Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
been chilling with this cool snake in the backyard that accidentally caused me to break my finger and then just stuck around all month
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view profile on Bluesky Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
been chilling with this cool snake in the backyard that accidentally caused me to break my finger and then just stuck around all month
Busty Shackleford (@ginerso.bsky.social) reposted
I donโt care what Giulianiโs people say, in my heart he crashed his car because he was trying to suck his own dick and got his Just For Men-ass head stuck on the steering wheel. Forehead on the horn, loafers stuck on the gas, zipper open. Crash.
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
least transphobic SStancilite
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
you are a lobotomite
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
Clanker๐
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
Regicide is badass
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
would be hard pressed to find a single bourgeois liberal institution in germany that didn't actively break their own backs capitulating, and by extension, collaborating, to the nazis just like we see happening now in America
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
says the guy who probably doesn't wash his ass because you think it's gay
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Stalin was far too kind to you bastards
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
we should just be proactive and liquidate people like this
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
at least a dog would go into it without any extra baggage, the anglo mind is antithetical to any pursuit of truth or the good life
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
there is no such thing as "white culture", nazi
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
most historically literate nazi
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
get in, nazi cunt
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
Kid Starver dons the butcher's apron
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
also there's like two pieces of media that my name is irrevocably tethered to despite the only people knowing about them besides me being people I have told about them and both attach it to a cop smh
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
for no other reason than it would be funny I think I'm gonna try to get this guy to send me free signed copies of these books
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
my D&D character immediately before getting the shit kicked out of him every week
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
*learning about how the SS based one of their strategies on hollow earth theory* "wow these guys were sure loved science"--the stupidest New Yorker writer ever
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
"say what you want about fascists but at least they're not antiscience" is beyond stupid, Mussolini's ideological predecessor was a flagrant anti-materialist and the Nazis idea of science was just industrialized mass murder and meth-fueled eugenicist nonsense
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
read a book, stupid
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
"surgery is the new sex" ass quote
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
there is a single effective way of getting rid of nazis
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
the absolute last thing you should do with nazis is give them a larger platform
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
guy who doesn't know the political affiliations of the last couple guys to try and laserbeam Trump
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
non 0% chance the person who made this has a collection on display in their basement labeled "prognathic Irish Catholic skulls"
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted
Fine, I'll admit it. I was the one who caused the Cahokia civilization to collapse. Sure, everyone died of pellagra because of my advice, but you have to understand that I thought nixtamalization was woke
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry that you got beat up by a baby
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
this is the same shit as boers crying about "white genocide" in South Africa and it's just as pathetic here
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Death Stranding 3 better have these
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
what's with people on here and Don Quixote pfps, did you read the book
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
no new picture where are you mentally
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
chomo๐ซต
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
kneecap this guy
Barry Petchesky (@barryp.bsky.social) reposted
Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 childrenโs teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build โan electric chair for rats.โ The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
it's a shame because it was literally made to poke holes in fatalistic moral dilemmas and hypotheticals like the Principle of Double Effect but people are too dense to get how obviously farcical it is
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
got recommended the funniest looking survival horror game earlier today
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
okay this is just a bot, and not a very good one
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
not content with the regular ambient level of racism radiated by your average white American, zionists give themselves hernias trying to achieve Elder Scrolls levels of comically stupid racism
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
person who's never had sex๐
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
He desperately needs a Chris Tolkien figure to dedicate their entire existence to keeping his work out of the clutches of corporate harpies
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
the idea that the Holocaust was somehow masterfully obfuscated from everyone is undermined by the fact the Nazis kept inviting International organs like the Red Cross to ghettos & concentration camps to attempt to sanitize their image & governments had evidence of the holocaust as early as 1941
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
this guy deserves to get the Julius Streicher treatment
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Nightbad is also hypothetical name for like a dozen sleezy low budget horror films shot in the forest written by a definite pervert
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
there's many historical figures who deserve this treatment but the single individual I would go back in time and club like a seal would unhesitatingly be Charlemagne
GIRL SCREAM (@girlposter2.bsky.social) reposted
we need a leftist guan yu. we need a leftist campaign against dong zhuo. we need a leftist king of wei.
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
silence klanadian
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
you couldn't resist the common cold
Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted
THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021, dir. David Lowery)
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
you should be turned into glue
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
I'm joining the War on Mold on the side of mold
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
cool ass city but it would be so awful for my insomnia
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
it's fucking Transformers, not How the Steel was Tempered
Metal Gear Solidarity (@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social) reposted
They will always have to live with the fact that they accused dying people of this rather than keep their stupid, vicious mouths as shut as their wallets.
Danny Kodicek (@dannykodicek.bsky.social) reposted
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
so called historian rails against a public online library
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure you prefer to get your "history" from the likes of Douglas Murray
Isobel (@isobel.bsky.social) reposted
there is no hell hot enough for people who hate the homeless
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Germans have a mental block that prevents them from interpreting history in any way that doesn't lead to fascism
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
"what are we a bunch of HISPANICS?!?!?"
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
In authoritarian China and Cuba you can get an abortion.
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
alotta words to say nazi, you cunt
๐น๐ป boo-rit ๐ป๐น (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted
did a blackrock executive ai generate this article?
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
two Ferenghi bickering over how to scam humans:
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
really embarrassing that you didn't learn anything then
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
nazi๐ซต
Pyramid Chad (@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online) reposted
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
are you aware of what the first targets of nazi book burnings were?
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
why do only a small percentage of your braincells work?
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
liberal scratched
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
once again I have narrowly avoided a hangover that would have broken the strongest of us
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
the musical sting when Ice Cube goes "Prime Air!?" does a lotta heavy lifting to make this feel like a preroll Youtube ad
Jeneral Anxiety (@jenyetagain.bsky.social) reposted
yeah so the thing is this isn't a background check problem. i think a quick look at 20th century european history will show that this is a very intentional part of the process.
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
so nothing?
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
he's so cool
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
they made white woman John Piper
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
he had to stop calling people Luddites because they have been vindicated every step of the way so now he's equating people with Lysenko, someone most leftists don't even attempt to defend
PraiseTheSun๐
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jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
"there is a circumstance in which I would start believing in something that is objectively not true"
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
Early Cuomo primary campaign: Leading by 30 points, news anchors accidentally addressing him as โMr. Mayorโ Cuomo general election campaign: Spelling his name wrong on campaign literature, RTing praise by guy with 12 followers named FuhrerOfGaming
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
okay well you would still be wrong as there's zero scientific evidence that psychic abilities are real, way to admit you're just a colossal rube though
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
actually encouraging nazis to use phony tech that's boiling the oceans and immolating rainforests is stupid
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
it's incredibly obvious that he just jacks off to AI porn all day and is really defensive about it
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think your account is a scam account, now what
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
if you use AI you deserve to be showtrialed
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
who cares, get a job
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
the most bait-able man ever born
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social)
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
passed the speech check
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
why do you talk like you hooked reddit up to your brain
Jordan Londergan ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ (@jrlondergan.bsky.social) reply parent
why do you hate trans people?