls Mamdani "Comrade Cardamom?"

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Or when they call for citizens to be deported. bsky.app/profile/pale...

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

"Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture" strikes again! (and again... and again...)

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Profile picture Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 (@poppyhaze.bsky.social) reposted

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.
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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Waking up to see all the fascists and their enablers big mad about Mamdani winning

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Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

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Profile picture Ben K. (@benjaminkabak.com) reposted

Hard to explain in words right now how happy I am Andrew Cuomo ate shit tonight. Crawl back into your hole, scumbag.

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Profile picture Yuh-Line Niou (@yuhline.bsky.social) reposted

As we head to Election Day, for folks who voted early, thank you. I know some folks have not yet made up their minds. I am making an appeal to you. Please do not rank Cuomo. I have worked with every single one of the candidates for mayor. I will tell you he does not like us.

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

23/6/2025, 8:50:58 PM | 22823 4755 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

electoral-vote.com being down worries me that they're gone for good...

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Profile picture Ben K. (@benjaminkabak.com) reposted

Could’ve endorsed Lander but sex pests stick together

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

I see Andrew Cuomo is trending. I was hoping for some particular news which I sadly do not see. Nevertheless, if you're a voter in NYC, please don't rank Cuomo.

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Profile picture Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted

Job Garcia’s kidnapping by the Trump administration is the top story on the LA Times website right now. www.latimes.com/california/s...

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

How quickly people forget:

NY Daily News Front Page in October 1975:
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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Fuck these fascists.

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Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant. This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

America's largest gang has the thinnest of skin.

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Profile picture Leonid Baezhnev (@rev-avocado.bsky.social) reposted

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Stephen Miller is a ghoul among ghouls and I hope I get to read his obituary someday.

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Profile picture Steve M. (@stevemnomoremister.bsky.social) reposted

"A society can't allow EVERYBODY to have free speech!" is a helluva take.

Thomas Chatterton Williams on X:
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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

No death will be harsh enough for this man.

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Cops fucking suck.

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Fuck ICE.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm embarrassed to be your constituent.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagining Donald Duck saying "Kakarot" is sending me.

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Profile picture Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline.bsky.social) reposted

In many ways, Donald Duck is Mickey Mouse's Vegeta

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

I promised myself I'd save up for the 2025 coin last year and I've done myself proud. Two-thousand more learners added to the count!

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Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

Break the law.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social) reply parent

Spotted one on the F yesterday and the 4 this morning!

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Blue Checkmark Son or @grok Daughter?

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I honestly believe we're being collectively edged by a sentient blood clot.

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Profile picture Second Ave. Sagas (@2avesag.as) reposted

The right's hero-worship of Penny is a complete moral failure and a glimpse into the mindset of a bunch of people who really just want the ability to murder anyone making them uncomfortable in public. Fleming's column is somehow even worse than the headline makes it out to be. Disgusting people.

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Profile picture Jonathan Ace (@jonclaw.bsky.social)

Just post through it sweetie, you're doing great!

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Baptism will now be performed in a Chicago Deep Dish.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgmen...

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Wade Ormont did nothing wrong.

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bsky.app/profile/bnon...

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Is it a coincidence that both NPR and PBS have had their existence threatened recently and suddenly they're doing this?

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If you expect these prices to ever come down, well...

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