The whole thing is pretty bizarre--the anti-vax stuff sits well with the MAGA crowd, but increasing regulations on food producers doesn't seem like it will fly with the Kool-aid and hamberder class
The whole thing is pretty bizarre--the anti-vax stuff sits well with the MAGA crowd, but increasing regulations on food producers doesn't seem like it will fly with the Kool-aid and hamberder class
And, frankly, civilization has been on the decline ever since
How did we re-elect this guy?
Very cool in a really terrifying way
We really need a concentrated effort to remove the old guard from the Democratic leadership--this iteration has proven itself incapable of engaging with the average voter
That's so gross... what's the point of a rally after winning an election but to stoke his ego and sell gaudy merchandise?
They're both great--I really enjoyed Teacup as well
A formation of dead doves in the shape of an X outside of X headquarters? Just kidding, Trump will send him an edible arrangement made of McRibs
I feel like Elon Musk sort of understands the formula for humor but has no natural gift for it. Kind of like Nickelback with music
When Trump says "immigrant" he means "brown person"--I don't think the dude's overly concerned with geography
I want to believe this is some kind of Scorcese-esque message to Trump or Musk, but it's probably just Tesla releasing a shitty automobile 🤷♂️
Yeah, I kind of console myself with the notion that we're witnessing a truly unique and bizarre chapter in human history. If you set aside the looming sense of dread, it really is fascinating
I'm not surprised that he put together a diverse coaliton of middle aged white guys, but I do think it's weird that they meet in the congressional steam room
Dude's always seemed pretty prickly to me, but damn I love some Steely Dan
You must be mistaken, Elon Musk is a free speech absolutist, I read a whole tweet about it
One of my fondest memories as a kid was the smell of the scholastic book fair every year! 😊
I'm loving the meltdown, but I do want to commend Elon on the line "take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face." That's hard to do without ample room and some light stretching first
I wonder if that applies to seasonal baked goods?
Yeah, I hope Trump spends the next four years golfing and giving unintelligible interviews to OAN--anything other than enacting his ridiculous agenda
It was good! Checking out Juror #2 and Blink Twice this weekend
As a clearly learned theological scholar, what specific passages would you suggest?
"Yeah, but we sure showed them liberuls!" And then they yeehaw and shoot their guns in the air. (And lest I be accused of perpetuating harmful stereotypes: I'm from Missouri and I've seen them do it!)
Only a true man of the people awkwardly drives his own golf cart
I heard Rudy borrows his cuff links from close friend Tony Balogna
Mike Ragu!! 🤣 Is he heir to the Ragu marinara dynasty!?
Should be "go to hell", "burn in hell", THEN "rot in hell!" You'd think a reality show president would understand continuity
I remember that! I gained three pounds off of S'mores and "keto friendly" trail mix! Aww... good times!
Ironically, it really confirms my own confirmation bias
And then built it with slave labor and the exploitation of demonized immigrants. So... points for consistency?
I like "Enjoy the Economic Stimulus" or "Merry Merchandise Day" or--my favorite--"Happy Extra Crap Day!"
Everybody! Evil people fiiiiiight!
"Hey Tulsi! Hey, it's Matt! ...Matt Gaetz? Hey, anyway, I was thinking I might check out Russia for a couple years..."
This. I spent 400 hours of my life on Elden Ring to essentially cheat my way through every boss
I really enjoyed Based On a True Story recently. Hysteria was also pretty great.