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does anyone else remember "revert the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War" as a kind of 90's lefty anti-euphemism position?
Doctor Draban David Drabic Dastmalchian (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted
This has always been the problem with the Alien series, the movies dont work if you dont have stupid motherfuckers. Its a real fail point for lots of monster movies, tbh. Except tremors. Tremors is the perfect monster flick. Everybody in tremors is smart and it *makes* the movie work.
Joe Cohen (@cohenhouse.bsky.social) reposted
Some unexpected good news: Los Angele saw a spike in permitting for apartment buildings in August, with 18 buildings containing 1312 units beginning construction. This is 3x the average of the previous seven months 56% of the projects are 100% Affordable (ED 1)
Prof Gavin Yamey (@gavinyamey.bsky.social) reposted
📻 Spinning tunes now until 6pm ET at wxdu.org Right now I have kicked off a post punk set….next up is The Cutter by Echo & The Bunnymen. Stone cold classic!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess this is how I find out Arc is going dark. Bummer!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Tuning in from Los Angeles
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a regular Arc user. do I need to understand this joke?
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
also: thanks right back!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
the guy who wrote & originally performed that song had a hell of a career
Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestiniansAndIranians🇵🇸🇮🇷 (@joneshowdareyou.bsky.social) reposted
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Bravo to you and Jessie and everyone keeping it going.
Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social) reposted
As the new semester starts, I want to keep the focus on the ongoing genocide in Gaza (and US complicity in it). Honored to have the chance to co-write this with another parent whose child was suspended from Barnard/Columbia for protest activity. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
block your number and call their 877 number. they're paying for it
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
I have been cultivating the habit of taking my Airpods out to say howdy to people when I am out walking. Also not new! I remember @kunktation.bsky.social pointing out that Allan Bloom made the same complaint about this vis-a-vis Walkmans and he was right.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
yes. specifically,
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
I saw this as a kid and it blew my mind --it's postmodern, metatextual. There used to be stuff like this on network TV. People complained about the lowest common denominator aspect of the business, and they were right to, but the format also regularly allowed stuff like this, which is brilliant.
OK BaOmer (@jsx.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day! Let's talk about Yiddish labor activist legend, Clara Lemlich Shavelson:
timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Joni Mitchell Blue Liz Phair Exiled in Guyville Breeders Last Splash Aimee Mann Bachelor No. 2
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine being a news boy with your newsboy hat trying to fake your way into the newsroom. Nice try, news boy, get your stack out of the truck.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
Good luck out there on the links Steven!
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
everyone knows they can convince Miller to wear the big guy as a skinsuit to prevent Vance from ascending; the holdup is RFK wants to scoop the guts out first for smoothies, and Susie Wiles wants to just stuff Steven in there like to a tauntaun in the snow.
zarlockbuffbob.bsky.social (@zarlockbuffbob.bsky.social) reposted
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take) Lizzy & the Triggermen 3.65K subscribers www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
RDS (formerly shawphd) (@rds773.bsky.social) reposted
This is EXACTLY the vibe
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
setting out for the White House with my friends like
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout. They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base. (🎥 AP)
Jay Hightman (@jay.hightman.org) reposted reply parent
For me it is more than honoring the traitor Ashli Babbitt, it is the GOP refusing to install a Jaunary 6th memorial plaque for the police officers defending the Capital that day. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
ah yeah, my high school band had one of those. "The following year, there was no Winter Talent Show"
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Just finished it today. Thanks for making an all-timer.
HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@dirtcupart.bsky.social) reposted
tbh i think if u wanna make something thats actually transgressive you have to not post it online bc people will just kill you and theres no way to stop it. like the access we have to each other now is too high. i think this is why a lot of indie media has felt very "safe" for the last decade
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
if we have a 69th president they better be dope
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in college and they ran a column on "Funny Guy In Public Cheese" that nailed me to the wall. Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Got any copies of MIGHT lying around?
Bloody Disgusting (@bloody-disgusting.com) reposted
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:
Shot On 35mm (@shoton35mm.bsky.social) reposted
Protesters with Jewish Voice for Peace have taken over the lobby of Senator Schiff's future office in Burbank. Reporting on the ground for @lataco.bsky.social
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Not my stomping ground, but IMO you can't go wrong getting to know the city through your feet and your stomach. Buy him the book at the link and turn him on to @lataco.bsky.social. Plus revivalhubla.com if he likes the movies. And I'm happy to make a personal connection.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for running the numbers. Now I'm wondering who I'd run for US Senate on that map...
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Plenty! Also if he's public interest/government/politics inclined, very happy to make introductions. Where is he living?
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Asm James Gallagher's, to be sure:
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
Not that it will happen, but has anyone run the numbers on Eastern California? This is a purple state, right?
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
summer camp game of spin the bottle, it was all sweet pecks until my friend's cousin Helen said "Josh and I will be volunteers!" and then everybody started counting seconds for open-mouth kisses, we quit when Daniel and Saskia got up to a full minute
Morgan Fahey (@morganfahey.bsky.social) reposted
I’m not sure I’ve ever hoped a movie would be great just bc the poster is a banger before. This deserves decades of dorm room prominence.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
Here's a good thing Taylor Swift did that I had forgotten "Mueller's lawyer asked why she wasn't critical of her bodyguard for not keeping Mueller away from her. And her answer again was, I'm critical of your client for sticking his hand up my skirt."
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
Tell your friends! Going to see Nato do comedy is even more effective at stopping fascism than yelling at people who criticize Gavin Newsom on social media!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
LA is already on its way there
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
In fact, Los Angeles has already launched unarmed response to mental health incidents. It's been hugely successful. Barely 4% of calls require police backup. The alternative is already here. We just need to scale it up.
AFL-CIO (@aflcio.org) reposted
An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal. An NFLPA guy. We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Neomi Rao's Yale Free Press made fun of me in print
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
nah it's true, the Chambersburg neighborhood of Trenton, NJ has given up the crown
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Helen Shaw giving "Have you seen this cat? Because IT IS AWESOME"
jj skolnik (@modernistwitch.bsky.social) reposted
the “you shouldn’t be able to transition until 25” stuff is something only committed transphobe circles are talking about and it really lets you know who he’s obviously listening to and taking cues from
Dr. SkySkull (@drskyskull.bsky.social) reposted
Still perhaps the best thing that has ever happened on Twitter.
Leonid Baezhnev (@rev-avocado.bsky.social) reposted
Jay (@duniagamemaster.bsky.social) reposted
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh good to know!
Elad Nehorai (@eladn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pritzker deserves so much credit for his fight against Trump. And bonus, he doesn’t throw other minority groups off the bus for supposed gains. bsky.app/profile/govp...
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Last year their required Tobe Hooper film was the Dancing With Myself video, so I think we're ready for Poltergeist!
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
My kid had a 6th grade film production class and the teacher offers the "Hooptober" challenge (31 horrors/31 days) but expands it to genre generally. We hit a bunch of classic Universal monsters and she did the Scary Movie spoofs and Tremors too. Night of the Living Dead would be a good next step.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
How did you learn to watch horror movies? As a horror chicken who likes to nudge my comfort zone outwards, I enjoyed seeing Weapons yesterday, but I slept poorly for it, plagued by a few of the gorier and creepier images. It put me in mind of this great @seanmcarroll.bsky.social joint:
Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted
Only a single pelican feeding at sunset, but it gave me what I wanted 🪶 🥰
Mirya R. Holman (@mirya.bsky.social) reposted
Great data from @dcinbox.bsky.social on whether members of Congress actually use any of the language that Dems are being told not to use (TLDR, not really. But click through!!)
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure that’s what happens between Dan Aykroyd and Albert Brooks in the first part of the twilight zone movie
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted reply parent
We’re treating Trump like a Make-A-Wish Kid who wanted to be Hitler with the time he has left
Ariel Elias (@arielcomedy.bsky.social) reposted
If you want to sleep well when traveling, bring your pillow from home, bring your blanket from home, and cancel the trip, stay home.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
I regret to inform you that this is not especially random. When a banana gets browner than you like to eat, you put it in the freezer to use for banana bread. It's easier to peel it before you freeze it, and it turns completely brown once it's in there.
Helen Rosner (@hels.bsky.social) reposted
My best tweet ever was “Let’s put the cialis in socialism” and I’m still mad it didn’t go wildly viral
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Chef Sydney is
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
I content myself to believe that the gods did not give me a good singing voice because they knew that I would use it like this
Alissa Walker (@awalkerinla.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As I wrote last week, this is why LA28 selling the naming rights to venues is such a fraught development. These brands that are going to be slapped up all over LA are literally trying to buy off the city
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
MS* NOW** or as I like to call her NEKO CASE *get with the **IYKYK
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, just started Nocturne and I like it a lot.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
my first and only concert feature
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
fun fact, I had the great honor of playing in the Friday morning preschool parent band with Dengue Fever's bass player
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
this is not really in that pocket at all, but here's some stuff that I've kept close from the last 10 years.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm even older than you but some stuff gets through
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you love
Lock Wilford (@lockwilford.com) reposted
Most people don't know this but the plastic wrap they put your morning newspaper in is to place over your head when you are done reading
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
We are good at conversations, Brendel
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
“Love but not imprinted” is such a good description of an important relationship to pop music
Matthew Sheffield (@matthew.flux.community) reposted reply parent
No one in their right mind would ever stand for this distribution of wealth. Republicans and pliant Democrats allowed the rich to steal generations' dreams. All Trump has to do is pretend this is wrong and he wins. Democrats won't even do that.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha, I love it. Now I gotta make the library buy a coupla copies
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
George > Paul-Yoko tie > Ringo-John tie
Jessica Price (@delafina777.bsky.social) reposted
funny story, I signed up for personal training at a local gym and was assigned a former NFL linebacker as a trainer giant man, covered in tattoos, big muscles, loud voice I am someone who just… doesn’t have a particularly well-assembled body
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
later in the thread:
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
phenomenal thread, but "Republicans are the protagonists of the news" is exactly backwards. Democrats are the protagonists of the news & the media wants a TV show in which Dems must overcome all of their flaws to win, regardless of any issues. The show must never end, and they prefer the villain.
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
it's uncomfortably warm in DTLA and I love that for them
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
I'm all for gender-swapped Margaret but I'd rather get a 4K release of the original (Ken Lonergan, 2011)
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
Another notable setting in the Harry Spotter Poonerism universe
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social)
Chicagoans undefeated in this regard. My dad's friend Earl (ז״ל) would visit NYC and, looking for a place to get dinner, ask "you guys have fish in New York?"
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
Long Beach has more charm at the same scale, but that doesn't help me any
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
what kind of pickles
Vintage Funk Kit 3 @ 90bpm ☔️ (@joshksky.bsky.social) reply parent
but the main problem isn't "grandma can live with us", which you're right about, but "guest room with a kitchen and half bath," a gentler form of mansionization.