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@jonessa.bsky.social

Wendel from the Fighters Guild? Can't stand that guy

created July 3, 2023

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We live in the bubble world now, my phone has become a v tech toy

14/9/2025, 3:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw Craig and the lead singer of Art Brut wrestle in sumo suits in the parking lot of the venue.

14/9/2025, 6:31:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Partying in Strawberry for a couple days before busting Micah out of jail. The goof can wait.

14/9/2025, 3:33:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope He sees this queen

13/9/2025, 3:14:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"next he'll be all gums"

13/9/2025, 1:39:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It must be so funny for them to putter around for a while and then go back to their own hotel rooms to watch animal planet with a 25oz spicy bud chelada

13/9/2025, 12:54:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My hunter-seeker

13/9/2025, 12:37:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Used to have America Online and now America is on the line 😔

13/9/2025, 12:17:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our band director was great lol

12/9/2025, 11:54:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We did this and Tower of Power's What Is Hip in marching band

12/9/2025, 11:47:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh slick, I'll give it a read!

12/9/2025, 6:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've essentially trained my eyes to dart past it, but I try to avoid even more basic algorithms on line.

12/9/2025, 6:08:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All it takes is one of these and you'll never pause to consider the AI summary again. What other falsehoods have been suggested to you?

12/9/2025, 6:03:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have a pretty high disillusionment rate, I feel like the pool has just concentrated

12/9/2025, 5:46:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"we are being so awful to them they've gotta be shooting" is almost certainly the foundation

12/9/2025, 5:28:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trapping a wild Jesus for use in the Carlo Rossi production chain

12/9/2025, 3:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is in this guy's support group, the Dalai Lama?

12/9/2025, 3:39:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucked up that I might use this to explain to my mom what's going on

12/9/2025, 3:07:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A couple dudes from lacrosse grab sodas out of Dylan's second fridge bsky.app/profile/nodd...

12/9/2025, 2:32:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Radical centrists hate this website because there's only a narrow lane where their schtick works and it's one people over here are finely attuned to.

12/9/2025, 2:19:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The left doesn't have much cause to single out one tentacle.

11/9/2025, 5:16:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The girlies are wanting blood and you're hearing it strongly

11/9/2025, 4:15:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit, that's the Krassenstein's turf

11/9/2025, 3:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Irish cream Oreos have such a strong whiskey flavor my 3 year old didn't want one

10/9/2025, 10:53:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Je sus christ Sean

10/9/2025, 9:16:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most important thing about this topic to note is that time, cost and risk on projects like these scale way above linear. There's like a half dozen contractors in the world with experience to build tunnels like this, and they won't tolerate any cowboy shit.

10/9/2025, 4:24:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bugbear: that quip was tongue-in-cheek, and though certainly not a direct cause of poor science communication, certainly can make rigor seem superfluous to the uninitiated.

10/9/2025, 4:16:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Studio 54hz

10/9/2025, 4:13:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎵I read the news today, big deal!🎵

10/9/2025, 4:07:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nicked! At the Tesco IDK

10/9/2025, 2:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One hears all about Isildur's Bane, but does anyone ask about Isildur's Pain

10/9/2025, 2:41:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep enough you can open up underground chambers to store water during flood events and pump it back up, but those tunnels/chambers are like khazad-dum and our man's barley punching above Viet Cong tunnel work

10/9/2025, 12:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen ok it was basically an MLM at that point maybe Fred got scammed. Shitty tenement in Queens full of robes and cross fuel he couldn't sell

9/9/2025, 9:30:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had my Bluebird done up like a porno theater, and Doc Brown was there! Movie kinda sucked tho

9/9/2025, 9:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get your shit together spotty

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9/9/2025, 9:21:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kevin build a hovercraft

9/9/2025, 5:56:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Equidistant from a snarfs and a Potbelly's rn, the delicious delimma

9/9/2025, 5:43:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me with my son on the bus: look at the big buildings! How many people do you think live there? Cool statue! Hey, they're setting up for a festival this weekend Me with my son in the car: sorry man I've gotta pay attention *shit fuck* it's ok someone just almost killed you hold on let me find your gg

9/9/2025, 5:38:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world needs a fresh lesson on everybody name-dropped in Le Tigre's Hot Topic.

9/9/2025, 4:48:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dropping a tiny tent on your head that puts you right to sleep

9/9/2025, 4:45:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I can print straight from there. Less than three hours! And 69g is about a dollar worth of printer food.

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9/9/2025, 2:52:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Printing stupid doodads rules, especially if you have kids

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9/9/2025, 2:48:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alphablock supremacy

9/9/2025, 2:16:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting deep into the KotH rewatch. This might be one of the best jokes in the whole show.

Peggy unpacking a suitcase, Bobby sitting with a blanket and a stuffed elephant. They're on cots in Bobby's school gym with a bunch of other families taking shelter from a storm
9/9/2025, 3:23:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎵 little donoteat🎵

9/9/2025, 12:03:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of the joke ones I saw predicted that. The breadth and depth of Internet depravity couldn't keep ahead of the truth of the man.

8/9/2025, 11:04:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see the jewelry commercial he's got in his Vaseline smeared mind.

8/9/2025, 10:39:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best episodes of King of the Hill are when Buck is a huge mess. It flexes one of the show's best observations: Hank's devotion despite Buck being an obvious piece of shit.

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8/9/2025, 2:55:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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90% of the time, that story is loneliness

7/9/2025, 9:30:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy found EQ zero. Hey tell Kerafrym I said 'sweet dreams'!

7/9/2025, 8:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time buried the dry loadcean bed, to be discovered by a loadless civilization who used it to run their automobile the Stanley Spunker. Whole planet smells like an orgy fire now, but they're moving good.

6/9/2025, 10:17:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Third Way cuts bonus checks for shit like this. "Oh good one that really sucked"

6/9/2025, 9:02:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 8:25:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beef the middle cat, not Ray, not pat, saying
6/9/2025, 12:26:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get some clouds up there, put your thinking calls on.

5/9/2025, 10:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That broccoli smile

5/9/2025, 8:23:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About 15 cf of helium will take a pound off in a pinch

5/9/2025, 7:55:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much like Nate and Matty, the twitter-bound left is in a stable but local equilibrium. Works out to be a little Chapo trap retirement home where the fascist orderlies let them out to play sometimes.

5/9/2025, 5:59:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Son of a self-made man, he helped me realize when certain folks say capitalism they mean godless Calvinism

5/9/2025, 2:56:42 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A very unplugged friend of mine let slip he thought every politician who glanced at the word socialism wanted to nationalize the lemonade stands, and used that specter to justify his own acquiescence to all this. Smart kid, but the old lies have deep roots.

5/9/2025, 2:52:00 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pick a lane, pier engineers

5/9/2025, 2:40:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Standing normal Olympics

5/9/2025, 5:11:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found a little guy

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4/9/2025, 9:03:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until they get to Bourbon Street

4/9/2025, 7:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holding his PC muscles so tight his balls are in his belly, "scream" he quietly demands

4/9/2025, 7:13:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you do the magic eye trick with their faces his true form appears

4/9/2025, 6:53:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought rfk had gone leather tits up

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4/9/2025, 5:27:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta make it a spodie odie

4/9/2025, 4:36:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doing the "we killed Yamamoto" speech from the West Wing but it's about torpedoing Cheech and Chong before they can make it to Fantasy Fest

3/9/2025, 10:05:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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alea iota est

3/9/2025, 8:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic plan to foil smugglers: the vague threat of extrajudicial killing.

3/9/2025, 7:24:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't call her fun tidbit

3/9/2025, 6:35:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's an episode of the oft-cancelled NBC sitcom Community where the school adopts a flag with an anus on it. In punishment, the group is forced to clean the KFC eleven herbs and spaces interactive Winnebago. Pictured here: Bret Stephens being a persistent, cheap joke

Greendale flag is a pink butthole and the big penis building of city college is being suggestive at it
3/9/2025, 3:50:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude from work shared this to his IG story with that White House line about “letThis be a warning to anyone trying to bring drug into America” and I wanted to be like bro you do drugs. We’ve done deugs together. What the fuck are you talking about?

3/9/2025, 2:17:28 PM | 428 66 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a huge boondoggle and was circumvented by an invading force. I haven't seen the show but I'm guessing there are aliens on there

3/9/2025, 3:18:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have such talented friends

The shadow of dusk creeps up a basement window box. In the foreground a little orange spider in the middle of a faint but very large and consistent spiderweb. The shadow of some ironwork as well as the spider itself take bites out of the gilding of the sun's final rays on the old building
3/9/2025, 2:44:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they called it what lol

3/9/2025, 2:18:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Fry man fill your eyes With double vision

3/9/2025, 12:13:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

2/9/2025, 5:14:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid

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1/9/2025, 9:55:05 PM | 3349 641 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worked for a guy who chain-smoked while he pedicabbed to earn money for pills but he also loved Twilight.

1/9/2025, 7:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worked for a guy who got too many duis so he boated to the office.

1/9/2025, 7:52:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicked! At The Tesco (@jonessa.bsky.social)

I worked for a guy who ran his Keurig boiling into a solo cup every day until I told him to cut it out. No genius.

1/9/2025, 6:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. But deaths gate is a cool little series about the world sundered by an ancient conflict into elemental realms of mysterious purpose

31/8/2025, 7:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many books into death gate are you

31/8/2025, 6:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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coyotes are smart af i bet the coyote scientists are already studying it

31/8/2025, 7:38:55 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God help the people of Bartonville when the east wind blows.

31/8/2025, 2:20:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep telling everyone our new problems have old solutions.

31/8/2025, 2:05:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:24:57 PM | 82 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posting and getting posted at all day is probably physicochemically similar to doing a ton of nitrous

30/8/2025, 4:58:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're calling this his kid pix bakoon era. A big step up from mspaint nagel

30/8/2025, 5:12:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life of Chuck

29/8/2025, 10:58:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/jone...

29/8/2025, 4:22:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw Lifter Puller and Lizzo on the same bill at Red Rocks

29/8/2025, 1:04:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw this dude open for the hold steady at a vegetarian restaurant

28/8/2025, 11:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh you mean chutzpah

28/8/2025, 8:25:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Matt Yggly was a murderer on TV he'd be the ones who taunt Columbo all the time even though he's an idiot and his plan was bad.

28/8/2025, 12:00:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy gazongas

27/8/2025, 11:43:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My primary couch guy was preppy and would drive us around his neighborhood in a golf cart while he drank beers. Florida.

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