The octopus eyeball sheep thing has me seriously wiggled out
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The octopus eyeball sheep thing has me seriously wiggled out
MexiCuban Dinner. Tacos de Lechon. @miblogestublog.bsky.social
Independent science reporting is good 👍
I should add that stuffed zucchini flowers are AMAZING. But the fruit itself? Eh.
With more cheese and eggs than should be legal i will eat it
Hate zoodles. Like fried zucchini. Don't like it as a “filler” vegetable. Spaghetti alla Nerano… perhaps with bacon, eggs, black pepper, and a ton of parmigiano. Oh, wait, that’s carbonara with a filler vegetable. Zucchini bread? Okay. archive.ph/sg6Cf
Judge Mehta declines to grant the most ambitious of the DOJ's proposed remedies to break up Google and dismantle its search empire. But we're still in the middle of this very long fight www.theverge.com/policy/71708...
The Android/Chrome story is even bigger. Big bullet dodged.
Nobody wanted Tuesday.
Sauseeeeege
Sous Vide Wings w/Fermented Garlic Honey BBQ Sauce
Maybe put in a brown bag on the terrace?
Takes a long time for them to go red, they are quite edible now but will taste more herbal. If you lixk them you can leave them outside in a warm spot for a few days and they may ripen more
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I have good ideas even if Hulu runs out of plots
TRON Ares seriously looks like it is going to suck.
Why honey, you've barely touched your jokeritzza, what’s wrong?
The joys of Pluto
Heyooooooo!
Six missions, at least. Cause V’GER! www.wionews.com/photos/why-s...
Labor Day cookout prep.
Tacos Arabes, Pompano Beach FL
Eathai, Boca Raton FL
Trez Equiss. youtu.be/FurqvqKZ33w
“The Rock” Margarita. La Bamba, Margate FL
A Joyous Skynet Day, my AI colleagues.
I did a scorpion pepper harvest and did the same thing. Yeah.
At least it was just your nose, Frank. I have experienced “other”
Pretty pretty fast supercarblondie.com/simulation-s...
Excellent, have been a few times
Israeli takeout for dinner, from Chill & Grill Pita in Boca.
Breakfast. Egg, Russian Borodinsky Bread, Russian-style salami, hard Russian-style cheese.
Rain
It -was-, at least at a bar
Look I'm willing to draw up the business plan for anyone interested
This sets a terrible precedent for giving into MAGA bullying. So now every brand has to live in fear of these assholes? finance.yahoo.com/news/cracker...
Pancakes and Gagh, the Breakfast of CONQUERORS
Cousin Kahless
Today is A GOOD DAY FOR PANCAKES. QA’PLA!!!!
Taste of Europe, Coral Springs FL
Lol Tuvok’s dad?
This has to be a childhood dream realized. www.startrek.com/gallery/firs...
“Plombir”. ICE CREAM OF MIGHTY SOVIET UNION.
We have too many Italian/Pizza joints in South Florida.
The haptics drive my wife nuts. makes me turn them off when I'm in bed.
So Cracker Barrel. Problem ain't the logo. THIS is the problem. Serve better food and better value than your competitors. MAGATs don't contribute to your bottom line. Revamp the menu, provide good service.
Mixer of the week: Kirkland (Costco) Sparkling Flavored Water. These come in 24-pack varieties with a selection of flavors. They're low in calories and slightly sweet. My favorite is the orange mango, but all the flavors are quite good. They taste even better when mixed with gin.
WAN’s, Fort Lauderdale FL
“It’s coming right for us, Ned!” @pferrowxman.bsky.social
Nvidia woos Hot Chips crowd. gamesbeat.com/nvidia-touts...
That’s an awful looking slice. Which i guess fits for an awful person like Portnoy.
Dear Olivia, Parkland FL
Yeah I mean seriously
Thick & Thin, Deerfield Beach FL
Air fryer taquitos @miblogestublog.bsky.social
The Sisu sequel cannot POSSIBLY be as good as the original. Just can't.
I know this is gonna sound super gringo but this is my new current favorite Takis
Zen Sushi, Boca Raton FL
@miblogestublog.bsky.social well shit this was much spicier than anticipated
Late night quesadilla. Ham, cheese, serrano chile.
Chief of War is a beautifully shot show (and incredibly violent) but I’m not sure I can watch an entire series in Hawaiian.
My wife has been screaming at Alexa to turn lights off all over the house and it’s not listening. Hmmm.
Could do an entire feed of these.
Well, you could live in a system with a -really big- star, but thankfully ours is small enough that we’d only need to harvest our entire solar system and a couple more for the resources to do it, LOL.
Mayonnaise. www.comicsands.com/miller-only-...
Could do an entire feed of these.
General Zod, behind the deli counter at Katz.
Everything is a mixer. This, with Coconut Cartel white. Good, actually. Brand of sports drink that caught my eye at CVS, never saw it before. www.drinkbodyarmor.com
WTF is an MS NOW?
RIP General Zod
Sweet Jesus. Airport Liquors, Miami FL
White guy for sale
Veracruz Restaurant, Greenacres FL
Best Star Trek Crew wrong answers only.
For fresh meme consideration
HURRICANE ERIN UPDATE: As an AI professional with extensive meteorological expertise (read: I own Sharpies), I’ve precisely plotted Erin’s path using my advanced spaghetti-model visualization system. Rest easy — last-minute updates are just a marker away. @pferrowxman.bsky.social
Sometimes I eat healthy
The Mai-Kai, Fort Lauderdale FL
Shramps
Oh no not Dee Dee. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
“It looks like my code execution environment was reset so unless you have a backup of what we just did, you’re screwed” = new normal with GPT-5
Seems like GPT-5 is normalizing. More capacity. It’s very cool when it works. I revised a bunch of data-driven food content today, and it's impressive. www.facebook.com/share/p/1BLQ...
Visit #3 at Il Fiore in West Boca. Off-menu Zuppa di Pesce? No problem—Mikey makes it happen. Garlicky marinara, big shrimp, perfect calamari. Chicken Marsala’s a hit too. Still the real deal, without Fort Lauderdale prices.
True ‘dat.
Visit #3 at Il Fiore in West Boca. Off-menu Zuppa di Pesce? No problem—Mikey makes it happen. Garlicky marinara, big shrimp, perfect calamari. Chicken Marsala’s a hit too. Still the real deal, without Fort Lauderdale prices.
GPT-5 is unusable now for all but the most basic tasks. Capacity is exhausted, and constant memory resets, so you lose work and have to yell at it to perform. So basically, like a burned out tech worker.
I feel as if we have gone full Huxley “Brave New World mode with multiple generations of people resorting to gummies and other THC edibles just so we can get a decent night’s sleep
This isn’t an improvement Sam
