I'm genuinely very mad about this! At least now I have a tangible local thing to hold onto when I'm generally hating Pete on vibes.
Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage. Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
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I'm genuinely very mad about this! At least now I have a tangible local thing to hold onto when I'm generally hating Pete on vibes.
I can already tell my personal battle against early onset boomerfication will be the sudden spike in e-scooters taking up rack space in the bike shelter at work
It's a problem with a lot of the legacy brands. The difference in weight between a 70s or 80s Pendleton shirt and a modern one is startling
If it's gonna happen anyway (and it is) might as well be vintage instead of pricing up new gear
It'll be the least stupid schedule format the SEC has ever had in history
Bravely, some would say heroically: the SEC schedule locks are fine.
AP voters saw the Texas social media posts from last night and dropped them two spots
Baylor deserved to lose that game for dressing up like their opponents. It's unseemly.
I'll always treasure the year where A&M's only P5 wins were Miami, Arkansas, and LSU way more than any of the 8 win seasons
Car dealerships and real estate, the two genders of evil
Man, the OU defense really hates Jackson Arnold
Auburn has burned an impressive amount of clock going absolutely nowhere
Logging onto the world wide web every morning
Me just drinking my green tea and watching the morning fog burn off, unlikely to get bothered by a bunch of people who can't rent a car
Enjoying the serene feeling of a fall Saturday that Aggie football probably won't ruin
It's annoying that everyone fights about little catchphrases when the actual president is saying he gets to fire people for being mean to him
"Child" is what we get for tolerating online y'all voice for so long
Dumb guys with barely formed politics are how we got into this mess, and they're how we'll have to get out of it
TGS, sponsored by the Pigeon Forge China Bazaar
The last couple days have convinced me that Bluesky needs to implement a reading comprehension check before allowing quote tweets
I do think the thing that might actually work looks more like this than fiddling with party platforms bsky.app/profile/jame...
I really wished that worked, but if it did, we'd have second term president Sanders right now
I don't think tacking to the center works either, at least not in the way most Dems try it, but the disengaged voter is usually disengaged because they're fucking crazy, not because they don't think any policy platform meets their needs. You know who appealed to them? RFK Jr.
Unfortunately, what we've learned the last several elections is you really don't want those guys voting
The important thing is to do the exact same discourse cycle before every big protest a couple dozen more times before we see who's right
These scores were our first sign that America was a failed society
got my ass
One of the strangest common behaviors on this website is visibly white people insulting other posters by calling them white
I'm just glad we all got to guess at every ideological possibility before landing back at "incoherent dumb guy"
No, lots of people crapped on it at the time, and they were all wrong. I think a lot of it came from comics fans mad that he wasn't British
Putting 150 million people's worth of food up against like 2.5 billion is an insane way to draw this map
Someone who really likes fermented shark
Jamaica is the sneaky clutch player for G because of how much West African influence it gets you
Yeah, I suppose A is the true weirdo pick. Not because of the countries you get, but because so little of what you get is meaningfully inhabited
D and G are incredibly powerful, and anyone who picks H frightens me
Back in 2012 when I was stupid enough to argue with people on Facebook, some guy got really mad at me for posting about Mitt Romney going on his mission to avoid Vietnam and asked what Obama was doing then.
Not knowing about those guys seems like a blessing
One of my stupider online beliefs is that posting about how you've never heard of some prominent dead person should get your account nuked for engagement bait
if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
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I haven't really drank in bars for a few years and forgot that ordering a mixed drink from a bartender you're on first name basis with is a dangerous proposition
Yep. You'll note all that was early. By the end of the war, you had attacks being ordered on the morning of Armistace Day just to make the Germans bleed a little more. Just a nightmare
I read once that in the very early stages of WWI, pilots from opposing nations would meet up for drinks after battles because until things got really hairy, the pilot community cared more about each other than their countries. Seems relevant.
I do appreciate how often Cal shows up in these "what the hell" matchups
Had to double check that Minnesota-Cal was an honorable cross-country non-con game instead of a disgusting cross-country conference game
I'm gonna keep reminding myself of this when I start getting mad at Texas being ranked ahead of A&M tomorrow
It can only be suppressed when a supreme court justice roots for the other team (2022 WS)
Time for victory beers instead of consolation beers
Lmao
It's always been as much about the defender!
I see we're doing the thing where everyone gets hung up on the word "targeting" when it should be called "reckless hit"
Honestly, I didn't think we'd get 28 all game
I really don't know how you even get on the field after that, but a great close to the half
Klein seems a lot more in his bag this season
It's time we all admit the truth. Schools that don't put names on jerseys are dumb.
They can just consult the holy texts! youtu.be/JREkqCvLzSo?...
Lmao begging national broadcasts to understand literally anything about the regions of Texas
His head's so high because it's full of out of timeout delays of game
From last year's Texas fan to this guy, we're at simply unsustainable rising levels of hair poof
What were your fighting Vampires seeing out there to drop 40 points in a half?
Sick longsnapper highlight, Vols by 30
The fact that it was stupid, cowardly, playing not to lose bullshit makes it so much funnier
Lmao that was absolutely dogshit play calling to close the game out by Tech, and it worked anyway
Man, Jude Law really does look good for being 400 years old
Monitor your players' recoveries. Players are absolute rock stars in DS right up until recoveries run out, at which point any encounter can be deadly
All these free speech pundits are too cowardly to engage in the real college campus debates like "which one of the Pink Floyd album poster ladies is the hottest?"
"Look, you may not have agreed with everything he said. Not me though, I think it rocked" - every mainstream pundit
On the last day of of a boy scouts trip to Florida in high school, we went deep sea fishing and caught a bunch of Mahi and red snapper. Fresh grilled fish always tastes good, but after a week of shelf stable food, it tasted like the best thing ever.
Hurston T Waldrep. He's bonafide!
My toddler will sometimes deliberately smack his head against something, then start crying and look at me like I'm supposed to fix the unavoidable situation that just happened to him out of nowhere. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
I take some consolation in the fact that he seems miserable having to try to actually work instead of podcast
It rules that the FBI is currently being run by two guys who would die if they had to solve an escape room
I think there are better explanations for how a guy in Utah might learn to shoot pretty well than super-assassin academy, but at least nobody learned anything from the last time around
High flavor floor and ceiling and basically no risk of tummy hort afterwards. Great cornerstone pick.
For a slightly different flavor of dog job, one time my old terrier would not stop staring at one spot on the floor at my GF's place. Finally went and investigated, and found this in her roommate's wall.
I think the "you're God's specialest boy because you put in the grind" flavors of Christianity are kinda tuned to the athlete mindset in a way that the less heretical versions of Christianity could never be
Heavyweight polos can look good, but the shiny corporate technical polo looks bad on almost everyone
Getting some extra help with my knitting today
It rules that the only centrist victory path is for 3 complete lunatics who all hate each other to coordinate somehow
Thanks! The real MVP was the weather for making it a tolerable day to run the oven for 3 hours
My first big dumb staycation project was finally spending the 4+ hours to make a legit cassoulet, and holy shit it turned out incredible
-Stalin in 1936
I'm so used to the barely sentient Trump of the last 5ish years that the hardest thing to grasp in the WSJ story is him doing a coy little multimedia poetry project
One of the few times where "why are you acting surprised?" is a fair question. It was very much part of the original story!
I learned about it in a Texas high school, but that was the same teacher who assigned a Howard Zinn reading, which feels more like a lucky draw than a meaningful data point
Enjoy! You picked a good day for it
Endorsing the ethnic cleansing of Arizonans is tough but fair
Are you just in town for the day or a longer trip?
Yeah if you saw a 2 year old frantically sprinting around the 747, that was us
Lol we literally just left there after letting the goblin sprint around the outside wing for an hour
This is the exact same thing as Californians moving to Austin because they only experienced it for SXSW (March) or ACL (October)
I need to know if the 15 foot tall Lowe's Count Orlok also hangs dong
Is he wearing a corset under there?
The goblin has been singing the alphabet song to himself in his crib for the last 20 minutes, and it's so cute that my brain is just kinda short circuiting
Give some credit to the WR who broke up a gimme INT a few plays earlier too
Every year since Chip left it's been the one they're totally gonna be the tough big boy team in the trenches
A good lesson in why you don't want to give someone the freedom to unfire themself. LSU learned this a while ago