Hey don't be TOO hard on them — this is exactly how Facebook got started.
Hey don't be TOO hard on them — this is exactly how Facebook got started.
Remeber reporters, if Pete Segseth doesn't say "Simon Says", you can't repeat it. Hegsethhttps://www.wusa9.com/article/news/nation-world/pentagon-new-journalist-restrictions/507-dd688696-9b06-48f9-9831-9d26e7f2de5f
Pentagon = people's house? Hegseth sounds like he's reading from Mao's Little Red Book
It's important to remember when GOP Reps and Sens are yelling about the 'violent left' that they routinely tell reporters and colleagues how theyre afraid to do this or that because their own supporters routinely threaten violence agains them.
So the fat fart with the tiny wiener is mad we're not singing the praises of his shitty policies that are tanking the economy and killing people worldwide? Wahhh.
Never forget that Trump gave Putin more chances than he ever gave Kimmel.
Never forget that Trump is giving Putin more chances than he ever game Kimmel.
uh, aren't we on fire now?
Bet ABC is glad they settled that lawsuit with Trump earlier this year to ensure there would be no more interference from the FC— oh wait, nm open.substack.com/pub/tpmmorni...
It is not that MAGAs are ignorant, though they often are. It is that they are willing to lie without shame over and over again if it suits their ends.
Oh great, now I have to pirate CBS, Paramount **AND** ABC?!
Charlie Kirk put the stag in Reich.
Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.
Disney and ABC can eat a bag of dicks. #jimmykimmellive
Tell us you have a tiny penis without telling us you have a tiny tiny penis.
Disney and ABC can eat a bag of dicks. #jimmykimmellive
This isn't just a case of them thinking too small. The fix they're proposing will shield their Republican colleagues from facing any blowback in the midterms over the health care cuts they voted for. They've got one card to play and they're using it to bail out the GOP. Unfuckingbelievable.
JD Vance clearly paid attention when the class was assigned to ready "1984"
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I give up
So, JD Vance decided to preemptively declare war on everyone who isn’t him or Charlie Kirk? Cool. Cool cool cool.
Nothing says "freedom of speech" like a purity test talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
WHEN they try and reenter?? Shouldn't that be IF — or more likely "Fuck that"?
The excuse of every wife beater ever: YOU made me do this
Happy Breakaway Day to all who celebrate. #Space1999
And where were the parents?
Stephen Miller said that Charlie Kirk's last message to him before he joined his Creator in Heaven was to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. Pass it on.
"Minutes later, the FBI admitted they had to let the gun go due to lack of evidence."
Isn't it too early to start politicizing another school shooting — sorry, just following the Republican/NRA script here.
Folks, we're about to reach the Hutu and Tutsi part of the story: they haven't even caught the shooter yet, and right-wing goons and Trump's state-sponsored terrorists are already claiming Kirk was murdered by the Left and that liberals must be liquidated in a holy war. www.wired.com/story/far-ri...
In that he was shot by a long rifle?
I'm not saying Trump ordered Charlie Kirk killed — but no one is talking about the Epstein Files now, right?
He pardoned a bunch of people that committed political violence
Now, I'm not saying Trump ordered Charlie Kirk killed — but no one is talking about the Epstein Files anymore, right?
So Trump IS a wife beater. No doubt now. www.huffpost.com/entry/critic...
The clapback is perfect. What a fucking twat.
Doesn't that mean Don Jr's kids can bump off their dad and not face any repercu— wait second, GO FOR IT!!!
"Common sense" is putting grandpa in a nursing home after he won't stop shitting in the town square every day — not standing around in a circle and applauding his aim.
Trump's War Against Terror
I really really want to know who bought Walter White's underwear. Like, who needed that to complete their life? #breakingbad
Shouldn't ESPN be the *psychic* network?
We have always been at War on Drugs
Shorter Rubio: No one ever thought of a War on Drugs before.
Trump addresses the nation and announces Space Force will attack Zayon.
I used to call it "game day" weather — not so much anymore
yeah, I suspected as much — however, the syphilitic dipshit only has a couple of tricks in his bag, and it wouldn't surprise if he wanted to try this AGAIN after his most recent faked brush with death
Didn't he want to do this when he almost really actually died of covid? He planned to come out of Walter Reed in 2020 and do the same stupid shit then.
If RFK Jr were a gunman shooting up a church full of children — eh, who the fuck are we kidding, Republicans would immediately cluck-cluck and say "this is not the time to politicize this tragedy."
If RFK Jr were a gunman shooting up a church — eh, Republicans would always cluck-cluck and say "this is not the time to politicize this tragedy we could have prevented."
Always a bad sign when your death cult looks a little too death culty even for the GOP death cult.
Slaw & Odor
But you can still burn Trump flags, mofo!
Back in the day, publications would force artists to sign away their copyright by putting a small contract on the back of the check—if they artist wanted to deposit the check, they had to endorse it, which transferred the rights. I could totally see Putin pulling this on Trump. What a fucking moron.
relevant context today that Bolton was highly critical of Trump's meeting with Putin
Bad christian decides to self-rapture www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
The inherent problem is — you know, other than the death of democracy — is that Putin knows he's rigged the system. Trump, on the other tiny hand, is convinced he really IS that popular, and that he deserves those landslides.
Grandma Utz
“He is baiting Fox News hosts into talking about him on their shows, making them look like ignorant jackasses with zero self-awareness. But I, Sean Hannity, will not be so easily fooled!”
You could view the whole thing more sympathetically if it was Takis Fuego or Funyuns but Herrs Sour Cream and Onions rippled … just no. Your time in this city is done.
My kingdom for a bag of descent chips!
You come into my house on the day of my daughter's wedding and bring me HERR'S?!
These effing goomba's try and bribe someone with a bag of HERR'S? I thought we were dealing with PROFESSIONALS HERE!
Herr's? HERR'S? You tried to bribe someone with A SUB-PAR CHIP?!? You come into my house on the day of my daughter's wedding and don't think to bring me UTZ'S???
Yes but, do I get superpowers if I eat them?
Was shopping online last night for parts to repair an appliance. I immediately steered away from any company in Texas. No business with Texas as long as they insist on this fuckery.
Elected officials should be arrested, hogtied and frog-marched into voting against their interests — exactly as the Founding Fathers intended!
Trump is single-handedly killing the nightlife in DC. That's impressive for a blood-sucking vampire!
Trump on DC: "Did you see what's happening with the restaurants? They're bursting" (The exact opposite is in fact true)
Doctors will tell you you don't thank cancer for being a big, strong disease; that you don't praise cancer for doing all the "hard work" that they do; that you don't bend the knee to cancer. You cauterize it. #fuckcancer www.msn.com/en-us/politi...
MSNBC just self-friendstered itself
ICE just posted this video taking down the sign in Mount Pleasant on Twitter.
Didn’t know @wsj.com covered gay porn, yet here we are.
Trump is like a dog greeting its master after they get back from vacation.
And just like that, crime dropped in DC
Donald Trump, weed dealer
Oh it's burning alright
Fingers crossed, everyone — here's hoping! archive.org/details/xd-4...
It occurs to me that we are living at the intersection of Handmaid's Tale & Idiocracy. Neither of those were how-to guides. 😩
This tracks theonion.com/alan-dershow...
What fresh fuckery is this?
Saint Petersburg, 1987, hosted by KGB. White House, 2025.
A simple message not repeated nearly enough.
That's not a bug, that's a feature!
Nice to see Trump lined them up according to penis size.
I always said the installment of Bush over Gore by the Supreme Court in 2000 knocked a century off American global hegemony. Trump just reduced that to about 2 years.
The ONLY emergency is the one in Trump's pants.
The number of felons and sexual offenders will drop the second Trump leaves DC.
The number of felons and sexual offenders will drop the moment Trump leaves DC.
I guess all those FBI agents have finished erasing Trump's name from the Epstein Files.
DC isn't the one that needs to be bitch slapped here
So in a way, it's their own goddam fault — and not some left wing conspiracy.
Thanks Phil. As someone who conducted counts, I can see *why* those states may have been undercounted—and it sure as fuck isn't because they're "republican." If anything, based on my experience, people who fall right on the political scale are less likely to respond, cooperate or support the census.
While, as a former Census taker, I am unable to discuss details, I can assure drama queen JD Vance that political affiliation was NEVER part of the Census questionnaire. Simply put, he is lying.
JD Vance: "Another crazy thing that I had no idea about, but everybody, even Democrats actually admit this, that the census in 2020 had a major statistical error and what that meant is that you actually undercounted a few states that are Republican."
As someone who worked on the 2020 Census, I can assure you that JD Vance is a couch fucker. And also, full of shit.
Turns out Trump really DOES love golden showers
Golden shower
