jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
i was proud of this one cuz the brazilian dream retweeted it
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i was proud of this one cuz the brazilian dream retweeted it
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
mf said bone-petite
Prof. Farhana Sultana (@farhanasultana.com) reposted
FFS, the NYT has been a genocidal mouthpiece for nearly 2 years. You buried your reputation in the graves of Gaza. Eat dirt
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
This is one of the most explicit examples you'll ever see of "the people who annoy me the most, personally, also happen to be the nation's biggest political problem." The quintessential reactionary centrist maneuver.
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
this is what happened to some of you
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
thanks to the concept of loan words, those are all english words now
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
english is such a beautiful language
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
dunno yet. that wasn't in the video
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
white house
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
donald trump has been defenestrated
nutsling (@nutsling.bsky.social) reposted
surely they have made all of the anime anyone could ever need by now
grimm ☀️ (@mugrimm.bsky.social) reposted
He might just be getting a colonoscopy or bullshit cosmetic surgery.
ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 (@miawong.bsky.social) reposted
I think this is actually very wrong in a very, very important way which is that the thing that actually drove all of these people completely over the edge were the two Black Lives Matter uprisings in 2014 and 2020 Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
K'eeg (@armormodekeeg.bsky.social) reposted
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
say yesseract to the tesseract 💜🖤💛🧡💜🩷💜💙🩷🤍💙 (@tesseract.bsky.gay) reposted
if i were trying to come up with a silly uwu-brainrotted word for 'lesbian', 'labubu' would really knock it out of the park.
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
im going to take it for a spin after i finish my 7th beer
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
not yet keep trying
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
tell them i said $jtightpants1
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt (@tiredgenerally.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
seeing the lays flavors in china is like a gorbachev supermarket moment
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
does this mean i can destroy any company i want by simply faking a sponsorship with them?
josh boerman (@bosh.worstpossible.world) reposted
absolutely loving the idea of the woke cracker barrel tip line
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
no rush, my brother is kind of a dickhead anyway
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
I was all excited to show the civil war ghost who haunts my house cool shit on youtube like metallica and dragon force, but all he wants to hear is turkey in the straw. this fucking guy loves turkey in the straw
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
my favorite thing to do is to sit in one spot in my house and give expository dialog to anyone who walks in uninvited and talks to me
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
mr pussy (@mrpussy.xyz) reposted
HAT TRICK HAT TRICK HAT TRICK
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
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wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted
my dream job is working night shift alone in a small warm basement office monitoring a security system while machinery gently hums and clanks nearby
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
zoomer truthers be like "the twin towers never existed"
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
kids these days dont know TTT all they know is amogus
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
what
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
dr. breens private reserve
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
gmod TTT ass house
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
rudy giuliani has died
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
i fell asleep for 12 hours and now it no longer hurts
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
tummy hurts
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
weeb
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
post the video
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
doing hot girl shit (watching anime on my phone in the bath)
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
my bad
nutsling (@nutsling.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Rule #8: your bio should never reflect anything meaningful about your identity are you insane you are literally making your weak spots glow like a 2000s video game boss
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
stop posting this
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
donald trump has died
Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
no the baby is hungry
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
everybody transgender
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
no its fine
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
love 2 wake up and read da posts i don't remember making
Zyn 🦇 (@zyntaks.ca) reposted
Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.
bites u (@bitesu.kawaii.social) reposted
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
so true joe
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
those suck
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
no
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
thats what i spilled in the keyboard
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
already have 2
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
the watch?!
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
i *may* have just broken another keyboard by spilling an alcoholic beverage inside of it. top reply decides what i replace it with unless it sucks
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
👽
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
being meguca is suffering
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
mr. robot is so cool i wish anonymous was real
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
have you tried the drugs that make you normal?
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
waow
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PISS_SHITTER (@amiyatzin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. donald trump has died
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
sure but nobody's even bothered to come up with that as a cope yet far as i've seen
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
kinda funny to me nobody's bothered to check
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
i've been joking but he's been active on truth social today
Nobody 56 Special (@mrbuick.bsky.social) reposted
Stung to death by dump bees (@birdrespecter.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump has died
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
been saying this
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reply parent
oh shit is that misinformation ive been posting working? i havent checked yet today
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social)
donald trump has died
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
genuinely saw a liberal talking about newsom as doing some things wrong (anti-homeless policies) but some things right (trolling trump on the internet) and i really wonder about the worth of that second thing, there. is that doing anything at all
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted
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