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jenny_tightpants🪑

@jtp.bsky.social

backend developer at bluesky

created April 20, 2023

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i was proud of this one cuz the brazilian dream retweeted it

2/9/2025, 12:46:42 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:32:14 AM | 526 60 | View on Bluesky | view

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mf said bone-petite

1/9/2025, 11:43:35 PM | 622 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prof. Farhana Sultana (@farhanasultana.com) reposted

FFS, the NYT has been a genocidal mouthpiece for nearly 2 years. You buried your reputation in the graves of Gaza. Eat dirt

1/9/2025, 10:49:16 PM | 472 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

This is one of the most explicit examples you'll ever see of "the people who annoy me the most, personally, also happen to be the nation's biggest political problem." The quintessential reactionary centrist maneuver.

1/9/2025, 10:38:45 PM | 986 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

this is what happened to some of you

1/9/2025, 10:41:23 PM | 249 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website

Homer saying NOBODY RUINS THE WEBSITE BUT ME AND MAYBE THE BOY And then it’s the user base and Weird Al Yankovich and journalists and msnbc aunts
1/9/2025, 7:54:46 PM | 3799 464 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks to the concept of loan words, those are all english words now

1/9/2025, 9:15:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

english is such a beautiful language

1/9/2025, 9:04:25 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

dunno yet. that wasn't in the video

1/9/2025, 8:42:31 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture egg price watcher (@bluser12.bsky.social) reposted

“Blueskyism” Rent free lmao

Tweet from Nate Aluminum: @NateSilver538 X.com Electorally speaking it's more important for Democrats to avoid Blueskyism that leftism. Not that Bluesky is important but it embodies all the characteristics that make progressivism unappealing to normal people. If you could subtract those the left would win more often.
1/9/2025, 7:11:04 PM | 3405 266 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

white house

1/9/2025, 8:30:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

donald trump has been defenestrated

1/9/2025, 8:29:00 PM | 461 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nutsling (@nutsling.bsky.social) reposted

surely they have made all of the anime anyone could ever need by now

1/9/2025, 11:12:50 AM | 148 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture grimm ☀️ (@mugrimm.bsky.social) reposted

He might just be getting a colonoscopy or bullshit cosmetic surgery.

1/9/2025, 6:38:09 AM | 327 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 (@miawong.bsky.social) reposted

I think this is actually very wrong in a very, very important way which is that the thing that actually drove all of these people completely over the edge were the two Black Lives Matter uprisings in 2014 and 2020 Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

1/9/2025, 9:31:35 AM | 654 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K'eeg (@armormodekeeg.bsky.social) reposted

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

31/8/2025, 9:53:16 PM | 6316 1551 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture say yesseract to the tesseract 💜🖤💛🧡💜🩷💜💙🩷🤍💙 (@tesseract.bsky.gay) reposted

if i were trying to come up with a silly uwu-brainrotted word for 'lesbian', 'labubu' would really knock it out of the park.

1/9/2025, 8:29:19 AM | 377 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

im going to take it for a spin after i finish my 7th beer

1/9/2025, 8:28:22 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social) reposted

Dracula. Great book.

Nikita Gill @nikitagill.bsky.social Follow Mary Shelley wrote an entire book trying to warn us about extremely arrogant nerds who create things irresponsibly and take no accountability for them for when they wreck society, by the way.
1/9/2025, 8:11:36 AM | 549 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

not yet keep trying

1/9/2025, 7:40:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

tell them i said $jtightpants1

1/9/2025, 7:39:32 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios.bsky.social) reposted

GATO.

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31/8/2025, 4:52:14 AM | 491 83 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:19:10 AM | 156 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (@tiredgenerally.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

seeing the lays flavors in china is like a gorbachev supermarket moment

1/9/2025, 6:09:38 AM | 200 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:25:03 AM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

does this mean i can destroy any company i want by simply faking a sponsorship with them?

1/9/2025, 6:23:28 AM | 613 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture josh boerman (@bosh.worstpossible.world) reposted

absolutely loving the idea of the woke cracker barrel tip line

1/9/2025, 5:29:49 AM | 994 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

no rush, my brother is kind of a dickhead anyway

1/9/2025, 6:20:12 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

I was all excited to show the civil war ghost who haunts my house cool shit on youtube like metallica and dragon force, but all he wants to hear is turkey in the straw. this fucking guy loves turkey in the straw

6/2/2024, 4:41:48 AM | 1162 170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

my favorite thing to do is to sit in one spot in my house and give expository dialog to anyone who walks in uninvited and talks to me

1/9/2025, 6:11:09 AM | 487 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood

31/8/2025, 10:01:37 PM | 3064 352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mr pussy (@mrpussy.xyz) reposted

HAT TRICK HAT TRICK HAT TRICK

1/9/2025, 5:03:38 AM | 771 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.

1/9/2025, 4:37:17 AM | 1601 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

was miku the passenger rudy had in the car?

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1/9/2025, 4:38:15 AM | 556 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:36:05 AM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

holy shit

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1/9/2025, 4:34:09 AM | 95 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted

my dream job is working night shift alone in a small warm basement office monitoring a security system while machinery gently hums and clanks nearby

1/9/2025, 1:02:40 AM | 528 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:19:14 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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zoomer truthers be like "the twin towers never existed"

1/9/2025, 2:03:57 AM | 476 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

kids these days dont know TTT all they know is amogus

31/8/2025, 11:11:08 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

what

31/8/2025, 11:07:16 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

dr. breens private reserve

31/8/2025, 11:06:52 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

gmod TTT ass house

31/8/2025, 11:02:54 PM | 820 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bites u (@bitesu.kawaii.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 10:04:07 PM | 1104 160 | View on Bluesky | view

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rudy giuliani has died

31/8/2025, 9:55:23 PM | 749 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

i fell asleep for 12 hours and now it no longer hurts

31/8/2025, 7:43:10 PM | 152 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tummy hurts

31/8/2025, 7:18:29 AM | 249 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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weeb

31/8/2025, 7:01:42 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

post the video

31/8/2025, 6:42:00 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)

doing hot girl shit (watching anime on my phone in the bath)

31/8/2025, 6:08:05 AM | 375 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Foxer (@foxer421.bsky.social) reposted

This is just how adults dress in SoCal. ☀️

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30/8/2025, 11:31:16 PM | 573 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

my bad

31/8/2025, 5:26:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nutsling (@nutsling.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Rule #8: your bio should never reflect anything meaningful about your identity are you insane you are literally making your weak spots glow like a 2000s video game boss

8/5/2025, 2:45:47 AM | 288 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

stop posting this

31/8/2025, 3:45:34 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:17:17 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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donald trump has died

31/8/2025, 3:08:38 AM | 1146 80 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

no the baby is hungry

31/8/2025, 12:25:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:24:04 AM | 729 76 | View on Bluesky | view

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everybody transgender

31/8/2025, 12:08:50 AM | 652 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:12:50 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

no its fine

30/8/2025, 9:03:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love 2 wake up and read da posts i don't remember making

30/8/2025, 9:00:44 PM | 195 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zyn 🦇 (@zyntaks.ca) reposted

Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.

A screenshot of the right-click menu on firefox, showing the
28/8/2025, 1:47:12 AM | 1015 551 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Non-Zenith Martlet 🐦🌌🌊💙 (@zenithmartlet.bsky.social) reposted

Hey Firefox users.

Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out
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30/8/2025, 8:24:57 PM | 312 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

so true joe

30/8/2025, 9:28:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those suck

30/8/2025, 8:33:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no

30/8/2025, 8:33:22 AM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats what i spilled in the keyboard

30/8/2025, 8:32:59 AM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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already have 2

30/8/2025, 8:32:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the watch?!

30/8/2025, 8:31:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i *may* have just broken another keyboard by spilling an alcoholic beverage inside of it. top reply decides what i replace it with unless it sucks

30/8/2025, 8:31:02 AM | 365 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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👽

30/8/2025, 8:27:26 AM | 53 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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being meguca is suffering

30/8/2025, 8:10:01 AM | 182 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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mr. robot is so cool i wish anonymous was real

30/8/2025, 8:04:14 AM | 226 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted

They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens

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30/8/2025, 4:38:38 AM | 7308 1157 | View on Bluesky | view

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have you tried the drugs that make you normal?

30/8/2025, 6:23:35 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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waow

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Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. donald trump has died

30/8/2025, 5:14:41 AM | 136 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

sure but nobody's even bothered to come up with that as a cope yet far as i've seen

30/8/2025, 5:12:36 AM | 52 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

kinda funny to me nobody's bothered to check

30/8/2025, 5:11:53 AM | 239 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i've been joking but he's been active on truth social today

30/8/2025, 5:10:09 AM | 420 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

Goodnight have fun manifesting

Dora third eye
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Profile picture Nobody 56 Special (@mrbuick.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Stung to death by dump bees (@birdrespecter.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump has died

30/8/2025, 4:17:54 AM | 413 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

been saying this

30/8/2025, 4:18:15 AM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent

oh shit is that misinformation ive been posting working? i havent checked yet today

30/8/2025, 3:07:59 AM | 190 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lanyardigan (@lanyardigan.bsky.social) reposted

Tweet from cancer_blood69 @cancer_blood69 They want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The Pattern
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Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

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donald trump has died

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Profile picture shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted

genuinely saw a liberal talking about newsom as doing some things wrong (anti-homeless policies) but some things right (trolling trump on the internet) and i really wonder about the worth of that second thing, there. is that doing anything at all

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🔫

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