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We live in the bubble world now, my phone has become a v tech toy
Wendel from the Fighters Guild? Can't stand that guy
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We live in the bubble world now, my phone has become a v tech toy
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Saw Craig and the lead singer of Art Brut wrestle in sumo suits in the parking lot of the venue.
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Partying in Strawberry for a couple days before busting Micah out of jail. The goof can wait.
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Hope He sees this queen
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"next he'll be all gums"
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It must be so funny for them to putter around for a while and then go back to their own hotel rooms to watch animal planet with a 25oz spicy bud chelada
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My hunter-seeker
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Used to have America Online and now America is on the line 😔
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Our band director was great lol
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We did this and Tower of Power's What Is Hip in marching band
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Oh slick, I'll give it a read!
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I've essentially trained my eyes to dart past it, but I try to avoid even more basic algorithms on line.
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All it takes is one of these and you'll never pause to consider the AI summary again. What other falsehoods have been suggested to you?
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They have a pretty high disillusionment rate, I feel like the pool has just concentrated
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"we are being so awful to them they've gotta be shooting" is almost certainly the foundation
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Trapping a wild Jesus for use in the Carlo Rossi production chain
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Who is in this guy's support group, the Dalai Lama?
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Fucked up that I might use this to explain to my mom what's going on
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A couple dudes from lacrosse grab sodas out of Dylan's second fridge bsky.app/profile/nodd...
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Radical centrists hate this website because there's only a narrow lane where their schtick works and it's one people over here are finely attuned to.
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The left doesn't have much cause to single out one tentacle.
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The girlies are wanting blood and you're hearing it strongly
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Oh shit, that's the Krassenstein's turf
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The Irish cream Oreos have such a strong whiskey flavor my 3 year old didn't want one
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Je sus christ Sean
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The most important thing about this topic to note is that time, cost and risk on projects like these scale way above linear. There's like a half dozen contractors in the world with experience to build tunnels like this, and they won't tolerate any cowboy shit.
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Bugbear: that quip was tongue-in-cheek, and though certainly not a direct cause of poor science communication, certainly can make rigor seem superfluous to the uninitiated.
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Studio 54hz
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🎵I read the news today, big deal!🎵
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One hears all about Isildur's Bane, but does anyone ask about Isildur's Pain
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Deep enough you can open up underground chambers to store water during flood events and pump it back up, but those tunnels/chambers are like khazad-dum and our man's barley punching above Viet Cong tunnel work
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Listen ok it was basically an MLM at that point maybe Fred got scammed. Shitty tenement in Queens full of robes and cross fuel he couldn't sell
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They had my Bluebird done up like a porno theater, and Doc Brown was there! Movie kinda sucked tho
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Kevin build a hovercraft
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Equidistant from a snarfs and a Potbelly's rn, the delicious delimma
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Me with my son on the bus: look at the big buildings! How many people do you think live there? Cool statue! Hey, they're setting up for a festival this weekend Me with my son in the car: sorry man I've gotta pay attention *shit fuck* it's ok someone just almost killed you hold on let me find your gg
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The world needs a fresh lesson on everybody name-dropped in Le Tigre's Hot Topic.
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Dropping a tiny tent on your head that puts you right to sleep
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And I can print straight from there. Less than three hours! And 69g is about a dollar worth of printer food.
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Printing stupid doodads rules, especially if you have kids
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Alphablock supremacy
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Getting deep into the KotH rewatch. This might be one of the best jokes in the whole show.
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🎵 little donoteat🎵
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None of the joke ones I saw predicted that. The breadth and depth of Internet depravity couldn't keep ahead of the truth of the man.
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I can see the jewelry commercial he's got in his Vaseline smeared mind.
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The best episodes of King of the Hill are when Buck is a huge mess. It flexes one of the show's best observations: Hank's devotion despite Buck being an obvious piece of shit.
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90% of the time, that story is loneliness
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This guy found EQ zero. Hey tell Kerafrym I said 'sweet dreams'!
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Time buried the dry loadcean bed, to be discovered by a loadless civilization who used it to run their automobile the Stanley Spunker. Whole planet smells like an orgy fire now, but they're moving good.
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Third Way cuts bonus checks for shit like this. "Oh good one that really sucked"
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Get some clouds up there, put your thinking calls on.
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That broccoli smile
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About 15 cf of helium will take a pound off in a pinch
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Much like Nate and Matty, the twitter-bound left is in a stable but local equilibrium. Works out to be a little Chapo trap retirement home where the fascist orderlies let them out to play sometimes.
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Son of a self-made man, he helped me realize when certain folks say capitalism they mean godless Calvinism
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A very unplugged friend of mine let slip he thought every politician who glanced at the word socialism wanted to nationalize the lemonade stands, and used that specter to justify his own acquiescence to all this. Smart kid, but the old lies have deep roots.
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Pick a lane, pier engineers
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Standing normal Olympics
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Wait until they get to Bourbon Street
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Holding his PC muscles so tight his balls are in his belly, "scream" he quietly demands
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If you do the magic eye trick with their faces his true form appears
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Gotta make it a spodie odie
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Doing the "we killed Yamamoto" speech from the West Wing but it's about torpedoing Cheech and Chong before they can make it to Fantasy Fest
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alea iota est
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Classic plan to foil smugglers: the vague threat of extrajudicial killing.
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Don't call her fun tidbit
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There's an episode of the oft-cancelled NBC sitcom Community where the school adopts a flag with an anus on it. In punishment, the group is forced to clean the KFC eleven herbs and spaces interactive Winnebago. Pictured here: Bret Stephens being a persistent, cheap joke
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Dude from work shared this to his IG story with that White House line about “letThis be a warning to anyone trying to bring drug into America” and I wanted to be like bro you do drugs. We’ve done deugs together. What the fuck are you talking about?
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It was a huge boondoggle and was circumvented by an invading force. I haven't seen the show but I'm guessing there are aliens on there
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they called it what lol
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Hey Fry man fill your eyes With double vision
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
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Worked for a guy who chain-smoked while he pedicabbed to earn money for pills but he also loved Twilight.
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Worked for a guy who got too many duis so he boated to the office.
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I worked for a guy who ran his Keurig boiling into a solo cup every day until I told him to cut it out. No genius.
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Same. But deaths gate is a cool little series about the world sundered by an ancient conflict into elemental realms of mysterious purpose
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How many books into death gate are you
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coyotes are smart af i bet the coyote scientists are already studying it
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God help the people of Bartonville when the east wind blows.
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I keep telling everyone our new problems have old solutions.
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Posting and getting posted at all day is probably physicochemically similar to doing a ton of nitrous
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They're calling this his kid pix bakoon era. A big step up from mspaint nagel
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Life of Chuck
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Saw Lifter Puller and Lizzo on the same bill at Red Rocks
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Saw this dude open for the hold steady at a vegetarian restaurant
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Oh you mean chutzpah
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If Matt Yggly was a murderer on TV he'd be the ones who taunt Columbo all the time even though he's an idiot and his plan was bad.
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Holy gazongas
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My primary couch guy was preppy and would drive us around his neighborhood in a golf cart while he drank beers. Florida.