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created May 8, 2023

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I'm gonna continue speculating about Trump imminently kicking it because it makes me happy

1/9/2025, 2:46:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miami FC will forever be a bunch of fucking toddlers. Classless, trashy toddlers. Beckham right along with them. Money can't buy decency

1/9/2025, 2:38:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He cried so hard about the MNUFC posts

1/9/2025, 2:09:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pink phony club Miami is trash. All that money and not a drop of class

1/9/2025, 2:08:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans are stupid and they like to be fed slop. It is what it is.

31/8/2025, 10:49:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The media is at best complicit in fascism, but I really think they're stoking it intentionally. There's no excuse how badly they have failed. Every major news outlet is a failure. Not a single one has stepped up to the plate.

31/8/2025, 10:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This whole statement is completely cursed

31/8/2025, 9:17:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that they haven't dragged him out yet....

30/8/2025, 3:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really love French fries so thank you

30/8/2025, 5:47:31 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like the one thing we can all unite on Just a real sense of collective hope. Haven't seen that in a while

30/8/2025, 5:47:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One thing I love so much about the Minnesota State Fair is it's such a wonderful cross section of our state. All kinds of different people having a good time and stuffing their faces with all manners of delicious foods. True diversity.

30/8/2025, 5:19:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a really nice night at the state fair and now really pleasant rumors are swirling? Nice little Friday

30/8/2025, 5:15:49 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please

29/8/2025, 10:54:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing about Postmodern Ironic Nihilism is that even though it has no inherent coherent politics of its own, the rise of fascism has allowed it to grow and flourish in a way it never would have otherwise. We don't need to pin down violent nihilistic terrorists' politics to blame fascism

29/8/2025, 7:25:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey y'all remember how the Epstein files weren't released yet? Yeah why aren't we talking about that?

29/8/2025, 7:20:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And people having sex with food and posting the results then eating the results, let's not forget that

29/8/2025, 4:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greg Abbott just rigged the elections in Texas. The only ones doing it are Republicans The accusations were always an admission

29/8/2025, 4:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What I don't understand is why the rest of the media can't do simple factual reporting like this. Well, actually, I understand, they could do the reporting if they wanted to, they just love fascism.

29/8/2025, 12:52:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buying and returning hundreds of these would be a valid protest strategy here

28/8/2025, 7:26:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I won't comment directly but weaponizing left of center empathy is a key tool in the fascist toolbox

28/8/2025, 7:25:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when papers like FT were worthy of respect? Pepperidge Farms Remembers.

28/8/2025, 7:23:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you imagine gathering 10 of your friends to go hunt and seek out a zeppelin flying... Somewhere? Filled with money? Omg

28/8/2025, 5:15:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should fucking remake the crimson skies video game I want MMO air pirate battles dammit

28/8/2025, 5:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Air force now honoring traitor insurrectionists. Just another sign of the pivot to weakness under Trump.

28/8/2025, 6:18:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's only Wednesday and it has been a week. I deserve a nice lil state fair trip Friday

28/8/2025, 4:42:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely everything rolls up under defeating fascism. All the things we want to fix won't happen until fascism is destroyed and America is out from the thumb of the Trump regime and the fascist conspiracy that surrounds it. I'm so tired of people not single mindedly pursuing that goal.

28/8/2025, 2:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pod save guys are fucking ghouls They knifed Biden, they'll knife trans people for a buck... Fuck those asshats

27/8/2025, 11:22:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The tariff stuff is garbage but I am glad that ecommerce stores are mostly directly charging users for them rather than simply increasing prices. Unfortunately many people still don't understand that tariffs are paid for by the consumer and making that plain and apparent is good policy for retailers

26/8/2025, 6:52:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just basically the south park episode joke but IRL

26/8/2025, 6:03:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump desperately wants to be a dictator and the fucked up thing is how many people in this country want to hand that to him.

26/8/2025, 3:14:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is old, his brain is leaking out of his ears, he's mostly incoherent, he can't walk anywhere, his legs are swelling and his hands are more bruises than skin. And where is the media???

26/8/2025, 12:02:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truth here, but I would use stronger terms. The media is mostly just reporting one side, but it's the fascist side.

25/8/2025, 10:05:54 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sucking off fascists is the only thing NYT does these days

25/8/2025, 6:39:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really wish he would have been allowed this sort of rhetoric more strongly during the campaign.

25/8/2025, 6:35:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I realllllly hesitate to use the term "fixed", but yeahhhhh

24/8/2025, 4:18:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know how to get your hands on a digg invite code?

24/8/2025, 4:15:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow this is a special kind of stupid lmao What the hell were they thinking

23/8/2025, 7:33:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations!!!!!! That's fantastic!

23/8/2025, 5:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please please please

23/8/2025, 12:20:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So making DC less safe.

22/8/2025, 7:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All conservatives have to offer is hate, and that's good enough for a huge chunk of our country

22/8/2025, 3:59:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives are a fucking joke. Just a bunch of weirdos loading their diapers over every inconsequential thing. Pathetic. Omg cracker barrel changed their logo! Let's shit our pants!

22/8/2025, 1:23:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, he would know a lot about the antichrist considering that's who he is

21/8/2025, 8:35:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn state fair and this? What a lovely day

21/8/2025, 3:10:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something about her is so unsettling. This was the best spokesperson for fascism they could find?

21/8/2025, 4:06:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretext to genocide Any doctor that complies should have their licenses to practice revoked.

21/8/2025, 1:19:58 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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WORK DAY IS DONE TOMORROW IS STATE FAIR DAY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

20/8/2025, 10:48:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is basically my biggest disappointment with journalists and the media. They have failed us as an institution. They decided that fascism making them money was more important

20/8/2025, 4:20:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy took his fanciest outfit out for this photo shoot

19/8/2025, 6:17:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delulu

19/8/2025, 12:28:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's telling that an incredibly easy path for Trump to gain a ton of world favor and look strong instead of weak would be to arm Ukraine and put serious destructive sanctions on Russia But instead he's scared of Daddy Putin and will always show fealty

18/8/2025, 3:39:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally picked up Spaceballs in 4K. Pretty excited to watch it.

17/8/2025, 4:56:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jigsaw-ass creep running our country

17/8/2025, 12:11:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we ever take back the government from the fascists, there's going to have to be a massive purge to get all these bigots out of federal law enforcement

16/8/2025, 9:34:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin made Trump look feckless and weak. Holy shit. Just showed up to get celebrated and left.

16/8/2025, 3:27:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is absolutely desperate for a Nobel peace prize. He will fuck us over in 10000 ways and give Putin whatever the fuck he wants just so he can say he "ended the war". He's a fucking simpleton and has no moral compass at all. Everything is about personal glorification to him.

15/8/2025, 8:52:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pure fucking insanity. What the fuck

15/8/2025, 8:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet another example of fascists showing their weakness while thinking they're showing strength Shitty little weak piss babies, all of them.

15/8/2025, 7:08:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys never figure out that the stuff they think makes them look strong actually makes them look weak

15/8/2025, 6:17:00 AM | 875 133 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stagflation is here and if you haven't heard the term before, you're about to hear it a lot more in the coming months.

15/8/2025, 2:25:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onion is cooking

14/8/2025, 8:16:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feds setting up sandwich checkpoints in DC is something else. If it wasn't so evil it would be fucking hilarious. Just useless sacks of fascist shit

14/8/2025, 2:08:39 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a wimp!

14/8/2025, 1:56:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our defense posture is simply worse off in every way under the Trump administration. We are incredibly vulnerable as a nation and have already ceded territory to enemies both domestic and abroad. It will only get worse. And I do wonder how bad the next attack will be.

13/8/2025, 10:00:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being a performative weakling is apparently a conservative trend It's no wonder they see a crisis of masculinity, they're reminded of it every day when they look in the mirror and realize how fucking useless and sad they are and blame everyone else for their failures

12/8/2025, 5:36:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just straight up fascism, trying to jail political enemies. Paxton is a crook who committed crimes and got away with it because Texas is a hellhole. Paxton is the one who belongs in jail.

12/8/2025, 5:00:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just another fascist network helping support their king that makes them money

11/8/2025, 6:25:21 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whole DC national guard thing seems more about preparing to protect Trump when he does whatever next dictator thing he's planning on doing that would probably spark mass protest there

11/8/2025, 2:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's August 10th, Trump's name is all over the Epstein files, he won't release them because of it, and is orchestrating a massive coverup of organized child sexual trafficking.

11/8/2025, 2:23:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Zero Cool day.

10/8/2025, 7:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fascism

8/8/2025, 7:37:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wired covering the stories the mainstream journalists have been told not to cover

7/8/2025, 8:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey they're purging the FBI of anyone who's not a loyalist and the Epstein files still haven't been released And what's front page in the papers? Distractions

7/8/2025, 8:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck this administration, fuck the DUI hire Hegseth, and fuck every brass involved in this that is staying on vs resigning over such a shameful and disgusting policy. Just disgusting nonsense from bigoted shitheads

7/8/2025, 7:57:27 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another day of infuriating bullshit everywhere. I'm going to go pull some weeds.

6/8/2025, 10:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY COVERUP COVERUP COVERUP

6/8/2025, 10:10:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The scale of corruption in this administration is such that it would be difficult to report on all of it. But also, journalism is mostly dead and the media isn't reporting on any of it.

3/8/2025, 3:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is ALWAYS OK to punch Nazis.

3/8/2025, 12:49:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's incredibly sad is once respectable news outlets like NPR have taken to pushing this now too

2/8/2025, 4:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually nobody is worked up about this. The only place this exists is algorithmic social media where conservatives have turned the dial to distract from the Epstein files.

2/8/2025, 4:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsmax is the pedophile network.

2/8/2025, 3:43:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's because they like fascism and they think they will be running the country when Trump takes full control

1/8/2025, 10:00:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The qanon stuff was just narcissistic bait to turn people into nazis. This is all out in the open so it doesn't interest those wackadoodle types because it doesn't make them feel special

1/8/2025, 9:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump and his shitty band of fascist conservatives destroy everything they touch. Disgusting and abhorrent.

1/8/2025, 9:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unexpectedly? Who didn't expect it?

1/8/2025, 8:27:06 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well whoever divorced them certainly made the right decision

1/8/2025, 8:14:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a theme in his entire life. He could have just taken his inheritance and made safe bets and lived a life of opulent luxury. Instead he just leaves a trail of shit behind him as he wrecks everything he touches because his personality is so awful.

1/8/2025, 8:12:54 PM | 65 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know there are some respectable journalists out there, but the profession as a whole has been deeply injured by the current crop of what mostly is made up of stenographers and content creators I get that fascism puts food on the table for these people. It's just sad.

1/8/2025, 8:10:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coverup. Coverup. Coverup.

1/8/2025, 4:01:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look I try not to buy into wild conspiracy theories but it's very clear there is and has been a massive coverup ongoing surrounding the Epstein files and Trump's obvious involvement in all of Epstein's shenanigans. Where the fuck are all these so called patriots?

1/8/2025, 3:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"How can we make our state even worse?" DeSantis asked.

31/7/2025, 11:50:16 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well now I want one of these in my basement with a little booth and some of those red cups

31/7/2025, 11:44:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof

31/7/2025, 11:43:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just pohlad'n

31/7/2025, 11:41:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think it's particularly controversial to say that Nazis congregate on twitter and this person's take is in accordance with that?

31/7/2025, 11:39:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol what a pathetic little fuckwit. Embarrassing.

31/7/2025, 11:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our Senator is on board!

31/7/2025, 11:29:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of us one of us

31/7/2025, 11:29:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Figures this is on the Nazi site

31/7/2025, 11:27:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yaasssss!!! Love this

31/7/2025, 1:40:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view