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Being a fan of this team is pretty much the only thing I'm still hanging onto from my childhood. Might be time to put that to bed too.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Being a fan of this team is pretty much the only thing I'm still hanging onto from my childhood. Might be time to put that to bed too.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
It is entirely possible to simply hear that something happened and then just go about your day
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MAYONNAISE.... MAYONNAISE
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I will but that was all me
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One more rep
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
straight up tammany hall shit. the long 19th century never ended. it was only briefly interrupted
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dont forget to smash that like button, subscribe to the channel, and leave a message in the comments down below
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OpenAI? Hey pal, maybe you should Open A Eye to what is Happening in this Country of our's
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that Yaws dude. can't stand that guy. baby-brained understanding of the situation we're in
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
I'm glad that I can now be paranoid about what that white van/truck with texas plates is doing parked on my street, but leftistly
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
seeing thomas kinkaide trash being described as "vintage moody cottagecore" is so fucking funny to me
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
"Hey Lemmy...wanna jam?"
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doesn't help that the main temporary detention area in Broadview is about 10 mins away from us. Probably going to see a lot of this.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
first handful of ICE sightings in my area yesterday afternoon. the local dads group on Facebook got to work right away sharing info on what information to collect and who to call if we see them. it's bad news they're here in force, but very encouraging to see everyone working the problem together.
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Someone slashed the CPB truck tires so we had to wait some time for the tow.
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ICE has agreed to leave. The collective action worked.
Rachel Barnhart (@rachbarnhart.com) reposted
People are yelling to them to stay strong. The agents are in the back yard.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
ATLANTA (AP) — Judge says he'll toss the racketeering case against 61 people tied to protests over a training center called “Cop City.”
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"Hey... you're not supposed to be here. What's your name?" "Uhhh, Sam." *Glances at Nickelodeon* Sam...Darnold
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Sam Darnold is the fake name you'd rush to come up with if the first thing you see on TV is an episode of Hey Arnold
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Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
I turned off my history on YouTube so now I just get a shotgun blast of the most random ass ads
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Britney Ogden Spears
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At the kid's back to school picnic, and the DJ just gave up and played the entire K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack. These kids are losing their fucking minds
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This is a beautiful tribute. I'm so sorry man
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Every ghost they've ever caught is about to be unleashed.
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i should rewatch halt and catch fire
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Lee Pace, Scoot McNairy to reunite/play themselves in Cars 4
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"My fellow Americans, I bear witness that there is no god but God, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of God"
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
it really would be something if he was 1) sitting down for the space force announcement or 2) it was pre-recorded
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i've ranted to you about galactic justice for this guy back in like 2017 or something, and I think this would meet that designation
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lmao
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god willing, this september is going to be an all-timer
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Storm Drain Unclogging is an incredible YouTube rabbit hole to go down. Some real heroes out there
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Everyone's saying how bad he looks now but he looks pretty much exactly the same as always to me.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
He dead yet or what
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Family matter season 9 family Matters season 9 urkel goes to space episode family matters season 9 Episoide 21 free streaming
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it's cute in the same way baby hippos are cute
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i am experiencing physical pain reading these
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away messages were a necessary precondition for tweets
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out wit da boys
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yes i looked up the year Travis Kelce was born
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XxDaBeStTighTeNd89xX
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i love the idea that the WWI anti-nationalist psyop was so bad that we went and had an even worse war not 20 years later. WWI was memory-holed within two decades of it happening, and it's been almost entirely relegated to prequel status for the better part of a century
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
someone just stood up from their desk and announced to the entire office that Taylor Swift is engaged in the same tone as Walter Cronkite announcing the death of JFK
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Prenuptial Agreement (Taylor's Version)
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Mr. Met getting regular at bats is about the same situation that we're in with Volpe. Dude is as close to a team mascot as the Yankees will ever get.
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
got morbidly curious about what deadspin looks like today, absolutely laughing my ass off
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
89 years old. a fuckin' kid.
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Boolshit!
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Blech, matter of time with this account/commission. Later bro!
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What are you, the minister of propaganda!?
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First baseman Hawker Eagleboy Shortstop Dartmouth Legacy III Centerfielder Yachtley Inheritance
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
🎶I am a real American Cut off my torso when I'm dead🎶
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It is 9000 fuckin degrees out. Christ Almighty
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👍
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Putting a pull up bar in the backyard. Easily some of the cleanest concrete work I've done
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Happy birthday to you, me, and Alex Rodriguez
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It's great when something is tagged Serious Discussion Only, but all the replies are just more quotes from the show
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Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
I can think of one extremely funny way for the rule of three to be broken.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
71 years old. A fuckin' kid. Me? I'm an old man.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Learned Hulk Hogan died from the Sopranos subreddit
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Sure would be bad for a guy with severe health problems to face a growing scandal that causes him immense personal stress.
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(whispers) real glonzo is the implications of jd vance’s group chats with teenagers
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
The President's Ass has fallen off
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Cam Schlittler is such an unfortunate name
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Linda Yaccarino, welcome to the Resistance
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
*hotel shower designer voice* Aright so you turn the shower on and the water just sorta spills all over the bathroom floor.
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I've been to that one. For the full NY/NJ elementary school experience, also check out the Liberty Science Center.
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Script sounds like it was written in English, auto translated to another language, and then auto translated back to English
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Watching Gran Turino. Weird ass movie
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Jim Abbott threw a no-hitter for the Yankees in 1993. Tonight he threw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium 👏
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How did Andy Serkis end up in this movie
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Forgot the asteroid rover has a gatling gun on it.
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The President is Giving A Dumb Speech to the world, but the music is swelling and I'm being manipulated into getting chills. The Movies.
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If this came out today I'd absolutely believe it was written by an AI. It is so fucking stupid.
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It's not just the concept. Every scene is so stupid. Just impossibly stupid. No current day movie comes close
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
This legitimately might be the dumbest movie.
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Lol I live for this
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Mamdani's Giant Bodyguard is the loyal soldier he can trust to lead the NYPD
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Dude his bodyguard that you can occasionally see in the background is a huge guy. Absolutely locked in, squaring up everyone Mamdani takes a pic with. What a legend
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They should make a 5 point line knowing she'd be the only player who can regularly make them
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We need 3000 new donors in the next 30 days or with God as my witness I will kill every dog on Earth.
Joe Spreadsheet (@jsdtweets.bsky.social)
Aright let's get to the problem part