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Tennis player and fan. PhD Biochemist. Queer. Medical Writer and aspiring fiction writer. Trash opinions

created November 21, 2024

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So happy for her ❤️❤️

3/9/2025, 10:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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men just never know when to shut up

3/9/2025, 9:19:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is the women’s doubles schedule so dumb? If Venus had won she would have played 3 days in a row in a 15 day tournament …

3/9/2025, 9:13:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iga loses a set, Iga goes to take a massive poop. Every single set she’s ever lost

3/9/2025, 9:12:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swiatek took a couple of steps back in these last 2 points and suddenly getting balls back

3/9/2025, 8:59:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anisimova the better player in this first set but whilst they both look stressed af, you wouldn’t bet against Iga being the one to focus on the big points

3/9/2025, 8:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know Anisimova has the best BHDTL in the world but you can hit it cross court lol.

3/9/2025, 8:43:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muchova Osaka is a match up that’s happened at the last 3 hard court slams… rivalries

3/9/2025, 8:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That slider to Swiatek’s forehand is gonna get Amanda all the points on both sides

3/9/2025, 8:30:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he was very poor at the tail end of sets tonight. FAA steps up but Demon blinked hard

3/9/2025, 8:29:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anisimova and when to go line off her forehand… basically the entire match

3/9/2025, 8:27:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone goes on about how De Minaur’s serve has massively improved and like yes it has speed wise but he literally cannot slice it. Like he can only bash it and sort of kick it. It has to be one of the worst ever serves technically that’s been in the top 10.

3/9/2025, 7:33:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay that tiebreak made me feel… somethings. Definitely his game suddenly had an identity - he was gonna win or lose it a certain way

3/9/2025, 6:00:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not watching FAA and thinking like he’s gonna keep this form up. like it feels very one random tournament peak

3/9/2025, 5:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well it’s more he just wants to flatten it out but he’s such a wannabe big babe 😂

3/9/2025, 5:13:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The answer to their trivia question is Sam Querrey…

3/9/2025, 4:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I appreciate that De Minaur is trying to win his matches playing like a WTA big babe. Like take that ball at the top of the bounce hun

3/9/2025, 4:50:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Courier so on the money with his tactics. Felix has a huge topspin forehand. stand back and lift the ball on those second serves. Push De minuar back cause then he is gonna hit short with his flat shots

3/9/2025, 4:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fritz is a Ferrer. Stop trying to make Ferrer happen guys

3/9/2025, 3:40:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but then wins one that matters and the match.

3/9/2025, 3:37:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 tap out backhand errors from Novak. Surprising

3/9/2025, 3:34:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh look, djokovic starts blocking first serve returns to get into potentially fritz last service games … no more roulette. Fritz finally winning some long rallies when it matters

3/9/2025, 3:34:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I understand why Djokovic is keeping points short and willing to say, atm gamble on first serve returns… I don’t understand why Fritz is not making this more physical.

3/9/2025, 3:13:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wouldn’t call this match high quality from either guy. Gonna have to show me a lot more to convince either of them playing Carlos is worth my time. I mean tuning in for whatever bull gamesmanship Djokovic would bring aside

3/9/2025, 3:02:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kay Novak an emergency dog wee has got me up, and I see you’re tanking a set now Fritz has broken you. Like can I have more pls? Insomnia has brought me to you

3/9/2025, 2:40:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never heard Siniakova talk before… damn that’s .. a sound

2/9/2025, 10:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venus swerving the interview request from Pam Shriver

2/9/2025, 10:48:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venus is not miles off the world no 1s in doubles at 45. Bit too late in this match probably… but remarkable she is right there tbh.

2/9/2025, 10:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venus realising the only way to win this is by knocking out Siniakova with a tennis ball. Valid

2/9/2025, 10:25:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The i formation is driving them crazy. Gotta through up some lobs to take that away from them

2/9/2025, 10:09:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venus and Fernandez are gonna get schooled tonight just to reiterate doubles players > singles players message from mixed doubles ( I know Venus is both but like fr)

2/9/2025, 9:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so obviously it’s about to be no Czechs and Swiatek

2/9/2025, 9:42:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No All the czechs are going down 😭😭😭 Muchova is like the last standing and least healthy even over a withdrawing Marketa

2/9/2025, 9:38:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What injury is djokovic gonna make up on Friday to get past this 😂😂

2/9/2025, 7:35:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What exactly is Evolve doing for Sabalenka? We know they're trying to keep Kyrgios relevant. But how does this benefit their client Sabalenka, an actual active player, and oh yes, the world #1?

2/9/2025, 7:08:08 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Genuinely shocked i’m hearing non Wimbledon tennis being discussed. They must be players

2/9/2025, 7:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And now sexism about Raducanu, bye

2/9/2025, 7:18:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People are talking about mixed doubles on my bus. Well Raducanu and Alcaraz dating now… they’re cutting through

2/9/2025, 7:18:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow i really didn’t think my mood could get much worse today

2/9/2025, 4:58:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg has he flaked on her? i’m watching it on the move and i may have zoned out of the audio

2/9/2025, 4:56:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and she confuses Siniakova with Vondrosouva …

2/9/2025, 4:02:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbie K has Pegula right where she wants her 😂

2/9/2025, 4:00:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg there’s a gif already

2/9/2025, 3:59:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pegula is being very aggressive. I feel like this court is fast enough to kind of bring her game up

2/9/2025, 3:59:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lindsay Davenport seems to think Poland and Czechia are same place

2/9/2025, 3:56:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omfg barbara fan is back. mutes

2/9/2025, 3:50:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait for the semis of the USopen, 3 Czechs and Anisimova

2/9/2025, 3:38:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sabalenka is cooked if Osaka becomes a slam contender cause like she can’t even get over the line half the time anyway

1/9/2025, 7:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect example there in the last game of the different forehands. The box calling out for her to keep loading on her legs

1/9/2025, 7:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and then the rotation on the shot too, she finds that easier on the inside in, or the cross court. but on the neutral forehands it’s not really there

1/9/2025, 7:06:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol the commentators were like Gauff’s serve is fine her forehand is the problem today and then she double faulted her way out of the set

1/9/2025, 7:00:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone goes on about the grip with Coco’s forehand but the weight transfer off the back leg comes too early when she’s hitting a neutral forehand. When she’s stretched she places weight on that back foot naturally

1/9/2025, 6:49:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Osaka’s defensive skills a bit reminiscent of Sharapova working on it on the clay… like she could never do this last time

1/9/2025, 6:46:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aha i’m from the UK that’s outrageous costs 😂

1/9/2025, 6:04:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the USopen just too expensive? they’re showing pics of the grounds and like it’s a bank holiday and barely anywhere is full…

1/9/2025, 5:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This men’s match is making me want best of 3

1/9/2025, 5:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you add on Courier’s analysis of how his toss means he can basically on hit slice first serves on both sides but he’s only making 44% of them. Like you’re hitting the same serve but not making it? What?

1/9/2025, 5:26:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really don’t understand Rublev’s approach to tennis. Like being consistent makes sense but like no variety? no surprise? nothing to call on in a big moment? like it’s so fundamental to tennis. Like even if you use it twice per match, having that off kick serve / drop shot whatever …

1/9/2025, 5:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also need whoever wins this to beat De Minaur cause nobody needs to see the pigeoning from Sinner in a grand slam semi final

1/9/2025, 4:43:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok FAA with first blood so we’re supporting him cause who cares about men when there’s Osaka Gauff?

1/9/2025, 4:42:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who are the two moody looking model girls in FAA’s box? is he dating both of them 😂

1/9/2025, 4:37:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a person call lets in such a loud stadium… tennis

1/9/2025, 4:25:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be cool if therapy and Safin can make Rublev’s ceiling go up

1/9/2025, 4:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh was so hyped for FAA Rublev but now i’ve seen their h2h… might be a lot of pressure on Rublev somehow

1/9/2025, 3:47:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like the doubles is a defence mechanism. well i still hate a great week in the doubles, so no worries. Like it must feel a hell of a lot better than losing early in a low level singles tournament

1/9/2025, 1:47:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jolyon Maugham KC (@goodlawproject.org) reposted

Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."

1/9/2025, 11:50:55 AM | 1548 642 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I get reincarnated, I want it to be as a female Czech tennis player

1/9/2025, 6:00:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marketa finds herself 15-40 down while serving for the match and hits 3 straight aces and 1 unreturnable ... are you serious

1/9/2025, 3:28:51 AM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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also, Rybakina has only lost to eventual champions during this summer's hardcourt swing....

1/9/2025, 4:34:14 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think i’ve ever seen someone lose from 8 match points up and not think she did much wrong. Not her day but Townsend showed up her entire game this week and it’s so good

31/8/2025, 9:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course she hits another line on match point. God she must have made a deal with some kind of devil this week, probs that guy in the crowd

31/8/2025, 9:52:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg the people next to shouty guy hate him. They have not had a good 3 hours.

31/8/2025, 9:48:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am a bit over this guy screaming for Babs

31/8/2025, 9:46:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The camera catching the staff around the court negatively reacting to Barbie K’s latest insane winner ahahah

31/8/2025, 9:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have to say feel like the crowd has been quite shit

31/8/2025, 9:38:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have to say i find it a bit extra that the players sit down like 6 metres from the fridge and then ask the ball boys for drinks like they’re in a restaurant.

31/8/2025, 9:19:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when Barbie K is doing it to her on the deuce on second serve constantly

31/8/2025, 9:16:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Barbie K didn’t net 60% of her cross court backhands…

31/8/2025, 9:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m confused why Taylor isn’t going wide in the ad

31/8/2025, 9:12:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vibration dampener drama again…

31/8/2025, 9:10:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn’t love where Taylor was serving on those match points but i haven’t seen anyone rob match points like that consecutively ever. How many lines did Barbie K hit on match points? like at least 6/8

31/8/2025, 8:58:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taylor wasn’t even covering that wide serve. Like you’re advertising where to serve

31/8/2025, 8:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she heard me!

31/8/2025, 8:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbie K might be moving well laterally rn but i’m not convinced she’s getting up to the drop shot…

31/8/2025, 8:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like legit she has missed so many CC bh set point and now she saves match point with line and drop volley there too😂

31/8/2025, 8:48:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The off backhand and BHDTL on huge points from Barbie K when she literally canneeee make a CC BH. you can’t make it up

31/8/2025, 8:43:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AND their parents!

31/8/2025, 8:41:04 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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we need to boo these vulture kids way more man. we gotta shame them

31/8/2025, 8:40:36 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have to say am crazy impressed how Barbie K has just kept swinging through her matches cause the errors have been wild, but so far when she needs it… it drops in and looks super safe

31/8/2025, 8:23:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbie K’s leg is so fucked i might have to watch Boulter play doubles 🤢

31/8/2025, 7:28:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbie K is spraying but Townsend is serving so nicely

31/8/2025, 7:12:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wanna see Barbie K or Townsend against Sabalenka in the semis ( Pegula isn’t real )

31/8/2025, 6:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrap it up Lehecka, we need to see tennis royalty in Townsend and Barbie K

31/8/2025, 5:18:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2005 - Alexander Zverev (Wimbledon, US Open 2025) is the first ATP top-three ranked player to lose in the opening week at consecutive GS events since Rafael Nadal (Wimbledon, US Open) in 2005. Crash. #USOpen

31/8/2025, 3:09:12 AM | 55 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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did he bin Medvedev? it’s not clear

31/8/2025, 7:39:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shoelaces …

30/8/2025, 7:33:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sinner is such a djokovic, finding bollocks when he’s losing. Always ill, injured and now he’s complaining about the ad boards

30/8/2025, 6:25:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing better exemplifies how little Nike cares about tennis these days. Your world #1 with a massive butt crack sweat stain. Nike said you'll take whatever piece of shit we give you.

30/8/2025, 6:17:33 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sinner’s double faults get him the set but have to say impressed Shapovalov’s head is on straight still

30/8/2025, 6:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view