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RIGHT?! Diane Chambers, Monica Geller, Leslie Knope, Amy Santiago...I adore them, even if they would probably drive me crazy at times.
Feral Time Lord in exile. Neurospicy. Ace-Aro. Polyaffectionate. Master of Library Science, Stories, Games, Daydreaming, Mysteries, & Hope. Older than you might think. (He/him/they/them) https://linktr.ee/joshuamneff
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RIGHT?! Diane Chambers, Monica Geller, Leslie Knope, Amy Santiago...I adore them, even if they would probably drive me crazy at times.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
Diane Chambers is one of my big sitcom crushes. When it comes to fictional characters, I have a thing for dorky, awkward, overachieving women. ππ
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And love you for who you are.
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ALWAYS
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It definitely took a wild turn from your original skeet.
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Oh yeah, I think that was on the flyer too! I was tempted to go into the department office and ask if they had any leads on good poet jobs.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
Shows: Friends, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, classic Doctor Who, most Star Trek, Leverage. Movies: Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, most MCU.
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Thank you! π It's been really good. Playing video games, chatting with my bestie, and now this.
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My favorite Cure song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJIe...
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In my last semester of college, the English department sent me a flyer with "all the great jobs you can get with your English degree"...like advertising copywriter, bank teller, and poet. π€£π€£
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much! You're very kind! π₯°β€οΈ
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That makes me so happy! I love it when my friends surprise me at work! Very fond memories for me too. π₯°
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Okay, it would be nice to be asked "Want to cuddle and marathon a comfort TV show?"
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
As an emotional feeling, it's a grey area that isn't completely platonic or romantic. Like "I'm not looking to date that person, I'm happy to be close platonic friends, but if they wanted to date, I wouldn't say no." I think as a relationship, it would look a lot like a qpr.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in a romantic relationship and in platonic and queerplatonic relationships. I'm not looking for romance but I'm open to platonic/queerplatonic/alterous relationships.
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For two years in a row, my daughter's birthday gift to me was a sock of the month club. Every month I would get something but fun and useful, and it was a monthly reminder of her love and thoughtfulness.
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I have enough anxiety driving my compact car, but...I dunno, maybe a forklift?
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To the elder GenXer with the 14 year old kid: that is a very long comment that I won't post right now. I sympathize with you but I'm really not qualified to offer help.
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Depends on who it was, what they wanted to do, and what they expected would happen.
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I'm taking dopamine and serotonin donations. Ask/tell me anything. ngl.link/joshuamneff4...
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HandyFans. Tip to have your dishes done or your broken closet door fixed.
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Slept in an Echo & the Bunnymen shirt, woke up with a thorn of crowns.
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Despite this lovely turning-into-fall weather, my brain isn't dopamining or seratoning enough this morning. Come on, brain!
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What was your name before?
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I saw his Instagram post about it and got a huge smile on my face. I love seeing people manifesting as their true selves.
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Strands #548 βThings are starting to take shapeβ π΅π‘π΅π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅
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Hoping you feel better soon! β€οΈ
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OH MY GOD really, dude?! Men are spectacularly not okay.
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RUNNING PANTS?
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π₯Ήπ₯Ή
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I was actually thinking yesterday "Nobody has asked and nobody probably cares, but I kind of want to brag about the chores I got done, because for me it's a big deal, even if it isn't for anyone else."
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I'm so glad we had the gift of him in this world but I'm sad that he's not with us now.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
You get so many gold stars! I did dishes and took out the trash yesterday. Today I went grocery shopping and made a dinner that will have lots of leftovers. We're rocking it!
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Too true!
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Oof! I feel that.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really adorable. "Hey, I need some reassurance and affection. Hey! Hey!" I wish I felt that comfortable directly asking for that.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social)
It's wild how quickly my mouth will flood with aluminum and my forehead with run with sweat when I see the words "payment could not go through."
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
I know that rush all too well. I'm sorry you're getting hit with it. So much fun!
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Yeah, this is a sad anniversary for me because I miss OMC so much, but I'm very happy that you and my brother have flourished since then. It's not always an easy path but it's a good path, and I'm proud of you both, the kids, and your partners. β€οΈ
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Strands #547 βBe my guestβ π΅π΅π΅π‘ π΅π΅π΅
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
MO Gov Mike Kehoe is calling a special session to gerrymander the 5th District which encompasses Kansas City. He is specifically violating Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, which bans any voting practice that denies or weakens the power of a racial minority to elect its preferred candidates.
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Connections Puzzle #813 π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ
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Wordle 1,535 3/6 β¬β¬π©β¬β¬ β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
Jason Arnett (@ajasont.bsky.social) reposted
The next eight weeks or so are officially Ray Bradbury season.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just asking myself the same question.
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That's a good idea!
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Super bummed out by a plot twist on a TV show and now I'm trying to figure out how to climb out of this funk.
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BWAH HA HA HA HA HA I forgot about that!
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I don't believe it, I think the kidnappers wrote this skeet.
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Wordle 1,534 4/6 β¬β¬π¨β¬π¨ β¬π¨π¨π©β¬ π©π©β¬π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social)
Strands #546 βUp the hillβ π΅π‘π΅π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅
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I like that attitude!
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BALZAC!
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youtu.be/-unOM2UVcjQ?...
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Silly kitty!
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll let Oberon know. Oh, I found him already sleeping in my bed. Okay then.
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he's definitely out of it...
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social)
Actually, I picked a goal today: run a TTRPG campaign that plays regularly and doesn't fizzle out before it's over. I'm dreaming big, folks. I'm manifesting this.
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This woman once drove an hour and back with her two small kids through icy rain to celebrate @mystic5523.bsky.social's and my birthdays. And she and her boys were the only ones to show up to our party. So yes, she'll do that.
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Always π
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π₯Ήπ₯Ή
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LOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOUUUUU!! ππ
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Strands #545 βNo small matterβ π΅π΅π‘π΅ π΅π΅π΅
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Connections Puzzle #811 π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦
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Wordle 1,533 3/6 β¬π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¨π¨π©β¬π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
Mr. Pauly Mac π¨π¦ (@mrpaulymac.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Anyone ask Vance if he Poped the Prez?
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
This picture makes me so happy!
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Is this an SAT (Stoner Aptitude Test) question? Is a friend getting me high from pie? Honestly, I think I'd listen to the same music I listen to normally.
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Just hanging out at home. Tell/ask me anything. ngl.link/joshuamneff4...
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This is such a niche joke and I LOVE IT.
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Was that a KCAI fiber arts fashion show?
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Happy Birthday, Elizabeth Fraser! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhGo...
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This is the way.
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Me too, computer. Me too.
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Wordle 1,532 3/6 β¬β¬β¬π¨β¬ β¬β¬π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
The Bard (@joshuamneff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that one threw me off too for the same reason.
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Connections Puzzle #810 π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπ¨πͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π©π©π©π©
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Strands #544 βA long time in the makingβ π΅π΅π΅π‘ π΅π΅π΅π΅
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omw
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Don't hate us because you're beautiful.
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ππ
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DITTO π
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YES PLEASE
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Thank you! ππ₯°