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Jorge Caldera

@jorcald.bsky.social

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created October 13, 2023

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how can i financially support this

1/9/2025, 9:27:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nooo don't look through your post likes you're so mentally stable aha

1/9/2025, 5:33:54 PM | 51 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

No don't do that!

1/9/2025, 1:36:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire Love Island structure would fall apart with 1 chaotic bisexual

1/9/2025, 3:59:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to bother you until you get tired of me and block me

1/9/2025, 3:53:52 AM | 69 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

And you know I had my fair share

31/8/2025, 11:59:06 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squatter Otter (@squatterotter.bsky.social) reposted

Some connections are worth relishing. Others? Just mustard been fate. @jorcald.bsky.social

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31/8/2025, 11:52:48 PM | 140 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's provide context please <3

31/8/2025, 7:49:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

We need this as a flag not because of Dunkin but because of lesbianism

31/8/2025, 6:23:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

No I'm describing Boston bars

31/8/2025, 6:22:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Each of these is an unserious, made in PowerPoint-ass mess, and it's clear the committee lacks taste because they ignored the best submission

A screenshot of seal entry #982 for the new Massachusetts state seal considerations
31/8/2025, 6:21:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot garbage, ok I guess, and could be cuntier

31/8/2025, 6:17:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok but me and who

a video of two guys doing bench press on the same smith machine with the caption
31/8/2025, 4:05:16 PM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks bro

31/8/2025, 3:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it does though. These are the bubbles I'm talking about.

Screenshot of an Instagram post showing repost bubbles and post metrics
31/8/2025, 3:56:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

There's both for reels, I think, but the repost bubbles are on posts

31/8/2025, 3:47:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social)

I'll never stop complaining about how there's a gay bar in Boston that's easy to get to with a large patio, a good amount of indoor space, and a parking lot that barely does the bare minimum when it comes to hosting and promoting events

31/8/2025, 3:39:43 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Budgeting~

31/8/2025, 2:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

From what I've gathered, all that reposting does is stamp your face in a bubble on top of the post. I'm not sure if it even affects the algorithm

31/8/2025, 2:16:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I do ❤️ it's just expensive

31/8/2025, 2:10:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Coated in batter and deep fried

31/8/2025, 1:32:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social)

Had two fried Oreos yesterday and slept for 10 hours

31/8/2025, 1:19:54 PM | 195 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thirsting over cops on the timeline means I'm instantly blocking you

31/8/2025, 12:49:05 AM | 151 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Your friends are so nice for inviting you!!

31/8/2025, 12:42:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a dangerous road

30/8/2025, 6:26:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social)

Can you see in my eyes how much I need you?

30/8/2025, 4:51:44 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't trust you if I've never seen you smile

30/8/2025, 2:03:10 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did this get me both excited and scared

30/8/2025, 2:31:36 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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friday night oomf gossiping is something very special

30/8/2025, 2:24:49 AM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! I'm so glad I found it while out thrifting

29/8/2025, 10:13:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks! It's my fav summer shirt of the year

29/8/2025, 10:12:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...spelled backwards. You are so right!

29/8/2025, 10:11:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

oooo another name for my "options for cosplay" list

29/8/2025, 9:42:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just a guy!

29/8/2025, 9:41:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

An organic je ne sais quoi

29/8/2025, 9:37:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Long weekend o'clock ✌️

A guy in a stache takes a selfie
29/8/2025, 8:21:09 PM | 758 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

!! Didn't know they had a new album out

29/8/2025, 6:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Which I'm sure was then followed by a guitar cover of Chasing Pavements

29/8/2025, 5:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love when the music played in a restaurant is just "chill vibe" instrumental covers of pop music

29/8/2025, 5:33:31 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't spell groundbreaking without king

29/8/2025, 1:38:51 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Go on...

29/8/2025, 2:48:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't hate the Mayflower flag, but there were several better options in round 2 that had the classic New England tree

29/8/2025, 1:01:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I trust Mexicans to make magic anywhere!!

29/8/2025, 12:19:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Never! I'm just trying to find something that reminds me of home up here

29/8/2025, 12:13:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Taqueria Jalisco is excellent! A truth that I've learned is that the good places are always a bit further out of the city where rent is cheaper

28/8/2025, 11:11:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, as a Texan, I know....but I trust Mexicans more than anyone on the planet when it comes to food.

28/8/2025, 11:06:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm quite literally inside of it right now, and it's good! One of the few Mexican restaurants I've found in this city

28/8/2025, 11:06:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Desperately trying to find the best fajitas in Boston

28/8/2025, 10:46:36 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

They're in front of me, so this would just make it worse :(

28/8/2025, 9:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can never do cardio at the gym because I hate facing 8 TVs with the news on them

28/8/2025, 8:50:10 PM | 100 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their entire empire would fall apart without their sauce

28/8/2025, 1:55:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Desiiiiire, I wanna (be free from) youu

28/8/2025, 1:33:17 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if it helps it was subtle enough that I didn't notice plus it's really just the color you use for the stroke at like 30-40 opacity so technically not a different color

28/8/2025, 2:16:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

That blue is gorgeous

28/8/2025, 1:37:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but look it kinda looks good 🫣

Selfie of a guy in a goatee
27/8/2025, 3:07:54 PM | 83 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social)

okay so the goatee may be overstaying its welcome

27/8/2025, 2:28:10 PM | 66 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

The way they've immediately leaned into bi erasure...smh what happened to beard allegations?

27/8/2025, 4:46:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm crying

26/8/2025, 8:02:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can keep it if you want

26/8/2025, 7:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I'm sure it'll be presented live on Disney+ and Hulu

26/8/2025, 6:59:19 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

They were left without a TV of that album, so I'm sure the hunger is there

26/8/2025, 6:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to her fans rooting for their demise, so they can get a divorce album

26/8/2025, 6:38:02 PM | 70 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He truly just needs time with better producers and to move on from Take a Daytrip

26/8/2025, 4:46:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture boston gay boy™️ (top 100% of bluesky) (@bostongayboy.bsky.social) reposted

me liking your skeets: “aw i like to support small businesses”

26/8/2025, 4:23:31 PM | 104 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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♫ Reason that I had at number one (was I like to) Know the feeling well of being loved

26/8/2025, 4:31:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FreeLilNasX

26/8/2025, 4:29:04 PM | 43 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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bunch of uglies

26/8/2025, 4:12:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

xk

26/8/2025, 2:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Spotify already had this 7 years ago, to be fair

26/8/2025, 2:11:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I actually do really love when people reach out only to ask for something because it means that I can provide something in their lives

26/8/2025, 2:07:02 PM | 49 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Fue tu era de nutria

26/8/2025, 1:41:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real ones know this is a RE-introduction of Spotify DMs

26/8/2025, 1:39:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂 It'll take time, but you're not alone

26/8/2025, 3:22:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥹

26/8/2025, 2:02:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't stop watching it

25/8/2025, 10:49:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These AI seal submissions in the round 2 selections for a new Massachusetts seal and flag... don't piss me off

25/8/2025, 10:15:57 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know that's right

25/8/2025, 10:13:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gasped

25/8/2025, 9:21:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

right like not every skeet is a prompt calm down, random horny man

25/8/2025, 9:20:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi!!

25/8/2025, 9:15:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a gay guy opening youtube at a party is the equivalent of a straight guy getting out a guitar

25/8/2025, 8:58:57 PM | 1053 201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

the holy scripture on my timeline oh blessed day

25/8/2025, 8:52:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Si porfa 🫃

25/8/2025, 7:47:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me acabo de meterme un burrito 😋

25/8/2025, 7:42:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Así se hacé 🙂‍↕️

25/8/2025, 7:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where would society even be without Brazil

25/8/2025, 7:31:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Te queremos grande de cualquier forma

25/8/2025, 7:29:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a stud!

25/8/2025, 7:26:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😳 well I do prefer

25/8/2025, 6:52:59 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kwprime (@kwprime.bsky.social) reposted

say “i love you” to your friends

25/8/2025, 5:22:59 PM | 115 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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💖

25/8/2025, 5:06:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clock ittttttt

25/8/2025, 5:02:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is this the last one! We need more

25/8/2025, 4:36:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Se soluciona tan facil

25/8/2025, 4:35:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you sir :)

25/8/2025, 4:11:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm concerned that I'll look like an IT guy if I do that

25/8/2025, 4:09:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I live in your mind the way you live in mine?

25/8/2025, 3:16:39 PM | 64 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving the goatee a 24-hour trial period before I trim to a stache

A guy with a demo goatee takes a screenshot in front of a mirror wearing jeans and some white briefs. His hair is shaggy and in need of a cleanup.
25/8/2025, 3:02:54 PM | 2191 83 | View on Bluesky | view

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(whispers) But what about Johto, Unova, Hoenn, and Kalos?

25/8/2025, 9:24:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lucky office

25/8/2025, 12:47:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view