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Squiggy left the building
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies He/Him, that isn't an appeal to heaven flag
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Squiggy left the building
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Listeria milk
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Drfeelgood69 and drcameltoeinspector totally support me
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Works for John Roberts
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But if they are fleeing the Maduro regime it may go down to 23%.
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Having 10 passengers in a small boat makes no sense for drug running, at least 9 of them are taking up cargo space better utilized for cargo.
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Pretty much anyone willing to be such a conduit is likely running at least a bit of a scam
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I was really disappointed by how the full grown xenomorph looked like a person in a costume.
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I think that was in "Searsport" not "Seaport"
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I wonder if he also had a III (3%r) tattoo
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Ugh, I feel like I am part of the problem, really enjoying podcasts of people reviewing fast food and bad movies
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I assume they could use the same one signed by Tom Brady and Gisele
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She sort of looks like an AI generated generic woman.
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At least they only had little boys in the shoot. (I'll show myself out)
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The @doughboys.bsky.social and @blankcheck.bsky.social really gave Sbarro top marks.
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Sadly we are already past that point.
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quite the flex there
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Nah those kids are usually white
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Growing up in Rural Maine, that was called Sunday
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Jesus he is cool
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That makes no sense at all. You have a longer range, somewhere between 10% and 25% so you drive further between refills. Case in point when I drive from SF to LA, I can fill the car the night before, and make without stopping if I drive the speed limit.
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New physics, great.
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Do you include the extra fuel stops?
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Maybe we should add breathalyzers too (they have bluetooth devices that connect to your phone)
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It looks like the MMR is given at 13 months, and the Polish word for mumps translates to "Pig" epozytywnaopinia.pl/kalendarz-sz...
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Since some guy says the MMA (sic) vaccine is not generally given in Poland and that Ukrainian refugees are causing an epidemic in MMR (which one, Measles, Mumps or Rubella?).
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the MMR is the vaccine for Measles Mumps and Rubella and in Poland those vaccines are compulsory. epozytywnaopinia.pl/en/compulsor...
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Drunk people make bad decisions it much better to make the decision when they aren't drunk
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As a parent with a soon to be licensed driver I would think about buying one of Elmo's cars if I could force a breath check before my kid drove.
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I would also add an ignition interlock device (or connection to a breathalyzer on your phone) standard equipment
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Jan Hooks isn't in that cast, there is Joan Cusack, Nora Dunn, Danitra Vance, and a very very pretty Robert Downey Jr
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There is more talent in that photo than anyone WaPo is gonna hire
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Just like cops "OD" on fent, they also shoot a lot of unarmed people.
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Why is SF in the top row (skyline missing its dildo), it's like the 20th largest city in the US?
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There are a couple of live versions from 1990 with last line of the second verse changed to "And I spend most of my time in the bushes of Buena Vista Park"
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I would be cheaper to start it from scratch
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Fake News
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What? Didn't you just wrote about a burger in Oakland?
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This isn't from the Onion?
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Snuke in her Snizz IIRC
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Looking outside I see SF is covered with a smug cloud and everyone on the streets are contorted to smell their own rose scented flatulence.
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Angus King is not a Democrat even if he caucuses with the Democrats
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My neighbor threatened to call "Immigration" on our licensed contractor over the placement of a parking sign.
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That is Habba's hip hop name.
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You start seeing Swedish subtitles?
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If I'm not mistaken Spinal Tap supposedly never recouped.
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We should convince this guy bespoke tailoring is a cool hobby
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This is Spinal Tap (1984), Metallica Some Kind of Monster (2004)
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how much energy did it take to be polite?
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With a contrail, because cirrus clouds can be at cruising altitude
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She must now be impregnated. Time for mElon to move on.
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You had to rent your phone, there were two choices, desk or wall, they were both black
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Long distant phone calls
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you could smoke in the dining hall of my university in the 90s (I had become the local new's stock video of smoking for a couple of years)
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On the turnpike
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Quinton Post already graduated from summer league?
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Maybe he'll put himself up for Anti-Pope
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I'm really wondering what the potential fines coming from the EU will be for Xitler?
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Xitler
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Miller is way more likely to bore them and feed on their energy
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How many dead thus far from the USAID suspension?
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Can't wait for them to start using the Gadsden flag as their colors
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"Admitted" includes all the legacy and uber rich parent admissions
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Likely wrong, because the median admitted would include a shit ton of legacy admissions who are unlikely to be black.
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it is an excellent score, 97th percentile.
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If they really want to get noticed they would do it at Holmby Park.
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Operation objective, Mister Softee truck on the corner of Wilshire and Alvarado
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What category does he fit in
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While my grandfather survived the war on his final flight he ended up in the pacific and needed to be rescued, I presume his jacket went down with his plane.
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During WWII my grandfather flew reconnaissance off a slightly smaller ship in the Pacific, I presume he was using these types of camera's in his tiny plane.
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back at you
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Especially bad when the research about many of the people who have been kidnapped and trafficked to cecot, about whom this phrase was used in the article where here legally and broke no laws while here.
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I'm sorry I can't read an article that keeps using the phrase "illegal immigrants"
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For 2 decades I have found it funny that my Physics advisor (Eventually head of department of an Ivy and authored the paper on the discovery of the Top Quark) doesn't have a wiki page, but a former colleague who was effectively a staff data miner does.
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Dialog in the opening from Ed O'Neil's partner sound like they come from whatever show Sarah Marshall was on in Leaving Sarah Marshall
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Brett Stephens narc on you?
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I was just going to go DM me and I'll repeat it. But probably someone like @chriswarcraft.bsky.social would get more traction.
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You mean the NYT story with an unnamed Nazi Source?
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Need a sockpuppet?
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Sounds like bribes to me (assuming the merch has value)
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You don't need to know how to code, just a bunch of lingo, heaps of self confidence and a never ending supply of excuses.
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He has a whole circus. Three Rings
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Opposite of Kevon Looney
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I'm not a cat
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I have a friend that eats everything with chopsticks to keep her hands clean
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Salty Jamelle rules
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I really like A Star is Born, Star Wars, Superstar
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Forgot Freaky Friday
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At least the celtics own their own pick for 2026 so they can go full tank for a year then pick James Wiseman
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Sadly I wouldn't be surprised a gang fills that niche.
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or someone spit facts about ice on bluesky
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Everyone should have Narcan at home. It's like syrup of ipecac in the 80s
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is Iguodala?
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Supposedly there was a Paul Scheer penned sequel
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And for GenX we have Die Hard
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Personally I prefer Pratt or Nicky knots
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You need to ask Leland about this shit starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Leland_...
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Waiting for someone to admit Delicatessen, or The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.
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