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created June 22, 2023

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Being a fan of this team is pretty much the only thing I'm still hanging onto from my childhood. Might be time to put that to bed too.

11/9/2025, 2:31:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@Yankees (now):
11/9/2025, 2:27:25 AM | 1954 430 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is entirely possible to simply hear that something happened and then just go about your day

11/9/2025, 2:00:01 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAYONNAISE.... MAYONNAISE

10/9/2025, 11:01:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will but that was all me

10/9/2025, 12:17:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Started playing Minecraft with the kids

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10/9/2025, 12:13:15 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One more rep

9/9/2025, 7:04:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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straight up tammany hall shit. the long 19th century never ended. it was only briefly interrupted

9/9/2025, 6:52:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dont forget to smash that like button, subscribe to the channel, and leave a message in the comments down below

9/9/2025, 6:50:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OpenAI? Hey pal, maybe you should Open A Eye to what is Happening in this Country of our's

9/9/2025, 6:46:11 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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that Yaws dude. can't stand that guy. baby-brained understanding of the situation we're in

9/9/2025, 6:41:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad that I can now be paranoid about what that white van/truck with texas plates is doing parked on my street, but leftistly

9/9/2025, 6:36:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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seeing thomas kinkaide trash being described as "vintage moody cottagecore" is so fucking funny to me

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9/9/2025, 6:17:54 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hey Lemmy...wanna jam?"

9/9/2025, 6:11:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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doesn't help that the main temporary detention area in Broadview is about 10 mins away from us. Probably going to see a lot of this.

9/9/2025, 5:57:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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first handful of ICE sightings in my area yesterday afternoon. the local dads group on Facebook got to work right away sharing info on what information to collect and who to call if we see them. it's bad news they're here in force, but very encouraging to see everyone working the problem together.

9/9/2025, 5:55:06 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone slashed the CPB truck tires so we had to wait some time for the tow.

9/9/2025, 3:33:14 PM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE has agreed to leave. The collective action worked.

9/9/2025, 2:51:28 PM | 75 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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People are yelling to them to stay strong. The agents are in the back yard.

9/9/2025, 2:41:15 PM | 143 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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ATLANTA (AP) — Judge says he'll toss the racketeering case against 61 people tied to protests over a training center called “Cop City.”

9/9/2025, 5:09:49 PM | 3563 802 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hey... you're not supposed to be here. What's your name?" "Uhhh, Sam." *Glances at Nickelodeon* Sam...Darnold

8/9/2025, 2:29:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sam Darnold is the fake name you'd rush to come up with if the first thing you see on TV is an episode of Hey Arnold

8/9/2025, 2:24:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/9/2025, 12:42:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I turned off my history on YouTube so now I just get a shotgun blast of the most random ass ads

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6/9/2025, 2:30:22 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Britney Ogden Spears

6/9/2025, 1:10:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the kid's back to school picnic, and the DJ just gave up and played the entire K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack. These kids are losing their fucking minds

5/9/2025, 11:53:20 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a beautiful tribute. I'm so sorry man

5/9/2025, 1:26:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every ghost they've ever caught is about to be unleashed.

23/4/2024, 7:48:48 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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a second dose of dewormer has hit the pip

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4/9/2025, 7:09:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i should rewatch halt and catch fire

4/9/2025, 3:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lee Pace, Scoot McNairy to reunite/play themselves in Cars 4

4/9/2025, 3:43:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"My fellow Americans, I bear witness that there is no god but God, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of God"

2/9/2025, 6:13:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it really would be something if he was 1) sitting down for the space force announcement or 2) it was pre-recorded

2/9/2025, 6:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i've ranted to you about galactic justice for this guy back in like 2017 or something, and I think this would meet that designation

2/9/2025, 5:35:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao

2/9/2025, 2:11:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking good, sir!

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2/9/2025, 1:52:28 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god willing, this september is going to be an all-timer

2/9/2025, 1:14:50 AM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Storm Drain Unclogging is an incredible YouTube rabbit hole to go down. Some real heroes out there

2/9/2025, 12:12:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone's saying how bad he looks now but he looks pretty much exactly the same as always to me.

1/9/2025, 10:55:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He dead yet or what

1/9/2025, 9:29:14 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Family matter season 9 family Matters season 9 urkel goes to space episode family matters season 9 Episoide 21 free streaming

28/8/2025, 9:02:59 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's cute in the same way baby hippos are cute

28/8/2025, 8:57:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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huge fan of the stubby 747SP, the Cutest Plane

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28/8/2025, 8:55:35 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am experiencing physical pain reading these

26/8/2025, 6:56:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:55:18 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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away messages were a necessary precondition for tweets

26/8/2025, 6:51:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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out wit da boys

26/8/2025, 6:50:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*XxDaBeStTighTeNd89xX is A way*

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26/8/2025, 6:48:55 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes i looked up the year Travis Kelce was born

26/8/2025, 6:45:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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XxDaBeStTighTeNd89xX

26/8/2025, 6:44:11 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love the idea that the WWI anti-nationalist psyop was so bad that we went and had an even worse war not 20 years later. WWI was memory-holed within two decades of it happening, and it's been almost entirely relegated to prequel status for the better part of a century

26/8/2025, 5:48:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taylor Swift is engaged

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26/8/2025, 5:37:26 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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someone just stood up from their desk and announced to the entire office that Taylor Swift is engaged in the same tone as Walter Cronkite announcing the death of JFK

26/8/2025, 5:35:56 PM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prenuptial Agreement (Taylor's Version)

26/8/2025, 5:27:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Met getting regular at bats is about the same situation that we're in with Volpe. Dude is as close to a team mascot as the Yankees will ever get.

26/8/2025, 3:58:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she'd

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26/8/2025, 1:43:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field

21/8/2025, 2:49:09 PM | 101 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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got morbidly curious about what deadspin looks like today, absolutely laughing my ass off

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21/8/2025, 5:47:58 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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89 years old. a fuckin' kid.

21/8/2025, 2:20:01 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boolshit!

20/8/2025, 8:55:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blech, matter of time with this account/commission. Later bro!

20/8/2025, 8:55:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are you, the minister of propaganda!?

20/8/2025, 8:51:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 6:54:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First baseman Hawker Eagleboy Shortstop Dartmouth Legacy III Centerfielder Yachtley Inheritance

16/8/2025, 12:43:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sploot is coming

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28/7/2025, 9:29:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶I am a real American Cut off my torso when I'm dead🎶

28/7/2025, 9:26:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is 9000 fuckin degrees out. Christ Almighty

28/7/2025, 9:19:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍

28/7/2025, 9:12:01 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putting a pull up bar in the backyard. Easily some of the cleanest concrete work I've done

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27/7/2025, 8:41:43 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday to you, me, and Alex Rodriguez

27/7/2025, 3:25:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's great when something is tagged Serious Discussion Only, but all the replies are just more quotes from the show

24/7/2025, 5:18:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 4:50:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can think of one extremely funny way for the rule of three to be broken.

24/7/2025, 4:29:05 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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71 years old. A fuckin' kid. Me? I'm an old man.

24/7/2025, 4:04:03 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Learned Hulk Hogan died from the Sopranos subreddit

24/7/2025, 4:03:25 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure would be bad for a guy with severe health problems to face a growing scandal that causes him immense personal stress.

18/7/2025, 1:09:45 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(whispers) real glonzo is the implications of jd vance’s group chats with teenagers

18/7/2025, 1:07:00 AM | 648 84 | View on Bluesky | view

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The President's Ass has fallen off

18/7/2025, 1:02:20 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cam Schlittler is such an unfortunate name

9/7/2025, 11:35:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Linda Yaccarino, welcome to the Resistance

9/7/2025, 6:13:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*hotel shower designer voice* Aright so you turn the shower on and the water just sorta spills all over the bathroom floor.

9/7/2025, 12:56:29 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been to that one. For the full NY/NJ elementary school experience, also check out the Liberty Science Center.

9/7/2025, 12:51:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Script sounds like it was written in English, auto translated to another language, and then auto translated back to English

9/7/2025, 12:28:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Gran Turino. Weird ass movie

9/7/2025, 12:22:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jim Abbott threw a no-hitter for the Yankees in 1993. Tonight he threw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium 👏

8/7/2025, 11:55:44 PM | 102 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did Andy Serkis end up in this movie

8/7/2025, 11:05:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My husband smells like shit so I use Bloop Laundry

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8/7/2025, 10:55:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgot the asteroid rover has a gatling gun on it.

8/7/2025, 10:40:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The President is Giving A Dumb Speech to the world, but the music is swelling and I'm being manipulated into getting chills. The Movies.

8/7/2025, 10:06:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this came out today I'd absolutely believe it was written by an AI. It is so fucking stupid.

8/7/2025, 10:01:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not just the concept. Every scene is so stupid. Just impossibly stupid. No current day movie comes close

8/7/2025, 10:00:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This legitimately might be the dumbest movie.

8/7/2025, 9:58:49 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol I live for this

8/7/2025, 7:39:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mamdani's Giant Bodyguard is the loyal soldier he can trust to lead the NYPD

8/7/2025, 7:30:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at this guy.

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8/7/2025, 7:28:04 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude his bodyguard that you can occasionally see in the background is a huge guy. Absolutely locked in, squaring up everyone Mamdani takes a pic with. What a legend

8/7/2025, 7:26:45 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should make a 5 point line knowing she'd be the only player who can regularly make them

8/7/2025, 6:24:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need 3000 new donors in the next 30 days or with God as my witness I will kill every dog on Earth.

8/7/2025, 6:20:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aright let's get to the problem part

8/7/2025, 6:15:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view