I always assume he's laying on a changing table getting a new diaper while he dictates these to his poor assistants
I always assume he's laying on a changing table getting a new diaper while he dictates these to his poor assistants
Thoughts and prayers for everyone sitting behind him because you know that diaper is filling up in the hot sun.
MAGA finally got their red wave
Every accusation from a Republican is a confession. We watched Musk bribe voters a week ago
Pump and dump on the maga idiots
Any sense on when he's going to reverse the tariff decision he's announcing? 8hrs? 2hrs?
Make this go viral! Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
Ossoff: This is what happens when you have Fox News personalities cosplaying as government officials.
Fox News weatherman is in way over his head
The elderly who watch Fox News have no idea how any of this shit works so this is a legit path.
Poor guy was a weatherman on Fox News. He has no idea what to do. He must be terrified all day
But how will all the police officers get to work now? www.yahoo.com/news/over-4-...
Kill Tesla, Save The Country — Rick Wilson Read the article: therickwilson.substack.com/p/kill-tesla...
It'll be the same argument when they cancel elections. The only people complaining are the ones committing fraud
Kill tesla. Save the country
Per @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social:
Can you try clearing your cache and refresh? Pretty sure he said he'd fix this one day one
I wish that were true but he's still in custody and was arrested without a warrant. The threshold has been crossed
The majority of these people are there for the insider trading. Minimum viable performance
youtu.be/he1DB51OG-4?...
Oh yeah, Musk fanboys have been mainlining vaporware for a decade.
But Trump is not driving the Trump administration
I’m not watching nonsense.
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is blatantly unconstitutional. The 1st Amendment protects protests, and the government can't strip funding, expel students, or deport people for dissent. This is PEAK authoritarian suppression If you don’t own a mask to cover your face at protests buy one now!
Thousands in the US chanting "Zelenskyy is a hero" outside of Nazi Tesla Dealership in Manhattan as #3E protesters occupy the inside. (📹 @scootercasterny.bsky.social ) #3E #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeOver #StandWithUkraine
“If you’re going to try to fuck the country we’re going to make it very uncomfortable for you” Thank you, Vermont ✨ #3E #USprotests #Vermontprotests
"VANCE IS A TRAITOR GO SKI IN RUSSIA," #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine
One Norwegian company has made their stance clear. "We have today been witnesses to the biggest s***show ever presented 'live on tv' by the current American president and his vice president. No Fuel to Americans! We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example. SLAVA UKRAINA." #NAFO
WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY PWEASE
DOGE work leads to disaster Elon gets a contract to fix
Do they realize when the pendulum swings back it will be anger to tax billionaires with the same shock and awe campaign?
Maybe we bait the two of them to go on adventures every week. A moron-maga X Files. RFK Jr says measles is a lie. Go contract it! Statue of Liberty is a woke hologram. Go put your hand through it. Hillary Clinton put the original copy of the constitution at the bottom of the ocean. Go rent a sub.
We were promised the future would be skynet, not Grok.
The Revolution will be AI-icized
That's how they pass insider trading tips to each other
Elected officials in Washington make their money with insider trading. By writing, calling and showing up at town halls you're letting them know your vote can help cut off the spigot.
The response to future disasters is going to be about how the best minds at Space X and Tesla are going to solve it for $300bn
I'm guessing this story ends with Elon Musk getting $300bn for a SpaceX vaporware solution and the asteroid hits us because it was a guy in a spandex suit with a robot mask.
The average person with the flu gives it to around 1.4 people. The average person with measles gives it to between 12 and 18 people.
All of this DOGE destruction is going to backfire as a cascade of unforced errors. Every disaster, breakdown, shortage etc. is going to trace right back to the source.
Hard to boycott a place you're already dead set on avoiding at all costs. Huge swaths of this country are administered by shit posters trying to get hired by Newsmax.
The only positive to this uncontrolled skid into an oligarchy is that it's been a few weeks since I've had to see a story about the 47 year old who drinks his son's blood to look like a 46 and a half year old.
He's been soulless corporate pitch man for the last 15 years. Nothing about him surprises me anymore
He looks like he rubs BBQ sauce into his face
It's Mueller Time!!
Just a friendly reminder: those who did not vote voted for Trump.
DOGE operative Marko Elez got the ability to alter US Treasury payment system code on Feb 1, WIRED's sources say. For days, Trump officials fed members of Congress and the press a different story. Elez is out now for posts reading "I was racist before it was cool" and "normalize Indian hate."
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity." He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
I think about this all the time. I experienced it for the first time a few years ago. I travelled west to see a solar eclipse and I was unprepared for how incredible the night sky was
🇨🇦 🇲🇽
Per the WSJ: "The dumbest trade war in history: Trump will impose 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico for no good reason" Do you agree?
If you're cold they're cold. Bring them inside
He just derailed any conversation about policy and accountability. The media eats up click bait headlines and he spoon feeds it to them.
Why is "go get" in quotes?
Not sure. The Mandolorian used Luke for dramatic effect and then did nothing with his character. Grogu got bored of him and left.
I want a browser plugin that replaces every image of Trump with this photo
Zuck looks nervous as to why he was put next to a woman and not with the rest of the masculine energy
The cost is for Internet so they can be on their phones all day www.fox5ny.com/news/nyc-sub...
The second time the emperor tried to build a death star the rebels blew it up with him inside
It means he's incapable of following kindergarten instructions and get ready for four more years of unforced errors PR backfires
There are sooo many media contortions trying to tell us we didn't see what we saw.