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Professional nerd (C#/F#). Swift newb. Pretend woodworker. You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.parksalerts.com
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I get paid in two weeks. I promise I'll do it then.
A jug of hot brown water crystals will soon cost as much as a bottle of whiskey
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
There's something really funny about how Gen Z has realised that all you have to do is film yourself making shocked faces and mouthing WOOOOW to hit songs from the 70s and 80s and put it on YT and it's basically a free money transfer service from boomers
Return of hope scrolling
#teamryobi 🎉
I just bought a Ryobi brad nailer, two batteries, and a charger for $238. The equivalent Milwaukee package was $428. As a DIYer, Ryobi is more than good enough
A website that lets you select a country or state and move it around a Mercator projection map to yield better size comparisons. thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked. insideevs.com/news/770411/...
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Steak and Chimichurri Crostinis
*checks news*
I came of age in the early days of the Internet when blogs were king. I also do a lot of work with blob storage. If I had a nickel for every time I wrote "blog" instead of "blob" in my code...
Finally, figured out how to bring this gem of an experience to a modern machine and you can run it while you work! #madewithgodot #dvdlogo #gamedev #indiedev
The fact that you are willing and able to try means you get all the grace in the world. Keep being awesome. 👊🏻
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ICE Arrests Firefighters Caught Attempting to Murder Wildfire: tinyurl.com/255zs4c5
Do not want
I have this model, but fortunately my serial number is not in the range of recalled items
Leave those leaves alone! 😭
Enterprisey 😬
Apparently we'll be getting Discriminated Unions in C# #dotnet www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD46...
Still get a huge smile seeing LINQPad running on macOS via Avalonia XPF! 😊 One of .NET's most essential tools, now available on macOS, without requiring a full rewrite! This is why we built XPF, to free incredible Windows apps from being Windows-only.
Season 2 is tedious
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Cowards 😆 www.kcra.com/article/crac...
The numerology is off the charts right now 😂
Rotary phones
Didn’t have thunder and lightning on my bingo card for today 👀
I had to unfollow that guy
I went to replace the side garage door's bottom seal last night, and it turns out the threshold is warped and rotting away
My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.
I feel seen www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bm34Kh/
E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone kottke.org/25/08/004736...
Harsh 😢
Decisions were made
Brb, booking fall vacation to Montreal:
These should be illegal
Shout out to ChatGPT, which quickly created a workaround for a bug in a third party SOAP service dependency. That probably would have taken me days to figure out on my own.
The sign of a good video? I have been sending email with .NET for 20 years, and I still learned a few things #dotnet www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Krq...
Do they still hold actual X-ray films up to the light? 😂
bonuses
![[PANEL 1 - Sam and Threddy chatting] Sam: Employee bonuses and raises are lower this year. Threddy: Well, at least they're lowering executive bonuses too, right. [PANEL 2 - closeup on Threddy] Threddy: …Right?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:watmxkxfjbwyxfuutganopfk/bafkreiaw55rb5pn5fgwpqfvpjxlqeo4lcpk3noebf2xddu6izi5k5vc4ei@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Why does the Foresthill Bridge exist? www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOnQ...
President Zelenskyy taking out Marjorie Taylor Greene’s reporter boyfriend with a single line.
Maybe the greatest thing you’ll see today www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B6jJTR/
Me: *updates time on calendar invite* Invitee after receiving the change notification: "Did the time for this event just change?"
When the local pumpkin farm turns it all the way up to 11 🤯 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BLjHFD/
My favorite post in a while:
freak flag
I always wondered about this bridge debris. Glad it's getting cleaned up www.placer.ca.gov/ardebris
A few swipes later, I see this 🤯 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BdjBXA/
Scrub Daddy comes unglued 🤣 I think this is how we should all respond to feature requests www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BdNW3X/
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...
In today's Merge Conflict Podcast, Frank Krueger (@praeclarum) discusses bringing apple intelligence APIs to C#! Tune in. 🎧 msft.it/63323s3Nah
Madonna and Child (holding apple), by Carlo Crivelli, 1480, 📸 via @newheightshow
noh, by Suzan Frecon, 2017, 📸 via @newheightshow
Ola Hallengren continues to improve his legendary SQL Server maintenance scripts, with a few things added last month: ola.hallengren.com/versions.html
Slightly diminish a band: Stevie Ray Vaughan and Trouble
.NET 10 Preview 7 is now available! #dotnet devblogs.microsoft.com/dotnet/dotne...
Get some ranch dressing packets and a carton of buttermilk and have yourself a party 😎
Just give me a more powerful processor and I'll be happy
Where Babies Come From xkcd.com/3127/
What is Jerry's favorite TV show, and why is it Love Island?
DevDiv was subsumed by an AI team? Oof.
Maybe they'll get it done? Not holding my breath 🤷🏻♂️ electrek.co/2025/08/11/f...
Feeling this right now www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kcASNH/
I had a medical procedure a few weeks ago and required a follow up procedure (*not* wiener lengthening). Total Bill: $4 (parking) Canada’s universal healthcare isn’t perfect but… I mean. Fuckin’ eh, right? ✌️❤️🇨🇦
When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
When we had a Ring doorbell, I had the same problem when I left the house. I'd get a Ring notification on my watch, and I'd go, "Ooh, someone is at the front door!" 🤦🏻♂️
ChatGPT 5 has inspired me to get a new tattoo on my forehead: "Thinking longer for a better answer"
We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.
We got that a lot from older relatives when the kids were younger. If my wife was going out of town, you'd immediately hear, "Well, who's gonna watch the kids?" "Um, Jon? My husband? Their father?" 😂
Here's some educational content
Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you joy and happiness
We live on the dumbest timeline www.kcra.com/article/noaa...
Hey #dotnet - we on the .NET SDK team are all about making the `dotnet` CLI more capable and powerful over time. But how do you usually _get_ the `dotnet` CLI and other tooling? Today that answer is a _bunch_ of different ways. We have a plan to centralize these ways into a new tool, and...
It occurred to me this morning that .NET doesn't support BCE dates natively. A quick search later, I learned that NodaTime does support BCE dates. I have no use case for this, but it did make me curious. #dotnet
It shouldn't be this hard to give you money, Microsoft
Gripe: Microsoft's Visual Studio licensing is very inconvenient for teams with < 5 seats. You don't qualify for volume licensing; you can no longer purchase annual "cloud" subscriptions and centrally manage them with your work account; and you *must* purchase them via retail with a *personal* email
Weird. It's almost as if the public is hungry for affordable EVs and not $100k+ luxury electric pickups. 🤷🏻♂️ electrek.co/2025/08/04/c...
Wicked cool. Nice shop!
Thanks
@johnbull.wtf What brand of jack stands do you use when working on your cars?
The new Dependabot NuGet updater: 65% faster with native .NET #dotnet devblogs.microsoft.com/dotnet/the-n...
@johnbull.wtf this you? 🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ku57JW/
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Sacramento's Abandoned Stadium Project: ARCO PARK [Part 1 of 3] www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVys...
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
iOS 18.6 and macOS Sequoia 15.6 Address Chrome Zero-Day Attack
What a catch! 😎 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kSwmVy/
Looks like that’s the extent of it. Small surges out with now waves, small surges in with slightly more wave activity. Thankfully looks like it’s not getting bigger.guess I’ll sign off…
Water is pulling off the reef. Waves have stopped. First wave is here
Jokić seems like a good dude www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kkpDfn/
Damn. RIP, Chando's Tacos www.sacbee.com/food-drink/r...
My kids keep me young. Without them, I probably still wouldn’t know about the UV index
Sheesh. Ryne Sandberg, too. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8krmAxe/