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Hooting and hollering @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
CJ no
You can't hide your butthole eyes And your smile is a thin disguise I thought by now you'd realize There ain't no way to hide your butthole eyes @surber.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social
lol you can see Richard breaking down live
Idiot shit from the refs on catches
Serious: I guess we still don’t know what a catch is Not so serious: Haynes King and Thomas Castellanos are the Heisman front runners
Idaho how are we letting the WR get out of bounds
Him and Demond Williams Jr. are bundles of joy
A Florida State – Alabama – Florida State house divided / polyamory pride flag
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Perkins positions should be permanent QB spy
I think she was at the Reign game yesterday
"Is Cade Klubnik good?," the greatest thread in the history of Clemson forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages
Ball don’t lie
This is heartbreaking for North Dakota
That wasn’t even an option in my mind what
What’s happening in The Little Apple?👀
But he looks the part in warmups Dan
LSU is so lucky that wasn’t a scoop and score
Kansas St do not (or do for entertainment) pull an FSU
Flashing lights at games in arenas/stadiums are stupid
Cade Klub Knuck if you Buck
Ok so I just woke up from mine what is going on in Tallahassee ?!?!
Sacred Heart pitching a p*****t g*me with a 2 run home run to take the lead
YouTube>expensive personal coaches
Different Devin Hester Jr. The Devin Hester Jr. of the Devin Hester we all know is current 15 and runs track
It’s like the thing on @splitzoneduo.com of head coach Eddie Robinson Jr.
Not that Devin Hester, it’s a different one
No, he’s not the son of that Devin Hester
It’s not that Devin Hester, I had to look this up last season.
I feel like Texas should’ve waited on that timeout
If I'm Sark I throw out all the plays that give Arch seemingly easy throws. I want him only attempting dimes from afar. He is the anti-Pennington
Texas needs to go for two
That’s a “putting the team on your back” effort
If you stare at this long enough you’ll convince yourself you see Texas scoring 14 points
I’ve seen enough, Texas needs to run the wishbone
i am going to self-immolate at the steps of State Farm HQ unless they agree to pull the Mahomes-Trainor commercial by Week 3
I despise these State Farm commercials
Top 5 most influential songs of our time
Dipshit Eating It
Jeremiah Smith changed helmets, vibes are in shambles
I got to watch multiple touchdowns in other games in the gap between College GameDay ending at noon and the "noon" kickoff of Ohio State vs. Texas
A hero
*Tarleton St
Hoarding those timeouts as if it was water in the desert
Almost a horrific blown coverage for the Bees
I looked away after the first pass of the drive because I assumed they’d call a timeout, only to look up to see 18 seconds
I wonder if King should’ve gone down at the one
Haynes King is going to have a ten-year career as a short yardage CFL QB
I love the sloppiness of college football Give me a freshman business major on the road trying to drive 70 yards in 2 minutes, let’s watch the grossness commence
I just know whoever drew up that play is so sad
Haynes it was there
Gorgeous
Hey #4 BLOCK OR MOVE
WHAT
Livid at myself for not taking Tarleton St over Army
Tarleton St just marched into West Point and came out victorious
Ok Army here we go again
Man, as soon as the ball was up you knew it was no good for Army Also, why kick it immediately?
Uh, the troops?
This looks super cool
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I may not be a master of taekwondo like Sean, but let them come, I’m ready
Hi @iankarmel.bsky.social just wanted to let you know this photo popped up in my Google Photo memories
Coach, what were the biggest outside factors that led to today’s result?
Night 1 of Week 1 and I am reminded of a great part of college football-watching, which is seeing a gross scoreline in a game I’m not watching and having the Superintendent Chalmers Steamed Hams reaction
Whoa ESPN updated the scoreboard look on the website too
Astronauts can’t fly in stormy weather I guess
Ohio was down three, with a 4th and 4 from the Rutgers 48. Decided to punt. Won't get the ball back.
Every team is passing the “don’t kick the field goal up six” test, we are living in the future
Fantastic go call by Rutgers
Oh hell yes give me the all-22
Crazy work coming from a dude named “Jerral”
I’d be so hyped you wouldn’t be able to tell me anything
I’m sobbing
Make the call @lvaces.bsky.social
Shoutout Kenny Clark
That’s the day after Notre Dame goes to Arkansas Jerry is going to have quite a weekend
He’s out of Dallas good for him
I’m crying the Kirshner Kurse strikes again
Favorite college slot receiver who would’ve been no more than an 84 overall in the NCAA video game?
He would be a HOF coach percentage wise and that’s super awesome
WWWWWOOOOOOO
Four months of my productivity absolutely tanking LFG
A mailbag where I will ask about a college football award pivoting to video and women’s sport apparel
-Watching this game on antenna ahead of the TL was a joy -Cackling that SZD had a chat going for this game for subscribers and ended it sometime in the 3rd quarter because we all thought it was over
I cannot believe this post I just No way
pedagogy Perfunctory Perspicacious
Catching up on podcasts, had to get this one in before Week 1 College football >
Every time I feel discouraged about the value of my work in the midst of all of this, I remember that if education did not matter, they would not be attacking it so hard. If humanities and the sciences did not matter, they would not be attacking it so hard.
What the WR did against that DB:
Micah Parsons I beg of you, take this past the line and get traded