Hot tub night machine
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Hot tub night machine
Dickheadies x
"We, like you, are POISED to see him" I'm not poised. I'm doing some work. Not really that bothered to be honest. #Trump
Watching #Eastenders and Ian just said to Lauren he knows how to look after babies as he has had 4. 2 are dead. 1 killed one of them. Dunno, maybe... listen?
Is Melania going to have to hang out with Kate? Poor Mel.
Ohhh cool. This was through my GP. Maybe they do that?
Ooh I dont know what that is - but they were *powering* through them. The nurse i saw should be in charge...
Had to go for a blood test. Appointment at 1050. Arrived at 1040. In and out by 1044. Get rid of Wesley and put the #NHS staff in charge of managing it.
Jealous
Shall we be trailblazers together?
Argh. So i firmly believe they are gross. Like socks that ARE NEVER WASHED.
Oh god. I fear my anti-slippers rant is going to come back...
You
You've changed.
Oh see some of these are cute. I was expecting scratchy nanna blankets
Fancy a lodger?
Will explore.....
But flannel, as in shirt? Arent you BOILING
Why punish yourself tho?
Flannel sheets??
BUT ITS COLD
Anyone else thinking about putting the heating on yet?
Going to be interesting how the US responds to #Mandelson. Either, Starmer just fired someone unfairly based on a book that... doesnt exist? Or there is more to Trump's accusations. Either way, not great for Trump. #Epstein
I'm sorry, but HOW THE FRIG was Mandelson *THE* choice for that job *ANYWAY*
Peter Mandelson has always been intolerably creepy.
Oh but I work in news so have to ha
Yeaaah. The mostly normal ones? He should just stay running.
Ahhh but you're American... Aren't all Americans a bit 'weird' about the royals? I'd say a good 70% of us Brits are just like "Ugh, whatev"
Genuinely... DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT PRINCE HARRY MEETING UP WITH HIS DAD? I like Harry. I don't 'love' the others, but fair enough. But MULTIPLE news alerts about it? To quote Kim Woodburn, come on luvvie.
Oh yes! Bloody hell. Cindy wins some she loses some. This bar looks banging. Its omly midday and they are FULL. Thank you tho. I did wonder who smashed Cindy with that shovel.
Last time I watched this someone had shot Cindy. She's now working in the bar? Who shot her in the end?
Sorry, Jack is a super duper policeman but his safe password is 1234?! #Eastenders
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Then onto the pub for a drink. Liam and Noel who?
Quick Bro Battle
After some nervousness, it became a question of how many Puggles can fit in a pipe? 4
Dolly, naturally the bravest, was like "Right... Come on this is how you do it" while the young whippersnappers watched on.
We're so lucky that we know one of Axel's brothers (Lucifer) - who lives nearby. For their birthday we took the boys (and their sisters) to a play park.
Axel is 2. Happy Birthday you loveable little monkey. Two years of being a whirlwind, then needing a big cuddle and a nap. ❤️
Genuinely sad to see Rayner go. We need more people like her in politics, not less. The treatment she had in her entire term has been atrocious. Why would any woman... Anyone from a working class background want to do it?
My own fault - but can I resist a pink drink? 🚬
Me: Nah, I'm down in London for work... But am going to for for a nice dinner Who cares if im solo in a restaurant? I'm a strong independent grown up. Also me.
Very THAT. She was so bold. Gabbing away on the phone.
I just saw a lady brush her hair with a brush in Boots And then put it BACK #London
WI-LD.
Yeah. I think she's just a kid and hasnt quite understood it yet.
"I dont want her to find out" Erm, ok.
Oh god there is MORE?!
Prison forever should have been on the table
I'm more of the theory the police gave at the end (again spoiler free). Prison. For life. For humanity.
I'm sorry but WHAT IN THE LIVING FRIG HAVE I JUST WATCHED?
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO ADD A LITTLE BIT MORE OF THE SAME THING. COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL. SPACECOM. #Trump
This just reminds me of when Theresa May was ALWAYS LATE to these sodding things. And its almost always never worth the wait. THE SWINES.
#Trump
Before I am accused of being mean... This is also lol.
In the long version he is there helping them - like nothing happened. Once you realised they were OK, you'd have to be like BUUUUTTT... I just can't. I can again and again though.
Oh misery arse.
I literally. I just omg. I would rather be in the plane.
OK, first things first... Plane crashes aren't funny. BUT Please watch this...
Building Lego Simba. Axel never been so devastated that he can't have the little bits. So trying to build Lego around a forlorn puppy 😢
Hahaha! He's a few huffs away from saying im not even his real dad
Half puppy half 🐒
Paddy is over now and hes come back
When Daddy tells you off
Imagine if the flag discourse was actually those people going "Can we listen why these flags make you uncomfortable and actually do something about it?" But instead... This.
One of the only things I miss about living in London is Carnival. Such an amazing, open and welcoming place. Always the BEST time. Hope everyone has an amazing time 🥳 #NottingHill
Hes a lil 🐒. I think he spotted one of the inflatable flying footballs in this photo haha
Axel's first @manchesterpride.bsky.social Enjoyed - All the stickers - All the friends he made - The kids dropping biscuit crumbs next to us - Every float stopping to stroke him - The flag waving - First time on tram Didn't Enjoy - Brass bands (noisy) #ManchesterPride
@manchesterpride.bsky.social ❤️ #Manchesterpride
Imagine being a grown man and putting this hat on
Guys, come on... Why do priests ALWAYS have to be around children? Religion like this is INHERENTLY SEXUAL. We need to start protecting our kids from ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. Don't be a drag, just be a Queen.
Ha they are very good - you soak them and then the heat doesn't really impact them amzn.eu/d/g9gvSFD
For ref, Dolly has one too but is less of a scruffbag.
Buy Axel a little scuba jacket (it holds water to keep him cool in the sun). IMMEDIATELY HE NEEDS TO MAKE IT FILTHY.
All the money we've spent supporting Ukraine - wasted by Trump. Cost of living driven by oil crisis - meaningless. Capitulation to a bully disguised as peace. #AlaskaSummit
Can't believe the horrors I am witnessing. No, not the Putin meeting. THAT ending of #AndJustLikeThat
Wanted by International Criminal Courts but welcomed in the USA.
Hahaha I know. Its not like he had some waiting for him!
Welcome to the good place
😢 tears of chicken 😢
What countries are people out scrubbing the sidewalks? #Trump #WashingtonDC
Listening to him ramble REALLY reminds me of when I worked at a nursing home. Repeated stories, topics merging out of nowhere and often just points lost.
Did Scooter EVER give any rationale as to why he thought Siberia was 'the place to be'. Cos, I'm still absolutely not convinced it is.
This is atrocious.
Head tickles
Omg twins!
Hi.
Dolly loves the hairdryer... Axel not so much (can you see him?)
He'll be forlorn when I chuck him in the bath at home tho
He won't be when he gets lobbed in the bath at home
